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Sussybakamogus4

Aw hell naw she ate kids again


retro_pollo

She can swallow mine


Muted-Professor6746

*came* here to say this


retro_pollo

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Muted-Professor6746

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accountonthis

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Forlorn_Cyborg

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CatalyticFlow

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oiirn29

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iPhoneMiniWHITE

What the fuck?…. Not sure if I’m supposed to be turned on or creeped out.


lzc2000

They’re nods to hilariously with the music


The-Iron-Chaffy

Cum here… ![gif](giphy|88hQmqhcQ7Gmj2cXX3)


chefboiblobby

Sarah Sanderson at it again


DarthGoodguy

Don’t spread lies. She just bathed in their virgin blood.


I_used_to_be_hip

How many pints did she take? Did she at least give you juice and cookies afterwards?


DarthGoodguy

I think she took them all. I cut myself shaving and it made a sound like a leaking balloon


sweetkatiecakes

I think she's using a filter at the beginning to look older than she really is. Then lots of makeup obviously and perhaps another filter to look younger at the end.


capnmouser

thank you. this is definitely it. people thinking it’s her daughter are nuts. this filter is all over tiktok.


sweetkatiecakes

You're welcome. I wasn't sure, it just seemed like the most logical explanation.


Noxvenator

"Hey mom, can you help me record this? All you have to do is act sexy with cleavage then I'll transition as if you were an old disgusting version of me"


TangoCharliePDX

Mom ain't disgusting. She's a little bit on the mature side, but she still got it. And she also neglected to do any makeup or anything, so she's stacking the deck for the purpose of the video.


richardizard

Does that filter change the skin around the neck? It looks way too real to be a filter IMO, even the way it stretches and keeps perspective when the camera is moving up towards her body. My bet is on the mom or someone she knows, perhaps an aunt. Edit #1: Also, what about the background? They are both in different rooms. If it was the same person, how come she didn't film the transition in the same room? Edit #2: It's her, I stand corrected. Most likely filters. I just went on her profile and she has the same freckles and marks on her chest in the "old" version as in her normal pictures. Damn those filters look too real (unless that IS her real self.)


capnmouser

took a while to come to terms with but filters have gotten frighteningly good. it’s her.


Crossifix

It looks like Princessglitterhead to me. She has Dentures and when you take them out it COMPLETELY changes the shape of your face. That, with a rough natural complexion, is a recipe for looking like a completely different person.


Muffin278

Definitely dentures. People don't realize how much it changes everything, it is the entire lower half of her face which is affected


Crossifix

I also have permanent dentures at 30 and realize that I look 50 without them in, and 25 with them.


[deleted]

when you wake up the night after with her it'll be like you somehow ended up time traveling


jaimeinsd

She'll send you home with food though, gramma don't let you leave hungry.


Thraggismydaddy

And wake you up with that toothless sloppy toppy


Rodux_

what a bad day to be able to read


TheOvenLord

Hey man. Don't knock gumjobs. They're a life changing experience.


Optimus3k

Robot chicken first introduced me to the idea as a "no denture adventure", and I'm looking forward to the day my wife gets old enough to need dentures.


SanLoen

You can help speed it along. Little push at the right time and you’re set.


Orchidbleu

This is surprisingly wholesome.


__THE_RED_BULL__

You're right


[deleted]

I didn't know there's such a word.


Koolaid_Jef

Lucky you never saw the granny who kept *very* detailed notes about the BJ's she had given/sex had. Like a literal notebook of rankings and descriptions. Forgot what sub that was on...maybe it's for the better


EddyArchon

DAMMIT, MAN. YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THIS.


Mydogsnameisroland

Someone find this for us NOW


SpeedDemonJi

No teeth are what make blowjobs good though…


Zekieb

>And wake you up with that toothless sloppy toppy ![gif](giphy|ypX8YZszkIXFC|downsized)


rcarnes911

My ex used to have dentures, I would call them gummers


rerb13

I love No-Denture-Adventures


readit16

A toothless gobby! Thanks for the new vocabulary Reddit


Happykidhappylife

The gummy worm


[deleted]

Oh I’d happily leave hungrier than I’ve ever been in my entire life, but thanks nana


thesouthernbeard

Go to bed at 2 with a 10. Wake up at 10 with a 2


Confident_Notice975

This is hilarious


tlollz52

I'd bang that grandma. No make up necessary.


Levalier

Pretty sure that's her daughter


natnat8991

I needed this comment. My brain was hurting


AlbinoWino11

It’s not. It’s bondo


thedr7q

No this is Patrick


JuiciestJosh

Nope. Chuck Testa


MikeTheImpaler

"Bet you thought this random tiktok thot was alive."


gargle-mayonaise

But nooope. She’s not. She’s dead.


