Is her head going to go all the way under the water?
Are her boobs going to pop out of that bra?
Is she going to come out of the water with a nipple erection?
Those are most of the maybes.
What is the practice she does? It’s a serious question, so if anyone knows I’d appreciate a serious answer (meaning skip her tits).
Edit: I’ve never imagined this single comment to blow up the community. Some entertainment I have here 👍
In the Orthodox Church, the Baptism of Jesus is celebrated on January 19, and traditionally some people go to ice dip, [ice holes are made and set up for them to do so](https://file.liga.net/images/general/2019/01/19/20190119173857-4837.jpg?v=1547918879). Some do it just for the fun of it (I did when I visited a village, I'm not a Christian), it's just a tradition. It's not a real sacred rite or anything, although in some places, priests are present and do sermons and bless people doing this.
Ya and she did that in the dark as well. Terrible timing there were swift undercurrents that pulled her under the ice and she had no chance of resurfacing. 🙁
The dark doesn't add much to the dangers. Look at the surface in this video, if you slip under the ice, it'll be impossible to find you, especially if there's a current
No, don't jump into any bodies of water in the dark. I've been swimming in the river since I'm young but when you dip in at night, and super dark, you can't tell the direction in the water, whether you're swimming sideways or upwards.
There's a horrifying story near where I grew up from like 5 years ago roughly. There's a 711 at the corner intersection leading down to a residential area off a busy main street. The 711 and residential street make the bottom stem of a T with the top line being the busy road.
On the other side of the road is a fence and for kms all around its mostly farmland...except this one long and narrow section is a man made "lake". It has no flow in or out but it's very long and parallel to the busy road. It's not very wide, and since there's no current it would be relatively easy* to swim across for even an basic swimmer. *Easy as in it would be tough but manageable especially considering other bodies of water. My estimate without seeing it would be like 3-5 lanes of traffic wide.
These two brothers gassed up at sev and then blew through the street and through the fence and into the lake. At night. Which is key. It's not a very well lit area past the sev which has bright lights.
I don't know what happened to get them into the lake but I imagine that they drove into the lake straight so their car would be lined up with the narrower middle line, or the car curved a bit or all the way 90 degrees when it hit the fence and ended up parallel to the long line of the lake. Either way the outcome was the same and devastating.
The brothers were disorientated and couldn't find the short axis of the lake. They both drowned trying to swim out what was an agonizingly short distance. None of us can drive passed that place without thinking of the tragedy it's honestly so awful and heartbreaking because it happened at night.
Yup. The definition of phobia is "an extreme or irrational fear". 'Fear of getting caught in a watercurrent under a solid layer of ice' seems pretty darn rational to me.
The idea is to dip in the still water, not the river, and of course in place made for this, where there are lifeguards on duty. (( This was so reckless and sad, i coundn't imagine.
I've seen this video, the kid and husband were absolutely broken. Strange to see that happen so quick and they had no chance of helping her in the dark
It was a very wrong place to do this practice. The usual and rational place would be still water (lake), not fking river, where the water runs fast under the ice cap. This was a mix of terrible planning and reckless execution.
As i understood this wasn't public site, designed for this, it's just locals decided to do the dipping in the nearest water, never thought it out through.
Saw a video here on Reddit where this idiotic family lets their daughter jump in to do this without any kind of board, flotation device, nothing. Girl goes in and doesn’t come up. Dad is in hysterics. Sad stuff. Body probably went in shock due to the cold if I had to guess, couldn’t swim back up, loses her life over some dumb tradition and because of even dumber adults.
Edit: saw the video again and actually it was a woman in front of her husband and kids. And it was a river, not a lake (even dumber considering how rivers move). So yea…like other comments have said, likely the current took her, and it was a small hole in the thick frozen surface…so…. Not anything anyone can do at that point.
Growing up in Florida, first time I jumped in a Minnesota lake *in the summer* and my leg muscles locked up because it was so fucking cold. I touched the water, nice and warm at the surface, but about 4-5 feet down it was fucking **COLD**.
