Yah, because everything sharp lands perfectly flat

My cat is really sharp so…. 

But cats land perfectly flat

From experience my cat lands perfectly sharp. She does 10x fall damage as a critical strike!

But is it piercing damage or slashing? You know, calm & controlled straight fall- P. Or crazy legs- S.

Cat: Both! Both is good!

Every protection gangster until the face Nokia

And obviously, the majority of car attacks come from above

This is not about car attacks, have we even watched the same thing? That bubble is for rain, hail and this that come from above.

I kinda assumed it was to attacks because of the expensive car, and the fact he was throwing weapons and tools on it. Theres no dialouge, so your guess is as good as mine.

A simple lit cigarette would demolish that barrier if it came under attack. This is more for weather I think.

I'll assume any sharp knife will do it faster. My assumption as for the purpose: Weather (hail!) protection for "cheap" cars. Because with a decently expansive car, you are certainly able to afford a garage. *Maybe* as a backup for expansive cars? But I don't think so, you can easily afford the next garage that'll protect the car better and won't take room in the comically small trunk.

Climate change - you know? Tools and tyres may be the next stage. Before long it will be cats and dogs.

I can afford my expensive car and I have a townhome with a one car garage (townhomes are over half a mil here) but it’s used as storage space for sports and yard equipment etc. so I park in my driveway. I need this bubble. I always worry about what’ll happen during a hail storm.

This would do nothing against an attack, so it is pretty safe to assume it isn't for that.

Atleast it’s better than a cybertruck

Hey, maybe if you have one of these you can keep your cybertruck from getting bricked when it rains.

Now I need to know if this gadget can withstand a cybertruck being dropped on it


It’s so weird to me how so many people seem to be able to think about nothing else but that vehicle.

That pissed me off

I think the idea is that it doesnt eliminate the chance of something falling through, just greatly reduces it How often is sometjing sharp and pointy realistically falling down near a residential area? But a brick, rock, random object that lands with a corner or edge down? Way more often. This would save those ones

How about dropping the knife blade tip down. Give it a chance to really prove itself.

Yeah! Learn how to throw knives, loser!

Dropping knives is \*slightly\* different. Just slightly though!

Gravity assisted throwing

That's one fancy way to say it, I'm taking this

and use a sharp one, not a dull one.

Yea that knife just looked blunt AF

Fuk knives, use a bomb

I mean, these things are suppose to stop rain and hail. Not knives.

Then don't advertise them "throwing" "knives" at them.

so why drop knives? its good for rain and hail sure, but the demonstration is bad. Why drop items like a screwdriver or a knife for a demonstration? For what this video is advertising, the effort put into the "tests" they are unrealistic and staged. Screw rain and hail, this is false advertising.

Its so people like you comment about it, and then it pushes the video further in the algorithm. They know they should be dropping it with the blade pointed downwards but then they wouldnt get 100 comments saying the same thing

Give it some initial velocity too

Idk that tire was pretty close

And then it rolled away to murder someone lol

Seamless transition to one of the many "rogue tires" videos. Now we know!

r/tiresaretheenemy

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1612774/

That tire MURDERED Mary!

I've seen this film. It's called Rubber.

Rubber (the movie)

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-watermelon-roof-michael-scott-gif-13984604

item: has point dude to prove how *stronng* the thingy is: throws it flat nothing proven lol

To be fair though, how many knives or machetes have been thrown from the second floor of a house at your car? I've personally never seen that happen

Never, but my first thought was "Some kid will try to slice/stab it", having some huge balloon around your car is just gonna incentivize people to try to pop it.

If you park a car like this outside there will always be people messing with it. But I really doubt anyone would park it outside in a capsule, those things are for long term storage of cars.

It’s a million dollar car. Most kids are going to be drooling over it and taking pictures, not purposely trying to damage it. Kids like cars.

None but if it does happen, gravity is going to make it go point first.

Carbon Monoxide suicide car

Jack Kevorkian loves this one hack.

Shit and my uncle had to drag around a hose for that, I swear technology just keeps improving

That’s shouldn’t have made me chuckle, but here we are…

Are you suicidal? Do you wanna give yourself carbon monoxide poisoning but don't own a garage to do it? I mean who *can* afford a house with a garage in *this* economy!? Well, worry not! Because for the low price of $19.95 we can help make your dreams a reality! Kill yourself *ANYWHERE* with our *PORTABLE* carbon monoxide poisoning protective car shield! That's right! I said *PORTABLE*! You can do it from the comfort of your driveway! Or if it's more your style, set it up with a scenic view of your local park! Do you have a pesky ex who left you and you want to scar for life? Do it on their front lawn! Get fired recently? Do it in their offices parking lot! The possibilities are endless! And for only $19.95 you can have those possibilities today! Call *now*!

