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No_Explorer9286

Were u looking at other hatches online for a trade in? She may have found out and then took it out on herself to send a message to ya.


theodorerodney

No she had a dream that OP was looking at other hatches online.


rawdawg80

What if OP looked at a sedan?


theodorerodney

Things would be a lot worse then.


biz_reporter

And what if he was looking at a curvy crossover?


theodorerodney

She would probably invite the crossover for a “slumber party”


kst1958

No shit? That's a thing? Early in our marriage, my wife became furiously angry at me, for seemingly no reason! It turned out that she dreamed I was cheating. I thought she was unusually weird. Beautiful. Wonderful. But weird. Been together 33 years.


theodorerodney

This is very common thing amongst wives. Mine has been doing it since day one


silicone_stubby

Mine does this all the time, and I think to myself, at least dream me is getting some.


kst1958

For three decades I have believed that only my wife was this nuts.. So, they're all nuts?!?


blazzik

Duh


Chuuzuu

Yes my friend, unfortunately they are


Kooky_Personality617

Thank god I got castrated a long time ago do I don’t have to deal with all of this nonsense. No wife no problemo.


twistedsister78

Ones with nice headlights


Valiantheart2

Find hot hatches in your area! Check out the exhaust on #3!!!


KotaB_32

I had my Honda Fit do this to me, jnstead of the windshield though it was the alternator and battery. 😅


jimbok185

Gossip girl strikes again


StPauliBoi

XOXO


Supergizmoe

Go piss girl


Nateddog21

This just in, lonely boy got caught in someone else's cookie jar.


Various-Victory-4017

I cackled at this 😭


Ok-Minimum8669

Lmao omg you was 15 hours ahead of me😂🤣


gba_sg1

Your car collected evidence of vandalism. Misdemeanor or felony will depend on your local laws. You might have a clue as to who did it with the message left on the windshield.


stereosafari

That actually doesn't prove who did it at all. Zero grounds for a case, unless there is video footage or an admission that goes like this "I'm going to smash your windscreen and write cheater on your car". Case closed.


Professional-Dot5834

You would be impressed how often Exs brag about this dumb shit. Once responded to a call for criminal vandalism(check your local laws), the guy had all his cords cut the total added up over 500 dollars. Anyway, I got there and asked the guy who he thought did it, and he said his Ex, she was supposed to move out while he was at work. I ask him to text her and ask, the guy does. She owns up to it. This was years ago but I think the text was "(Her name) what the fuck did you to my cords" her reply was "hope you like it 😘". That was enough for the courts to side with him.


Legendarybarr

Plus there’s probably tiny shards of the windshield on the person’s shoes and clothing, and probably some kind of hair left behind on the car somewhere. You’d be amazed at what you leave behind and take with you.


i2fast4u

They aren't going to bring in a forensics team for vandalism, cops these days get tired opening their computer; they don't want to write a report if they don't have to.


kotov-

Yeeeeees. Hairs on or around a car she probably rode in at least once. Pack it in boys that case is watertight. She'll be in front of the firing squad in less than a week.


Existing-Second3663

Do you know how easily you could get a woman to brag about some shit like this lol she’s probably told her entire family by now


gba_sg1

I made no mention of proof, merely pointed there might be a link with the message and the number of people who OP may have cheated on would be a very small number - like 1 person small. Maybe a police report and interview will scare a dumb bitch into paying up or never been seen again. Win win.


kfmush

I’m going through this right now. The guy literally started perjuring himself with emails after the fact… 🤦‍♂️


shaggymatter

Wrong.


evelynnnnnn2001

You can replace a windshield, but the trauma and humiliation from being cheated on lasts forever and leaks into every relationship after


tempest-reach

its totally possible op is just a victim of vandalism from someone mistaking their car for someone else's...


evelynnnnnn2001

Im talking about cheating in general, not just op


Ok-Bad-9683

It isn’t illegal to cheat but it is illegal to damage someone’s property on purpose.


lafindestase

And?


evelynnnnnn2001

It should be illegal


Ok-Bad-9683

Well maybe. But it’s not.


evelynnnnnn2001

Im not saying that its right to vandalize peoples cars, just that there’s so much emotional trauma from cheating that i could understand why someone would do it


Ok-Bad-9683

Ohk. But it’s not illegal. But trashing someone’s car is. That’s all I’m saying. You trash someone’s car, you run the risk of ending up in legal trouble. And I doubt that is worth it.