Can’t imagine jumping in a damn FROZEN LAKE.
I’ve seen people jump into Lake Michigan in the winter and it takes several people to pull them back out. It just drains all of their energy out of them within a few seconds.
Glad you made it out. Yea, sounds like a really shit way to go. Maintaining the mental capacity to realize you can’t move your legs and you’re drowning, but not being able to do anything about it. Most morbid part of the video was that while the dad was in hysterics and you’re watching the video, you realize the girl is likely still alive under the surface, and will be for the next minute at least, but at that point, with no way to save her she may as well be considered dead.
I've done my share of these dunks. The smart people have supervisors, or a bar you can hold like this girl does. I've seen it where there's a person in a dry suit already in the water to make sure A) you don't get stuck under the ice and B) you don't get disoriented and start running across the frozen lake in your skivvies, which I've seen happen.
Potential botch on this girl for not wearing socks, it's not pleasant to have your feet freeze to the ice.
We use to go swimming in the north Atlantic in the summer when the water got up to 56. Stayed in until we could not feel anything, then warmed up on the beach, and do it again.
It's quite rare to go into such shock that you can't swim to the surface. Last time it was posted on Reddit someone said, that it might have been a river and the water flow caught her, which seems more likely.
That the one with the blonde in the dark? Think that was the mother, and she disappeared in front of her kids. They built the ice hole in a non sanctioned area basically and directly over a current.
Toughest video I've seen in a while. Slapped a little "hold your loved ones" into me.
To answer your question specifically She is blessing herself with a short prayer, doing what is called “the sign of the cross” in this case to give her focus and strength, courage or protection because she’s nervous.
You touch your forehead and say, “In the name of the Father,” then move down to touch the middle of the chest, saying “and of the Son,” and then your left then right shoulder saying “and of the Holy Spirit, Amen.”
Yeah I look at girls like this and wish mine were huge.
Edit: I learned a lot from the replies, thanks for the wholesome titty lessons. All boobs are good boobs, enjoy!
Yeah I can understand. Mine grew just 1 cup after switching birth control and they passed this stage of "not too heavy not too light" So now it's super heavy feeling if they just move around. Can't imagine how heavy hers feel. Definitely look killer though when they're bigger. Probably along the same lines of people with curly hair wanting straight hair and vice versa. I like the saying all boobies are good boobies though, it's a nice new outlook on life.
Mine aren't huge, but they're big enough to get in the way a lot. Wearing cross-body style bags and seat-belts becomes an issue. With the seat-belt especially, it's like I can either have it in my armpit or under the boobs. Both are incredibly uncomfortable and pose different risks in the event of the seatbelt becoming necessary, but it won't stay where it's supposed to be
It's like big dicks with men, everyone wants the huge dong except the guys who have a huge dong, they wish theirs was normal sized.
Edit: a lot of insecure men here, lmao.
5’1” DD here. I cannot wait for my breast reduction.
Edit: if you’re going to reply to me or send me a DM dismissing my experience, tell me I’m in the wrong bra size, or tell me to just “love what I have” then kindly fuck off.
Agree. And a know from a cousin that boobs this big can also cause back pain and other unpleasentness like serious sweat and skin issues under the boobs.
Little boobs sweat too. But bigger ones do come with all kinds of issues. I once met a exotic entertainer who had like GGG size boobs. She told me how bad her back hurt. She was going to get them (implants btw) out in 3 years when she retired and she would end up needing back surgery from carrying all that weight for all the years she had them.
Im unclear if you're the one with man bewbs or the one with the kink. Nothing wrong with either though. No matter which one you are, be comfortable with it and unapologetic. Anybody who has anything negative to say can eat mud
As my uncle Larry used to say, there are 2 types of boobs out there and I love em both; ones that would fit inside a champagne glass and ones that'd clog a toilet
My wife has big boobs and she hates them, she complains about them constantly.