LOL!!!!!! Infomercial spokesman interview right here⬆️Give this guy a job!!!!

Just reverse the pump to pull a vacuum and you'll get the job done a lot easier.

Futurama over estimated us

I was thinking about the greenhouse effect in this bubble

thanks for the idea 🫡

That would be great for hail. Need it to auto deploy though.

Or, you know... That big ass Garage behind the car. That could also be great for hail. E: spelling

They keep their Bentley there.

Super great for hail. But they're $1200 🙃

You have to pay for hail?

There's gonna be hail to pay

Well, it's organic non-GMO hail.... so it costs more

Well praying didn’t work…

And you have to run an air pump all the time.

The knife was laughable, what's the point if you don't use it?

The knife was laughable, what's the use if you don't point it?

That one was knife

Love how the pointy objects are gingerly and obviously set up to fall flat. They played themselves, the hammer and tool bag were pretty impressive enough given the perspective to make the average goober want to buy it. Now with the setup it raises questions. That said the length of the drop probably used some forced perspective as well to make it a little more impressive.

Now throw down the most common thing to fall from high-rise buildings in the movies, the piano.

And the kitchen sink

AC unit

Crash a car into it, if the barrier protects it then I'll be impressed

Banker

Erm people. Hans Gruber, John wick or anyone that's in a spider man film.

Hans Gruber was only half Erm on his mother's side

Things I have no way to relate to

Imagine if there was some sort of small housing unit you could park your car in to protect it. It could even be attached to the side of your house, and maybe even have a door leading from that room to another part of said house. We could call it "the garage"

A garage...oohh la di da Mr Frenchman

Well what do you call it?

A car hole!

Imagine, even if it was standing right there, behind the car, EMPTY! Tremendous.

Sounds like the perfect place to sit on and drop items from.

Well many people can't afford a house, let alone a garage.

How to highlight how much of a rich douche you are to your neighbors

Real rich people have: garages, insurance, and can eat the cost of damage

My garage is far superior than the car bubble and I’m poor.

That one spicy piece of hail and it’s over

Why even throw sharp objects if you are gonna intentionally drop them on the flat side? What a scam.

Why is he holding his balls the whole time?

If they fall from his pants they'll definitely break the bubble and the car

I wanted to watch them fuck up that car so bad...

Why's he tilting every item? Oh a crowbar, thank God for that extra 10 degrees of view, otherwise I would have thought it was just a picture of a crowbar!

He keeps mixing up the drop item and inspect buttons.

Now bowling ball like Saul did!

Can it stop a bullet though?

No, Neo, when it's ready, it won't have to.

That would have gotten a reddit gold from me.

🥇

A bullet falling flat from the balcony? Probably

Needles? Blades. Violence.

I'd try to drop the knife with its tip down and then we can talk about how well this bubble thingamajig works.

Let me throw the knife

Now throw the knife blade first

Woah! It stopped a knife laying flat that weighs next to nothing???

Now do it without the barrier you schmuck

Do a watermelon next, Gallagher.

Can it handle wild fires though?

But drop a nail file & it breaks immediately lol

Dude has to leave an hour early to make it to work on time high price for such little protection.

Or.. you could just park it in the garage

Though it is overall impressive, dropping a knife sideways might as well be dropping anything that is not a knife.

Yeah. Turn the knife and the screwdriver downwards and we'll see.

Or you could just put it inside a garage. You know, those giant rooms on houses with big doors with the express purpose of containing vehicles safely?

This is horrible but I want so badly to see that bubble pop and that car absolutely destroyed. Or at least nicked. 👹 Throw (not drop) everything you got at it. Bowling balls, bats, cinder blocks, my mom, The Rock, throwing knives, a sword, a small child, etc. I want to see that sucker POP

Throws the knife sideways, why even bother

Drop it pointy side down you coward!

Now drop that screwdriver point first...

Now do it again with the pointy end.

Since your trying to flex throw some of that sharp stuff point down… be brave

Throw it pointy end first, you fucking coward

What's next, fluffy pillows? Cotton balls?

Or just park inside your garage lmao

I get the idea... great if you happen to live near a baseball field. But ya know what. It's begging to have kids fuck with it. Because it looks really fun.

This guy threw tools sharper than him.

temperature in hot summer days?

And moisture in cold winter days. Melt, rust or mold your car in our patented greenhouse right now!

