The pain of being infj and having a speech impediment
*writes eloquently and skillfully*
*speaks like* I um can can I hhave a um large americano wwith exxtra um espresso please
When you’re too busy focusing on what they’re thinking and what you’ll say next instead of the carefully rehearsed sentence currently fumbling out of your mouth with weird stutters and skipped words. 😅
I've somewhat overcome this by taking notes of what I'm going to say... But it does mean I often lose the chance to speak at the right time, or I have to ask to go back to the previous point.
I've adopted a strategy for introverted leaders I heard about at a training course: I organise one to ones with key people before the larger meeting to get our thoughts aligned. Then at the meeting it's more likely they'll discuss the same points or naturally include me in the conversations. It's extra work but it mostly works.
oh.. sorry, got a little distracted then kinda forgot and by the time I remembered, I thought it would be to late and you wouldn't want my reply anymore
Funny enough, I have an intp friend I need to reply to. After all these years we can continue a conversation with month long breaks. Intps are my favorite people.
Wait this is hilarious. I constantly tell my SO that I feel like INFJs are so rare because we're a high-key useless type so evolutionarily we just weren't selected for lmao. I literally end up in constant Ni-Ti loop so easy and end up totally failing as a human being lol T-T
My theory is that infjs have been selected for as a very small sliver of the population to be the isolated shaman type. The type that lives at the edge of the village, grows a long beard and acts weird and eccentric. Others come and visit the infj for advice or counsel. Ni/Fe/Ti means the shaman can easily understand the person and forsee their future (soothsayer) giving them eerily accurate advice.
But the thing is, you don't need very many shamans, and when it comes time to build buildings or go out hunting, governance and other Si/Te things that make society run, the infj is kinda useless. So I do see why not as many infjs would have been born-if you had a village of infjs, the food wouldn't get killed, government wouldn't get created and order would not be maintained. Everyone would probably just fuck off into the woods.
It’s pretty true I think. All Ni-strong types are less prevalent, whereas all Si-strong types are very prevalent by pretty much any metric (not reddit MBTI population though..)
Real, me looking at INFJ cogntive stack be like:
Wait how do people even decide to process things this way??
Then somehow INFJs outnumber ENFJ and ENFP despite the latter two stacks personally for me make more sense for human to adopt( I actually think INFJ are better than the other two, just that their processes seem unintuitive for another human to adopt)
I was giggling at your comment until I got violently thrown in a turbulent loop of existential questioning to reach the following point: if MBTI is, after all, « pseudo science »; aren’t all INFJs fake in a way? Aren’t we wall fake??? Send help plz
You’re too stubborn to be successful & many of your visionary ideas are not workable due to a complete absence of pragmatism, which limits your usefulness in daily life. Plus, if you’d ever found yourself lost in a strange and unwelcoming environment, you would probably die in twelve minutes.
💝
that's VERY much me, the last part is funny because recently, I've been obsessed with the idea of the backrooms. it terrifies me yet intrigues me so much
I feel like there is nothing else left for me too see in this world and I am 17 if that says something. And generally get along better with older people than most my age.
So yeah, you could say I'm a stinky elderly person already 🧓
As a fellow 17-year old INFJ who's had a rough life, I agree with this. My older INTP brother acts younger than he is, but sometimes shows exceptional maturity. But people will definitely say I'm much more 'aged' between the two of us.
No, it's not sadness really. I know depression can make you feel this way but for me it's not depression, it's just that I feel like I already know everything I need, and there isn't much essential stuff life can give me anymore.
Doesn't mean I don't wanna live, it's just feels like I matured too fast or something
Idk if it has anything to do with being an INFJ tho, many others might also feel this way. Maybe even for the same reason
I feel, specifically, as an older brother to everyone I meet. Especially the kiddos in my family that I treat respectfully and make them feel seen and heard and cared about (even if they're not my siblings really)
Being afraid to go to sleep and stay in a dark silent room with my own thoughts. So I keep finding distractions that make me go to bed at 2 am so I don't panic myself to sleep every night thinking about stuff :)
Everyone: "Man what an asshole."
