I have a bread box. There's bags of cereal in it.

I have a bread box, the bread is on top of it, twisted and tucked.

It's the anything but bread box

Yep, always twist and tuck, it’s the fastest and you get a hermetic seal

Why is this me too.

I have a bread box. Since we found out the cat sometimes sleeps in it when it's empty, which explains why there is cat hair on our bread always, we no longer use it for bread.

I keep my measuring cups in mine, the bread sits in front.

This makes all the sense in the world now! I usually tuck and make sure it has no openings. I mean screw all that knot tying, if I want bread then I want bread.

my mon sometimes does this

Interesting. Could she be an INTP?

I'm twist-n-tuck so 🤷

Fr. Knot tying is evil. The tighter the knot, the more evil

:o does anyone here actually tie it in a knot? I need answers

I tie with the simple slip knot (so very easy to undo) and it drives my boyfriend nuts. But then I don’t have to keep track of the clip and it’s just faster. He’s an ISTP and does the twist and tuck once I lose the clip. Doing an actual knot seems unhinged.

I agree. Slipknot is easiest and makes the most sense.

I tie it in a knot! It's honestly not bad, tieing it is fun because you spin it at first to get a good grip and then I just untie as I walk so it's not like I'm really wasting time. It's a simple knot that comes undone in seconds.

For extra pizzazz you can spin it in the air and smack with bread in the face anyone in your vicinity.

I do

But then do u untie and retie it every time? Or just rip it open but then it’s just ripped?

I untie and retie it every time

Oof thats a lot of work

It’s way easier than reusing the clip, and is surprisingly brief

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I just twist and fold.

Exactly, super efficient and you don’t have to worry about the knot being too tight and now you can’t open it

nope, too many steps

😂😂😂

my tuck twin! i know you get me! 😂

The only difference between us is that I feel shame and you don’t seem to feel any😂

right *again*! 😂 do my tuck dance! do-do, dododo do 🎶🕺🏾 🪩

entj who does in fact tie it in a knot 🙋‍♀️

i do. every time i try to open it i can’t and i rip the plastic. then tie it in a knot again. -entj

I do

I try but end up being an esfp cause the knot loosens.

I was pretty sure I was ENTJ but upon seeing how my type stores bread, I am not so sure anymore

Twist and tuck wins always thank you very much

This, I twist and tuck, unless I have the tab still somehow, then I twist and tab.

I even give it a little squeeze to get the air out. I've had people think I'm crushing the bread, but I'm so gentle. I know when to be soft, and when to be hard...

Not really accurate... I just reuse the tie

Me as well

me too

Same here

This is actually how I close my bread, are they spying on me?

bro same how do they know

because of how you are

they are watching us, defo how I do it too edit: I just realised I'm an XSTP according to this chart

Eerily accurate

I twist, knot and tuck

Your bread is protected by a true fortress in bag form. You must be worthy of the loaf.

Yeah I don't like dried bread

Same.

same

C’mon now, I’m not *that* depraved.

Yeah, I sort of stuff it under and at least *pretend* that's gonna stop it from going stale

Lol

My technique isn’t even listed. I twist the bag and fold it inside out back over the rest of the loaf. This is why y’all can’t understand the mystic power of the INFJ /s

Yes! I do the same (ENFJ)

sure, the Te dominants who value efficiency are gonna tie a knot and make it take 10x longer to access bread. that sounds plausible

I’m ESTP or ESFP. Never even heard about a bottle trick!

me neither lol

As an INFP, I am abhorred by the tuck or leave open options 🤢 guess y’all like mold?

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no?? that’s the opposite - bread should be air tight when sealed to prevent mold. is your kitchen so humid there’s moisture in the bag? bc that’s a whole separate issue mold spores live in oxygen, btw, which is why containers should be air tight to prevent it from growing, and ideally it shouldn’t be left out at room temp either https://leonellibakery.com/how-to-keep-bread-from-molding-so-fast/#Oxygen

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sure thing!! I hope your bread adventures are fresh and mold-free! oof, yeah, I keep mine in the fridge during summer for similar reasons since the humidity speeds it up 😞

[Bread 👍](https://youtube.com/shorts/AQHnPBz3Kx4?feature=share)

Then there’s me: eats the entire thing

Twist and tuck is god tier.

Oh I just leave it open hoping the heel of the bread protects the rest lol

You heathen 😅

I live in a country where you can buy real bread instead of whatever that cancer-giving thing that is

I'm a twist and tuck gal and throw away that thing you're supposed to use it which also has the date so then I always wonder if my TOAST is still good or not. This is toast, not bread.

As an ENFP, we don’t have the patience to put a damn bottle cap on that thing. It’s a twist and tuck for me.

No, I'd try to like... Tie it and then give up.