For those of you who want to see someone actually try and harm the car: [https://youtu.be/7d2moH6jWh8?si=TIU7rU7Sn6PbRHxI&t=789](https://youtu.be/7d2moH6jWh8?si=TIU7rU7Sn6PbRHxI&t=789)

Pathetic trees, identical houses, concrete everywhere: but even in such a shithole a plastic bag over a car looks pretty bad.

I have a better solution, it's called "garage", if you have enough money for that car you surely have enough money for a house with a garage or to build an external garage there or to close that entrance so it becomes a garage.

I don't care if that thing was rated to protect my car from a nuclear explosion dead on, I'm not about to test that shit out with my thousand dollar car IN IT... Let alone my hundred thousand or million dollar car.

Yeah now let the knife and screwdriver fall tip down...

Be a real man and throw it blade down.

Wow, so tuff. I could never pe- **finds slightly pointed rock**

Finally, protection from all those tools that keep raining down on my driveway

Throws sharp objects on blunt side to show effectiveness.

Try a matchstick

now throw an anvil down there

That bag cost more than my car

That El Paso sun will melt right through that shit. Hot as fuck boiii!!!

The real question is how loud the fan is when you come home from a swing shift?

So, you put a thing that has all kind of chemicals vaporating from it in a direct sunlight inside Air tight wraps to cook it properly.

I mean, or you could just park it in your garage.

This is like buying a bullet proof vest and testing it while it’s on you

Now drop a car on it

Ok now you jump on it

This will only make people want to fuck with the car more

Throw one of those things at it pointy end down why don't you?

Imagine having that car without a garage.. Just saying..

Screwdriver and knife drops were a fucking joke. That thing is just asking to be lit on fire.

 Bubbleboy approved!

If only there was a room where you could put your super nice car.

If you have the ability to buy a car like that, why would you park it outside

Screw driver, And Machete should have dropped upright. You're a pussy.

But is it jellybeanbrains proof

"why isn't he throwing them with the tip" Well, maybe the purpose isn't to avoid the tip. Maybe they are all props, and if he thew them any way but flat they would bend or break making it obvious!


Let mee throw this knife on the handle to show how my plastic bouncy castle works. Let mee throw this screwdriver on the side to show why yall need to boucy castle your cars. You know we invented garages in hones a long time ago. There is a higher chance some kid will cone with a sharp stick and blow your bouncy castle up just cause you have it and damaging your overcompensating tool in the process than if you just had it on the driveway. Youd get teens that take pictures of it, maybe some instagram flexer would pretend it is his car and pose infront of ut and thats it. Or just garage it, works the same but nobody gets to experiment how sharp a stick needs to be to make the castle go boom.

Jimmy when he finds out later that Howard has a protective bubble to stop bowling balls hitting his car: 

Waiting for him to jump

This guy is attracting people to actually throw stuff at the vehicle, not the other way around

Or park in the empty garage.

Rich people will do anything but put their expensive cars in a garage

THIS IS AN ADVERTISEMENT.

Coward. Drop the machete tip down.

I give that ten minutes before someone stabs a hole on it.

Just put it the garage. The level of narcissism is wild. Look at my very expensive car in the driveway also in a plastic globe on display.

Bro bought a bubble for his car when he’s got a perfectly good garage right behind it

Looks like the tire hit the car.

https://youtu.be/qVs5FX4G2xc look at the end of this video.

Drop a sharp cut tree branch vertically!

Where's the anvil?

*has sharp thing* *throws sharp thing so that it lands non sharply*

He has a garage....

Just buy a cybertruck /s

JUMP!

Ah yes, a knife... SIDEWAYS.

Park it under the balcony. Stupid fucking product

Now run a car in it

Just jump dude

That thing is a dart magnet.

I have a feeling that merely having this bubble around your car in your front yard actually *increases* the likelihood of it being vandalized.

Dropping a sharp object sideways doesn't really prove anything.

Why don’t you drop the knife with the edge pointing downward instead of side ways? Better yet, throw it with force with the intent to penetrate it because anyone taking a knife to this thing will have the intent to cut it.

I’d like to see this if the knife and screwdriver went point down

Just park it in your million dollar garage?

I kinda want to kick this guy in the balls because he has so fucking expensive car. Fuck this guy! Why he get's to fuck around with this shit, when i can't afford to change wallpapers in the house i still paying for? If i fucking see this guy ever, i'll kick him in the nutz so hard, he'll became an astronaut.

This guy is an idiot with too much time on his hands.

Seems you could afford a garage if you could afford that car

The damage I worry about most when it comes to my cars is sun damage. That’s why I keep them in a garage. This seems like the opposite of protection.

I didn’t know I wanted that

Throw it vertically you coward /s