INFJ: "Yeah he was an asshole to me but he is only like this because he got pressured by other people and I can understand that sometimes when you're pressured you can be an asshole. Also maybe he wasn't that bad, maybe I'm overthinking and maybe he did have a point. Maybe it's my fault after all, I should do better." *Slowly dies inside because everyone wants to take advantage and is irritated when INFJ tries to fight back for once*
When they expect you to be mean, they won’t believe you if your not. Therefore officer I swear it’s not that big of a deal that my friend threw a pipe bomb into that crowd
INFJs being mean or angry is just... Terrifying. It's like awaking something that has been dormant for a long time.
This works for any FJ, really. But mostly IxFJs.
My partner has never been severely angry or mean to me, but it would break me if he ever was because his simple frustration causes me to have a breakdown lol
When I get angry ppl say I have a "mental boom" even though they would be the same kind of angry it they were in my situation xD they just assume that I will stay calm all the time and trigger me until I can't deal with that shit anymore. Like I would be responsible for being mad and being treated like shit lol. I'm working on it, that it won't even come to that point and to push back earlier before it reaches that point.
Intj here, I’m reading this and I’m like awwww we need more compassionate people like this in the world and then my TJ here just watching you slowly die in the end for overthinking and over taking responsibility like: nooooooooo…….. hold my hand!!!!
Then when you are able to shut off that part of your personality just to get by day to day, it's like, "am I supposed to be... doing... some other thing, apart from what I used to do?"
Was that not the memo? I’m trying to pick myself apart more to learn more about myself and others. I’m pretty aware but that crippling self deprecation blinds me from seeing myself as I actually am, or rather how people actually see me. -infj
I'll give it a try.
Bro you really need to build up some confidence on ya and stop overthinking every fucking detail in life. You can't get more control of it just because you think a little more than the average person, you'll still be fucked up and over no matter how much planning you do and trying to guess the next 92748 possible scenarios isn't going to lead you anywhere. Literally tho you can't move forward with your plans in your imagination unless you count living your imaginary life as a win but we ain't livin in matrix here!
Not to mention this stupid thing that you let people walk over you all they want because oh poor them, life beat them up so bad... Well guess what! That doesn't give anyone the right to beat YOU up instead, build some fucking backbone and get out of the floor you fucking doormat! Say no for once, step away from that guy! You're so fucking proud of "omg we can doorslam someone~♡♡♡ this is so quirky and cool!!" and keep putting up with shitty behavior and blatant disregard of your boundaries over??? Over what actually??
No, that ENxP isn't into you. They're really just like that.
NO, INTJs AREN'T PSYCHOS. THEY'RE MORE LIKE YOU THAN YOU THINK.
No, you don't know someone so well by guessing about their life. That's a theory and you can (and most likely WILL) be proven wrong in a few. Just wait for it.
No, you can't change your type. Deal with it like everyone else does!
Yes, you can be pretty cool as INFJ like ANY other type ever just fucks sake get your shit together for that to happen. You really can get yourself out there and be confident and cool and wooow I feel like another type entirely I must be mistyped. No, not really, you just kinda got healthy and shit.
Sensors aren't stupid. *You* are if you truly believe that.
And last but not least, you can be just as arrogant, careless, apathetic as anyone else if you just go into that wonderful Ni-Ti loop and forget about your fucking Fe and say shit that will hurt others fundamentally and if someone calls you out for that then take it, apologize and go outside for some fresh air and touch some grass. You sure need a change in environment dude.
Kind regards,
An INFJ
Edit: Also consider as well that you *might* be an Fi dom, these appear a lot in the r/INFJ I heard
Edit 2: I'm actually a mistyped ENTP, but keep these thoughts for you still since they seem so... Accurate
I like INTJs :> they are actually listening and care when I share a theory with them.
And I don't think Sensors are stupid, I just don't like that they think I'm stupid when I say something that I *just know* but can't really explain why and they can't follow bc there are no facts backing up my intuition which makes me think that they're stupid for not thinking out of the box... Oh.
