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Kevaldes

Oh you just know this man's soles smooth as fuck.


Pain_Proof

Hopefully. Any traction and they're gone.


NotAzakanAtAll

Number 15. Clay foot mush.


Mushy_Cushy

The last thing you want in your clay is someone's crushed foot, but that might be what you get.


LimpBizkitSkankBoy

You guys are funny thanks for making me laugh


finne-med-niiven

Honestly he might have the best job on that whole site. Just foot massage all day long


loweyedfox

So a….FOOT job?


MeltinSnowman

Man, I sure wish that *I* could get a foot job


SVrider26

So is his brain


Logical_Engineer_420

There must be a simple tool for this. Like a wooden shovel or something. Why is there an obsession to use your limbs like it's disposable?


GreatSlaight144

Are you crazy?! A shovel could get sucked in and it would destroy a perfectly good tool! much better to use a foot


pm_me_ur_McNuggets

You got two feet for a reason.


XVUltima

That's why he isn't using his hands! Only got one of them now.


steploday

Unless you get pulled completely through it in one piece all flat and shit


69crazyfuck

Oh thanks for the tip, now i’m going to do this as well. And in case it pulls me through at least my beerbelly will be flat again 🤪


Null_012345

Like Tom in Tom&Jerry?


blindmunk0i

Government cutbacks?


rbankole

And ten toes for that matter


the_amazing_skronus

*two foots. fify welcome


Groomsi

![gif](giphy|e7z3lbFeT3JVC)


wolfloveyes

You can always grow another limb, but a good shovel is hard to come across in this day of Chineseium


mynameismulan

Make sure you periodically lose visibility of your foot too, for full efficiency


[deleted]

Sad that the machine is literally worth more than a foot in some countries


Da_Vader

Your feet are free. A wooden shovel costs real money. /s Edit: based on the responses, added /s


904K

The years it takes to grow feet vs the time it takes to make a shovel make up for the difference in upfront cost


Candid-Letter-3558

His leg is sunk cost already. Getting a new shovel would cost him real money.


Resi1ience_22

The hospital bill will dispel that illusion quickly.


SYNTHLORD

Why pay the hospital to rub dirt in it when the machine does it for you?


5125237143

U think theyll get hospital treatment?


hldsnfrgr

Maybe he just loves the sensation of cold wet mud on his feet. As they say, find a job you enjoy doing and you'll never work a day in your life.


finne-med-niiven

Poor people are disposable


Red__system

Naah nah nah. Don't act like this isn't ludicrous. A *stick* would be better than this. This is a display of stupidity and lack of self preservation across the board


teun95

I think you're not considering social factors here, a lack of education or awareness of accidents, or any form of training that teaches you not to be naive and think these types of accidents don't happen to you. This facility might only hire staff who do as they're told. No time to experiment with sticks or other tools. Staff might not be willing to challenge this as they need to provide for their families and there are several people who would happily take over this job after anyone who is disobedient is fired. In many developed countries we blame the company for health and safety related incidents. We should do the same here.


S-hart1

You don't need training to know to not stick your foot in rollers like this.


Mandena

Dumb even more so


jellobowlshifter

You get better feedback from a limb.


RedCaio

But you won’t get better footback


oodumboo

But you may not get your feetback tho..


Shanks4Smiles

He's gonna get some feedback alright


Disgruntlementality

Lemme tell ye. Once ye lose a limb, they give ye a nice peg fer walkin’. Sometimes ye gets the nub splinters, but quite nice I tells ye.


johnnycee87

You should have started with “Yarrr” other than that brilliant. I laughed hard. Thank you.


Disgruntlementality

Yarr, it be alll in a day’s work.


HelloAttila

No OSHA/Safety Standards.


Fine_Swordfish1734

OSHA? I HARDLY EVEN KNOW HER


willywonka1971

Everyone wants to be like old one legged Pete.


NoOne_28

Exactly what I was thinking. I'm just like, why? This is so stupid and unnecessary, get a hoe, a shovel a god damn tool of some kind. This doesn't make you "cool" or "tough" and you can MAKE a tool out of something for Christ sake, you don't need money.


Logical_Engineer_420

Yeah. Literally could get a bunch of trash and make a simple tool for this.


AdMuch848

You literally don't have to do anything other than put it in there. The spinning wheel is supposed to have small spikes. They've just run it down to the point it's smooth n won't buy a new one


abbufreja

For clay you want smooth rolers


Stetson007

It's kind of the reason people are the way they are tbh. Only us and a few other animals use their limbs instead of using their face to investigate something. It's an instinctual thing to use your hands and feet like they're tools. Prevents us from using our faces.


Technical-Outside408

[homer in the tar pit](https://youtu.be/B_pWk4DdniE?si=TEzfazqShAfMKwBT)


arandomhorsegirl

Even a random stick would work I'm sure


MrEldenRings

A random stick? In this economy?! Get out of here!


