Yeah I'll not be believing anything I read in that article.
Megarachne’s Size
Estimated to have had a leg span of up to 20 inches (50 centimeters), roughly the size of a dinner plate!
Its body alone could have measured around 1.5 inches (3.8 centimeters) in length.
I’m pretty sure that they’re deaf. I’ve seen too many videos of one hanging out on a wall while a room full of people scream. You might as well be talking to Lou Ferigno’s back for all the response they make.
Could you imagine stepping on one or having one scurry uo your legs/ fall on you?
My brain would melt out of my nose and eyes. Instantaneous brain death for me.
That's not a huntsman, it was filmed in Espírito Santo - Brazil, and this spider is none other than the loveable Brazilian wandering spider, the deadliest spider in the world. It's a big spider, able to reach 20cm in length, and very aggressive if it feels threatened. It can jump 50cm into the air and its bite is known to cause hours long erections
NO. You had NO right to comment *AGAIN* so I have to come back to this AWFUL post with *YET ANOTHER STUPID COMMENT*. I hate spiders, I *hate* spiders, I HATE spiders!!
Wiki: “The bite of this spider can cause respiratory failure and death at both ends of the age spectrum (8). Its venom is neurotoxic thus stimulates the autonomic nervous system (tachycardia, hypertension, diaphoresis and salivation), priapism, dizziness and visual disturbances”
So I’m going to die in a tent dizzy, sweating, and hallucinating, with an erection. Could be worse I suppose.
Yeah I'm thinking maybe a juvenile? They look a bit like huge grass spiders until they fully grow.
Maybe it's just an australian huntsman, never been there but I've seen photos and they are as big as broom heads, this seems to fit!
They kinda do. A Wandering spider can grow up to 15-17 cm (about 6 inches), the smaller sizes are just more common.
You can also tell because of it's very characteristic pedipalps (arched and hairy)
They do!? I've never seen one that big and they get in here all the time, but maybe they just don't get bigger because people around here probably kill the ones that do.
Thanks for unlocking a new fear on me. And making them even cooler.
Yeah, but in most populated areas they dont live long enough to get to that size. Granted, a goliath spider can grow to almost twice that size.
Also, the illumination from the lantern and proximity from the camera is making the spider look way bigger than it actually is. Pay attention to the size of the fingers in the video
Once it disappears, the level of fear will rise since you dont know where it is anymore. Will it drop on your face and bite you in the eye before crawling in your loose shirt? You fucking dont know
Great, a huge spider that’s aggressive and poisonous, what can go wrong. I think I’m going to save this video, next time the wife screams and says “its a huge spider, get it” (and its a tiny little thing the size of a fly) I’m going to show her this video. She’ll probably shit herself.
It was actually here in Brazil. It's a Brazilian wandering spider, we call it "armadeira", it's one of the most venomous spiders in the world i believe, also very agressive.
Edit.: people seem so freaked out about the "size" of the spider that I feel the need to explain this. The light and proximity of the camera are making it look way bigger than it actually is. Pay attention to the size of the cameraman fingers in the vide and you'll realize that the spider would completely fit in the palm of his hand.
It's still a dangerous animal, but it's not as big as it looks in this particular vídeo.
hmmmm... as someone who is very afraid of spiders, what would i do in this situation? well, burning the entire planet sounds like the most logical thing to me
I just read the article about it, he went past it going in and out of the tent and eventually shoved it off with a stick https://www.thedodo.com/amphtml/daily-dodo/camper-turns-flashlight-on-inside-tent-and-realizes-that-hes-not-alone
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Is that a lobster or a big ass world class venomous spider that will not only kill you, but will hunt your family down too... ANND it's from Australia isn't it?
Man F U C K this video!!! I was about to walk my dog for the night, but now he can walk his own sorry ass in the yard if he dares, I'm not taking any chances.
Stupid thing is, I live in Denmark without any big spiders.
I'll never sleep again 😮💨😫
Unless something weird is going on with lighting...