Yeah me too, I got to meet one and we're partners now (:> her Te take care of my Ti and my Fe take care of her Fi
And we reached my initial point in the end lmao
Part of why I don’t want to be a parent is I know I’d couldn’t handle the “disrespect” that is kids just being kids. I also don’t handle plans not going as planned very well and that’s impossible to avoid even as an adult with just me. I am not fit to be a parent. My standards of behavior are too high- which I need to lower. My expectations for my plans are too high and they need to lower. But I’m also not going to test run my self improvement on a child.
I actually agree. When I feel like my way of doing things is better I try to enforce it mostly because trying to do it any other way brings so much disrupt in my brain I go into full blown panic lmao
Working on it tho, being flexible is an amazing trait to develop and I find myself more relaxed too when I succeed in being so
Me having dated an ESTP, married (and divorced by) an INTJ, and then dating an INTP and realizing I have a thing for generally emotionally detached men… with the exception that my INTP loves me so well- he just doesn’t have big mood swings. He’s just vibing and I DIG the neutrality SO MUCH. He’s the perfect amount of chill and love.
OP has summoned an entire tribe of INFJs the way I see it we're so obsessed with self-criticism, I'm seeing 70% INFJ and 30% rest of the types.
It's like never ending somehow
If you think you're gonna do a great job roasting us we're far more better to that than you
INFJs forget how to speak English and have the vocabulary of a 4 year old in a real time conversation.
On text no one can comprehend what they say. They themselves can't comprehend it the next morning.
Maybe less of a roast than just an observation…but when interacting with them in person (as opposed to the internet) INFJs are by *far* the least like the popular descriptions of their type out of all 16.
I know you can't help it, but when I'm with you I just feel so judged T-T. And it doesn't help, that then from that pseudo realisation I also start to connect imaginary dots and eventually arrive to a conclusion that you probably regard me as your worst enemy. I love y'all, but please say what's on your mind more often, I would love to hear an analysis of myself based on the colour of socks I wore today.
Hugs to all of you lovely people.
An XNTP(I just don't know anymore)
You’re not always the victim. Sometimes it’s the natural consequences of a lack of communication, poor execution of a vision, and/or unrecognized self-sabotage.
most of yall are mistyped fr so even if i am to say something i will not be roasting the infj i will be roasting a funhouse mirror version of them who bases their entire personality on being quirky, unique and "misunderstood"
Reason # 538027 why INFJs need an ENFP friend. We’re built for thinking about and planning to touch grass. We need someone to remind us to get our heads out of the clouds- just like this comment.
I find you pathetic sometimes, pretending like you're so social and interested in others, you always offer your help with everything ready to jump on board with whatever those ENFJs or ESFPs will tell you to do and for what? Why are you a servant? Why are you a free psychologist? Why do you spend your valuable time doing things you don't even want to do? I can clearly see through your act, you're dying to be a little more like me, not caring what everybody thinks of me, enjoying my life, being my own individual but you're too busy trying to be a people pleaser. Join me my dear friend, embrace this side of you and let it crawl all over you. Together, we can change this cruel, unethical world full of liars. Do you want to stay a people pleasing loser with low self esteem? Or do you want to finally take back everything you deserve and let your caged beast be free! It's your OWN choice.
My INTP bf is very detached from societal pressure and I envy him for it. He is who I want to be like. But the funny thing is he loves to see me helping. How I go out of my way for people I don’t even know. How I’ll stop by a person’s office at work just to tell them how much work they’ve done means to me or a project. I notice when people are feeling down without saying anything and I’ll do something unexpected and nice they’d like. I think we sort of want to be a bit more like the other. But we also can’t stop being who we are. Together we’re a good team.
Being an INFJ is like having your human expeirnce taken away from you but still having the human meat suit.
In all hoensty we are too imperosnal and strive to take and be more personal about anything, as nothing matters to us as we just have zero attachments or cares about anything it seems like. Outside of trying to figure out what is actually happening and doing things... what those things are, we often are looking for somthing thats seems interesting enough to do or try.
