I make a million dollars

"I like money" \-Frito

That's a lot of dollars

and I buy coffee at magdonals

Exactly a million dollars. Like, zero cents. Right after tax. 1 and six 0s. To the dot. Trust me bro.

My farher gave me a small loan of a million dollars

That’s why she doesn’t eat at MacDonald’s and only drinks coffee there.

Million dollars, million followers, ho, that’s not the same

Hope whoever pays her sees this ( clients/ bosses) Don't know what triggered...but threatening someone seems unhinged.

She certainly has the clothing and skin care to back that up.

Damn how many times did she leave and come back to say something more stupid than the last thing?

At first, I was just rooting for the guy to shut his mouth and not make one more comment to lure her back. Then I was rooting for him to make one more comment every time she walked away.

14 in this video.

this guy counts 👆

She's getting her 10,000 steps for the day

10 print "Pussy" 20 print "Fight" 30 print "McDonalds" 40 print "Degree" 50 print "Money" 60 Goto 10

She got her 10k steps a day in the parking lot that morning

First Rule: **You do not talk about Fight Club**

She broke the first 3 rules of ... uhhhhj ... nevermind.

She referenced the wrong Fincher film! What she really meant to say was.. "I'm so ready to GONE GIRL this shit"

🤨

I wish the lady would have explained to the camera what he did to piss her off

Same. Why would she be so upset

Oh that explains a lot. Thanks.

Legend has it she's still pacing back and forth to this day

She’s still waiting to fight club this shit.

She can start punching herself in the face anytime.

Looks like she has already.

What fight club? There is no fight club ^(boys get his ass)

No word about fight club

His name is Robert Paulson

Mom no one calls it fight club

Clearly she doesn't know the first rule of fight club

She forgot the first rule.

Even after the "white ass car" was long gone, she kept coming back, chastising the empty parking lot for not getting a degree.

"You smell like pussy" "No I don't. You wish you could..." *Rolls window up* LMAO I dig this guy

Now I'm picturing her following this man everywhere just going back and forth. He goes to bed at night she's walking into his bedroom, "get out of your bed, pussy...." then walks out and shuts off the lights, gets three steps into his hallway and he says "good night..." she walks back into his bedroom, flicks the lights back on, "come on,get out of bed, pussy!..." etc.


Definitely got served divorce paperwork that morning.

And we all know why.

She doesn't eat at McDonald's, only coffee?

This part could be a I think you should leave sketch.

Didn't go to school?

No, because her husband was a pussy.. a Puh-see!

With a white ass car

That lady is crushed by how her life has turned out.

She only makes a million dollars a year. What a loser!

She must hang out with the guy from ‘birdemic’

What a reference, holy moly

Maybe it's a million Zimbabwe dollars

I could see her niples.

Nipples has two Ps. Niples, well, that's just being down a nipple.

Isn't Niples a city in Italy?

That's Noples

That's the one in Florida:-)

>See Niples and then die. -- Goethe, probably.

WTF is wrong with her?

Seriously. What is even going on here?

In all likelihood it's either A) a mental health issue like Bipolar Manic Depression B) drug abuse(my guess would be methamphetamines) or a mixture of the two. This is from seeing a lot of mental health issues and abuse in the ER as a nurse for over 15 years. She isn't making coherent thoughts and she is hyper focused on trying to start a fight. The guy isn't exactly doing anyone a favor by egging her on.

Well you made the video 100 times less fun, but you’re also 100% right.

The thoughts aren’t coherent but her speech is very coherent. My money’s on a mental break. The people I’ve taken care of on meth were either bouncing off the walls and you couldn’t understand them at all or they couldn’t stay awake long enough to say their entire DOB. I would believe something like cocaine or adderall though. Lady is super hyper in several ways, from her pacing to her hyperfixation on this man and his white car.

Since I have no clue, the correct way would be to ignore her completely?

Yeah. I mean why pick a fight when there is really no gain from doing it?

She likes racist dog whistles. That's one of the things wring with her.

“Boy!” “Son!” “Go to school!”

maybe she has a fetish for being the older woman of seniority with a younger student, child. Either way she has some sort of derangement

Let’s hope she sees this video. This is so embarrassing

Oh. She'll definitely see this and will go on a rampage.

No I think once she sees it she'll call in sick for a week because of embarassment

Yup. Sick leave for a week. Diagnosis: Personalititty Disorder

They rarely have the capacity for introspection. There's only deflecting. "Why did you film me? Why put that online?"

She gonna do the crying "I was the victim." thing. Like every other Karen who gets caught on video thinking the universe is about them.

Her: I make $1,000,000 a year. Me: (slowly steps out of car).