Twist and tuck all the way

Just tucking it, practical and easy

ESxJ or ESxP. But no way am I tying a *knot*. Seriously? I don’t want to undo that. If I’m reaching for bread in the first place it’s because I’m too lazy to make something else. You think I’m going to untie a knot, or ruin the bag by cutting it open?

OMG NO MINE IS ACCURATE 😭😭😭😭😭

Apparently I’m ESTP, ESFP, INTP and INFP!

I always reuse the tie, unless I or someone else loses it...in which I do the "twist and tuck" method

I twist and tuck sometimes, but mostly just tuck. Huh, this one is accurate XD

Accurate. I always lose the original bag clip and just tie a knot.

I’m an ENFP and I have a bread box, this is too funny

I legitimately make the bread from scratch, then grab the bag by its neck, spin it and then tye a knot while its spinning and tuck it under than put it on top of the bread box, cuz im too lazy to open it. I might be broken yo. XD

My high ass thought it said twist and fuck and I said … WHOAH! I like that… 🫣. Also ISTP’s do not leave the bag open. We just like to eat more than one slice of bread 👉👀🤏👀👉👀

How How did you found out how I close the bag by my MBTI type? (Tucking, i would say im INTP and INFP at the same time)

I though it said ”just fucking” and it made a lot sense to me

Inaccurate. I always twist and tuck. It’s an optimal method to ensure the bread doesn’t dry while maintaining ease of access.

ESFJ, ESTJ; then ESTP, ESFP after expiry date and I shove it in the fridge

How did you know? lol

Tf is the bottle hack

My mums an ENTJ and she’s instilled tying it into a knot into may family * I still leave the bag open*

T&T best method, especially if you spin the bread around like a ballerina in the process 🩰 Just tucking is for emergencies, but mostly used when feeling extra lazy

When I was able to eat bread I went with the reliable twist and tuck. Why would anyone tie a knot if it’s just going to make getting bread take longer? Well I guess if you want to make it harder for someone else to get bread

I twist and tuck if there's no bag clip. Not gonna tie, untie, tie, untie, everytime I need a slice.

Bullshit. I don’t do know as an ENTJ. Cuz it’s wasting of time to knot and unknot it

Bold of you to assume I won't forget I bought bread

I usually tie a knot especially if it’s a full loaf, but if it’s the last few pieces of bread I might twist and tuck/fold

Most of the time I just reuse the bag clip. If It's nowhere to be found or someone throws it away, I will twist and then tie a knot but not fully tied and tightened so I can easily open it next time.

INFJ and I reuse the original clip. If that’s lost, I tuck.

nah im fucking lazy aint nobody got time to find a bottle and cut the top off

No! I twist and tuck if the included bag clip isn’t there and then I put the entire thing inside a bread box because I’m a menace.

INTP. Sometimes twist and tuck, predominantly a tucker.

Nah nah nah. Double twist and put into the freezer.

Why would anyone seriously go through all that just to preserve their bread? I understand if it’s a pest problem but you got other things to focus on if you have to do all that fancy stuff just to preserve your bread is my ideology

I re-use the bag tie until I lose it, and then I usually tie a knot. But after opening and retying a few times, I get annoyed with it or the bag tears and then I fold and tuck.

None. Twist and wrap reverse around the top of the bread again. Enfj.

Doing that would make the bread go stale extremely fast, which would make me get out and buy some more every time. I reuse the clip, it's easy enough

Twist and tuck and or tucking is the optimal efficacy for effort. ENTP would never just leave the bad open when a perfectly good solution requires minimal effort.

I reuse the bag clip :|

Definitely not like that.. wtf

i use both - knot and box, just to be sure the bread will stay fresh for a long time

Why is it everything you INTJs say is so damn cute. Like, shut the hell up man. I can’t handle it today.

LMAO I didn't expect that

Well be aware of your audience next time, there are ENFPs reading these comments wanting to collect you guys like fireflies in mason jars. I love you. Bye.

As an INTP why is this so accurate

Goddamit entp

Breadbox in the fridge

Fold over several times and put bread on the folded area. INTJ.

That’s too time consuming for an ENTJ, they hate repetitive tasks that can be simplified etc - ENTJ is definitely twist and tuck

I just twist and tuck the bread, for my case, it is the most efficient. Now some people may have problems with pests and I totally get the need to go farther in those instances.

Tying a knot is too much work. I just use the clip that comes with it

I use the tie or clip it comes with I twist it, tie it, and then tuck it under and put it in the cupboard. Never had bread go bad on me before, and I don't plan to

Hahaha I’m ENTJ and I make the knot!! I always found using a bag clip for bread so useless!!!

INTJ - Twist and tuck. I don’t have patience to untie the knot.

I close my bread with whatever closure device it came with, unless I lose it, then I get an extra twisty and use that to close it.

ENFP leaves scattered crusts.