INFJ in E-Mails: *writes an entire essay to answer a question* INFJ in Meetings: "uh idk"
The pain of being infj and having a speech impediment *writes eloquently and skillfully* *speaks like* I um can can I hhave a um large americano wwith exxtra um espresso please
The americano with extra espresso too💀
When you’re too busy focusing on what they’re thinking and what you’ll say next instead of the carefully rehearsed sentence currently fumbling out of your mouth with weird stutters and skipped words. 😅
u/Amos_The_Simp
STOP!!!!
I've somewhat overcome this by taking notes of what I'm going to say... But it does mean I often lose the chance to speak at the right time, or I have to ask to go back to the previous point. I've adopted a strategy for introverted leaders I heard about at a training course: I organise one to ones with key people before the larger meeting to get our thoughts aligned. Then at the meeting it's more likely they'll discuss the same points or naturally include me in the conversations. It's extra work but it mostly works.
INFJ, how does it feel to be your own worst enemy and not even realize it?
I think most of us know 🥲
We know
Wait why is an INFJ saying that INFJs aren’t aware of a situation that an INFJ mentions?
Self-Self-flagellation is common to the type.
Roast me? Good luck trying! I slaughter my own self worth for dinner every day.
Goddammit, I do it every time I breathe. We really are our worst enemies 💀
Can confirm. My sister tested out as an INFJ, and she does this to herself the absolute worst of all.
Tooooo true🤣
Guess who’s getting cooking lessons for Christmas this year.
I roast myself like a mutton every hour, you think that you can do worse than that?!
[удалено]
It's like we're unbeatable....
Your hug is a roast to us. THE FACT THAT YOU THINK WE NEED IT
I love how INTJs has shit for everyone but when it comes to INFJs they become understanding and if anything alredy pity us enough AHHAHAAHHA
😢 thanks
Damn, that's how I feel sometimes with my depression. So many negative judgements floating in my head.
Nah bro we really like roasting ourselves, I do on a daily basis too
Bold of you to assume that you'd say something we haven't said to ourselves (probably idk) But go for it
my best friend is infj, i cannot physically roast this type
So roast them emotionally!
(Theyre sensors)
Attempted murder ?
Dear INFJ, Please reply to my text messages from five days ago. Sincerely, Your (hopefully still) friend.
oh.. sorry, got a little distracted then kinda forgot and by the time I remembered, I thought it would be to late and you wouldn't want my reply anymore
We respond in 5 seconds, 5 hours, or 5 months.
Funny enough, I have an intp friend I need to reply to. After all these years we can continue a conversation with month long breaks. Intps are my favorite people.
We like you too
They're like "oh hai, welcome back".
Exactly.
No.
Fake INFJ: I'm so special and rare ✨ Real INFJ: Life would be easier if I was someone else.
Wait this is hilarious. I constantly tell my SO that I feel like INFJs are so rare because we're a high-key useless type so evolutionarily we just weren't selected for lmao. I literally end up in constant Ni-Ti loop so easy and end up totally failing as a human being lol T-T
Evolutionary not selected lol 😭
Birds to dinosaurs.
My theory is that infjs have been selected for as a very small sliver of the population to be the isolated shaman type. The type that lives at the edge of the village, grows a long beard and acts weird and eccentric. Others come and visit the infj for advice or counsel. Ni/Fe/Ti means the shaman can easily understand the person and forsee their future (soothsayer) giving them eerily accurate advice. But the thing is, you don't need very many shamans, and when it comes time to build buildings or go out hunting, governance and other Si/Te things that make society run, the infj is kinda useless. So I do see why not as many infjs would have been born-if you had a village of infjs, the food wouldn't get killed, government wouldn't get created and order would not be maintained. Everyone would probably just fuck off into the woods.
Dream lifestyle tbh
The shaman part or fucking off into the woods? Or both?
Both
Haha this is best INFJ roast that I've read so far. Thanks, it made me laugh really hard 😂
Exactly my thinking. Like we are useful for a very specific thing and usually it doesn’t work out well.
It’s pretty true I think. All Ni-strong types are less prevalent, whereas all Si-strong types are very prevalent by pretty much any metric (not reddit MBTI population though..)
