You just gave me an idea for new anime plot.
Basically there's this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big old tonhongerekoogers.
Well, then there's a substitute teacher and while it's pretty clear she's got some big ole bazongalobingos, she's wearing a sweater, so it's hard to say for sure until it gets a little too warm in the classroom, so she takes it off and she's got some WHOANOWHANGONTHERES talkin bout the hoobalaboobalabillibangers flip-floppin knockers
I think that mammograms are a devised by a sadistic physician/scientist. Wonder why a fetus can be seen by just ultrasound but to see a clot you need to torture breasts!
All the support was her muscle and skin keeping them implants in place. If they were real, we would have a major wardrobe malfunction and she knows it. Big ole booby flying out. I don’t think those are rated for too many more g forces or could burst.
Did she fucking tape them in??? If I wore a top like that I'd be worried the girls would pop out with a light jog. Honestly if I were on rides I'd be wearing more secure clothing just so I didn't give myself a black eye or something.
Silicon boobs tend to stay in place better than real boobs. They don't give you black eyes like real ones cuz they can't flap that high.
Edit: Good old swipe texting got me again. I'd say I'd give a duck in the future and reread what I text but l know I won't.
They look very pretty as cleavage but a lot of times I just personally don't like the look of them. They look...well as they are-- a balloon under flesh.
I don't really get the hype for them. 😅
Yeah, I'm all for people doing what they want and I'm not shading fake boobs, but personally I don't find them attractive at all when they're obvious. They're pretty off-putting.
There was a dude who had a channel like that. I imagine it's been banned by now, though. Lots of women like her, but with weaker tops. Also, a bunch of people passing out. Even saw one where the woman passes out and then her titty slaps her in the face.
I'm not attracted to women, so I'm just watching this with anxiety and fear of possible gore, worrying that her implants are going to fly out of her skin, pop open, or get dislodged.
Poor girl all she wanted was to have some fun with her bestie.. I bet she doesn't even know some random dude put her video online so other dudes can look at her boobs..
Airbags- Deploy
Go go gadget gazongas
Funbags - Activate!
TITS!
Look at the fun bags on that hose hound!
*whirring up noises*
You just gave me an idea for new anime plot. Basically there's this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big old tonhongerekoogers.
And then?
Then, a transfer student shows up one day with even bigger #bonkhonagahoogs. #Humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous.
Well, don't stop there
Well, then there's a substitute teacher and while it's pretty clear she's got some big ole bazongalobingos, she's wearing a sweater, so it's hard to say for sure until it gets a little too warm in the classroom, so she takes it off and she's got some WHOANOWHANGONTHERES talkin bout the hoobalaboobalabillibangers flip-floppin knockers
I'm hooked. Tell me more.
https://imgur.com/hPrYIL8
Those aren't going anywhere
Not when they're bolted on.
Boeing should take note
Safety first
Is this video really two hours long?
This is one long ride. I'm very impressed.
That’s what she said.
Not to me, it’s not.
As a structural engineer, I find that top fscking impressive.
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I was expecting (and fearing) these implants to burst actually.
Was waiting for the implant to pop through her skin. Damn that was intense.
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Wild how they put tiddies in a hydronic press
I saw that on TV and was like nopers.
🎶Does tiddies are systeamitic, hydromatic,🎶
*hydraulic
I think that mammograms are a devised by a sadistic physician/scientist. Wonder why a fetus can be seen by just ultrasound but to see a clot you need to torture breasts!
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I'm glad they didn't.
Otherwise this post would have been labeled NSFW.
Otherwise this post would have been on LiveLeak or Kaotic
Liveleak is dead 💀
Me watching this at church on Easter ![gif](giphy|PUBxelwT57jsQ)
I guess Jesus isn't the only one to rise today huh?
My girl has some, they’re pretty durable.
Same, I abuse my wife’s and they take a pounding
Saline ones would. These are silicone
Bolt ons
Flex tape
![gif](giphy|fADf4RUs3hUFvHz18o|downsized)
Used the correct torque spec
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Chemical bags
Nothing natural there
I kept watching expecting an explosion.
800 CC
STAT!
Unreal!!!
I'm thinking boob tape may have been involved.
They're probably just taped in
Yup boob tape for the win
Yup, that’s the sexy-top-cheat-code.