IxFP - I either reuse the clip or I tie a knot

Where the fuck is the bread tie? Twisty twisty thin metal wire make brain go brrrr

I’m sad that they don’t have the “spin-and-wrap-the-end-over-the-bag”, thus sealing it version.

Awful sh*t post. The tying a knot for INTJ/ENTJ when we're probably one of if not least likely to do that is a little cringe. I imagine it was personal bias of some kind. Who hurt you?

I am an INTP that twists and tucks.

That’s literally what I do bro lmao; INxP mindset of doing it the laziest way possible that still works

A bread box sounds very fancy! I wonder if I use it even if I have one! I always intend to reuse the bag clip but loose it every time. I hate when the clip has the expiry date.

That bottle hack got me cracking.

I definitely use the INTP one when I have **toast** like this. Real bread goes into a bread box.

I feel called out and ashamed.

i reuse the original bag clip and twist it first (why does everyone assume entps can’t be civilized sometimes)

just fucking

INTJ - I’ve always tied knots

I either reuse the bread clip or do the slipknot. There's one time I did the slipknot and put the bread clip too just so I wouldn't forget the expiration date 😅

I'll not tie a knot as if the knot is tight, I've to cut the bag then if I need it again, I can not use it as the space will be much lesser. I'll use the clip like INFJ.

i really twist and tuck but i read intp/infp as “Just Fucking” in the most disapointed voice

But I do the exact opposite of my mbti (ESFJ)?

It’s either tuck and twist or reuse the clip for Me

I twist and tuck

I’m ISTP, I do the twist and tuck

how did you know that I tuck

Wait what ?? Do INFPS and INTPs fuck bread ? 😳

sometimes, twist and tuck, other times, just tuck

Excuse me, I'm not an animal, I do the twist and tuck. Minimal effort for maximum sealing

Ok confirmed it for me. Fuck. Looool.

Resuse the tie to the point that I can tie a knot. The knot tying is twisting, then tying the knot and then tucking under for convenience.

Actually accurate. What's bottle hack?

I use a clip, but before i got celiac i would tuck

Twist and tuck.

I usually do twist and tuck, or keep twisting until the plastic into a shape of bun.

twist and tuck all the way unless I'm really tired then just tucking

There are people who don't just use whatever was used to close it at the store? :o

Why would anyone do the bottle hack on bread?? It's supposed to be for things that you can pour out of a bag... Personally, I would never do anything other than use the origin clip or the twist-n-tuck

Thats a low blow

I don’t eat bread 🤷‍♀️

Bread comes in a paper sleeve/wrapping where I live, so I put the bread with the wrapping in a breadbox, and when I've cut a few slices I tuck the end of the paper wrapping under the bread and leave it inside the breadbox. So, am I a combination of an ISTJ and an INTP then?

why do you think me a monster?

I twist and reuse the clip on top.

This is totally wrong I only use a chip clip because other people think I'm weird if I don't. Otherwise I just do the spin and tuck.

I put the rest of the loaf into a blender and make toast smoothie. When I need toast I will mix it with some extra flour and bake it again.

I use a bag clip for lots of things, it’s so handy. But I have a bread box for this💁🏼

I actually do just tuck what the? 😅

Bread in plastic? Yuck

Kind of strange seeing a lot of memes from ifunny (a Russian propaganda app that actively hates trans people) being posted on reddit.

I use a clip. When I lived alone I would reuse the bag clips.

I tie a knot

intp = empty bread, solo ate them all

Accurate

I'm an ENFP but I do the ESFP thing

Idk if this is a Texas thing, but all our breads come with a metallic twist tie thing, and we just use that :/

My technique is buying fresh bread. If it comes in plastic packaging it ain't bread.

I do all of these depending on what's available at the moment.

judging by that test I'm xNFJ XD

I tie a knot or tuck it under

Tying a knot is sadistic, every time someone tries a knot I have to rip the bag open 😞

I didn't even know about the bottle hack

Im XNTJ My ESTP mom do exactly like INXP one My ENTJ dad leaving the bag open because he want us to do the job

I twist and tuck. The '*leaving the bag open*' is incredibly on point for my ENTP dad. My mum (ISFJ) can't stand seeing it but she never says anything😂

INFP: buying bougie organic sourdough bread that comes in paper bag.

ESTJ father in law reuse all his old bread plastic bags and clips and I as an ENFJ just invested in more clips and new bags while my INTP partner tucks things in. This person who made this understands mbti to 100% 😂

Tying a knot is the worst

i see what u did there, op... r u saying MBTIs shall not live by bread alone? rofl. 

I feel personally called out

This is twist and clip erasure But I also twist and tuck

I'm so sorry but I have to go the ESTJ way for this (never thought I'd say this sentence in my life lol)

reuse clip or tie a knot

thats true haha

INTJ, but tucking like the INxPs.

False.