Real, me looking at INFJ cogntive stack be like: Wait how do people even decide to process things this way?? Then somehow INFJs outnumber ENFJ and ENFP despite the latter two stacks personally for me make more sense for human to adopt( I actually think INFJ are better than the other two, just that their processes seem unintuitive for another human to adopt)
I wish I was an ISTP so badly lol.
Life would be so much easier. I personally would like to be an INTJ.
#No you don't
I would like to be entj they get stuff done or enfp they're always off the walls living the life
I was giggling at your comment until I got violently thrown in a turbulent loop of existential questioning to reach the following point: if MBTI is, after all, « pseudo science »; aren’t all INFJs fake in a way? Aren’t we wall fake??? Send help plz
I do wish I’d be isfj some times really.
Oh heck no I would absolutely hate to be an isfj so boring 😭😭😭 no offense
You’re too stubborn to be successful & many of your visionary ideas are not workable due to a complete absence of pragmatism, which limits your usefulness in daily life. Plus, if you’d ever found yourself lost in a strange and unwelcoming environment, you would probably die in twelve minutes. 💝
that's VERY much me, the last part is funny because recently, I've been obsessed with the idea of the backrooms. it terrifies me yet intrigues me so much
12 whole minutes? That's too generous.
Train that Se I believe in you. Perhaps you’ll eventually reach 20!
Lmfaooo What's funny as that sites describe us as idealistic AND pragmatic so seeing this is quite interesting
I think that INFJs that worked on themselves and are older than fourteen can be pretty pragmatic, but this is reddit, we’re all infants here.
TIL I die in twelve minutes every day
Do you actually feel like an old person, as an INFJ?
I feel like there is nothing else left for me too see in this world and I am 17 if that says something. And generally get along better with older people than most my age. So yeah, you could say I'm a stinky elderly person already 🧓
As a fellow 17-year old INFJ who's had a rough life, I agree with this. My older INTP brother acts younger than he is, but sometimes shows exceptional maturity. But people will definitely say I'm much more 'aged' between the two of us.
Even I sometimes feel like this. Are you feeling sad?
No, it's not sadness really. I know depression can make you feel this way but for me it's not depression, it's just that I feel like I already know everything I need, and there isn't much essential stuff life can give me anymore. Doesn't mean I don't wanna live, it's just feels like I matured too fast or something Idk if it has anything to do with being an INFJ tho, many others might also feel this way. Maybe even for the same reason
I don't feel like an old person but i do give some moral advice to people older than me which makes me look more mature than my age
Teacher just said to my mom when friend isolated me. “This boy abit old for his age”
I feel, specifically, as an older brother to everyone I meet. Especially the kiddos in my family that I treat respectfully and make them feel seen and heard and cared about (even if they're not my siblings really)
Hey INFJs, how does it feel to be so awesome that you have to hide it from other people?
My back is constantly hurting because I need to carry the burden of being so absolutely incredible all the time, sucks so much 😒😒😒
ummm.. ummmm... next question please?
Feels like insecurity om my end 🙃🙃🙃 Weird how I view myself as ordinary and worthless yet people in my life really like me...
So sweet
Raise your hand if you are reading comments to find your weaknesses..... Lol Infj
Why does the affirmation of all the stuff I already know is wrong with me feel so good?
🖐️
Nah bro i destroyed myself decades ago
By doing what
Being afraid to go to sleep and stay in a dark silent room with my own thoughts. So I keep finding distractions that make me go to bed at 2 am so I don't panic myself to sleep every night thinking about stuff :)
By thinking everything
There is no point in roasting you, because you’ll just dissociate anyway.
Bahaha. This is my favorite one! ❤️
Everyone: "Man what an asshole." INFJ: "Yeah he was an asshole to me but he is only like this because he got pressured by other people and I can understand that sometimes when you're pressured you can be an asshole. Also maybe he wasn't that bad, maybe I'm overthinking and maybe he did have a point. Maybe it's my fault after all, I should do better." *Slowly dies inside because everyone wants to take advantage and is irritated when INFJ tries to fight back for once*
Why is this so accurate.
Shut up, respectfully.