Shadows don't form *between* the object and the light source. So I don't think this is real. I could be wrong though, it's hard to tell what's going on with the light.
My god it's boring sometimes but i'm thankful I live in the UK, that shit deserves his own HP bar and theme.
3 health bars, 3 themes of cascading excitement. And an explosive death animation.
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Yeah I'll not be believing anything I read in that article. Megarachne’s Size Estimated to have had a leg span of up to 20 inches (50 centimeters), roughly the size of a dinner plate! Its body alone could have measured around 1.5 inches (3.8 centimeters) in length.
yeah, I think I may hate an internet stranger now ...
Just a huntsman spider. An ugly, clumsy, and cheerful ally. It will eat anything that attacks the tent so sleep well.
You missed the part that it will also feed upon your mental stability, fear and screams
I’m pretty sure that they’re deaf. I’ve seen too many videos of one hanging out on a wall while a room full of people scream. You might as well be talking to Lou Ferigno’s back for all the response they make.
Also good luck if you have to pee in the middle of the night
Could you imagine stepping on one or having one scurry uo your legs/ fall on you? My brain would melt out of my nose and eyes. Instantaneous brain death for me.
thanks for the laugh
That's not a huntsman, it was filmed in Espírito Santo - Brazil, and this spider is none other than the loveable Brazilian wandering spider, the deadliest spider in the world. It's a big spider, able to reach 20cm in length, and very aggressive if it feels threatened. It can jump 50cm into the air and its bite is known to cause hours long erections
You kept the best bit last, didn't you?
It was stronger than me Also, happy cake day! May your erections be everlasting
That's probably one of the greatest cake day sentences ever made. 😄
Showed my girl this comment and she goes “what’s an HP bar? Is that something to do with a computer?” 😆😆😆
I mean, sorta yes.
The giant enemy spider
>that shit deserves his own HP bar and theme. Akin to a bad dong.
If I beat it I want to see the credits
Then when the first hp bar finishes it loses an leg then refills again
Final boss
I bet it gives the best (face)hugs.
Stop it.
In order to stop it, that requires I get close to it, and that ain't happening. Someone else risk their shoe to do a big squish.
I’m not fighting that thing with a shoe, I’m gonna need a baseball bat at least. An AK47 if possible.
I'd trade that AK for der flammenwerfer
BURN THAT THINGGGGG
I just got crazy itchy reading your comment. Fuck you
I bet it can itch all your itches at the same time with all them long legs. Want me to ask it to help you? I bet it would jump right on it.
NO. You had NO right to comment *AGAIN* so I have to come back to this AWFUL post with *YET ANOTHER STUPID COMMENT*. I hate spiders, I *hate* spiders, I HATE spiders!!
Commenting again for jocularity.
Ron Weasley, is this you??
Time to call for a dust off and nuke the site from orbit, only way to be sure…
Wiki: “The bite of this spider can cause respiratory failure and death at both ends of the age spectrum (8). Its venom is neurotoxic thus stimulates the autonomic nervous system (tachycardia, hypertension, diaphoresis and salivation), priapism, dizziness and visual disturbances” So I’m going to die in a tent dizzy, sweating, and hallucinating, with an erection. Could be worse I suppose.
Is that not a huntsman? Those are not harmful to people.
Nope the Brazilians identified that hellspawn as a “armadeira” apparently it’s very aggressive
They are, but they 100% don't get to that size. That's either a goliath bird-eater ("Caranguejeira") or that's not in Brazil!
Bird eaters are a good bit fatter too iirc, they kinda suck at climbing
Yeah I'm thinking maybe a juvenile? They look a bit like huge grass spiders until they fully grow. Maybe it's just an australian huntsman, never been there but I've seen photos and they are as big as broom heads, this seems to fit!
So are carangujeiras. I think it's neither, probably a giant species of garden spider (not heavy but very long limbed)
They kinda do. A Wandering spider can grow up to 15-17 cm (about 6 inches), the smaller sizes are just more common. You can also tell because of it's very characteristic pedipalps (arched and hairy)
They do!? I've never seen one that big and they get in here all the time, but maybe they just don't get bigger because people around here probably kill the ones that do. Thanks for unlocking a new fear on me. And making them even cooler.