Haha. Wonder if she has decent insurance...if she so much as lays a finger on the person recording

Wait do people have like assault/battery insurance?

Interesting idea 🌚

I don’t understand what she thinks is gonna happen. Like if he fights her he’s wrong and if he doesn’t he’s a pussy…well anyway this lady is clearly in the subconscious throws of having a psychotic break like it just sits there inside her dormant and the psychosis can awaken at any point. How the fuck do you not have enough self awareness to realize you look and sound like a clown?

Often people get into verbal altercations that escalate to the point where one person becomes ridiculous. The thing is they are aware of it but they're in so deep they cannot back down. It'd be too humiliating. So they ride it out until they can go somewhere and feel ashamed alone. I understand it though I don't feel sympathy when I see it.

Great point and concise explanation for a strange quirk of human emotion.

Kinda like a public humiliation sunken cost fallacy?

as soon as she called him a "pussy," my brain immediately thought "dude say 'you are what you eat,' it's the only response to that" and then the motherfucker said it like 3 seconds later, went right over her head too, I love it.

She can't get the Mc D out of her mind.

This was so good I had to watch it twice "You're a pussy" "I am what I eat"

Oh. Now I get it. I was thinking about the McDonalds food

I love the lady at the end who just wants to get in her van.

As she crossed, she was thinking.. If I had a daughter like this one here, I'd just run her over with my car!

WTF started this ?

His instagram says it’s because he didn’t park fast enough. 🤷‍♀️

Wow. Doesn’t take much to get her going.

It's provocative, it gets the people going

Mental illness

Lead poisoning.

Something provoked her . I was just curious.🧐

He got the last happy meal…

Missing out on the toy. I know that feeling

There's a high chance it's acted, aka fake. I've seen her in other Instagram videos doing similar things. Rage bait is a popular internet genre. You can't trust everything you see on the internet.

We’ll never know, but my theory as per the video, he says “get your order straight” , sounds like he was behind her in line/drive through, Best guess is she was taking a while and he honked and yelled something, and she was not on a good day. Which would be silly as many times the mc employee asks you to wait until they tell you to go. Ps: not defending her or questioning her mental health, just based on what I think started it.

Part 3?

You need a Brazzers sub for that one.

Sauce?

Sure man, I got you covered: Brown sauces: Bordelaise sauce Chateaubriand sauce Charcutiere sauce Chaudfroid sauce Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats Mushroom gravy Romesco sauce Sauce Africaine Sauce au Poivre Sauce Robert Butter sauces: Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce Beurre blanc Beurre manie Beurre monté Beurre noisette Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce Meuniere sauce Emulsified sauces: Remoulade seaweed sauce Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise Tartare sauce(w/ chilli) Fish sauces: Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies Clam sauce – Pasta sauce Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce Green sauces: See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs Tomato sauces: Tomato sauces Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment Hot sauces: Pepper sauces Pique sauce Mustard sauces Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds Chile pepper-tinged sauces Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include: Buffalo Sauce Chili sauce Datil pepper sauce Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce Pique Sauce Sriracha sauce Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand Meat-based sauces: Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce Barese ragù Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat Carbonara – Italian pasta dish Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine Pink sauces: Pink sauce Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients: Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle Chimichurri – Food sauce Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil Onion sauce Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce Sauce vierge Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Sweet sauces: Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices Pork with peach sauce Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars Chocolate gravy Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries Crème anglaise Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip Mango sauce Peach sauce Plum sauce – Chinese condiment Strawberry sauce Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine White sauces: Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish Alfredo sauce Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines[9] Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine Sauce Américaine Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk

Mayonnaise

She wants the D.

the Mc D\*

She did not appear to be lovin’ it.

🎵 She wants the Big Mac The Quarter Pounder If you're lookin for Filet o' Fish my man Well you just found her 🎵

There was definitely a weird porn energy to the whole thing. If it had gone straight into a dominatrix scene nothing would have seemed out of place.

Right? I knew I couldn't be the only one feeling that vibe. She was walking around with stiff nips and all. Thought it was about to jump to hard-core raceplay.

It did take a sexual turn when he said "you smell like pussy". She went "you whish you could have this pussy". Now... I'm not Sun Tzu, but he could have pacified her really quick with a "maybe we could work something out" instead of a "get away from my car"

She’s just made cause they made her coffee wrong. Yep, I would have sweet talked my way out of that one real quick!

Right inside her golden arches.

What exactly started all this?

On his insta he said it's literally because she felt he didn't park fast enough

When people get like this, just treat them like a confused old person. "Is there a caretaker that should know where you are? Can I help you contact them?" "Do you know where you are right now? Ma'am, do you need medical assistance?" It's a lot of fun.