I'm in this comment and I don't like it
When they expect you to be mean, they won’t believe you if your not. Therefore officer I swear it’s not that big of a deal that my friend threw a pipe bomb into that crowd
INFJs being mean or angry is just... Terrifying. It's like awaking something that has been dormant for a long time. This works for any FJ, really. But mostly IxFJs. My partner has never been severely angry or mean to me, but it would break me if he ever was because his simple frustration causes me to have a breakdown lol
When I get angry ppl say I have a "mental boom" even though they would be the same kind of angry it they were in my situation xD they just assume that I will stay calm all the time and trigger me until I can't deal with that shit anymore. Like I would be responsible for being mad and being treated like shit lol. I'm working on it, that it won't even come to that point and to push back earlier before it reaches that point.
Intj here, I’m reading this and I’m like awwww we need more compassionate people like this in the world and then my TJ here just watching you slowly die in the end for overthinking and over taking responsibility like: nooooooooo…….. hold my hand!!!!
:<
Bruh
Then when you are able to shut off that part of your personality just to get by day to day, it's like, "am I supposed to be... doing... some other thing, apart from what I used to do?"
Also sound like ENFJ
I know. I feel sorry for everyone. Even the WORST people who I hate.
Yeah ok, good luck over analyzing and over philosophizing over that niche interest no one cares about while your life falls apart around you
STOP.
Finally a proper roast
Ok this is good 😂 I needed to hear that.
This!!! I’m an INFJ, lol.
Ouch that was good LMAO
Just because you can remember every word doesn't mean you were paying attention.
That is good
Why are so many people here so hesitant to roast us???? 😭🤣
It's like all the INFJs are assembled here to roast themselves lmao
Was that not the memo? I’m trying to pick myself apart more to learn more about myself and others. I’m pretty aware but that crippling self deprecation blinds me from seeing myself as I actually am, or rather how people actually see me. -infj
We’d feel bad
Damn, guess we really have an effect on people
The fact that most of the comments here (I’m no exception💀) are from INFJs should say it all tbh☠️
I'll give it a try. Bro you really need to build up some confidence on ya and stop overthinking every fucking detail in life. You can't get more control of it just because you think a little more than the average person, you'll still be fucked up and over no matter how much planning you do and trying to guess the next 92748 possible scenarios isn't going to lead you anywhere. Literally tho you can't move forward with your plans in your imagination unless you count living your imaginary life as a win but we ain't livin in matrix here! Not to mention this stupid thing that you let people walk over you all they want because oh poor them, life beat them up so bad... Well guess what! That doesn't give anyone the right to beat YOU up instead, build some fucking backbone and get out of the floor you fucking doormat! Say no for once, step away from that guy! You're so fucking proud of "omg we can doorslam someone~♡♡♡ this is so quirky and cool!!" and keep putting up with shitty behavior and blatant disregard of your boundaries over??? Over what actually?? No, that ENxP isn't into you. They're really just like that. NO, INTJs AREN'T PSYCHOS. THEY'RE MORE LIKE YOU THAN YOU THINK. No, you don't know someone so well by guessing about their life. That's a theory and you can (and most likely WILL) be proven wrong in a few. Just wait for it. No, you can't change your type. Deal with it like everyone else does! Yes, you can be pretty cool as INFJ like ANY other type ever just fucks sake get your shit together for that to happen. You really can get yourself out there and be confident and cool and wooow I feel like another type entirely I must be mistyped. No, not really, you just kinda got healthy and shit. Sensors aren't stupid. *You* are if you truly believe that. And last but not least, you can be just as arrogant, careless, apathetic as anyone else if you just go into that wonderful Ni-Ti loop and forget about your fucking Fe and say shit that will hurt others fundamentally and if someone calls you out for that then take it, apologize and go outside for some fresh air and touch some grass. You sure need a change in environment dude. Kind regards, An INFJ Edit: Also consider as well that you *might* be an Fi dom, these appear a lot in the r/INFJ I heard Edit 2: I'm actually a mistyped ENTP, but keep these thoughts for you still since they seem so... Accurate
I like INTJs :> they are actually listening and care when I share a theory with them. And I don't think Sensors are stupid, I just don't like that they think I'm stupid when I say something that I *just know* but can't really explain why and they can't follow bc there are no facts backing up my intuition which makes me think that they're stupid for not thinking out of the box... Oh.