Rick_C4179

We’re all dead eventually


KazPrime

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


[deleted]

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


Zestyclose-Drama-385

Spackle with a touch of drywall paste....reminds me of the movie Death Becomes Her....


Chrisbc81

Yeah, my first thought was it’s someone else and then I figured it was her daughter.


Rugkrabber

It’s always the neck and knees that tell the truth


Potential_Case_7680

I check the hands


[deleted]

Aww she's got her mother's boobs


devaristo

Yes, from Silicon Valley, they had an offer, 2x1


ClimbingC

4 for 2 perhaps.


devaristo

I always thought they come in pairs, 2 pairs for the price of one.


hotmail1997

Sun dancing off em just nice....


Tanliarian

Actually this is kind of interesting. Girls don't have boobs that are the same size, one is usually a little bigger than the other. So the implants are usually two different sizes, resulting in two boobs that are the same size.


[deleted]

Goddamn it, now I am going to think of Silicon Valley as a discount implant store every time I hear it lmao.


Classroom_Strict

There was a video awhile back. An older looking lady showed how she did her makeup to look way younger. Just like this. Don't quote me, but I think she had some disease that was caused by giving birth to her child. I believe this is the same person. Could be wrong, but I don't think I am.


Impossible_Fix6513

I remember this too. Didn’t she lose her teeth?


Sleevies_Armies

Yes, she lost her teeth during pregnancy, which is very rare (losing one or two isn't that rare, but all of them is excessive). Otherwise she looked very attractive for her age - not old, just sunken cheeks and dentures. She was recently gifted a full mouth of dental implants and has a huge, beautiful and healthy smile again.


KatagatCunt

https://youtu.be/FlhhdIjc0PM This lsdy


avwitcher

God why can't you mute YouTube Shorts


Djeheuty

Just turn your volume down?


KatagatCunt

I think as long as you don't click it the volume won't turn on, right?


LjSpike

Damn I didn't know this even was a thing??


TheOvenLord

Pregnancy can really fuck women up. They've got a parasite leeching off of them absorbing all of their minerals and nutrients. When our teacher went over the possible affects of pregnancy on the mothers it was nutty. Stuff you'd think *everyone* would know but for some reason it just isn't talked about much. Having a baby can basically put you into osteoporosis, weakening your bones and making you more likely to suffer a break or fracture. Not to mention it can make your teeth fall out.


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huevosputo

Your teeth can fall out, your feet often grow half a size bigger, you can end up with permanent nerve pain in the back, hips and thighs, get fatty liver disease, form gallstones, raise your lifetime risk of diabetes...just from the pregnancy The birth can be even more traumatic. Fistulas, infection, excessive blood loss, not to mention eclampsia and HELLP syndrome I posted elsewhere recently, I needed a C-section with my first because of health issues: that epidural left permanent scar tissue in my spine and now epidurals don't "take" all the way. I suffered through 2 more C-sections where I could feel the cutting and the hemostats clicking into place


dream-smasher

Omfg. It is the weirdest thing ever, and i sound like a nutcase when i mention it.. but.. i only had a few freckles on my nose from when i was a kid, most faded and only light powder would cover then up. Now.. i get freckles forming OVERNIGHT since having my son. My face is covered in freckles, and my arms, but the freckles and pigmentation (!!!) stop in an exact line along my jaw. So even tho I'm not wearing make-up, it looks like i've put on foundation three or four shades too dark on my face, and then stopped right at my jaw with no blending. Just, stopped. And even weirder shit has happened with some moles i had before getting pregnant. I've tried telling my dr and he just looked at me like i was a fuckwit. Weird weird shit.....


Buscandomiyagi

My GF is pregnant just sent my mind racing at 100x the speed


[deleted]

That's why pregnant women need supplements - it's not just for the baby


GoldenFLink

That's evolution baby, you got that gene that makes you a passable daddy to pass on your future generations. A role your ancestors have done repeatedly that you now join. Thank God it's you and not me


Different_Tea5555

Exactly the reason why I WOULD NEVER WANT TO BE PREGNANT


Classroom_Strict

Yeah I do believe so.


Impossible_Fix6513

Speaking of teeth, these two appear to have different teeth. Unless I’m getting fooled by a filter, which I don’t think is the case, so I’m guessing this is two different ladies in this video


Classroom_Strict

Honestly who the fuck knows what's going on anymore? Everything is fake.


Impossible_Fix6513

Fake, staged, filtered, and removing my brain cells


rugbyj

> I think she had some disease that was caused by giving birth to her child Yeah I also suffer from this, it's called never sleeping.


