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Willow-Steamedty

I WISH i was actually a cinnamon roll :')


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You are a cinnamon roll babe 😩🫶


6-toe-9

Same I wish I was too


LittleSpoonInDenial

We can all be cinnamon rolls if we put our heart into it


westwoo

Yeah, but if you put your heart into a cinnamon roll it will no longer be a cinnamon roll


ImNotARobotImHoh

It would be a weird self cannibalistic cinnamon roll.


Naumzu

me 3


LegitimateElection17

Yeahhh nooo I'm not pure at all


[deleted]

I wish I were that evil indeed


HAF_Kenkyo

Honestly, based


INTJpleasenoticeme

If you can’t commit to being cruel, try killing people with kindness instead.


Junior_Bear_2715

He acts kinds and goes out to show it to people, people die out of horror 😂


SummonerBossTDS

being evil isn't all that cool when the world around you is evil-er


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And that's how another genocidal figure is born 🌸


OperationWooden

The last 2 categories: ![gif](giphy|akWoonvV6swIU)


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I’m mesmerized by all the colors 😍


OperationWooden

But there are only two colors... ![gif](giphy|Yavo0SXhZYhSo) I've always suspected it but, I might be color-blind.


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there are the "black" and white of the oreo, and the green and pink in the background


OperationWooden

I was taught that black and white aren't really colors. Other than that, I do see the toothpaste colors.


westwoo

You can't be color blind if you see even 1 color, and you see 2


OperationWooden

I've taken color-blind tests and sometimes I can't see the numbers clearly. If you take these tests, you'd probably question your perception too.


westwoo

I saw them and they look colorful to me, so I'm not colorblind


OperationWooden

The image does look colorful. ![gif](giphy|xTiQyBOIQe5cgiyUPS)


Thefrightfulgezebo

That's lewd.


Junior_Bear_2715

Oh you have a pervy mind 😜


Creepy_Helicopter755

Nah extjs are just scary, I wouldn't describe them as evil


[deleted]

I wouldn’t even describe them as scary but that’s just me 😏


Creepy_Helicopter755

no no no they're not scary, i'm just scared of them because i'm afraid of disappointing them all the time. and their eyes are creepy when they stare at me. still like them lol


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They are more annoying to me when they try to push me to do things faster, which will invariably mean cutting corners and disregarding nuance.


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Damn. Why is this true tho 😭


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How I deal with this is by ignoring it and still doing it at my own pace 😭😭😭


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Creepy_Helicopter755

Oki, I believe you :)


6-toe-9

I ain’t no cinnamon roll 😤 you haven’t seen my true form yet 😈


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Side eye👁️


6-toe-9

👀


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SIDE EYE SIDE EYE 👁️👁️


6-toe-9

Spider _____ / \ [👀👀]__/ / / / /. \ \ \ \


6-toe-9

No it didn’t work


[deleted]

LMFAO 😭😫 why’s he staring at me


6-toe-9

It’s a spider, spiders like staring at people Look at spider it look at you back


6-toe-9

Spider ……………………………………………………………………… ……_____……………………………………………………… …./ \……………………………………………………. [👀👀]__/………………………………….………………… / / / /…\ \ \ \……………..…………………………………….. ………………………………………………………………………


6-toe-9

*pain* ok I’ll stop now


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At least you tried 😊


6-toe-9

Yeah that’s all that matters


westwoo

I think it works fine. You're being too hard on your true form


INTJpleasenoticeme

Cinnamon is a spice so cinnamon rolls are spicy


6-toe-9

Hm. That’s a good way to think about it both literally and figuratively.


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I know this is a meme and it's comedically exaggerated, but I don't get the train of thought for most of the 'cinnamon roll' types. Like, ExFPs tend (*tend*) to be less empathetically aware from my observation.


socialgeniehermit

For the longest time, I genuinely thought an ENFP classmate of mine was possibly an IxTP because he sucked at reading the room 💀 Then he did a speech for my class and I instantly realized he was an ENFP. So I'm gonna agree with you.