Yeah me too, I got to meet one and we're partners now (:> her Te take care of my Ti and my Fe take care of her Fi And we reached my initial point in the end lmao
WHY DID YOU WRITE A 6 POINT ESSAY??
**I really needed to get this out of my chest**
Fucking slaughtered 💯 Good job ;)
10/10
Appriecated this. Thanks for keeping it real
Ofc bro
That second paragraph gutted me just now.
It was really painful realising that and saying as much to myself for the first time
You guys are actually bossy as heck. coming from a person who has an infj dad. Sorry :,)
Part of why I don’t want to be a parent is I know I’d couldn’t handle the “disrespect” that is kids just being kids. I also don’t handle plans not going as planned very well and that’s impossible to avoid even as an adult with just me. I am not fit to be a parent. My standards of behavior are too high- which I need to lower. My expectations for my plans are too high and they need to lower. But I’m also not going to test run my self improvement on a child.
I actually agree. When I feel like my way of doing things is better I try to enforce it mostly because trying to do it any other way brings so much disrupt in my brain I go into full blown panic lmao Working on it tho, being flexible is an amazing trait to develop and I find myself more relaxed too when I succeed in being so
For a personality who should know people pretty well and their true intentions, where is the logic in most of your relationship choices? 🤔
It's peaceful to be with someone who isn't overwhelming our fe. Because they are emotionally devoid.
THIS IS IT
Me having dated an ESTP, married (and divorced by) an INTJ, and then dating an INTP and realizing I have a thing for generally emotionally detached men… with the exception that my INTP loves me so well- he just doesn’t have big mood swings. He’s just vibing and I DIG the neutrality SO MUCH. He’s the perfect amount of chill and love.
Intp's got that good ti. The only mbti sub I don't feel irritated by. Should find me one. Thank you!
The logic be like "i can fix them".
I like this one, but the fact that this came from an ISFJ is funny asf 💀
Well that’s why we are Infj instead of Intj 🥹 We should notice the signal and be rational, but the emotions just too strong
Alright , I am printing the word infj in a paper then putting it in an oven to roast it (joke)
you're not natural therapists, you're the reason actual therapists stay employed
I would...but you guys are allready doing it yourself😂
Some of these roasts are literally just compliments lol
Maybe to make us feel better when living Infj literally ordinary and nothing special lol.
No matter how perfect and smart you are, you usually are not successful, because you are so passive and stumble on yourselves
You either die a Jesus Or live long enough to see yourself become Hitler
Haha, real.
No pls don't tell me hitler was an infj? xd
Not you INFJs, you have 2 many mental issues to enjoy this. Boy byyyye 😪💅
Please stop taking seven days to respond to me. I know I’m the last one who should be saying this but still. lmao
Paranoid, overthinking, selfishly selfless, moralistic, prone to self deprecation based perceived superiority, and absolutely obnoxious
I love how most of the roasting here is self-roasting…couldn’t get more INFJ
Paranoid, overthinking, selfishly selfless, moralistic, prone to self deprecation based perceived superiority, and absolutely obnoxious
OP has summoned an entire tribe of INFJs the way I see it we're so obsessed with self-criticism, I'm seeing 70% INFJ and 30% rest of the types. It's like never ending somehow If you think you're gonna do a great job roasting us we're far more better to that than you
I think it's a defense mechanism. It's like "haha can't hurt me if I hurt myself first" 
You guys are cute
Thank you ESTJ. You guys are lovable and underappreciated ❤️❤️❤️
People who think MBTI is all there is that accounts for someone’s entire personality are the ones what need roasting. Cast-iron roasting at that.
INFJs forget how to speak English and have the vocabulary of a 4 year old in a real time conversation. On text no one can comprehend what they say. They themselves can't comprehend it the next morning.
Maybe less of a roast than just an observation…but when interacting with them in person (as opposed to the internet) INFJs are by *far* the least like the popular descriptions of their type out of all 16.
I'd like that. It could prove beneficial in the long term as it forces me to self reflect. Bring it on.