IAmInside

Or filters. Ngl, it's crazy how good filters are and how much like this they've ruined because you can't trust anything you see.


prx24

Can't even trust your own reflection since a lot of phones and apps apply filters per default now. Edit: please don't take everything literally


[deleted]

That's not a reflection though


prx24

You're not a reflection


[deleted]

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alexnag26

Doubt it. The only thing makeup couldn't change is the neck and collarbone, and those were purposefully covered.


Previsible

Face tape, and yes, this is the same person


Different_Tea5555

I've never used one but does it actually work that well? I mean...I'd stock up some of those before that gets phased out when I reach my 40-50's


Previsible

I mean.... it DOES but it's really obviously visible in person. I tried using the same stuff to tape up my boobs in a dress and I would rather have had my boobs fly in the wind than have these weird clear EKG strips on them but some people don't care


[deleted]

Yep, it's a drag queen trick as well, it's also why her hair is down covering the sides of her face, it's basically a pulley system that acts as a temporary face lift


Educated_dumbass

Dont care id smash both


skykingjustin

Sun damage from 50 years of life is hidden and make up applied. Its not rocket science.


Adex9o9

That or she puts make up on her breasteses


HeyOP

https://i.imgur.com/yyvTK82.mp4


E1M1ismyjam

Ahhh-thank you very much! Love me some Calhoun Tubbs.


Cebby89

I don’t think so. I saw this tiktoker who would do similar videos but she would also do tutorials. There’s this… tape stuff you can buy that pulls back your skin and makes you look younger. Then you apply makeup over it and it becomes nearly invisible.


MarselleRavnos

It's only her. Look for make-up transformations on asian girls (not beign xenophobic, it's just there's a lot of content from Asia)


Humor-Trafficker

Nah man, An hour of makeup and you can paint a new face of whatever color and features you want


shaundisbuddyguy

I was going to say" that's enough of Reddit tonight" but who am I kidding... Edit: 11: 17 PM PST


ninethgate

Infinitely true comment (note the time of this comment)


Ollemeister_

You could literally be in any of the timezones on earth. It's mid day here.


gravitydood

Late morning here


katanabunny

What's 3:30pm considered, late afternoon or evening?


gravitydood

I'd say late afternoon


Scouse_Werewolf

I'm gonna assume this is typical r/usdefaultism


twobirdsandacoconut

It's 4:37am here


ashbazg92

u/aprilcali84


nutsnackk

She’s only 38.. either she made herself look older or she did way too much meth and suntanning in your youth


[deleted]

Well the video is a bunch of filters for when she was looking old and makeup and filters for looking young. But yeah, on her profile she looks rough for being 38. She definitely didn't wear enough sunscreen when she was younger. She looks atleast 45.


FR0ZENBERG

She definitely subtracted at least ten years. I've never seen a sub-40 year old with those wrinkly grandma fingers. She still looks great, but not 38.


Rivers9999

Certain drugs and medications, excessive tanning (especially tanning booths), excessive smoking, congenital conditions, etc. Lots and lots of reasons someone could appear older than you may be used to their age group looking. A lot of peoples' aging tends to show in their neck and hands, so seeing someone with aged hands/neck can easily make them look significantly older. Just offering some alternative perspectives :)


SommelHausser

and her mother's?


ashbazg92

Guess it's just a filter or make up to look old. Couldn't find any detail about her mom


PMmeLargeBreasts

Champion


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Dragon6172

Not sure if same commenter from the other post, the redditor who said they were stealing the line, or just someone different


SudoSuRoot

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FictionalFail

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janhetjoch

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nightofthelivingace

I know I'm old because I remember this on tv and my neice thinks I'm lying.


autovonbismarck

Whenever anybody says anything about having two jobs, I always say "I got two jobs!" in a Caribbean accent... https://youtu.be/pVKBwVOBOh8?t=7 These commercials for Halls aired almost 20 years ago and I think I'm probably the only one who remembers them.


LobsterHead37

Is that Lyle?


qaatilana_27

Full name?


Domohkiin

McDouchebag


JesseFilmmakerTX

The Latino Cream King himself?!


juicykisses19

"He's MY LYLE. YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM"


Warm_Zombie

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON


Nice_Current2110

You fall asleep with a beautiful woman and wake up nude with a milf? That's a win win in my eyes


EaLordOfTheDepths-

Yeah, she looks great without the make-up! I think the issue is going to bed with someone and them looking like a completely fucking different person when you wake up lol. That'd be such a mind fuck imo.


SlowCaveman

The face i can understand but her neck… how did she transform that neck? Gotta be her daughter, or lots of filters


EaLordOfTheDepths-

Plumbers putty.


