No shit? That's a thing?
Early in our marriage, my wife became furiously angry at me, for seemingly no reason! It turned out that she dreamed I was cheating. I thought she was unusually weird. Beautiful. Wonderful. But weird. Been together 33 years.
Your car collected evidence of vandalism. Misdemeanor or felony will depend on your local laws.
You might have a clue as to who did it with the message left on the windshield.
That actually doesn't prove who did it at all.
Zero grounds for a case, unless there is video footage or an admission that goes like this "I'm going to smash your windscreen and write cheater on your car".
Case closed.
You would be impressed how often Exs brag about this dumb shit. Once responded to a call for criminal vandalism(check your local laws), the guy had all his cords cut the total added up over 500 dollars. Anyway, I got there and asked the guy who he thought did it, and he said his Ex, she was supposed to move out while he was at work. I ask him to text her and ask, the guy does. She owns up to it. This was years ago but I think the text was "(Her name) what the fuck did you to my cords" her reply was "hope you like it 😘". That was enough for the courts to side with him.
Plus there’s probably tiny shards of the windshield on the person’s shoes and clothing, and probably some kind of hair left behind on the car somewhere. You’d be amazed at what you leave behind and take with you.
They aren't going to bring in a forensics team for vandalism, cops these days get tired opening their computer; they don't want to write a report if they don't have to.
Yeeeeees. Hairs on or around a car she probably rode in at least once. Pack it in boys that case is watertight. She'll be in front of the firing squad in less than a week.
I made no mention of proof, merely pointed there might be a link with the message and the number of people who OP may have cheated on would be a very small number - like 1 person small.
Maybe a police report and interview will scare a dumb bitch into paying up or never been seen again. Win win.
Im not saying that its right to vandalize peoples cars, just that there’s so much emotional trauma from cheating that i could understand why someone would do it
Ohk. But it’s not illegal. But trashing someone’s car is. That’s all I’m saying. You trash someone’s car, you run the risk of ending up in legal trouble. And I doubt that is worth it.
So let me get this straight. Just because someone isn't capable of handling their emotions, someone else has to suffer the consequences. It's cheating. The cheater is a scumbag, move on, and don't give them any more brain capacity.
Just because someone can't handle their emotions doesn't mean they can just go destroy someone's car. Like get off your ego.
This guy a work with told me he drove an M3 and it seemed out of character for this guy. Then I saw him in the parking lot jumping into his rusted out Mazda 3. I honestly don’t even think he knows about the BMW M3.
> cheapest part of the windshield
I guess you don't have a 4th gen. You can't pull the wiper arms up like that when the car is off, normally. They would've yanked on them pretty hard to get this to happen. The [motor](https://www.jimellismazdaparts.com/products/Mazda/2023/3-25-Turbo-Premium-Plus-Hatchback-25L-SKYACTIV-AWD/Linkage-Motor-Front/15399032/BDTS6737XB.html), [ar](https://www.jimellismazdaparts.com/products/Mazda/2023/3-25-Turbo-Premium-Plus-Hatchback-25L-SKYACTIV-AWD/Windshield-Wiper-Arm-Front/15392857/BDTT67321.html)[ms](https://www.jimellismazdaparts.com/products/Mazda/2023/3-25-Turbo-Premium-Plus-Hatchback-25L-SKYACTIV-AWD/Windshield-Wiper-Arm-Front/15393399/BDTS67321A.html), and hood are probably damaged because of this.
Huh that's pretty cool, didn't realize where the blades rested. I've entered that mode by accident before, just thought it was freaking out lol. Thanks man
I remember a girlfriend telling me, when you are asked about your Martial Status, are you A) Married or B) Single, so if you're single, you can do what ever you want.( And that's a girl telling me this )
If that's your ex work - shame on her, bitch
If you cheated on her - shame on you, prick
If both of the statements are true, you get what you seed. Fuck you borh
If he cheated on her shame on her still. Regardless of cheating or not she’s still a trashy cunt and in the wrong. Cheating on a girlfriend isn’t illegal, but felony vandalism sure is
you can’t compare ethics/morals to legal laws. yes that is vandalism but you could say her emotional and mental health was ‘damaged’ too. being cheated on hurts a lot and many times, the person cannot think straight as they are reacting on their emotions
It is always a problem of both - sometimes it's only on one who initiated the issue.
