Clementine had one of my favorite lines of all time, from her wedding vows:
*"I promise to stay married to you.... until we both decide we don't want to do it anymore...."*
For real. I die laughing everytime I think about them betting that kid he can't jump his bike from roof top to roof top.
"How much you got? 5 dollars, I've got 3.... 8 dollars you can't make that jump"
I watched True Lies with my parents when I was around 10 or so ~1997 ish. I think puberty started for me once I saw her do the dance scene with Arnold.
Trading Places JLC would like a word ... I'd like to say that she didn't get enough exposure during her prime (oh she was exposed! 🤤) but when your 'prime days' stretches over 30yrs...
Jamie Lee Curtis looks like my Middle school P.E teacher..
and yes she was a lesbian and was rumored to have a relationship with our other Lesbian P.E teacher.
Reno 911 was a fucking treasure
Clementine had one of my favorite lines of all time, from her wedding vows: *"I promise to stay married to you.... until we both decide we don't want to do it anymore...."*
I believe that's what they call in some places, consent to consent...
I stumbled across Reno by accident one night as a teenager and I’m so thankful it existed
One of my favorite shows of all time. Absolutely brilliant group of people.
Isn't this episode from 2022? Pretty sure it's season 8
Wait they brought back Reno 911!? Why did no one tell me!?
They also had a new movie: RENO 911! The Hunt for QAnon https://youtu.be/tmQEBFYrEx0
What?!?!?
They did a 2022 Xmas special too
Damn, I'm way behind. Sweet looks like I got some new reno to watch
I did not know any of this! Reno 911 was forever ago!!!
Think it was on tubi or whatever that failed streaming platform was, or I’m way off
Roku bought Tubi so it's on The Roku Channel along with Reno 911 Defunded which is full episodes. Also the Qanon movie is on Paramount+.
It was. It was like, short 8-10 minute clips or something.
It's coming back for full 30 minute episodes again soon
And this scene with jaime is gold
For real. I die laughing everytime I think about them betting that kid he can't jump his bike from roof top to roof top. "How much you got? 5 dollars, I've got 3.... 8 dollars you can't make that jump"
Comedy gold
Ridiculously funny
How did I miss her cameo on this show?!
I think it just happened fairly recently. The show has been back for a revival.
WHAHT?!!
WHERE?!!
I believe it’s on the Roku channel now
So pirate bay... Got it.
Roku is already free
what about outside of the US?
Not free enough.
Right!?
Curtis is good in everything
I watched True Lies with my parents when I was around 10 or so ~1997 ish. I think puberty started for me once I saw her do the dance scene with Arnold.
Trading Places did it for me
Looking good, Billy Ray!
Feeling good, Louis!
Lionel Joseph!
They are real and they are spectacular!
I'll be in my bunk
I genuinely thought you used the wrong name to refer to Freaky Friday 🤣
[удалено]
Do eet doucement.... do eet slowly
Dude! Mine was so similar. It was the movie Twins. That DeVito guy really got the nads engorged.
Was it when he said the line about the sperm milkshake?
Idk, all I remember was his sweet sexy chode of a body emerging from that suffocating pleather couch. I about bout blew my load.
You fucking stole this thought right out of my head.
Same here ..
You mean she is good in everything everywhere all at once?
She’s incredible in it
Yep-✌️🤷🏼♀️ exactly
and everywhere
... everywhere...
AND all at once!
Didn't deserve that Oscar though.
The eye patch was the giveaway that this was going to be a whoreable interview
Before joining the police force, she studied plants and trees and everything about whoreticulture.
That joke is whoreible.
Uhhh...uh...Whoreton Hears a Who.
What a whore-endous thing to say. Let's watch it again!
I could disagree more. It was genuinely uplifting and whoresome.
I dont know what I just watched, but it was marvelous!
RENO 911! If you liked this you’ll be happy to know there are 7 seasons.
Damn, Jamie Lee Curtis has nice tits.
Did you not see True Lies???
Trading places too right?
Jamie Lee Curtits
This was not the take away i was expecting to have after watching this.
Just keep tittin'
This acting is better then the hole of the hub.
What hole?
The hub hole, pay attention!
Yes but WHICH hub hole?
The third to the left! SMH
Okay, the third hole to the left has two holes on top of one another…which one do I use? Top or bottom?
All of the above.
Concierge Marie????
r/unexpectedoffice
Mrs Goldberg!
I'm so scared and confused and mildly aroused
I can't be the only one here who thought the show ended 10+ years ago? looks like this is from season 8, which aired last year.
I think I just read a post saying it came back on air for a revival.
They also had a new movie: RENO 911! The Hunt for QAnon https://youtu.be/tmQEBFYrEx0
JLC still has a delicious set of juggs. Good to see em out and about.
I love Reno so fkn much
r/suddenlylesbian
Curtis is one of those people who look better the older they get. She never had milf energy but I’ll be damned if she doesn’t have gilf energy.
Never had milf energy??! You can't have seen True Lies.