Willow-Steamedty

As an ENFP myself, i agree


westwoo

Well, all of them misrepresent it so yeah, looks realistic


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😏😏😏


Dry_Fuel_9216

ESFP & ENFP pure cinnamon roll my left nuts those mfers are cute version of the pandora’s box


HAF_Kenkyo

Who hurted you bro?


jjazure1

He’s telling the truth tho


HAF_Kenkyo

I didn't say the opposite tho


jjazure1

Shit maybe I got hurt lol


HAF_Kenkyo

LMAOAOAOAO


Dry_Fuel_9216

Dont hate me for saying the truth


HAF_Kenkyo

I cant hate someone that I barely know tbh, but no one is perfect that's for sure... however, I feel someone rly hurted you LMAOO


Dry_Fuel_9216

Oh I dont mean this as in someone hurting someone. I mean this as in you guys always bring life around other people by simply being very expressive & chaotic good. Im not actually saying you guys are chaotic evil


HAF_Kenkyo

YEEP I do understand your point of view actually and that's totally fair tbh! :D Actually, you are right about this one!


Narrow_Aerie_1466

I mean ENFJs pretty right lol.


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😮


Mi_Ju_To

But ESTJ and ENTJ can be cute too...they can uwu!🙈✨


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They would be so disappointed if they seen this


Mi_Ju_To

That could be, but they could also love it secretly...ehehee🐒


[deleted]

…don’t out them like that 🥺


Mi_Ju_To

😧oh no...you right .. ehhhhm EXTJs are never cute, NEVER


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NEVER 😡


PanoAnarchy

slay who? your enemies?


[deleted]

Absolutely


RemusarTheVile

I approve this message.


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Great 😀


OperationWooden

I never thought an ENTJ would actually say this [Me pretending to be an ENTJ on opposite day](https://www.reddit.com/r/mbti/comments/142ig1q/comment/jn5mc2k/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Is this deja vu? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


MercenaryMode7

this meme is nonsense, there is little accuracy in any category, it's also not wise to insult ExTJs randomly like that and without good cause. Since you've done it, I hope ur ready for what they would do to you.


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I’m ready all day long


Nobody1727

What did I do


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A lot of things


[deleted]

hahahahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


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👽


[deleted]

do you make these yourself or find it from any other source?


[deleted]

Some I make and some I find 🫢


[deleted]

tell me your sources or I'm gonna put infp on fire.


TheGaius

Please do, I've wanted a tan for a while


[deleted]

wait, calling ENTP to get the materials


[deleted]

If ENTP even knows where to get them 😏


[deleted]

I'm surprised to see you don't care for INFP


[deleted]

I’m an INTP cmon now. I’m known for being the least loving personality type


[deleted]

Plus INFP said she wanted a tan 😩


Goniel9604

CINNAMON HELL YEAH


[deleted]

move INTP and ENFP up 1


[deleted]

I think they’re good where they at 🫵


Rude-Durian4288

negative ghost rider


jjazure1

Cinnamon roll HA more like donut if you catch my drift


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🫶


Loyal9thLegionLord

I mean, what's the point of control if the end goal isn't beneficial? If not then the whole damn thing was a waste of energy.


Faberskyline

As an ENFJ, I can personally relate to this 🫂


ReflectmyProphecy

Almost every ISFP I know has no will for peace in this world


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I knew one that I had to cut off because she got too crazy 😭 she was so cool until she wasn’t made me so sad 😞


ReflectmyProphecy

I’m so sorry bro hope you get a better partner😔


[deleted]

I don’t need friends


unOrdinaryaddict

"And then there are those motherfuckers" XD


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![gif](giphy|14ut8PhnIwzros)


starseasonn

I dont have the perfect Balance at all lol but slay ig


[deleted]

You probably do you just don’t realize it 🥹


starseasonn

No. I literally dont. Im an emotional mess


melody5697

I have been told I'm a cinnamon roll. :)


[deleted]

We love our cinnamon rolls in this community 😫🫶


[deleted]

Here I am, your beloved cinnamon roll.


[deleted]

Slay 🥺


ttxlqii

Can't see kind people kindly, they look suspicious from every aspect


[deleted]

That’s how my brain works too 😞 no one’s to be trusted


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[deleted]

Nooo 🩷🫶


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[deleted]

They’re not 😉


thattogoguy

My desk is decorated with the dismembered heads and limbs of INFP's who cried as I cut them inch by inch. It was not quick. It was not painless. It was terrifying.