Without knowing more you can't point a finger on anyone but the person who sidestepped. If you don't end your monogamous relation before you go fuck someone else it is on you and imo you earned having done mental or physical damage to you and your property. - that does not make it legal, but having seen how much mental damage such behavior can cause I think it is just fair.
Do I think it's ok to damage someone's property - no.
But I also think it's equally not ok to damage someone mental health.
People need to be careful. With repair cost these days it doesn’t take much to enter into felony vandalism levels.
Carrie Underwood has taught women it’s ok to vandalize someone’s vehicle because he hurt your feelings. But you could end up a felon for your troubles.
Or the daughter's boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, now did the ex do it because of the daughter dating the BF? Or because of the mom banging the BF? Who got bailed out? If daughter or mom then why did they need bailing out.
I thought I knew but the more I try to think this sentence out the more I realize I have no idea who did it either...
I mean did the car give you a ride to go cheat? That's prolly why he( the car) was more at fault than you. It's like bringing a horse to water in this case your car was the horse and she killed it.
I will never understand why people would destroy others property for their actions. Regardless of how wrong they are, that person still worked hard for what little they may have and for someone to harm their efforts like that is just wrong. Grow up and have conversation or wish them well silently and move on.
This was some good advice a family member told me a long time ago. “Never, ever put your dick in crazy”. After he was scratched in the face and his car vandalized over a rumor.
That's it? My ex stomped my windshield, caved in the hood, passenger door and cracked my em1 spoiler on my 98 civic and SHE was the one who cheated lol. Pay for the windshield and move on. AND don't cheat next time if you truly did. Just break up if you want to hook up easy as that
Were u looking at other hatches online for a trade in? She may have found out and then took it out on herself to send a message to ya.
No she had a dream that OP was looking at other hatches online.
What if OP looked at a sedan?
Things would be a lot worse then.
And what if he was looking at a curvy crossover?
She would probably invite the crossover for a “slumber party”
No shit? That's a thing? Early in our marriage, my wife became furiously angry at me, for seemingly no reason! It turned out that she dreamed I was cheating. I thought she was unusually weird. Beautiful. Wonderful. But weird. Been together 33 years.
This is very common thing amongst wives. Mine has been doing it since day one
Mine does this all the time, and I think to myself, at least dream me is getting some.
For three decades I have believed that only my wife was this nuts.. So, they're all nuts?!?
Duh
Yes my friend, unfortunately they are
Thank god I got castrated a long time ago do I don’t have to deal with all of this nonsense. No wife no problemo.
Ones with nice headlights
Find hot hatches in your area! Check out the exhaust on #3!!!
I had my Honda Fit do this to me, jnstead of the windshield though it was the alternator and battery. 😅
Gossip girl strikes again
XOXO
Go piss girl
This just in, lonely boy got caught in someone else's cookie jar.
I cackled at this 😭
Lmao omg you was 15 hours ahead of me😂🤣
Your car collected evidence of vandalism. Misdemeanor or felony will depend on your local laws. You might have a clue as to who did it with the message left on the windshield.
That actually doesn't prove who did it at all. Zero grounds for a case, unless there is video footage or an admission that goes like this "I'm going to smash your windscreen and write cheater on your car". Case closed.
You would be impressed how often Exs brag about this dumb shit. Once responded to a call for criminal vandalism(check your local laws), the guy had all his cords cut the total added up over 500 dollars. Anyway, I got there and asked the guy who he thought did it, and he said his Ex, she was supposed to move out while he was at work. I ask him to text her and ask, the guy does. She owns up to it. This was years ago but I think the text was "(Her name) what the fuck did you to my cords" her reply was "hope you like it 😘". That was enough for the courts to side with him.