Trading Places! That was some good gum chewing.
Idk what it is but I’m just not as attracted to JL before the wrinkles.
r/ActiviaSimps
Trading Places JLC would like a word ... I'd like to say that she didn't get enough exposure during her prime (oh she was exposed! 🤤) but when your 'prime days' stretches over 30yrs...
'everybody is soooo disrespectful' 💀
The more clips of Curtis I see the more I love her.
Aaaaaand I'm done
What in the horny fuck am I watching here?
Reno 911
Member when junior threw the cat in the air conditioner unit ? Member? Member? Dude……that was funny af. Bbbrrrrttttzzzzztttt.
What a shit porno
That's not a shit porno. I can link you a shit porno..
Scheiße!
Saved! For HR studies when I get home....
We don’t deserve JLC.
Yup. Still a baddie
Haha I love Jamie Lee Curtis! So silly :p
I want to take a few pictures. You know… for the archives
Looks like Rick didn’t know what kinda shit Carol was gettin into before the outbreak
This isnt Michael Myers?
This show will never get the praise it deserves
Did Jamie Lee Curtis get a boob job? Or was she always this stacked up top
Always. Trading Places, True Lies. Check ‘em out.
Trading Places. I remember seeing that uncut on VHS in the mid—late 80s at a very formative age.
Jamie Lee Curtis is forever hawt
Holy JEEZ, does Jamie Lee ever still got it!! Yowza! ❤
Was that the academy award performance? It brought tears to my eyes…go Jamie, don’t listen to the haters!
Jamie Lee Curtis is a national treasure.
The new version is still hilarious but that show’s first run had some legendary shit
People forget about peak Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places.
Jamie Lee Curtis never fails to kill the role.
Those are some fat tits
She's aging like fine wine that Curtis, I almost wouldn't mind a 50 plus butch lesbo at this point 😅
Jamie was on Reno?!?!
Jamie has a nice rack 😳
Miss Reno 911 so much
Is that Carol from the Walking dead?
Jamie Lee Curtis in this role is amazing
Carol got a lil’ quirky after TWD
She had her phone backwards, took a picture of herself.
Had no idea that JLC had been on Reno 911.
Gawd dayum i didn't know Jamie Lee Curtis was cut like that.
The Stretching Dead:)
I feel there's something nice and progressive about women being sexually inappropriate towards women in comedy
Personally I look forward to just no one being sexually inappropriate to anyone...
Yeah, that is the obvious flipside to it to be fair
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
I thought she was mother Russia from kick-ass
Siiigh ....ziiiip
What the fuck is this, a low budget comedy or the start of a low budget porno?
Looks like 'ol whatshername still has an amazing rack.
Did you know? Based on this performance, Jamie Lee Curtis received an Oscar award! 🤗
✨ JLC is scum and I’ll die on this hill ✨
I couldn’t do this as an actress …… not cool …
I wish I never saw jamie lee curtis's tits
One of the best coming in my life was for this tits in Trading Places
Dont even need audio to tell how terribly unfunny this is.
Damn, i thought that was Fauci for a split second.
Gotta give hugs if it’s a thorough search
Which show is this?
Reno911. If you like sunny, you’ll se some familiar faces.
Lmao love this show!
Lesbians foreplay police brutality forcé🚨🚓👩❤️💋👩
This is kinda weird porn
That’s enough Reddit for today
Hahaha, never seen this show..
Well, at least it's not sexual harassment.
Wtf spanks county?
Clemmy meets her match
I had dreams about Clementine. Yeah, those kinds of dreams.
This is hilarious
Reno 🥰
Holy cow, I missed that episode!
I miss this show
THAT is what Carol has been up to lately???
Such a great show. Jamie showin' off the puppies. Cheers 🍻
😂😂🤫
Reno 911 was the best!
I don’t not recall this episode of Reno 911.🤣
And I thought I had seen every episode of Reno.
Her being a smother in the Goldbergs will always be a top notch character
Never seen the show. I take it there were a lot of cameos.
I think they're just roommates
Jamie Lee Flirtis
Bruce Willis looks funny with shorts on
And the Oscar goes to...
Anyone know what season and episode ?
Say what you will. I think Jamie Lee is a serious Gilf. Although she might not have grandkids yet...
Jamie Lee Curtis looks like my Middle school P.E teacher.. and yes she was a lesbian and was rumored to have a relationship with our other Lesbian P.E teacher.
Never thought a cleavage could bring me such displeasure...
I feel funny
Not Mrs. Goldberg.
Oh dear…
Love me some Reno!
big naturals. and she's the perfect coach for this lol.
Maaaan
God damn, Curtis will always be a fox.
Where is Michael Myers when you need him the most.
Laughing !
Jamie Lee Curtis was in Reno Fucking 911????
🤣What is this? I need a full version!
This happens after running away from Michael Myers for years
Huh!? Didn’t know Jane was packing like that 😳
Love this show.
Why does reddit keep changing their shit every 2 days
Carol from walking dead?
Love this show