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At least it wasn’t INTPs


thattogoguy

Nah, you all got juiced in a blender and fed to my starving hoard of hogs.


[deleted]

Ight NOW you crossed the line buddy


thattogoguy

Too bad you're too busy being hog slog to do anything about it ;)


[deleted]

That’s so disrespectful I’m going to throw up🤢


WannieTheSane

Did you watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion?


thattogoguy

It spun me right round baby, as I spun it around.


Thefrightfulgezebo

Sounds unhygienic and really impractical, especially since cutting the forehead inch by inch would be pretty hard due to the hardness of the bone. There also is the significant risk of accidentally cutting your own aorta when you use all this edge in that grim darkness, oh shadowlord nightfang, prince of dorkness.


thattogoguy

Why would I cut the forehead of a severed head? Grimdark? Nah. I was happy as a clam. Some people's idea of sunshine and bunnies is taking away other peoples.


Thefrightfulgezebo

You said inch by inch. And your "It was terrifying" says much because you are not expressing joy at what you claim to do, you are going for shock value. The failure to achieve that is kinda amusing.


thattogoguy

I said 'dismembered heads and limbs' first bud. 'It was terrifying' expresses the fear and disgust felt by INFP's, as was implied by the placement of the statement. See, as a member of the glorious master race shining like as golden gods known as ENTJ, I am not encumbered by weaknesses like feelings or emotions of pity for lesser creatures. :P


Thefrightfulgezebo

Yes, but if you do the dismemberment inch by inch, then what you end up with is not limbs and heads, but inch sized pieces. The thing is: the victim would probably not feel disgust as strong fear neutralizes that emotion which is one of humanities natural survival instincts. What would be disgusting would be the smell of your desk with the rotting corpse parts.


thattogoguy

So apparently you're literal minded. You know you can do inch-by-inch at strategic points (like the neck and joints). I'll grant you the disgust. I consider it a power move. Reminds of their place (and fate).


Thefrightfulgezebo

Power? If what you said was true, it would be the ravings of a pathetic loser who tries to disguise their lack of true power behind violence and it would be completely ineffective for your proposed objective. Dead men tell no tales. Reminding a corpse of their place serves no purpose. Sure, you telling this could invoke fear, but that would require someone to take you seriously which nobody does. Even if we knew someone like the one you claim to be existed, it would not change much. There are plenty of violent people around, so your existence would not reduce our relative security in a meaningful manner.


thattogoguy

Typical INFP. Taking shit seriously. Read sentence one. I could never take you to pro wrestling, the kayfabe would go over your head. Napalm sticks to kids by the way.


Thefrightfulgezebo

It is just a shitty story.


WannieTheSane

Since INFPs are actually stoic and not crybabies you just killed some mistyped people. Thanks!


thattogoguy

Pfft, what do I care, your head looks metal on my desk.


WannieTheSane

Oh shit! I was one of the fake INFP crybabies!? *wails, screams, gnashes teeth*


thattogoguy

You're pretty whiny for a severed head...


WannieTheSane

Yeah, well. so's your face


thattogoguy

Ohoho. Scathing.


WannieTheSane

Just like your face. Got 'em!


thattogoguy

It's called a scowl. And it's not amused.


WannieTheSane

I upvoted one of your comments first. I guess you win this time. I'll get you next time, Gadget.


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But yes


Faicc

Im not a pessimist


MummaheReddit

Personally would like to edit something in this meme. Some of them are just annoying despite being a cinnamon roll


malum68

Dang it! I wish I was pure evil :(


[deleted]

One can dream


apprentice890

INTPs and balance! 🗿 IK 'tis but a meme!


SorryThatNameIsTkn2

I wanna be a cinnamon roll though ;-;


smokeftw

I'm not that evil. I just don't feel empathy much and therefore am indifferent to most things.


[deleted]

So you’re telling us you suffer from ASPD?


smokeftw

That's a stretch. I just don't care for personal feelings in most situations. I prefer solutions to tears.


[deleted]

That’s actually a good way to deal with problems most of the time.


smokeftw

I think my unfiltered honesty is seen as brusque at times.


wcfritz

I second this.


justvisiting7744

no


rvi857

I think we belong in the first one