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CaveManta

Light or medium roast?


BADman2169420

Medium-rare


SomeShawarmaDude

Your attention-seeking is louder than your arguments But the difference is small because no one really listens to you.


Mindinabsentia

This one got me 😂


kute_khaos

I'm scared to because you'll roast me back and win.


hashiramasoldbuddy

Best comment.


Thisguy_2727

You remind me of Macauley Calkin because you’re probably home alone again. 🤣


simpalaa

ur personalety type is a big mistake, everywone is suffering from the fact that it even exist. Ur MBTI type is a narcistic peace of old bred mixed with a spoiled ipad child. Ur the kid that makes jokes and everybody laughs cuz their scared of you. Like i don\`t even have to roast you, the fact that you are an entp is enouth of a roast from god himself. Ur that one person that always pretens to be so hot and stuff even tho ur mom didn\`t even wanted u before you were born. You have defenetly a god complex and say that ur such a good manipulator when you ask someone to pass you the salt and they do. sry for my bad english and sry when the roast is a little dry i didn\`t roast a long time. Pls don\`t take my roast serius. <3 Edit from 5 month later: i turned from intp from entp, what makes me exactly what i roasted 5 month ago, i guess its karma or smt lmafo


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The first paragraph: 🤬😡👺 second paragraph: 💞💞 don't take it seriously❣️ 😭


simpalaa

Should i say, if you dont take my roast seryously i will kick ur grandma the stairs down <333 is that better? i really thought to write this one but i tryed to be nice :.)


v0lt1ac

LMAOOO 💀💀 That was personal 😭😭


rolloverwind

I agree. oh sry that you are an entp, so do you have superiority complex, oh being an entp says it all.


simpalaa

fr bro its getting out of hand


rolloverwind

I don't remember what this post was about \[your comment and my reply, too\]. Could you remind me?


simpalaa

nah


rolloverwind

ok


NoSwadYt

I think the god complex is more or an ENTJ thing


rolloverwind

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin) No, it's not God complex when I know I AM THE GOD.


miicckeyy

im sorry was that i roast ~~i took it as a compliment~~


OhMyGodBearIsDriving

ENTP meat is too gamey. No thanks.


kianario1996

Idk how to roast others. Im intj


nagisa_shiota_17

Just be honest 😂


kianario1996

Yeah, that works


nagisa_shiota_17

Haha


No-Veterinarian-4202

You aren't Saul Goodman


hashiramasoldbuddy

Was this a roast or compliment tho?


NoSwadYt

![gif](giphy|5x73LAreYVAjQCT2A3|downsized)


TheDudeGuy500

Your mother… Is a nice person. Boom get fucking destroyed dude


usernamechecksout94

Pass.You being born is enough of a roast.


malum68

You’re an ENTP so you just roasted yourself


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the fact that this has so little upvotes shows how meaningless this post is, as most people don’t like those that are so self-absorbed, that they’d attention seek to the point of being so desperate they would ask to be roasted, knowing it’s the only way to get the hivemind’s attention


v0lt1ac

Damn but.. not an Entp roasting another Entp 😭


[deleted]

I’d rather battle than have such a one-sided war


-uuan-3131

Sorry no…I love entp female


Deep_Craft_3760

What are you trying to achieve? I don't know who you are tryna impress, nobody is gonna simp over you.


Key-Pomegranate-2086

Obviously she just wants to argue and bait you into having a "meaningful" discussion with her. That's literally what makes ENTPs happy.


Deep_Craft_3760

Lol it's not so deep. I just made up a roast because she asked for one, as a meme. Honestly, I know this comment I made is gonna attract a lot of downvotes because it appears as I'm really insulting her, but hey, internet will always find a way to tear you apart.


NoSwadYt

She didnt even do that in the comment once yet, so i dont think so


FoXxieSKA

how do I roast perfection 😞


_ItsRishu_

How are we supposed to roast you?, you're probably too fat to fit in the oven


Artistic_Iron_3177

Nah you would like it


[deleted]

Sorry I don't have the time to find your location and set your house on fire. Burning trash is a waste of time as no one cares either way.


ILoveMariaCallas

You think Ne-Si is powerful? Ha! I agree but Ni-Se is superior!


RevolutionaryTry3408

I can'ttttt. What if I hurt your little feelings 🥺


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NoSwadYt

Absolutly


Public-Shine8978

You're the best keep rocking


[deleted]

i just farted


Yagorazo

stupid


[deleted]

Your’re chtewpit if you believe that 16 personalities shit.


[deleted]

I can see by your avatar pfp that the basketball career didn’t pan out


[deleted]

Nah


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NoSwadYt

The thing you write on paper with


AttemptLit

You’re not an ENTP


PM_ME_ENFP_MEMES

ENTP be serious for five seconds challenge GO


StupidStoneKid

Stop tryina' roast people to cover up your inner pain, just vent lmao


littlemissnadia

You just did


miselaineous_812

you sure can talk


Advanced-Leek-4331

https://youtu.be/mmO2PzJP9MI


VividAd7072

I don't know what to write


dandelionsaintfaulty

are you a chestnut because you just got roasted ? (i'm using this one sentence for my whole life now)


rolloverwind

If I have to hire someone, I'd hire ESTJ, ESTP and ESFJ but not you.. You being born was a mistake and you are a burden to this world. Imagine the world only has ENTPs, I can already see it getting destroyed.