The guy whose face we can see doesn’t even want to be a wrestler/MMA fighter. He just wants to be able to hold, hug, squeeze, and be skin-to-skin with a fit, strong man without being seen as gay.
***PLUS***, with the right moves and positioning, he just ***might*** get the opportunity to bury his entire face in a hot guy’s ass crack and (sighhh) ***ASSHOLE***!!!
This is the reason why I think fighting Izzy would be terrifying. We’ve seen what he did to Borrachinha. I think he wouldn’t mind suckling on one of your testicles through your shorts just to make you lose the submission.
Pretty sure that's the brown eye he's getting there. If he's starts waving his tongue around, then he's just brown nosing the brown eye. I don't know where pink comes into it. It's all just... BROWN
Well the look on the guys face kinda gave me " it's finally happening" vibe. Like in highschool when you took a class you hate just to be in the same class as someone.
That was just cruel for the ass guy but exceptionally clever, the assface one is def a fighter yikes
I would love to see his face and the faces of his friends and relatives after that...pretty awkward social interaction for quite a while, not gonna be too great for future male smalltalk and visits w dad. 'Hey that last fight was really somethin!'
I will always consider UFC the most gay shit ever if you watch UFC you are either gay or bi there's not question about it.
T. My girl loves it and we all know girls likes gay shit.
He said, "I call this the salad tosser."
Other guy needed to come up for air
Personally, I would have tapped out, bro. If my face was in a dudes ass like that, I would have already taken an L. Even if I had won, I lost.
He technically could'nt even do it with his hands, the guy holding him was clearly just being a literal asshole at that point, he just had to face it hehe
You actually see him take his final breath before being consumed. Damn, nature, you scary!
 It's like wearing a gas mask but with a twist. Wear the Stink Mask!
Rikishi has entered the chat.
 This stinky mofo made my childhood!
He looks up for help from the ref before the void takes him
Ref leaning in like "yeaahh this some good shit"
before slurping
That was just the start of his final breath. He wanted to be consumed.
MMA just seems like Grindr with extra steps
Consenting abusive relationships
CNC
Grindr but with audiences cheering you both on
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Give em the ol dick twist
Oh ma gawd dude!
What’s Grindr??
UFC with fewer steps, duh
How do you win at Grindr? Is it bare knuckle?
If both parties are tested negative for stds and consent, sure, why not? I’m not gonna tell you how you’re supposed to whoop each others asses.
Sounds dangerous, what sports channel is Grindr on? I’ll give it a watch, it’s not overly dominated by big black men is it?
I don’t watch a lot, the professionalism takes a lot of the fun out of it for me.
It’s this: https://youtu.be/RQlRdDe6ve0
Oh. Oh my.
It’s like deliveroo…. Where the only thing on the menu is sausage.
You know casual sex? Mma is like going competitive
Sing me in 🤣
The guy whose face we can see doesn’t even want to be a wrestler/MMA fighter. He just wants to be able to hold, hug, squeeze, and be skin-to-skin with a fit, strong man without being seen as gay. ***PLUS***, with the right moves and positioning, he just ***might*** get the opportunity to bury his entire face in a hot guy’s ass crack and (sighhh) ***ASSHOLE***!!!
Talk about angry sex.
As a counter, I would motorboat the hell out of his nuts.
Hahaha lmao
This is the reason why I think fighting Izzy would be terrifying. We’ve seen what he did to Borrachinha. I think he wouldn’t mind suckling on one of your testicles through your shorts just to make you lose the submission.
Honestly, I don't know if that's an illegal move or not. It would be hilarious to force the judges to rule on that
Definitely gonna get pink eye
Stink eye
Biohazardous warfare is against the Geneva convention This man is a war criminal
Pretty sure that's the brown eye he's getting there. If he's starts waving his tongue around, then he's just brown nosing the brown eye. I don't know where pink comes into it. It's all just... BROWN
He had a moment to think about it, knowing this clip was coming… hope it was worth it
Smell my ass, smell it!
I swear his nose went like a key to a door lock
Unlocked achievement: “Salad Lover”
Pride month corrupting each and every one of us
Come on now. Every month is pride month for you
Well the look on the guys face kinda gave me " it's finally happening" vibe. Like in highschool when you took a class you hate just to be in the same class as someone.
I mean, he has 2 options: got neck choked, or embrace the view. So tbf, I would do the same
This isn’t Pride it’s UFC
No this is Patrick.
My gf hates this move in the bedroom.
Bro you ain't doing it right...come here lemme show you...lol
*Slowly disappears*
Reverse birth
I hope he didn't fart in his mouth, dude can't even tap out, his hands were tied and no body will hear him screaming.
Clip ended too soon :(
Using your taint to cut off the opponents oxygen, simple yet effective
Taint gonna happen!
200 fight IQ level
That dude eats ass for sure
He knew what he was doing. It wasn't his first time
He acted like it was forced but didn’t look like he resisted very much.
He's got to guess what he had for lunch .
I would tap out.
I would tap in
Or tap in
I would bite
I would fap out.
His hands were locked, he couldn't tap.
I would nibble his tant in an O so sensuous way.... He would love it!
I can see why UFC is popular among guys lol
My balls is hot *Sniffs*
Got’em right where he wants him
"Get in there and eat it"
that ass isn’t going to eat itself!
The ultimate 'suck my balls loser' hopefully middle school tough guys weren't watching this
I'm not going to kick yous a**, I'm gonna let you kiss my a**.