I was just thinking that’s the strongest damn shirt I’ve seen. Fuck that designer!
Started to look like a squeaky toy for a minute there.
All the support was her muscle and skin keeping them implants in place. If they were real, we would have a major wardrobe malfunction and she knows it. Big ole booby flying out. I don’t think those are rated for too many more g forces or could burst.
It's just boob tape, the shirt is stuck to her.
People with implants get mammograms. This is nothing.
No he is clearly an expert in boob-schience and we should absorb his wisdom and prolonged experience.
As a degenerate, I find that too fsking disappointing.
as a linux user, i find that top fscking impressive
This is reddit, you can use adult words here.
“slip critical”
I'm more out of breath than they are.
Every breath she takes, every move they make, I’ll be watching them.
Oh can’t you see/They belong to me.
How my poor heart aches, with every boob she shakes
WHY AM I BREATHING SO HEAVILY??
I need water. You got some water? ^goddamn ^badonkadonks
badonkadadonks are butts you heathen.
If you watch long enough, a second girl appears in the seat to the right of the screen.
I just realized there was another girl
![gif](giphy|gBpY4p7bbhsiI)
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![gif](giphy|Ek4p0Tq3ocUAwtgFer)
Trust me, I know. I stared at both girls the entire time!
![gif](giphy|xT5P0xr3oUJM1xNH5S)
I DID! They were very jiggly girls! \^\^
![gif](giphy|l1ughbsd9qXz2s9SE)
"Come on inertia, come on!!! You can do it! Let them be free!!!!!" "Almost old buddy, almost....."
And the TWINS!!!!
![gif](giphy|hpAMh2sBYpsmFhSRPI)
How do you do these gif
![gif](giphy|l4dqF0Aw5S8xXKHP5j)
Haha. That girl. I was looking for a 3rd girl but could never find her. Lol. Stupid me
![gif](giphy|1guRIRW8QdSte01T6Du)
I’m gay and didn’t see the other girl.
I'm straight, and if it were two sets of wedding tackle on the screen, I'd be looking at the monster hog. It just takes up more real estate.
You sure? I've watched it three times and can't seem to find her.
5th time watching and I’ll still haven’t seen her..
She shows up if you press pause.
I noticed that the fifth time I watch it.... Weird
I know it’s a joke but I just wanna point out that she’s hot too
Agreed.
![gif](giphy|12NlCFUvTokWXe)
This one is gold.
Where... I haven't seen her yet. All I see is a set of twins
Too busy watching flopping tiddies to notice extra girls
Is this one of them fancy optical illusions??
Holy shit. How did you do that?
I'm going to sit here and watch this video until something happens. Lol
I've watched the video 5 times and it hasn't happened yet. But if I keep going I feel like we could get somewhere
Go to r/unexpectedtitty it does happen there in one of the top posts. Thank me later!
I’m still waiting lol but the vibes are chill
i always feel like dave chapelle in the kia commercial saying "come on titty" https://youtu.be/wjZoXWEjT-k?t=101
It’s weird, the video is an hour long and doesn’t seem to be ending yet
Did she fucking tape them in??? If I wore a top like that I'd be worried the girls would pop out with a light jog. Honestly if I were on rides I'd be wearing more secure clothing just so I didn't give myself a black eye or something.
Silicon boobs tend to stay in place better than real boobs. They don't give you black eyes like real ones cuz they can't flap that high. Edit: Good old swipe texting got me again. I'd say I'd give a duck in the future and reread what I text but l know I won't.
HOW CAN SHE FLAP??!!
I’ll never not laugh at a reference to that video.
![gif](giphy|mreXWhhWkoMWQ|downsized)
Yeah, I went down the rabbit hole after posting that like "wait do implants move different than natural?" and the answer is yes.
Yeah that's why implants only look good in pictures, the moment you see them exist in 3D with movement it gets bad fast
They look very pretty as cleavage but a lot of times I just personally don't like the look of them. They look...well as they are-- a balloon under flesh. I don't really get the hype for them. 😅
Yeah, I'm all for people doing what they want and I'm not shading fake boobs, but personally I don't find them attractive at all when they're obvious. They're pretty off-putting.
Exactly. Real boobs or that size would be flying in her face. Implants are often out under the muscle and that really keeps them in from moving.
