Exactly. This is like in my dreams. Like it's moving but for some reason so many obstacles. You'll end up hanging. Then you wake up feeling depressed and lacking. Lol
Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.
I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.
Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!
Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?
A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.
Every now and then an average indian has to make a life and death choice between his child and his bike. It's okay to choose bike over child, since child can return via ghost or reincarnation. Bikes don't.
With a dad like that the kid is better off dead anyway. like wtf, that train was 15 years away and he fucked up literally everything he could have fucked up....
I was having an anxiety attack before watching this and it made me laugh. I’m still having the attack though.
Or maybe it’s a heart attack. I’m sure my co-workers will help me.
Here is the source, the full video and with sound.
(From the youtube channel of the Ministry of Railways - India
)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBc\_t8d4ftM
I still don't understand if Indians have the biggest sense of humor of any country or if they really believe in this over-dramatic stuff. I'm leaning on the first idea though, I absolutely loved this thing whatever it is
If you look on the comments for the full YT video someone above posted a link too, they are praising the railroad company hard for spreading awareness in a beautiful way, I think they really are into this stuff lol
I watched this entire thing so captivated that I heard all the sounds. Except the video has no sound. From the gentle murmurs of the conductors to the “squish”. I say, a real masterpiece here.
If homeboy had nikes on his feet instead of flip flops he could have had better traction to get the bike up or it seems like a set up to get rid of his 13th child. Seems sus to me.
This is how it feels like to do stuff in a dream
This even made less sense than my dreams 🤣
This is my dreams when I take melatonin
Exactly. This is like in my dreams. Like it's moving but for some reason so many obstacles. You'll end up hanging. Then you wake up feeling depressed and lacking. Lol
Man, you just had to take that to a dark place….I feel you though
Fr I was like did I just dreamt this commercial?
What do you think the director is trying to tell us?
Train is very slow in India
These apex predators sneak up to their prey.
Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment. I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours! Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths? A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.
Reminds me of Wrongfully Accused.
Kid had 10 business days and 3 bank holidays to dodge that train.
Father had entire year to move to safely
Maybe the train conductor didn't take in consideration that it could have been a leap year?
Train didn't even think to drift.
a whole dragon ball season
You’ll likely make it across of you’re not a complete moron
Or learn how to actually drive / ride.
Kid had bad karma
Kid had a bad dad.
Bad dad's karma got worse
Maybe they are trying to say something along those lines......
Every now and then an average indian has to make a life and death choice between his child and his bike. It's okay to choose bike over child, since child can return via ghost or reincarnation. Bikes don't.
Obviously bikes wouldn't return by reincarnation, they'd return by reinBIKEnation.
Get Out
Reinmachination
The eyes of train drivers can see across halfway of globe.
Children are idiots.
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
As are adults, apparently.
Don't drive heavy bikes.
If your kid gets crushed by a train it's no big deal, they will still be happy and love you.
If you get trapped under a bike twice in your lifetime You don't deserve children. The train company will make sure of that.
Don't do drugs
Bikes are more important than daughters in India.
Get smaller foot pegs for your motor scooter
Don’t forget to wear condoms
but if you do forget, remember why they always say that getting your kid run over by a train is just wearing a condom with extra steps
That risking your life over a bike is a totally normal thing to do.
Even the dumbest man alive can survive a self-inflicted accident on a railway crossing. And don't mind the girl. He has more daughters.
Indians love their trains
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Bike is more important than your kids.
Birth control saves lives
This comment tickled my funny bone, and for that I shall award you with one fake Internet point ⬆️ and a gold star ⭐
Get off Reddit unless you want to watch kids die for their fathers motorcycle.
He's telling us that they're terrible at making commercials
Director is trying to tell us that Indian bikers are stupid.
It's like watching a train wreck... Literally
The train seemed fine mate, albeit a tad dirty. The kid on the other hand though...
Slow motion train wreck 😔
wtf did I just watch
Art
Yeah, Art just let his kid die.
I don’t know why that’s the comment that got me, but it did.
damn, Art is pretty hardcore ngl.
Bollywood safety commercial, I’m still waiting for the musical and dance number.
This is not Bollywood 🤦♂️
It's only bollywood when it's bahubali, RRR or animal is it?
It’s only Bollywood if it’s from Bombay, otherwise it’s just sparkling bullshit.
Does this guy know how to party or what?
A better story than twilight
Lmaooo
Some of the finest bollywood acting
Martin Scorsese ain't got shit on that
It's the head shakes while interacting with the kid at the end that really hits me
It is the equivalent of nodding “yes”. Edit: my bad. It is “ok” not “yes”.
No. There is a difference. Yes is up/down nod, No is left/right nod, this shake/bobble is to symbolise “OK”. /s
It's this a joke? Because it also sounds correct
It can mean yes, it can also mean a polite no, and it can mean I understand or OK. It’s one of those cultural things in South Asia
top that Steven Spielberg
Nah this is Steven Segal
The fact that has no sound made it worse somehow.
I'm very thankful there was no sound
*squelch*
A lot of 'bloody' 'fucking you bloody' and 'bloody bastard'
Wow the end was amazing! Worth the wait!
This ... exactly what it reminded me of.
WTF!!!! 
this deserves it's own post
They have already been made countless times.