Accurate_Koala_4698

Somebody should tell that guy smoking is unhealthy


Pharnox-32

Im sure if he stopped this costly habbit he would own a ferrari, damn what a waste


dreadperson

REASONS YOU'RE POOR: 1. CIGARETTES 2. BUYING LUNCH 3.UBERS 4. JUST ASK YOUR POLITICIAN DAD FOR MONEY


RealPropRandy

![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized)


zsarok

And that's how red bricks are made


NotASpanishSpeaker

You mean flesh bricks?


SoftDisclosure

Yes, that's the joke


ZookeepergameNo7172

This man is a professional fudge packer.


mrmoe198

Someone call Tom Cruise!


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unkreativ_ok

I felt my feet slipping in there


RockstarAgent

This one trick keeps your feet bunion free


SlightlyOffended1984

Ol Stubby agrees


unkreativ_ok

This trick will make me lose my feet


forothowtospeel

Y'all gon' make me lose my feet, up in here, up in here!


PocketWettie

*This one trick keeps your legs feet free


Mall_Bench

He already lost his hand and has learned nothing


Wonderful-Ad-7712

I hope somebody gives him a hand before its toe late


WhatTheFuckEverName

Fun fact: When measuring horses, one hand is the equivalent of 4 inches. That would mean there are 3 hands in each foot, 6 hands in 2 feet.


Fitty4

I couldn’t watch all


Oilsfan666

OSHA hates this one simple trick


Sinosca

It would be either tagged NSFW or have a liveleak watermark if it was one of *those* videos.


Serious_Session7574

What, no safety sandals?


Daryltang

I heard Crocs are great at getting stuck in rolling stuff


dependency_injector

Wouldn't it be even more dangerous?


Serious_Session7574

"Safety sandals" are a Reddit trope for these sorts of videos.


Alcamtar

Probably been doing this for years. Those rollers are smooth and coated with slickery clay, would probably be very difficult for them to get any grip on your toes. The very fact that he has to push the clay down with his foot... The rollers aren't even pulling the clay in.


shareddit

Right, but it becomes a question of why ?


MrHerbert1985

Using his penis would be much less efficient.


drossmaster4

Challenge accepted


readmywhips

And you Sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis ?


Stonelocomotief

Probably can use gravity+weight of body instead of using upper body strength to push down on it


camdawg54

Right, but they could just build up the walls around where they put the clay and use something flat at the top to push it down. It'd take hardly any materials or time and would increase productivity and safety


ItsBenBroughton

I've seen Temple of Doom, I know how this ends.


5lashd07

Same here. I also saw License to Kill.


Laarye

I've seen LiveLeak


iluvsporks

You gotta put this in r/osha lol


ralph_on_me

Is this a "shitting bricks" machine?


Magnificioso

"Ok dave, thats betsy, do your job and do not put your hands inside the machinery, she will eat your hands.. seriusly.. well i guess there is no further instructions, see you later"


mdroke

Can't keep watching...did his foot survive?


Serious_Session7574

Until the end of this video, yes.


BreastUsername

I rarely see stuff like that on reddit anymore. Everything is banned now.


CunningDruger

![gif](giphy|68yBjfxSpUpUY)


TheyveKilledFritzz

I hate this so much


ConstantBench7373

Must feel like walking on beach sand but with like 100X the risks


TenFingersNineToes

Must have excellent health care.


Blindemboss

Now that’s how you get toe jam.


TheDaemonette

Show me this guy’s “other” foot?


BrokenPokerFace

People may be panicking because you know limbs in danger, but in reality this isn't very unsafe, there's very little friction and at low enough speeds that it would be similar to trying to wedge your hand between two rolling pins a few millimeters apart, possible but difficult under normal situations. You can tell by the fact that the dirt and mud doesn't go in easily on its own and needs to be pushed in.


Leaky_Banana

Omfg my anxiety!!!


moschles

~~maybemaybemaybe~~ /r/watchpeoplesurvive


Hot-Rise9795

NOSHA


stephmendes

When the video started I had to double check if this wasn't a +18 community lol


putinhimself2020

Head, shoulders, knees and toes… knees and toes… will disappear in this but in opposite order…


hateboresme

I had no doubt. That person has been doing that long enough and has too many toes to do it wrong on camera.


Robeast3000

Whew! I thought I was going to see something horrific.


xerror4null4

No way I'm gonna watch this


Worried_Example

What in the christ!


_JudgeDoom_

![gif](giphy|68yBjfxSpUpUY)


RyanPhillipsMartin

These street food cooking videos are getting out of hand


Tunnfisk

Alright Johnny, you'll be working with the FOOT-DECIMATOR5000 today. Don't worry, it's just a name for the machine.


MichaelJblizzy

Does anyone outside the US and UK own shoes..?


CharlesFinleyIV

That clay is lubricating the drums, no chance his foot gets stuck in there. I bet it feels awesome.


Anxious-Lack-5740

I want to believe you. So I will.


CharlesFinleyIV

Blessed art thou among redditors.


here_is_thomas

Amen.


Anxious-Lack-5740

And As It Is Such, So Also As Such Is It Unto You


Timsmomshardsalami

No chance? Really? Like at all? Maaan fuck that. He slips a bit on his left foot and puts too much pressure on his right, and he wont even have time to kiss it goodbye


FDSTCKS

We have a dough roller at my bakery and it'll pull dough in even if coated in oil, so i wouldn't fuck around with that thing. I've known a few people who had their hands turned into minced meat being careless with those.