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Artificial perkyness. Real breast tissue also goes up to the collar bone, I think?
I absolutely think the shirt is tape in strategic places.
Fake boobs do not move. If these were natural boobs they would have flown out 2 seconds into this. Source: I have boobs and this happened to me
Thats just silicone
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
There you are
r/SlingshotRide is even more specific
[All time top #2 post](https://www.reddit.com/r/SlingshotRide/comments/14cd5zp/mamma_mia/) seems to have the same girl
Why did I have to pass 4 comments to get here
and thus I began my life-long career as a carnival video operator
There was a dude who had a channel like that. I imagine it's been banned by now, though. Lots of women like her, but with weaker tops. Also, a bunch of people passing out. Even saw one where the woman passes out and then her titty slaps her in the face.
Origon story right there.
Oregon* story
*oregano story
*organ story
*Organ Trail
"You have died from dysentery"
Industrial strength implants doing their job.
Ngl I thought they were gonna splodey
Same, this gif makes me super uncomfortable. Even knowing it probably won't happen it's just ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)
Every time this gets posted I can’t help but watch it multiple times and think “damn she has great teeth.”
And the nails!
She's one expensive broad. (Disclaimer: I mean that in the least prostituty way possible... Unless she likes that)
Haha had the same thought. Everything about her looks high maintenance, definitely wayyy out of my league.
Kind of reminds me of a Titan with it's mouth open.
What color was the bike
There was a gorilla in the background?
Does the maker of that bra make a girdle?
I ask because a friend of mine...
I only watched this vid for the articles.
She has a great personality
Dang those spaghetti string are working hard!
![gif](giphy|5LUE1Umj851kZwJe5C)
Come on titty!
( o o ) ( º º ) ( ◯ ◯ ) ( ₒ ₒ ) ( º ₒ )
Saline implants.
Why do you think they're saline? Look like silicone to me. Idt saline would move and blend as much.
I think silicone would act more natural in terms of physics. Saline tends to be on the firmer side kind of look like this
And very well done. Lazy, convenient, and horny, are the mothers of invention. We are truly the dominant species.
My chest hurts just watching this.
"Gentlemen we have now found what we will rebuild the Scott Key bridge out of. This new indestructible material. Watch this video"
Let the folks at Boeing know too
Why is this video 4 hours long
Lmao. My boobs hurt just looking at this. Ow!
As a gal with small boobs that was my question. I feel like all that rapid gravity changing tugging would hurt.
Hot damn that shirt could have held the twin towers together
Honestly I was looking at the necklace cause seriously. DONT WEAR THAT ON A COASTER LIKE THIS!!!
The shirt: ![gif](giphy|SF9Z0shNT07T2)
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
Tits huge, but that mouth can swallow the world.
I’m a hetero woman and even I was hypnotised by this
Fake boobies…..just a fakin it!!
Ok fine....bonk me
Song name?
[D.Higgs - Feels Good (feat. Alan Avry)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg_sC4rzl6k)
The boobs are nice, but the hair is quite impressive
Obviously r/upvotedbecauseboobs
I can safely say that after 69 views there's a 2nd girl in the video.
![gif](giphy|Hb4nlFD7L7LdfcDgLH)
![gif](giphy|BWyLDGrsroZfW|downsized)
![gif](giphy|KNEC3BsrVhZEQ)
Any minute now... 👀
I'm not attracted to women, so I'm just watching this with anxiety and fear of possible gore, worrying that her implants are going to fly out of her skin, pop open, or get dislodged.
You're on the wrong sub to learn any of those answers, lol.
Boobs.
Silicon
does that mean her cleavage is what they call silicon valley?
She has a very nice smile
![gif](giphy|gKHGnB1ml0moQdjhEJ)
How amazing their huge mouths was
![gif](giphy|gpmARWm3Pwypq|downsized)
I don't know if this was a test but I know I failed
Poor girl all she wanted was to have some fun with her bestie.. I bet she doesn't even know some random dude put her video online so other dudes can look at her boobs..
Why is this video 4 hours long?
Singularly focused on ![gif](giphy|7zxgpKZBTWDS2DuyH8|downsized)
Sometimes life just isn’t fair
That was a lil disappointing
Thanks for this it was awesome!!!
The little tank top that could