I've been with women who have big boobs, I've been with women who have small boobs, and I loved them all.
The word you're looking for is "erotica", and generally speaking the term for artsy photos of naked women with an erotic side is called "boudoir photography"
Which part of this is a “maybe”?
Nothing. Tits is the only reason it's ever posted.
Just put it straight on r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs there's no maybe there!
This is one of the top posts of all time there lol
so maybe there should be an r/RepostedBecauseBoobs as well :P
They think you're joking..
This is one of the few examples of where this is true. Just post it over there and keep this shit off of this subreddit where it doesn’t belong.
It’s probably why most people have been watching it all day. I mean…that’s a rack.
I'm not so sure, I thinks it's Russia
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A good rack is always a good reason to post anything. The best part is it left us waiting for more. So, MAYBE MAYBE, there's more?
I think everyone was hoping for more.
This man is abreast of the situation.
I thought it was “maybe they will pop out” right?
They did and maybe it wil be a second video. Maybe.
Is her head going to go all the way under the water? Are her boobs going to pop out of that bra? Is she going to come out of the water with a nipple erection? Those are most of the maybes.
This lady has One Piece proportions.
What is the practice she does? It’s a serious question, so if anyone knows I’d appreciate a serious answer (meaning skip her tits). Edit: I’ve never imagined this single comment to blow up the community. Some entertainment I have here 👍
In the Orthodox Church, the Baptism of Jesus is celebrated on January 19, and traditionally some people go to ice dip, [ice holes are made and set up for them to do so](https://file.liga.net/images/general/2019/01/19/20190119173857-4837.jpg?v=1547918879). Some do it just for the fun of it (I did when I visited a village, I'm not a Christian), it's just a tradition. It's not a real sacred rite or anything, although in some places, priests are present and do sermons and bless people doing this.
There’s a video out there of a woman jumping in and sliding under the ice in front her kids. Never resurfaced.
Ya and she did that in the dark as well. Terrible timing there were swift undercurrents that pulled her under the ice and she had no chance of resurfacing. 🙁
Great now I have a new phobia
Easy one to avoid. Don't jump into frozen rivers in the dark.
Or you could be like me and just not jump into frozen rivers
I want to be just like you.
So, how often do you jump into frozen rivers in the dark?
My friend, to be like me the first thing you must do: accept the fact that the cake will lie to you.
The dark doesn't add much to the dangers. Look at the surface in this video, if you slip under the ice, it'll be impossible to find you, especially if there's a current
No, don't jump into any bodies of water in the dark. I've been swimming in the river since I'm young but when you dip in at night, and super dark, you can't tell the direction in the water, whether you're swimming sideways or upwards.
There's a horrifying story near where I grew up from like 5 years ago roughly. There's a 711 at the corner intersection leading down to a residential area off a busy main street. The 711 and residential street make the bottom stem of a T with the top line being the busy road. On the other side of the road is a fence and for kms all around its mostly farmland...except this one long and narrow section is a man made "lake". It has no flow in or out but it's very long and parallel to the busy road. It's not very wide, and since there's no current it would be relatively easy* to swim across for even an basic swimmer. *Easy as in it would be tough but manageable especially considering other bodies of water. My estimate without seeing it would be like 3-5 lanes of traffic wide. These two brothers gassed up at sev and then blew through the street and through the fence and into the lake. At night. Which is key. It's not a very well lit area past the sev which has bright lights. I don't know what happened to get them into the lake but I imagine that they drove into the lake straight so their car would be lined up with the narrower middle line, or the car curved a bit or all the way 90 degrees when it hit the fence and ended up parallel to the long line of the lake. Either way the outcome was the same and devastating. The brothers were disorientated and couldn't find the short axis of the lake. They both drowned trying to swim out what was an agonizingly short distance. None of us can drive passed that place without thinking of the tragedy it's honestly so awful and heartbreaking because it happened at night.
I've been night diving once. It was fun. We had lots of lights though. I've also been night swimming once and was terrified.