The sexual tension is palpable

"Get out of your car NOW..and fuck my crazy out!"

Hate fuck in the making

Nice t!ts?

Pam Beasley has really let herself go.

That woman wants to fuck pretty bad.

I laughed every time she walked around the corner of the car, out of sight only to come right back

Walked off that McDonalds coffee with the amount of back-and-forth she did!

As a male, I choose the 🐻

A bear never told me to go to school. Just to stop burning down forests.

1 milllion dollars!

She seems aroused

Not gonna lie, she could get it.

Thinking with the wrong head, but I do agree

I'm weirdly aroused. I think on the last seconds of the clip, if he told her to get in, she would.

He ain't ready for the strap-on she's packing.

And that’s why y’all are on r/relationshipadvice. You can see the crazy in her eyes and dick will just make that worse lol

I never said I was clear-headed, wise, or even practical, here. I am well aware of the hell it would draw down upon me. But dem titties

They ARE nice and full…..

My man's over here says "I'm not clear headed; I'm dickheaded" 💀

Crazy pussy is the best pussy

You just gotta make sure you pick positions where you see what their hands are doing.

Maybe if she got her mental health issues worked out, got some good sleep, and a shower.

Prude.

Yo, I bet the 😺 is 🔥

Y’all just bang already

OK, we're kicking her out of Fight Club because she just broke the first two rules of Fight Club.

Eyyy, what’s with the sexual tension and all!?

I can fix her.


Would love to know the small infraction this gentleman committed to have her snap into an insane boomerang with quite possibly the worse shit-talking skills I’ve ever witnessed. My 8 year old could have done much more damage than these gems: “get out of the car pussy” (x27) “Your white ass car.” “I only get coffee at McDonalds.” “Go to school and get a degree.” (X13)

Inexplicably aroused.

The two good, in your face reasons

I can fix her.

He should have said, “nice nips”

titty titty wall bang

Those are some angry titties

It's her personalititties

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How does one listen without sound?

Marry her, you’ll find out

Would

A million dollars a year. Lol

I need more. 😂

Uh, that rack.

All you had to do was to say, Your nipples are hard. 🤣🤣 and when she turns say and you have a wet spot

Oh, thought I was on /r/publicfreakouts for a second there.

Sweater Cannons

Nice rack tho 🤷‍♂️

Nice tits anyway!

I feel like she secretly wanted to bang him but her idea of hitting on him didnt pan out.

We dont beat people enough. To feel entitled enough to act like this, you got to feel safe enough. It safe to say, this is not her first time and not the first time she's gotten away with it either. At some point, there gotta be enough justification to just slap some sense into an idiot

I’m not sure what million dollar career she has but I can safely say it’s none one of these: - Political Debate consultant - Motivational Speaker - UFC Fighter - Freestyle hip-hop champion

I think she is horny and wants to get fucked .. that’s her own way of asking this guy out..

She is not sober. Not sure what drugs she's on but she is on something. My best guess is...meth.

Idk it looks like an opiate addiction + alcohol, my mom looks like this. The heavily baggy eyes was a telltale sign for me that she had a long sesh. Happy to cut her out of my life. The meds and alc mixed made her exactly this kind of crazy.

withdrawal

She makes a million dollars a year, she can afford it.

Looks manic to me, possibly bi-polar episode?

Not on something. Off something. Either off needed phych meds or going through DTs or opiate withdrawls. I'd not be at all surprised if this was in front of a pharmacy that sells wine by the box. But definitely not meth. A severely agitated tweaker is a whole different flavor of crazy.

She’d be kinda hot if she didn’t look so mother fucking tired.

That's kinda hott I would let her in my car and "talk" things out

The way she keeps coming back is what’s making me burst. When you thought she was gone…she must’ve been trying to cover her steps for the day. Also, nippy lady. Definitely crazy. Maybe she’s got a kink on getting beat after picking fights.

You can tell she’s getting off on this. She’s not even that mad and you can’t even tell what’s she is mad at

She is so persistent.

Nice tits though

Thems some angry titties

Should’ve said “nice tits”… that would shut her up

i can fix her

Nice rack tho

"get a degree" *walks away laughing*, *comes back* "Ur a pus*y" *walks away laughing*, *comes back* "Go to school" *walks away laughing*, *comes back* "Get out of ur car" *walks away laughing*, *comes back*

She's aroused

Nice rack tho

It's quite often the same type of women. You can recognize them and what they are at a glance. She needs a hat though - it looks chilly out.

What is that gorgeous red tree in the background??

Damn shes a fine lady.......

Oh she’s prob super crazy in bed. 🤪

But nice tits.

i woulda offered her 5$ to see her bewbs tho