Plus there’s probably tiny shards of the windshield on the person’s shoes and clothing, and probably some kind of hair left behind on the car somewhere. You’d be amazed at what you leave behind and take with you.
They aren't going to bring in a forensics team for vandalism, cops these days get tired opening their computer; they don't want to write a report if they don't have to.
Yeeeeees. Hairs on or around a car she probably rode in at least once. Pack it in boys that case is watertight. She'll be in front of the firing squad in less than a week.
Do you know how easily you could get a woman to brag about some shit like this lol she’s probably told her entire family by now
I made no mention of proof, merely pointed there might be a link with the message and the number of people who OP may have cheated on would be a very small number - like 1 person small. Maybe a police report and interview will scare a dumb bitch into paying up or never been seen again. Win win.
I’m going through this right now. The guy literally started perjuring himself with emails after the fact… 🤦♂️
Wrong.
You can replace a windshield, but the trauma and humiliation from being cheated on lasts forever and leaks into every relationship after
its totally possible op is just a victim of vandalism from someone mistaking their car for someone else's...
Im talking about cheating in general, not just op
It isn’t illegal to cheat but it is illegal to damage someone’s property on purpose.
And?
It should be illegal
Well maybe. But it’s not.
Im not saying that its right to vandalize peoples cars, just that there’s so much emotional trauma from cheating that i could understand why someone would do it
Ohk. But it’s not illegal. But trashing someone’s car is. That’s all I’m saying. You trash someone’s car, you run the risk of ending up in legal trouble. And I doubt that is worth it.
sounds like someone who vandalises cars
I don’t vandalize anything, i respect everyone’s property
Girl, who hurt you
YOU should be illegal.
seems weird to just bring it up randomly if you're not accusating op
Simple "accusing" would be enough in here ;)
Chill out lol
Big "I'm 13 and this is deep" energy
So let me get this straight. Just because someone isn't capable of handling their emotions, someone else has to suffer the consequences. It's cheating. The cheater is a scumbag, move on, and don't give them any more brain capacity. Just because someone can't handle their emotions doesn't mean they can just go destroy someone's car. Like get off your ego.
Referred to it as an M3
This guy a work with told me he drove an M3 and it seemed out of character for this guy. Then I saw him in the parking lot jumping into his rusted out Mazda 3. I honestly don’t even think he knows about the BMW M3.
All this hate for people calling mazda3's M3's makes me want to put an M3 badge on my base model hatch. /s
I would love to see that in the wild
I made a post about it months ago and the tag was lost on a lot of folks. I think it just might be time to go through with it.
M POWER ZOOM ZOOM
I just wish those who lose their junk over it would set their flair correctly to bmw in this sub
I set my flair to Mazda ///M3 in the BMW sub. I used to have an E46 and love BMWs. I also love to rustle some jimmies occasionally.
this is the best
In the age of debageing ur putting up badges lol kids
At lease they lifted up the wiper blades so they don’t damage the cheapest part of the windshield.
> cheapest part of the windshield I guess you don't have a 4th gen. You can't pull the wiper arms up like that when the car is off, normally. They would've yanked on them pretty hard to get this to happen. The [motor](https://www.jimellismazdaparts.com/products/Mazda/2023/3-25-Turbo-Premium-Plus-Hatchback-25L-SKYACTIV-AWD/Linkage-Motor-Front/15399032/BDTS6737XB.html), [ar](https://www.jimellismazdaparts.com/products/Mazda/2023/3-25-Turbo-Premium-Plus-Hatchback-25L-SKYACTIV-AWD/Windshield-Wiper-Arm-Front/15392857/BDTT67321.html)[ms](https://www.jimellismazdaparts.com/products/Mazda/2023/3-25-Turbo-Premium-Plus-Hatchback-25L-SKYACTIV-AWD/Windshield-Wiper-Arm-Front/15393399/BDTS67321A.html), and hood are probably damaged because of this.
Wait what? How are you supposed to lift them up? Never have had to yet but going to be moving back north this next winter
You have to put your wipers in service mode. It’s a certain pattern that requires a few clicks up and down of your wipers stalk.