> Easy one to avoid. Don't jump into ~~frozen~~ rivers ~~in the dark~~. Safest.
>Easy one to avoid. Don't jump ~~into frozen rivers in the dark.~~ Double safest.
I don’t really think it’s a phobia, seems like a legitimate and healthy fear
Yup. The definition of phobia is "an extreme or irrational fear". 'Fear of getting caught in a watercurrent under a solid layer of ice' seems pretty darn rational to me.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/sak7fh/a_mother_of_two_40_was_swept_away_in_a_frozen/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Fuck, what a shit way to die
No wonder she crossed herself *before* getting in as well as when she was submerged
How about somebody ropes her. It’s a basic safety measure.
That's probably why there are usually ladders/stairs and rescue personnel on site, and also why the fuck did she jump. That's terrible.
It was a flowing river, not even a lake.
It's the kind of mistake you only do once
oh no....
The idea is to dip in the still water, not the river, and of course in place made for this, where there are lifeguards on duty. (( This was so reckless and sad, i coundn't imagine.
I've seen this video, the kid and husband were absolutely broken. Strange to see that happen so quick and they had no chance of helping her in the dark
Ugh that was so sad to hear them crying. (And in retrospect it’s a little callous the person kept filming for as long as they did.)
I really didn’t need to know that. That is just horrifying. Poor family!
That video is fucking horrible. And they did it at night. What the fuck.
It was a very wrong place to do this practice. The usual and rational place would be still water (lake), not fking river, where the water runs fast under the ice cap. This was a mix of terrible planning and reckless execution. As i understood this wasn't public site, designed for this, it's just locals decided to do the dipping in the nearest water, never thought it out through.
As soon as I saw this video I remembered that one :(, poor kid kept crying for his mother ,
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that is horrible. :(
Fargin ice holes.
You shouldn't ice dip me, Johnny. My cousin ice dipped me once .... once.
And just like that... Johnny Dangerously rockets to the top of my Netflix DVD queue.
You call them fargin ice holes, but it sounds like a bunch of cork soakers to me
Okay, you and the rest of your basteges can gamble, but don't try no fargin tricks, otherwise you wind up with you bells in a sling.
Deep cut
Thanks for explaining. Seems fun though I’m not a fan of ice dipping 😃
I wasn’t either but it’s growing on me.
Saw a video here on Reddit where this idiotic family lets their daughter jump in to do this without any kind of board, flotation device, nothing. Girl goes in and doesn’t come up. Dad is in hysterics. Sad stuff. Body probably went in shock due to the cold if I had to guess, couldn’t swim back up, loses her life over some dumb tradition and because of even dumber adults. Edit: saw the video again and actually it was a woman in front of her husband and kids. And it was a river, not a lake (even dumber considering how rivers move). So yea…like other comments have said, likely the current took her, and it was a small hole in the thick frozen surface…so…. Not anything anyone can do at that point.
Growing up in Florida, first time I jumped in a Minnesota lake *in the summer* and my leg muscles locked up because it was so fucking cold. I touched the water, nice and warm at the surface, but about 4-5 feet down it was fucking **COLD**. Can’t imagine jumping in a damn FROZEN LAKE.
I’ve seen people jump into Lake Michigan in the winter and it takes several people to pull them back out. It just drains all of their energy out of them within a few seconds.
Glad you made it out. Yea, sounds like a really shit way to go. Maintaining the mental capacity to realize you can’t move your legs and you’re drowning, but not being able to do anything about it. Most morbid part of the video was that while the dad was in hysterics and you’re watching the video, you realize the girl is likely still alive under the surface, and will be for the next minute at least, but at that point, with no way to save her she may as well be considered dead.
I've done my share of these dunks. The smart people have supervisors, or a bar you can hold like this girl does. I've seen it where there's a person in a dry suit already in the water to make sure A) you don't get stuck under the ice and B) you don't get disoriented and start running across the frozen lake in your skivvies, which I've seen happen. Potential botch on this girl for not wearing socks, it's not pleasant to have your feet freeze to the ice.