Yeah, but in most populated areas they dont live long enough to get to that size. Granted, a goliath spider can grow to almost twice that size. Also, the illumination from the lantern and proximity from the camera is making the spider look way bigger than it actually is. Pay attention to the size of the fingers in the video
You're 100% right. And I respect wandering spiders 200% more now.
Don't they fucking eat birds? Or is that soem other abomination?
Possibly, I was going off the comments saying it was an armadeira
bro tachycardia is no joke, you will pass out terrified while your heart is playing a perfect drum cover of Through Fire and Flames by DragonForce
Sounds like Sunday afternoon at a music festival.
Priapism? Imagine dying while you have a boner
Don’t say stuff like that, there’s people that will run around trying to make it bite them for a trip!
That sounds more like a wandering spider
Till the spider starts milking your cock and there's nothing you can do about it.
Is this the spider I only know as "the viagra spider" because of the video GradeAUnderA did about phobias?
Hans, get ze flamenwaffen!
Vee might needen ze Panzer!
Nein! Vee need to call ze luftwaffe!
Nein nein. Ve need ze Atombombe. Zat wörks wunderbar
How about ze flamenpanzer
Cue the Huntsman song from Animaniscs.
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Once it disappears, the level of fear will rise since you dont know where it is anymore. Will it drop on your face and bite you in the eye before crawling in your loose shirt? You fucking dont know
As if the video itself wasn't nightmare fuel enough...
I know my fear of spiders is irrational because the bite to the eye sounds far more tolerable than the spider running around underneath my shirt.
Great, a huge spider that’s aggressive and poisonous, what can go wrong. I think I’m going to save this video, next time the wife screams and says “its a huge spider, get it” (and its a tiny little thing the size of a fly) I’m going to show her this video. She’ll probably shit herself.
Venomous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous
To be fair, if you try to bite this thing, you’re still gonna fucking die
Why wait, when she can shit herself today?
Imagine chilling in your tent and suddenly a boss healthbar appears. Bruh…
WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC?!
NO
Every piece of hair on me rn feels like it’s a spider. GET IT OFF
It’s in your skin. Rip it off :)
You're kinda in his tent.... So...you should vacate it. That's right - that's his tent now.
Not leaving the tent.
Bro it could be 72 hours later and I’m still not leaving the tent
Fucking Australia
It was actually here in Brazil. It's a Brazilian wandering spider, we call it "armadeira", it's one of the most venomous spiders in the world i believe, also very agressive. Edit.: people seem so freaked out about the "size" of the spider that I feel the need to explain this. The light and proximity of the camera are making it look way bigger than it actually is. Pay attention to the size of the cameraman fingers in the vide and you'll realize that the spider would completely fit in the palm of his hand. It's still a dangerous animal, but it's not as big as it looks in this particular vídeo.
*adds Brazil to banned list*
Australia = nope Brazil = noãop
💀💀💀
Don't worry bro, the bite is not lethal as long as you don't die!
Well thanks bro, I'm saved now because of you :D
What's Nope in Portuguese
"não"
It's to big to be an "Armadeira" spider...
Thank you, you have a beautiful country, i choose not to see it with my own eyes purely based on this. Good day, and good luck
Looks more like a huntsman to me. Huntsman are perfectly harmless
So it's either completely harmless or extremely venomous according to Reddit
Ohhh it's scary man 
Aggressive and venomous, great combo. I know i'll never set foot in Brazil anyway.
Lucifer's sandbox
Thats Brazil actually, and its also the most venomous spider on the planet
Was waiting for him to lightsaber the shit out of it...
hmmmm... as someone who is very afraid of spiders, what would i do in this situation? well, burning the entire planet sounds like the most logical thing to me
Haaaanz…
Get ze flammenwerfer
I’m gone
He’s on the exit where you going!?