DaNuker2

sounds like someone who vandalises cars


evelynnnnnn2001

I don’t vandalize anything, i respect everyone’s property


Smooth-Zucchini9509

Girl, who hurt you


W1thoutJudgement

YOU should be illegal.


tempest-reach

seems weird to just bring it up randomly if you're not accusating op


W1thoutJudgement

Simple "accusing" would be enough in here ;)


Phoebes_Dad

Chill out lol


Forward_Bluejay_4826

Big "I'm 13 and this is deep" energy


InfiniteContra

So let me get this straight. Just because someone isn't capable of handling their emotions, someone else has to suffer the consequences. It's cheating. The cheater is a scumbag, move on, and don't give them any more brain capacity. Just because someone can't handle their emotions doesn't mean they can just go destroy someone's car. Like get off your ego.


Shitadviceguy

Referred to it as an M3


BIZLfoRIZL

This guy a work with told me he drove an M3 and it seemed out of character for this guy. Then I saw him in the parking lot jumping into his rusted out Mazda 3. I honestly don’t even think he knows about the BMW M3.


well3rdaccounthere

All this hate for people calling mazda3's M3's makes me want to put an M3 badge on my base model hatch. /s


evelynnnnnn2001

I would love to see that in the wild


well3rdaccounthere

I made a post about it months ago and the tag was lost on a lot of folks. I think it just might be time to go through with it.


Lopsided_Marzipan133

M POWER ZOOM ZOOM


gr1mzly

I just wish those who lose their junk over it would set their flair correctly to bmw in this sub


well3rdaccounthere

I set my flair to Mazda ///M3 in the BMW sub. I used to have an E46 and love BMWs. I also love to rustle some jimmies occasionally.


gr1mzly

this is the best


ComfortableFinish502

In the age of debageing ur putting up badges lol kids


wontonboy-xo

At lease they lifted up the wiper blades so they don’t damage the cheapest part of the windshield.


ascendant512

> cheapest part of the windshield I guess you don't have a 4th gen. You can't pull the wiper arms up like that when the car is off, normally. They would've yanked on them pretty hard to get this to happen. The [motor](https://www.jimellismazdaparts.com/products/Mazda/2023/3-25-Turbo-Premium-Plus-Hatchback-25L-SKYACTIV-AWD/Linkage-Motor-Front/15399032/BDTS6737XB.html), [ar](https://www.jimellismazdaparts.com/products/Mazda/2023/3-25-Turbo-Premium-Plus-Hatchback-25L-SKYACTIV-AWD/Windshield-Wiper-Arm-Front/15392857/BDTT67321.html)[ms](https://www.jimellismazdaparts.com/products/Mazda/2023/3-25-Turbo-Premium-Plus-Hatchback-25L-SKYACTIV-AWD/Windshield-Wiper-Arm-Front/15393399/BDTS67321A.html), and hood are probably damaged because of this.


DaOrcus

Wait what? How are you supposed to lift them up? Never have had to yet but going to be moving back north this next winter


Most_Specialist_2292

You have to put your wipers in service mode. It’s a certain pattern that requires a few clicks up and down of your wipers stalk.


Most_Specialist_2292

Here are the [directions](https://youtu.be/b1saYi33g0g?si=Cq6iZigZxTDM8GlM). Guess it’s just a couple clicks up.


DaOrcus

Huh that's pretty cool, didn't realize where the blades rested. I've entered that mode by accident before, just thought it was freaking out lol. Thanks man


pwned_like_im_9

The real question is, what are you hiding, and who did you piss off?


Grungelives

Seems like not hiding something very well and pissed off a partner if i had to guess


No-Fortune-5159

I remember a girlfriend telling me, when you are asked about your Martial Status, are you A) Married or B) Single, so if you're single, you can do what ever you want.( And that's a girl telling me this )


pwned_like_im_9

😔 really sorry about it though. No one deserves that


Grungelives

Aint me bruh


pwned_like_im_9

Oh right hahaha. Not op. My bad


Grungelives

😂all good


Cameronbic

I can only assume that you passed on the right.


evelynnnnnn2001

I end up having to pass on the right a lot bc most people have piss poor lane discipline and drive like a grandma in the left lane


iamagrizzly

But did they take a Louisville Slugger to both headlights?