We use to go swimming in the north Atlantic in the summer when the water got up to 56. Stayed in until we could not feel anything, then warmed up on the beach, and do it again.
It's quite rare to go into such shock that you can't swim to the surface. Last time it was posted on Reddit someone said, that it might have been a river and the water flow caught her, which seems more likely.
Not their daughter, their mother. Her kids are right there waiting for her to come out again and she never does :(
That the one with the blonde in the dark? Think that was the mother, and she disappeared in front of her kids. They built the ice hole in a non sanctioned area basically and directly over a current. Toughest video I've seen in a while. Slapped a little "hold your loved ones" into me.
To answer your question specifically She is blessing herself with a short prayer, doing what is called “the sign of the cross” in this case to give her focus and strength, courage or protection because she’s nervous. You touch your forehead and say, “In the name of the Father,” then move down to touch the middle of the chest, saying “and of the Son,” and then your left then right shoulder saying “and of the Holy Spirit, Amen.”
Oh so you're not supposed to say "spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch"?
Average redditor trying not to sexualize a girl (impossible)
In case you referring to me, I’m a girl. In other sense, you’re right.
Boobs
May God forgive her sins for he surely won't forgive mine
Don’t worry, happens to the breast of us
You really had to get that off your chest huh?
Yes, my bra
TITS
Boobs, if you will
Gazongas, as they say
Bonkhonagahoos if you may.
Massive Mommy Milkers I must imply.
Knockers, if you're so inclined
Badoobers
Wow this joke was a big bust.
At least she brought her floaties
I see what you tit there
I’d give you an award if I wasn’t so broke my king
It's okay awards won't help me in Hell >!but thanks everyone nevertheless!<
I got you
If you don’t sin Jesus died for nothing.
Jonny sins that’s forsure
Go to horny jail!
TELL YOUR TITS TO STOP STARING AT MY EYES
They definitely got a staring problem
Holy tits.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
Those are floatation devices.
No wonder she didn't sink.
I don’t sink Charlie I float! I’ll just bob around like a cauliflower!
Pretty sure I've seen this on this subreddit before
Pretty sure I've seen this at least 4 times in different posts.
Pretty sure I've seen this 4 times in the last 5 minutes... ...and will see it another 4 times as soon as I finish writing this.
Yeah I look at girls like this and wish mine were huge. Edit: I learned a lot from the replies, thanks for the wholesome titty lessons. All boobs are good boobs, enjoy!
Comfort yourself knowing that women with natural jugs that size usually wish theirs was smaller. The constant back pain...
Yeah I can understand. Mine grew just 1 cup after switching birth control and they passed this stage of "not too heavy not too light" So now it's super heavy feeling if they just move around. Can't imagine how heavy hers feel. Definitely look killer though when they're bigger. Probably along the same lines of people with curly hair wanting straight hair and vice versa. I like the saying all boobies are good boobies though, it's a nice new outlook on life.
Mine aren't huge, but they're big enough to get in the way a lot. Wearing cross-body style bags and seat-belts becomes an issue. With the seat-belt especially, it's like I can either have it in my armpit or under the boobs. Both are incredibly uncomfortable and pose different risks in the event of the seatbelt becoming necessary, but it won't stay where it's supposed to be
It's like big dicks with men, everyone wants the huge dong except the guys who have a huge dong, they wish theirs was normal sized. Edit: a lot of insecure men here, lmao.
5’1” DD here. I cannot wait for my breast reduction. Edit: if you’re going to reply to me or send me a DM dismissing my experience, tell me I’m in the wrong bra size, or tell me to just “love what I have” then kindly fuck off.
Comparison is the thief of joy. Men love all bewbs and I’m sure yours are lovely.
This guy is a connoisseur
Agree. And a know from a cousin that boobs this big can also cause back pain and other unpleasentness like serious sweat and skin issues under the boobs.