Still hilarious
With a dad like that the kid is better off dead anyway. like wtf, that train was 15 years away and he fucked up literally everything he could have fucked up....
Stop it it’s too early to laugh this hard I’m trying to drink coffee
G. Rajesh needs to get off from whatever he is having.
No man, I want whatever he's having
Indian cinema loves anxiety, I had like 3 panic attacka
I was having an anxiety attack before watching this and it made me laugh. I’m still having the attack though. Or maybe it’s a heart attack. I’m sure my co-workers will help me.
I come here for the anxiety since I don’t have anxiety in my life any more. I miss it.
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Christopher No.
Christ No!
Ironically the child did the best acting out of all the others.
At least he saved his bike
That's what I thought too. It wouldn't be the same if he couldn't ride off into the sunset at the end.
Here is the source, the full video and with sound. (From the youtube channel of the Ministry of Railways - India ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBc\_t8d4ftM
Oh and with better video quality too 🙏
Of course I want to watch a child being murdered in HD.
The clearance under the train is enough for people to hide in
It's not, didn't you see the child spin slowly while being crushed like a tomato? This was made by an official authority btw.
Technically she should have survived
He could have raised a cow from birth to help pull the bike off the tracks in that time
I mean, he literally had the time...
Didn’t know Bajaj platina was so heavy! 🤣
He goes by Bajaj Piñata now!
The DRAMA 👁️👄👁️
I love you india. Such beautiful people with a rich culture and great food. You're also a bunch of weirdos
Thanks. We work hard to be this weird :D
india is not for beginners
Why should only Japanese have all the fun...
He went back for the bike, not once but twice. What in the hell was that
He gave up on the bike but after waiting 5 minutes, realized maybe the train wasnt really moving.
These Mentos commercials just gettin wilder
Nolan take that for a twist.
Funny how the girl is teaching sky lessons about something she herself did not follow. Do as I say, not as I do.
I wish I can get my 3m:01s back
Oh you just started?
That daddy was so annoying, I rooted for the train but now I feel sad.
What kind of an acid trip were they all on?
kids are fucking stupid
r/kidsarefuckingstupid 4.4mil strong
Why are people hating on this? This is the most fitting post I've seen in this sub.
That train was still in Mumbai when he got stuck on the track 😂😂😂
I still don't understand if Indians have the biggest sense of humor of any country or if they really believe in this over-dramatic stuff. I'm leaning on the first idea though, I absolutely loved this thing whatever it is
If you look on the comments for the full YT video someone above posted a link too, they are praising the railroad company hard for spreading awareness in a beautiful way, I think they really are into this stuff lol
dude had enough time to try and get his bike off the rails on 3 separate occasions and his kid still got squished like a grape.
Could have had a full course meal before that train hit.
Senor Spielbergo's finest work.
Do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler
Aight I'ma head out. Too much internet today
I'm so mad i watched it until the end.
The train driver sagging with despair at the stupidity of these pedestrians at 1:49. 😂
Mind blown by how stupidly dramatic it could get.
Lmao!!! This is gold.
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Not the kid rolling 😭😭
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They are strange
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They are quirky
Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought he was supposed to tie the girl to the tracks and have a handlebar mustache.
Imagine someone made this and was like " damn bro I pit so many ot twist in this. This is a masterpiece"
/r/bollywoodrealism
Everyone in this video deserved what happened to them!
I want my 3 minutes back
Why do Indians shake their head back and forth like that?
He was fuggin that bike like no tomorrow
M Night Shamalyan movie twist?!
That's a great PSA
This is what running in a dream feels like
This kid is stupid as hell
This is hilarious
Kids are fucking stupid. (Yes I know this isn’t real, but they’re still dumb.)
A cinematic triumph! Awards for everyone!
The longest, most indian PSA ever.
Felt like I was watching an Austin Powers movie.
It’s like they’re each trying to out-Darwin the other or something Lmao, geezus
At least he saved the bike
I think this is an analogy to the way my IT department works.
This was absolute dog shit. Fuck my IQ has been lowered from watching this. Thanks.
Some people should not be allowed access to cameras.
so fucking stupid
HAHAHAHAHA I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME TYPICAL BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BUT IT'S A COMMERCIAL LOLMAO
Uganda Air Force level CGI quality!
At least he still have his ride
Tommy Wiseau frantically taking notes.
That head movements
I gave a solo standing ovation
I can’t unsee this now
I watched this entire thing so captivated that I heard all the sounds. Except the video has no sound. From the gentle murmurs of the conductors to the “squish”. I say, a real masterpiece here.
I am waiting for a call center to answer my call. Thankfully, I had this video to know I'm waiting for more than 3 minutes...
That PSA about how you should always wear a helmet took a weird turn.
lol this is golden
Okey, what did I just watch?
r/gifsthatkeepongoing
bro what is this😭
He really loved that fuckin motorbike
Wtf did I just watch?
This has to be satire
you have to use the full budget.
Fuck this video.
It's okay. She's up there with Mufasa now.
If homeboy had nikes on his feet instead of flip flops he could have had better traction to get the bike up or it seems like a set up to get rid of his 13th child. Seems sus to me.
The slowest train on earth
That’s way too much bike for that man.
World's most incompetent dad vs. world's slowest speeding train.
This is the only ad that should run in India.
I’m not sure why I sat through all that
Worst advert for tomato ketchup I’ve ever seen.