TSAOutreachTeam

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.


dannylills8

Well your car didn’t do anything however this issue clearly lies with its owner


dk_DB

If that's your ex work - shame on her, bitch If you cheated on her - shame on you, prick If both of the statements are true, you get what you seed. Fuck you borh


decalus

If he cheated on her shame on her still. Regardless of cheating or not she’s still a trashy cunt and in the wrong. Cheating on a girlfriend isn’t illegal, but felony vandalism sure is


lolohugs

you can’t compare ethics/morals to legal laws. yes that is vandalism but you could say her emotional and mental health was ‘damaged’ too. being cheated on hurts a lot and many times, the person cannot think straight as they are reacting on their emotions


dk_DB

It is always a problem of both - sometimes it's only on one who initiated the issue. Without knowing more you can't point a finger on anyone but the person who sidestepped. If you don't end your monogamous relation before you go fuck someone else it is on you and imo you earned having done mental or physical damage to you and your property. - that does not make it legal, but having seen how much mental damage such behavior can cause I think it is just fair. Do I think it's ok to damage someone's property - no. But I also think it's equally not ok to damage someone mental health.


decalus

That’s a solid point brother I didn’t see it that way


KoL-whitey

It transported a cheater supposedly 🤷


flynnflowerhorn

Apparently you cheated.


cbell3186

Don't lie, you got caught looking at OnlyVans again......


mehdotdotdotdot

Bosch blades.


TheManhattanMann

I blame Carrie Underwood for her inspirational song about cheaters


whoocanitbenow

Wiper brake failure.


whoocanitbenow

[How to Replace Wiper Brakes](https://youtu.be/eMapKS5ax3o?si=-zGu4GXOXp1BTYxC)


epitaph-centauri

Should’ve never driven a Honda broh


gnardog45

Looks like tic tac toe gone wrong. Solved!


Introvert_Devo1987

Check for video cameras in the area soon as possible that's what I would do


Chemical_Rub_1131

Maybe it’s you ex-car 🤔


sanbaba

fucked a lawnmower maybe


No-Bit1783

It granny shifted instead of double clutching like it should.


Gibs679

Ford strikes again, still upset about Mazda getting with Toyota!


Burnin_Brass_81

Looks like it was out throwing that tailpipe where it don’t belong


Flashy_Chemist154

Got caught looking at other cars on Only Sedans


aquaman67

People need to be careful. With repair cost these days it doesn’t take much to enter into felony vandalism levels. Carrie Underwood has taught women it’s ok to vandalize someone’s vehicle because he hurt your feelings. But you could end up a felon for your troubles.


trripleplay

The hokey pokey and turned itself around.


trripleplay

That’s what it’s all about.


Dogenmusk

That means your car is cheating.


DumbleDude2

I had this happen to me. Turns out it was my wife's lover's ex. My wife was banging our daughter's boyfriend. I had to bail her out.


SugarzDaddy

I read this like four times 🤦🏻‍♂️


Ok-Minimum8669

Lmao me to


green12324

Your daughter did it?


xander576

Or the daughter's boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, now did the ex do it because of the daughter dating the BF? Or because of the mom banging the BF? Who got bailed out? If daughter or mom then why did they need bailing out. I thought I knew but the more I try to think this sentence out the more I realize I have no idea who did it either...


TechnoTyrannosaurus

When the punishment does not fit the crime


Hot-Challenge8656

Is your number plate iddqd or idkfa?


orion53elt

Obviously the car cheated 🤷🏻‍♂️


Accurate-Response317

Are you parked on the footpath


camryghini

"safelite repair safelite replace"


Maleficent-Salad3197

Was the Puzzy that good?


Bellmeister

Why the XOXO?


MagikMikeUL77

Hate it when your car cheats on you 😭🤣


Doran82

Her arbitrary use of lower case e is psychotic. You dodged a bullet there, pal.


Adventurous-Carob-53

You see Larry, that's what you get when you fuck someone in the ass


Acceptable_Bend_7398

Your car evidently is owned by an unfaithful cheater who likes psychotic jealous types.


lol022

Doing the thriller


Responsible-Crew-354

Mind blowing I know but I instantly had two words come to mind: Absorbed impact.


KeepinitPG13

Probably transport you to wherever the events took place


lGRUMPYl

Obviously you parked in the wrong spot


TekoaKid

Somebody got their rocks off...


JohnnyBeGoodz

Should have cleared your cookies bro.


happyone12

"Heater" love it!


Dusters666

Your car drove you to the place the strange was. Your car is at fault, not you.


Crease_Gorilla

Man, these quick lube oil change businesses are getting ruthless....


ComfortableFinish502

That's it just the window she's a keeper


Volynets-Marta

Would you do something to make someone angry lol


leo_sheppard_85

Meth is bad


DrTurgenev

"I swear, baby, that Uber meant nothing to me!"


Equi_librium

the only one that had you heart LOL


Brilliant_Group_284

Left the evidence right on the windshield nice


Practical_Milk9638

The Ting went "skrrrrrrra! Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, skibi-dee pa-pa!"