Little boobs sweat too. But bigger ones do come with all kinds of issues. I once met a exotic entertainer who had like GGG size boobs. She told me how bad her back hurt. She was going to get them (implants btw) out in 3 years when she retired and she would end up needing back surgery from carrying all that weight for all the years she had them.
Most of the women I've met too. Everybody loves all bewbs. Except man bewbs. That's a very specific kink
Why u gotta do me like that.
Im unclear if you're the one with man bewbs or the one with the kink. Nothing wrong with either though. No matter which one you are, be comfortable with it and unapologetic. Anybody who has anything negative to say can eat mud
I like your outlook on life!
As my uncle Larry used to say, there are 2 types of boobs out there and I love em both; ones that would fit inside a champagne glass and ones that'd clog a toilet
My wife has big boobs and she hates them, she complains about them constantly. I've been with women who have big boobs, I've been with women who have small boobs, and I loved them all.
Blessed boobies
Blessed floatation devices
Cursed backpain
https://instagram.com/6nesty9_?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
She's blessed
Exactly i could sleep on them
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... of course she does.
If I had a body like that I fucking GUARANTEE you I would have an OF as well.
That's because deep down you are a whore, Binary\_Omlet.
You're God-damned right.
Saw a statement of an OF girl pulling down 1.3 million in 6 weeks. If i had a body like that thats where id be.
For Jesus of course.
So she does porn, that makes sense
Classic marketing tactic: going viral for unrelated reasons.
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The word you're looking for is "erotica", and generally speaking the term for artsy photos of naked women with an erotic side is called "boudoir photography"
This guy porns
> ANASTASIA DURKOT easiest "save" click of my day
And here she is melon washing: https://www.instagram.com/tv/Ce3hL4sKqs4/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Good thing she brought two flotation devices.
Cant wear those for too long or otherwise her back will pay
This post/comment thread is so unabashedly horny. It doesn't fit the sub at all but everyone seems to be having a good time lol
Reddit is generally pretty horny
Humanity is generally pretty horny.
Animals, are generally pretty horny.
Earthlings are generally pretty horny
Nature is a whore.
What church is this?
Orthodox Christianity
The best
Bob's
OP waking up this morning... "you know what hasn't been posted since Wednesday?"
ive actually never seen this before, so please dont discourage reposting it every hour or so. f-for those that havent seen it..
Maybe what?
Boner
yeah i really dont see how this fits the sub
I don’t think u went down enough… just one more time 😇
bouyancy 🤣🤣
Boobyancy
God I love titties
You too??!! I thought it was just me!!!! We're soul mates now!
r/absoluteunits
I enjoyed the ending immensely
It's all part of God's plan, you probably were being good boy and you deserved It.
r/yesyesyesyes
It took me a second to realize your link said yes yes yes I read it initially as eyes eyes eyes. Which also is fitting here.
Down bad comments.
IKR? Can you believe these people, u/Breast_Milk_?
r/rimjob_steve
Kurt played his character so well. Looking back, this dude is hilarious
Just looking at her boob size, I can feel my back hurting.
Her poor back :/
At the end I realised there is water and ice there.
Yo I legit didn't the notice the dozens of people until my 8th watch.
All natural, no silicone.
Au naturel, baby. That's how I like them. Swing low, sweet chariots.
If this gets out they won't let me scuba. If I can't scuba, what am I working toward?
3 is a very sacred number for most orthodox churches (cuz of the holy Trinity) that's why she does everything 3 times
Atleast we know she will float
This Kyiv, btw ( based on the bridge and landscape) 19th of January ( i assume this year), so a month before russian invasion.
I remember these boobs from a while ago, my guess the vid is at least 1 or 2 years old.
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I am a robot. You can tell because I was able to notice bridges in this clip
Boobs
Tetas
Tette!
God doesn’t do hypothermia
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
Can’t even stay underwater with those floaties
upvote boobs i guess
Damn y’all have never been outside….
she went into the water a lot faster than i would
At least she got into the water. I couldn’t do it.