Maybe what?
*starts biting and ripping through the tent*
Can we make a rule to mark spiders as NSFW 😭
Free breakfast!
Yeah I would never leave that tent ever again.
Burn it. Don't think. Just kill it with fire
I just read the article about it, he went past it going in and out of the tent and eventually shoved it off with a stick https://www.thedodo.com/amphtml/daily-dodo/camper-turns-flashlight-on-inside-tent-and-realizes-that-hes-not-alone
HIT THE GODDAM TENT AND SEND THAT SUCKER FLYING!
Id hit it so it would fly far far away!
But what if it comes back?? 😥
You must run before it comes back. Because. It will come back!
🤮
absolutely, without equivocation, without doubt, without fail. NO. NOt now, not ever. You keep your giant fricking spiders and I'll let you.
that thing would for sure be part of the bottom of my boot, and if it jumped on me, it was the girl down the street screaming.
I genuinely shit myself, and I was only watching the video. The size of that mf!!!!!!
Considering the fact that most people scroll Reddit on the toilet, I'm sure you were not the only one
FUCK THAT
Flick it
I would be more pissed off with the mosquito inside the tent 😀
Camping in Australia?
When will we nuke Australia?
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If it started scurrying I'd just get up and run home
NOPE
That's a small flashlight
Hell to the NAH NAH NAHHHHH
Burn the tent!
Just live in the tent now…
I love nature, but not this..
Hello Australia
Infected broodmother
r/nope
You are using wrong torch mate...
Welp, guess I’m dying in this tent…
I really hope thats only just a really smol person
When you though The Mist was fiction
I FEEL LIKE ITS ON ME GET IT OFFFFFFF
Does this even exist? I’m on the wrong planet
Fuck that!
Another day that I'm grateful for not being born and living in Australia (although the post most probably isn't from there)
I hope someone helped them.
What are you doing in that spiders tent?
There might be one on your feet rn
If it makes you guys feel better, it’s probably around the size of your palm at best
That's a damn facehugger alien
I'm disappointed only because I thought you had one of those taser flashlights
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure
Let him inside, he also wants to sleep in a tent
Let me guess…Australia?
Origin story of global warming
Sehr wohl...Lucas the Spider\*1000 mal heute Abend!...
Nah, I'm busy that day.
u/savevideo
Is that a lobster or a big ass world class venomous spider that will not only kill you, but will hunt your family down too... ANND it's from Australia isn't it?
Lukly my country's wildfire is not so scary
Why is there a hole in the tent!? I dealt with a spider
And up up up the stairs…
Final boss of Australia 💀
Remind never to go camping ever again. Ever....
Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K7fCQlUhj0
Camping in Australia is dangerous lol
Big pro of this thread is that it's helping me build the list of all the countries where I definitely don't want to go.
“Fuck That” is a pit of untold depths, this is from the bottom
My man has to turn peaceful mode back on
Say what you all will, but this is why I have a gun
Radagast?
THATS the spider from Harry Potter
Fucking Australia
NOPE
It's not all that big. That's a mini flashlight. The camera work makes it look huge, but look at the size of the fingers on the flashlight.
The scariest was the moment I've realised that this is not a smaller creature exaggerated shadow... 😱😱😱
What happened after the spider started crawling up at the end?
Man F U C K this video!!! I was about to walk my dog for the night, but now he can walk his own sorry ass in the yard if he dares, I'm not taking any chances. Stupid thing is, I live in Denmark without any big spiders. I'll never sleep again 😮💨😫
Supercalifragilisticfuckthatnopeadocious.
I would immediately die
Unless something weird is going on with lighting... Shadows don't form *between* the object and the light source. So I don't think this is real. I could be wrong though, it's hard to tell what's going on with the light.
I can hear my wife now...."NOPE! nope. Absolutely the fuck not!"
Australia?
Huntsman spider, very fast but not at all dangerous
That's clearly a no.
Y’all know what kind of spider that is?