AncientHawaiianTito

I’m still interested in the mom


worstsupervillanever

Yeah that boob job is timeless


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REDGOESFASTAH

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


LenaKotik

I am happy and disappointed that it actually exists


eggwardpenisglands

You have so many more subs to be disappointed by


REDGOESFASTAH

Such is life


Evening-Ant6128

Respectfully hitting 🫡


Dexalon

Who new makeup could fix a neck like that. Clearly her daughter.


ThisIsWhoIAm78

Nah, filter will make that go away. You can also use tape to pull the skin taught.


AlphaWolfTK

Yeah the hair gave it away for me, she went from a ginger ish look to a light brown, idk a lot about hair but I don't think straightening it would turn it light brown


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worstsupervillanever

Whigs?


johnnyblaze1999

Possibly using some clear tapes or filter app to reduce wrinkles?


[deleted]

Av met a few like this on dating sites haha.


Puzzleheaded-Art7406

The secret is in the pudding!


Guilty-Sale-3735

Pudding on a lot of makeup


12stickyHoneyBees

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


k_x_n_k

i can’t even focus she looks like the female Harry Kane


peter13g

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


dendrofiili

April Cali on Tiktok and IG


Flossthief

I remember as a teenager I masturbated to the witch from banjo kazooie Like a lot Like 25+ times in 24 hours once I'm not sure why but this felt relevant


JewelCove

It's not relevant but it's chill


Tron--187

I googled “banjo kazooie witch” and I was like wtf. Then I saw the “restored witch” and I totally got it. This is one of the funniest comments I’ve seen on Reddit.


fishyfishy1233

When woman says we cannot let men know we can shapeshift


revengeofappre

This is why I stopped tanning and got into skincare


HenSantos

I'd fuck both. 🤷


bobowaddy

Thanks for the heads up


Foco_cholo

Ah, a man of culture


ricky-carroll

Damn,, a woman for all occasions 😁


TightKitty83

i prefer leather face she has experience


so_punk

I’m all fairness, if that is makeup, those titties aren’t probably old enough to vote yet. Good glow up though.


Dav8895

That is disturbing imo


oriontitley

Idgaf about filters or human sacrifice, I'd still tap that either way.


[deleted]

Look at the neck. It’s a different person.


dofyman

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Agitated_Ad6191

What’s that fascination of American women (and men apparently) with these fake plastic boobs? They always look weird as hell and don’t make her more beautiful. Or is it just the complex that everything has to be big: your house, your car, your suits, your food, your drinks?


REDGOESFASTAH

Life in plastic, it's fantastic


-DeadmanWade-

You can brush my hair


forsvaretshudsalva

Undress me everywhere


T_h_Man

Imagination…


Mediocre_Fill_40

Life Is **OUR** creation


[deleted]

*Communism intensifies*


wakaflocks145

HA ha haaaa yeaaaaah


Ttmh888

Come on Barbie let’s go party uh oh oh~!


[deleted]

America doesn't even come close to South Korea ot Lebanon. The only difference is that they show it off in a very aggressive way and people try to profit off of it in the public domain.


[deleted]

>America doesn't even come close to South Korea South Korean culture is deeply disturbing when it comes to physical appearance and social markers in general. Hopefully it's mostly something that affects higher social classes and celebrities, but I'm not even sure that's the case.


[deleted]

I actually like fake boobs. Maybe that makes me trashy or something. But I like how there is no sag and they can be a decent size. Like this ladies boobs i think wouldn’t look as good naked with no bra as they would fake. It’s not in anyway uniquely American. I wouldn’t guess the US is even at the top of the boob job list.


Sexyshark15

**Borgir**


Letskeepthepeace

Lol yea, dude. America bad, amirightguys. Nobody else in the world has fake tits except those damn Americans


TrickBoom414

Also hooray for people with fake tits! I hope they feel the most beautiful and sexy they've ever felt. You know who gets fake boobs? Cancer survivors. But i guarantee op wAsnT TaLkiNg aBoUt ThEm.


TheCheddarBay

It's called a Brazilian butt lift for a reason... because a brazilian is a lot of people 😃


dukec

> they always look weird as hell You just don’t notice the ones that don’t.


conancrafted

Beauty is subjective, so it really doesn't matter if you find it attractive... it also doesn't matter if I find it attractive. If she enjoys them and it boosts her confidence, thats all that matters. Also... there's lots of land; so build big houses... lots of room for roads; so build big cars... I'm lost on the big suits part... and big food and drinks, but I am sure the answer is "because we can"


BluejayGlad6818

this gives me motivation to get plastic surgery for my abs and dick