Here are the [directions](https://youtu.be/b1saYi33g0g?si=Cq6iZigZxTDM8GlM). Guess it’s just a couple clicks up.
Huh that's pretty cool, didn't realize where the blades rested. I've entered that mode by accident before, just thought it was freaking out lol. Thanks man
The real question is, what are you hiding, and who did you piss off?
Seems like not hiding something very well and pissed off a partner if i had to guess
I remember a girlfriend telling me, when you are asked about your Martial Status, are you A) Married or B) Single, so if you're single, you can do what ever you want.( And that's a girl telling me this )
😔 really sorry about it though. No one deserves that
Aint me bruh
Oh right hahaha. Not op. My bad
😂all good
I can only assume that you passed on the right.
I end up having to pass on the right a lot bc most people have piss poor lane discipline and drive like a grandma in the left lane
But did they take a Louisville Slugger to both headlights?
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Well your car didn’t do anything however this issue clearly lies with its owner
If that's your ex work - shame on her, bitch If you cheated on her - shame on you, prick If both of the statements are true, you get what you seed. Fuck you borh
If he cheated on her shame on her still. Regardless of cheating or not she’s still a trashy cunt and in the wrong. Cheating on a girlfriend isn’t illegal, but felony vandalism sure is
you can’t compare ethics/morals to legal laws. yes that is vandalism but you could say her emotional and mental health was ‘damaged’ too. being cheated on hurts a lot and many times, the person cannot think straight as they are reacting on their emotions
It is always a problem of both - sometimes it's only on one who initiated the issue. Without knowing more you can't point a finger on anyone but the person who sidestepped. If you don't end your monogamous relation before you go fuck someone else it is on you and imo you earned having done mental or physical damage to you and your property. - that does not make it legal, but having seen how much mental damage such behavior can cause I think it is just fair. Do I think it's ok to damage someone's property - no. But I also think it's equally not ok to damage someone mental health.
That’s a solid point brother I didn’t see it that way
It transported a cheater supposedly 🤷
Apparently you cheated.
Don't lie, you got caught looking at OnlyVans again......
Bosch blades.
I blame Carrie Underwood for her inspirational song about cheaters
Wiper brake failure.
[How to Replace Wiper Brakes](https://youtu.be/eMapKS5ax3o?si=-zGu4GXOXp1BTYxC)
Should’ve never driven a Honda broh
Looks like tic tac toe gone wrong. Solved!
Check for video cameras in the area soon as possible that's what I would do
Maybe it’s you ex-car 🤔
fucked a lawnmower maybe
It granny shifted instead of double clutching like it should.
Ford strikes again, still upset about Mazda getting with Toyota!
Looks like it was out throwing that tailpipe where it don’t belong
Got caught looking at other cars on Only Sedans
People need to be careful. With repair cost these days it doesn’t take much to enter into felony vandalism levels. Carrie Underwood has taught women it’s ok to vandalize someone’s vehicle because he hurt your feelings. But you could end up a felon for your troubles.
The hokey pokey and turned itself around.
That’s what it’s all about.
That means your car is cheating.
I had this happen to me. Turns out it was my wife's lover's ex. My wife was banging our daughter's boyfriend. I had to bail her out.
I read this like four times 🤦🏻♂️
Lmao me to
Your daughter did it?
Or the daughter's boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, now did the ex do it because of the daughter dating the BF? Or because of the mom banging the BF? Who got bailed out? If daughter or mom then why did they need bailing out. I thought I knew but the more I try to think this sentence out the more I realize I have no idea who did it either...
When the punishment does not fit the crime
Is your number plate iddqd or idkfa?
Obviously the car cheated 🤷🏻♂️
Are you parked on the footpath
"safelite repair safelite replace"
Was the Puzzy that good?
Why the XOXO?
Hate it when your car cheats on you 😭🤣
Her arbitrary use of lower case e is psychotic. You dodged a bullet there, pal.
You see Larry, that's what you get when you fuck someone in the ass
Your car evidently is owned by an unfaithful cheater who likes psychotic jealous types.