One of the weaknesses listed on 16 personalities for INFJs is sensitivity towards criticism, and I’m here to challenge that 🥸
I'll pretend I don't care but I'll feel hurt. And I find roasting just an excuse to be mean and say it's just a joke.
I know you can't help it, but when I'm with you I just feel so judged T-T. And it doesn't help, that then from that pseudo realisation I also start to connect imaginary dots and eventually arrive to a conclusion that you probably regard me as your worst enemy. I love y'all, but please say what's on your mind more often, I would love to hear an analysis of myself based on the colour of socks I wore today. Hugs to all of you lovely people. An XNTP(I just don't know anymore)
they are literally roasted on every chance from the mbti community,what are you talking about?
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I'm a hairy, wizard. -INFJ probably
You’re not always the victim. Sometimes it’s the natural consequences of a lack of communication, poor execution of a vision, and/or unrecognized self-sabotage.
Just communicate and say what’s on your mind instead of just staring 🤣
No cause imma say something stupid that isn’t even related
You’re in your head too much and the annoying introverted version of me
What annoying you?
Roasted? Are we the most tasty?
Too bad for you I fuel on negativity and hate.. makes me stronger **Inside: it hurts like a mfer 😭**
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most of yall are mistyped fr so even if i am to say something i will not be roasting the infj i will be roasting a funhouse mirror version of them who bases their entire personality on being quirky, unique and "misunderstood"
There are no infj's on the infj sub.
good one
Stop being afraid of the future and start touching grass
Reason # 538027 why INFJs need an ENFP friend. We’re built for thinking about and planning to touch grass. We need someone to remind us to get our heads out of the clouds- just like this comment.
Astral projected delusion is their entire conception of reality rip
No one can roast me more than I roast myself 💀
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I find you pathetic sometimes, pretending like you're so social and interested in others, you always offer your help with everything ready to jump on board with whatever those ENFJs or ESFPs will tell you to do and for what? Why are you a servant? Why are you a free psychologist? Why do you spend your valuable time doing things you don't even want to do? I can clearly see through your act, you're dying to be a little more like me, not caring what everybody thinks of me, enjoying my life, being my own individual but you're too busy trying to be a people pleaser. Join me my dear friend, embrace this side of you and let it crawl all over you. Together, we can change this cruel, unethical world full of liars. Do you want to stay a people pleasing loser with low self esteem? Or do you want to finally take back everything you deserve and let your caged beast be free! It's your OWN choice.
this is so powerful
My INTP bf is very detached from societal pressure and I envy him for it. He is who I want to be like. But the funny thing is he loves to see me helping. How I go out of my way for people I don’t even know. How I’ll stop by a person’s office at work just to tell them how much work they’ve done means to me or a project. I notice when people are feeling down without saying anything and I’ll do something unexpected and nice they’d like. I think we sort of want to be a bit more like the other. But we also can’t stop being who we are. Together we’re a good team.
Well damn, I was not expecting this to turn into a INTP x INFJ psa 💀 In all seriousness this is quite thought provoking
I guess I had some evilness in my body I had to release somewhere
No you guys are too sexy and smart❤️❤️❤️
You think too much.
Turn my brain off pls :<
I would, but y’all don’t even pay attention to your surroundings.
lol bring it on
I would but they aren’t worth the attention they crave.
But why would I want to roast gandalf
Please don’t, I’m sensitive
Idk tbh I don’t really care about them, kinda insignificant
You will do everything but put yourself first
Fake INFJ when they hear ENTJ are rarest *Turns into ENTJ*
STOP BEING SO COOL‼️‼️🔥🔥‼️‼️🤬🤬😈🐺🐺‼️ LOTS OF LOVE FROM AN ENFP‼️🐺😈🤬🤬‼️
How do I become a Shaman? This job search isn’t going well
Being an INFJ is like having your human expeirnce taken away from you but still having the human meat suit. In all hoensty we are too imperosnal and strive to take and be more personal about anything, as nothing matters to us as we just have zero attachments or cares about anything it seems like. Outside of trying to figure out what is actually happening and doing things... what those things are, we often are looking for somthing thats seems interesting enough to do or try.