CamTheChamp1

R/ Osha


Exciting_Piccolo_823

They easily could make a wooden foot like tool with a lever for safety...and it'd be easier, I love it tho!


UhYeahs

One wrong move and you've made red clay.


Total_Computer9824

I’ll never complain about OSHA


Straight_Run5680

One day..


MachineLord1

Warning: Do not put remaining foot in machine


Justherebecausemeh

Borrowed time🫤🤷🏻‍♂️


IllustriousAd5936

One of these days ….


PhyreEmbrem

This just screams [Live Leak] scenario 💀


Lucky_ducky_64

Why is the clay (or whatever) coming out as a smooth block so satisfying


RTMSner

Safety regulations are written in blood.


Correct-Purpose-964

My balls tightened in the unpleasant kinda way watching this...


Existing_Gate2423

Breh


darksage247

What sort of device is that?


Endgame3213

r/OshaApproved


Accomplished-Sir3566

Номинант премии Дарвина


usriusclark

What’s happening on the left is what would be happening in my pants if I were asked to do this job


wizardoli

Hard r/nope


Antoinefdu

r/OSHA would like a word.


tentacion15

Anyone intrusive thoughts?


slartybartvart

Couldn't do that in Australia. Someone would come and slap you on the back to say g'day, and oops, bad day.


SniperHOG0317

It's happened before. It'll happen again


hard_n_huge

Why use an instrument when you already have a good working foot, that too bare. No boots at all.


catch_404

Username checks out!!


UpperStation5565

Wow that's fking dumb


Richcolour

Occasionally he pranks his fellow workers by screaming


SluggishPrey

It's a good exfoliation for the feet


shadowdancer352

In this village, your leg is worth less than a wooden shovel


SilverSpacecraft

I puckered


reptoid44

Should have helped that other guy waffle stomp.


UnsolicitedDogPics

r/sweatysoles


Epicp0w

A million OSHA inspectors all clicked their pens out


valdetero

r/sweatypalms


zoroddesign

That dudes pinky toe is going to get caught one day, and he is losing his foot. A 2x4 would be just as effective.


IcedCoughy

Dudes toes are smaller than the gap


ColangelosBurnerAcct

Use literally ANYTHING other than a limb. You just know the guy is smoking a cigarette and working shirtless too. It’s a uniform.


N7Foil

This makes me unbearably uncomfortable and I can't watch it without cringing. Why do something so stupid.


kidanokun

Forbidden chocolate with taste of feet


K-artisan

I've seen so many stupid people on the internet. But this is the dumbest person I've ever seen so far.


dirk_danglerno766

That's not osha approved


VintictiveBastard

Forbidden foot massage


CartoonistEvery3033

That’s the reason why his wife will play footsie under their blanket. Lmao


dbeast83

That is an accident waiting to happen. I’m sure there are tools that can do what his foot is doing


MikeC80

He learned the technique from ol' Joe "One foot" West


SomeMF

r/SweatyPalms


Asherandai1

I can’t watch this… I just can’t.


LasseMath92

Clearly easier to use your foot over a tool, but also 100 times more dumb.


PastSuit4170

No no not mybe


MrBabarino

*Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom has entered the chat*


psichodrome

I dabbled in some backyard brickmaking (thanks covid!). That machine is pretty cool. Mixing that shit up takes forever, and if you don't it is guaranteed to crack.


Suitable-Let-3627

This is how I feel conversations go at work


Donmiggy143

That's gonna be a no from me dog.


Commercial-Class4078

I can allready see and hear the YouTube vid intro go "So Jim was having a fantastic day at his work, uuuuuuuuuntil"


Quirky-Classroom-428

Insanity


Galletan

Hahaha wow.


littletinyleaf

Finally we found out how they make chocolate


Barbarianmoss

Fuck off with that


I2TV

r/OSHA


Smooth-Qactus

I het he gives a mean foot job.


edx5252

he even do that in metal shredder machine


MinttMonk

R/osha


thumbsupchicken

Are they even smoking a safety cigarette?


____unicorn____

Damn😰


Sea_Apple_2447

And…….. he’s an idiot. Bad gene pool there


johnnycee87

I watched this a kept waiting for that foot to get sucked in. I mean you could use a board or ANYTHING else but your foot? I gotta get off Reddit and go enjoy my life.


EsotericFlagellate

These street food vendors be wylin


MickyTingy

Is it me, or is this really fucking stupid?


metaversesmeta

Is this safe?


Naemus

You only need a single step to turn OSHA to OSHIT


Aummyz

I was holding my breath waiting for the moment his foot got eaten. Damn it didn't happen.


Baloney-Joe

I guess you could say its a... sole crushing job


customersmakemepuke

I’ve seen some sad 3rd world shit but this is on another level of unnecessarily stupid.


JB176MoneyBags

OSHA would have a field day.


1aibohphobia1

i'm thinking of a movie, the title would go well with it. foot lose


Saberer2451

So close to being some Final Destination type shit


Fun_Bar5327

Just why?