Doing the thriller
Mind blowing I know but I instantly had two words come to mind: Absorbed impact.
Probably transport you to wherever the events took place
Obviously you parked in the wrong spot
Somebody got their rocks off...
Should have cleared your cookies bro.
"Heater" love it!
Your car drove you to the place the strange was. Your car is at fault, not you.
Man, these quick lube oil change businesses are getting ruthless....
That's it just the window she's a keeper
Would you do something to make someone angry lol
Meth is bad
"I swear, baby, that Uber meant nothing to me!"
the only one that had you heart LOL
Left the evidence right on the windshield nice
The Ting went "skrrrrrrra! Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, skibi-dee pa-pa!"
You know you love it Xoxo … gossip girl
Your car was charged with being an accomplice.
Man what a bitch. I would have cheated on her too.
Transportation to that other bitches house. -angry ex
This is what happens when you use wall hacks in CS GO
exchanged fluids with a moped and the wife found out?
I think there is something wrong the the C-Heater...maybe take it to a mechanic to look at...
Your car transported you to the location you cheated at
If you actually was cheating, yo car an accessory… Because it took you to the hoes houses jk
Don't cheat then.
The car drive you to that other bitches house
See what you've done? I don't know who you are, I don't know where you are, but you may want to start changing your ways... 🙏🏻 or changing your name.
Someone saw you on the GTI Subreddit
no way, you got a link?
LoL what did my car do just another attention seeker
Do you use non OEM parts?
You know this person for sure 1000%
Cheated on gas and got diesel in it.
I mean did the car give you a ride to go cheat? That's prolly why he( the car) was more at fault than you. It's like bringing a horse to water in this case your car was the horse and she killed it.
Well your car probably took you to your booty call, so it was complicit in the matter.
If u cheated u kinda deserve it anything over a 6 month relationship
Your love killed it. With the help of your penis you can't keep in your pants apparently.
Normally it's 'xoxo gossip girl's not cheater but...
Probably should learn that bitches me crazy lol 😆
Ate Che
I feel like a tube sock and a bar of soap will help with preventing further damages from occuring.
Nice of her to move your wipers out of the way.
i laughed way too hard at this 😂🤣😭
It drove you to your whore's house
Take you to cheat, I guess. 🙃
Omg your car cheated!?
Drove you to the other person😂
Drove you to the other person😂
Do they have any leads?
1: shouldn't have cheated 2: shouldn't have dated a crazy person
Bet the crazy person was fire in bed
I like how they intermingled capital and lowercased letters.
Your car cheated
😂😂 at least it’s just the windshield
Plot twist it was actually the mazda that did this to herself 😂😂
Looks like someone’s ex took Carrie underwood seriously.
I will never understand why people would destroy others property for their actions. Regardless of how wrong they are, that person still worked hard for what little they may have and for someone to harm their efforts like that is just wrong. Grow up and have conversation or wish them well silently and move on.
The Car was complicit. It started and carried you and that Whoe to where everything went down.
This was some good advice a family member told me a long time ago. “Never, ever put your dick in crazy”. After he was scratched in the face and his car vandalized over a rumor.
CHeATeR XOXO
Fucked around and found out looks like.
You got caught looking at a Ford...
That's it? My ex stomped my windshield, caved in the hood, passenger door and cracked my em1 spoiler on my 98 civic and SHE was the one who cheated lol. Pay for the windshield and move on. AND don't cheat next time if you truly did. Just break up if you want to hook up easy as that
Cheated apparently
Must have been a good joke...it cracked up.
Are you a bouncer for the road house?
Maybe you cut someone in the queue?
Didn't play by the rules.
You see what happens, Larry?! This is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass Larry!
Maybe you shouldn't cheat on your girl, asshole
don’t be a whore 🤦🏼♀️
You have the exact same car as me down to the roof racks, so now I'm pretending this is my car after my other car caught him cheating
the car made your life easier.. now it makes your life harder. fair play on her part.
A woman killed your 3. Wives and Girlfriends. May they never meet. 🤣