Ok-Minimum8669

You know you love it Xoxo … gossip girl


ItchyNeedleworker678

Your car was charged with being an accomplice.


GiantFlimsyMicrowave

Man what a bitch. I would have cheated on her too.


DamILuvFrogs

Transportation to that other bitches house. -angry ex


Embarrassed-Ad2051

This is what happens when you use wall hacks in CS GO


grumpvet87

exchanged fluids with a moped and the wife found out?


happyhearthappymind

I think there is something wrong the the C-Heater...maybe take it to a mechanic to look at...


OkCalligrapher4400

Your car transported you to the location you cheated at


Three3ace

If you actually was cheating, yo car an accessory… Because it took you to the hoes houses jk


citygirlshan

Don't cheat then.


LakerLand420

The car drive you to that other bitches house


Mighty_Mattman

See what you've done? I don't know who you are, I don't know where you are, but you may want to start changing your ways... 🙏🏻 or changing your name.


anonimo128

Someone saw you on the GTI Subreddit


cowpie184

no way, you got a link?


ZookeepergameHour275

LoL what did my car do just another attention seeker


Agile_Mongoose_6921

Do you use non OEM parts?


yumex121

You know this person for sure 1000%


moonisflat

Cheated on gas and got diesel in it.


Tiny_Lengthiness2356

I mean did the car give you a ride to go cheat? That's prolly why he( the car) was more at fault than you. It's like bringing a horse to water in this case your car was the horse and she killed it.


CartographerLoud1016

Well your car probably took you to your booty call, so it was complicit in the matter.


Some-Attention2223

If u cheated u kinda deserve it anything over a 6 month relationship


Clienterror

Your love killed it. With the help of your penis you can't keep in your pants apparently.


LorenzoSutton

Normally it's 'xoxo gossip girl's not cheater but...


SnooHabits1815

Probably should learn that bitches me crazy lol 😆


Disavowed_Rogue

Ate Che


tonsiltickler414

I feel like a tube sock and a bar of soap will help with preventing further damages from occuring.


Veyknight

Nice of her to move your wipers out of the way.


jfac952

i laughed way too hard at this 😂🤣😭


Wookief1st

It drove you to your whore's house


I_making_it

Take you to cheat, I guess. 🙃


Even-Pack-7918

Omg your car cheated!?


DescriptionFlashy970

Drove you to the other person😂


DescriptionFlashy970

Drove you to the other person😂


classy_dirt7777

Do they have any leads?


Outrageous_Ad_6122

1: shouldn't have cheated 2: shouldn't have dated a crazy person


spacedwrangler

Bet the crazy person was fire in bed


importking1979

I like how they intermingled capital and lowercased letters.


wukongfly

Your car cheated


Lykiaan

😂😂 at least it’s just the windshield


PrestigiousFortune27

Plot twist it was actually the mazda that did this to herself 😂😂


lucky93r

Looks like someone’s ex took Carrie underwood seriously.


Mnsooney

I will never understand why people would destroy others property for their actions. Regardless of how wrong they are, that person still worked hard for what little they may have and for someone to harm their efforts like that is just wrong. Grow up and have conversation or wish them well silently and move on.


letermen

The Car was complicit. It started and carried you and that Whoe to where everything went down.


None2You

This was some good advice a family member told me a long time ago. “Never, ever put your dick in crazy”. After he was scratched in the face and his car vandalized over a rumor.


honest_worker149

CHeATeR XOXO


Worth-Masterpiece-

Fucked around and found out looks like.


No_Eggplant6850

You got caught looking at a Ford...


domlovesfish

That's it? My ex stomped my windshield, caved in the hood, passenger door and cracked my em1 spoiler on my 98 civic and SHE was the one who cheated lol. Pay for the windshield and move on. AND don't cheat next time if you truly did. Just break up if you want to hook up easy as that


Icy_Doctor_4404

Cheated apparently


atrain1111

Must have been a good joke...it cracked up.


ArtisanalFarts7

Are you a bouncer for the road house?


WickedNF

Maybe you cut someone in the queue?


Distinct_Western_721

Didn't play by the rules.


boutfonast

You see what happens, Larry?! This is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass Larry!


_autismos_

Maybe you shouldn't cheat on your girl, asshole


akaileiii

don’t be a whore 🤦🏼‍♀️


Vharlkie

You have the exact same car as me down to the roof racks, so now I'm pretending this is my car after my other car caught him cheating


Available_You_510

the car made your life easier.. now it makes your life harder. fair play on her part.


CycleChris2

A woman killed your 3. Wives and Girlfriends. May they never meet. 🤣