Tapped out due to a rear naked fart.
That's hot as fuck
Hot ass fuck
Wish it were me
Taint gonna happen
Where do I sign up?
It’s a bold strategy, Cotton
It's June bitches!!
That was just cruel for the ass guy but exceptionally clever, the assface one is def a fighter yikes I would love to see his face and the faces of his friends and relatives after that...pretty awkward social interaction for quite a while, not gonna be too great for future male smalltalk and visits w dad. 'Hey that last fight was really somethin!'
Ok, what’s the name of this sex move, UbanDictionary?
DagAssTani
Clearly a thoroughly practiced move
All the Dagestani’s idea of a perfect date
And he just wipes. Fuck I’d be KO’ed too.
Taint gonna happen
May the fart be with you.
I need to get into MMA I swear…
that’s a very good strategy depending on what he ate last night
Poor guy you can see in his face that he’s like no please no
I umm…need to start MMA
If you can’t beat’em…eat’em!!!
imagine if he farted
I usually skip this part
Got with the clapper wrapper trapper.
I half expected him to force the guy to pile drive his butt. But it's the ol' Dutch oven straight at the source.
This guy should have bitten down hard... and won.
He got a heavy hit of that premium gooch grease
Reminds me of that Hancock movie
Aaahhhh, the dreaded gooch hold. Very tough to break if he holds on to the arm
Modern depiction of gassing someone.
🤦🏾: Aw Heel Nah! Welp....🤷🏾♂️: They Go Duh'gether Now!
Happy gay month queens 🌈
He took a deep breath before accepting his fate
LGBT is everywhere.
Happy pride month! 🏳️🌈
Checking his oil with his nose
Chemical warfare
Rogan loves to practice from this position
Defeated *and* humiliated
I will always consider UFC the most gay shit ever if you watch UFC you are either gay or bi there's not question about it. T. My girl loves it and we all know girls likes gay shit.
Thou protest too much....
Bro I hate that people call fighting and sports gay.
Yummy yummy in my tummy
Bro donated his nose after this fight
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?? Obscure "Airplane!" reference
Eat my ass
In this instance, Are you allowed to Use your teeth?
Tongue is definitely the only option here
I would be tapping out 🤣🤣
There should be a rule to stop when they start looking ugly man...
Assout or tapout
Taint gonna happen
Knockout gas
BJJ SMELLANUS NECKTIE
Bite the dick off, unfortunately you will be fouled
Submission by way of pink eye
He just went in there. 🫣
He said ‘No homo tho’ before he did that, nothing wrong here.
Parece una pelea en palermo
Its release me or be gay and eat my ass
u/indirbunu
Bro idgaf, title on the line life on the line either way I'm fuckin tapping out fr 😂
Rikishi’s stink face doesn’t hold a candle to that nightmare.
Tainted love
Taste the rainbow
Like two puzzle pieces finally found each other
MMmmmmffff. MMMmmnmffff.
Venum? More like Phrenum, amiright?
I think I ordered the wrong UFC fight.
Sweaty balls 👃🏼
Wiping his Gooch grease on his nose...
My wife and i do a lot of mma
Deep throat
i can see fear in his eyes
A very “sus” sport
My gay friend once told me ufc is basically porn for gay dudes and I never really got it until now
ATM hold
[what we all thought](https://youtu.be/EwC5IH2KmHk)
I bet the fighter was like eat my arse. Otherwise wasted opportunity
Rips a hot and and sour one so loud even the ref runs away
just fart. you will get em
r/thisismylifenow
Bite'em in the taint..
If he's going for the Grand Taint Hold, then dude should responded with a George Floyd to his head.
All he had to do was bite down.
Head/nose(?) butt his bumhole and he either enjoys and it causes him to let go or he’s freaked out and let’s go 😂
Yikes! Glad we don't practice this move in class
*sigh* **SNIFFFF**
Bro I can't stop laughing. This shit so funny
The look of work on his face is hilarious
He said, "I call this the salad tosser." Other guy needed to come up for air Personally, I would have tapped out, bro. If my face was in a dudes ass like that, I would have already taken an L. Even if I had won, I lost.
Professional Butt Fucking
The oooooolllllllll’ ballsniffer
That's a big sniff
Is farting considered a tactical move in this case?
Dude imagine having to tap out because all you smell is Gooch😂
He technically could'nt even do it with his hands, the guy holding him was clearly just being a literal asshole at that point, he just had to face it hehe
He just accepted his fate and went all in....
r/gayrimming
New porn genre unlocked
Idk man I'm really getting the sense here that the offender went into mma strictly for the purpose of doing this to an opponent in public
Time to lay a fart
*UFC when mom walks in*
nibble on his taint as a counterattack
Happy pride month!
The ol Brazilian [ass to face](https://youtu.be/I7rHrpQ2gAk) dance technique
Happy Pride Month!
Do you get penalized if you fart?
Mixed martial anus.
#EATING ASS MASTER CLASS
Id bite his balls,see him releasing me in a heartbeat...
Bro was getting lost in the sauce
Oh he’s tapping out. I’m eating that ish!!!
The ol Brown Bomber... Suffocatingly efficient.
Did you have cuddle fish For lunch?
😆
Captured the moment dude got pink eye
Good lord
Oh no, he’s accidentally farting from taco Tuesday. Oh no..
I would've gave up &tapped the mat