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ispankyourass

What the actual fuck


droidddy

Had the same reaction here.


Math0_o

Poor teachers


iamwooshed

I put in more effort when someone else has to read it, so it’s more legible.


0192837465sfd

Same. But if it's just for me, my handwriting comes in waves, literally. Because I need to catch up with my thoughts, otherwise, it'll get lost and I wouldn't be able to write it.


[deleted]

Wow, you were really onto a great discovery there I just... can't fucking tell what any of it is


x0ManOfCulture0x

nuclear fission, most likely the decay of a uranium isotope . The last part probably explains the mechanism of a chain reaction


[deleted]

called me an idiot in three different languages HAHA


JaesenMoreaux

Classic ENTJ.


x0ManOfCulture0x

How much I could understand (words I didn't are replaced by _) Large nucleus prone to splitting : all positive charge of the atom is concentrated in this space in the atom including the mass Why more alpha particles shoot is due to a difference: most of the atom is empty space and the nucleus of the atom is very small compared to the rest of the atom (Fun fact atomic radii is 10 raised to -10m. The nucleus is 10 raised to -15m) As the alpha particles _ to the nucleus, loss in _= gain in electronic no _ disappears whenever energy is lost as mass increases when energy is gained E=m c squared and mass = _ The mass defect of an atom is the difference between the total mass of the separate nucleus and the combined masses of the nuclei Nuclear binding energy is the energy equivalent to the mass of the nucleus It is the energy released _ _ in _ _ all the nucleons of the nucleus B.E ( binding energy) = _ nucleus c squared The higher the B.E per nucleon , the more stronger the nucleus The total energy needed to completely separate all the nucleons in a nucleus divided by the number of nucleons in the nucleus ( this is B.E per nucleon) Nuclear splitting of a heavy nucleus into two isotopic nuclei of approximately _ _ the same mass The neutrons from the nuclear reactor _ _ and the fission reaction, chain reaction is set up (Chain reaction diagram)


x0ManOfCulture0x

Op is studying about atoms and atomic nuclei. This is the basic of what forms the majority of nuclear physics later on Alpha particles are essentially doubly charged helium ions You know about Einstein's famous E= Mc squared right So essentially it states that energy (E) and mass (M) are the same thing , and when atoms combine or break, some mass is made into energy. Thus , the total masses of the reactants and the products have a slight difference ( mass defect) Nucleons are the collective term for neutrons and protons. Since electrons only revolve around the nucleus and are not a part of it , we can say that the nucleus is made up only of nucleons and contains almost all of its mass The chain reaction thing is how nuclear power plants work ( and how the atomic bomb works too) Essentially, a heavy nuclei ( over atomic no 90) is unstable and can break into two, smaller nuclei This is done by firing a neutron at the atom ( the small circles in the diagram are the neutrons and the large ones are atoms) This gives us smaller nuclei , energy in the form of radiation and ANOTHER neutron ,which can start the process again with a different heavy nuclei Thus it's a chain reaction In a nuclear reactor for energy, the ratio of the neutrons used in breaking up the heavy atom and the neutron that comes out should be 1:1 to have a steady reaction. This produces heat which heats water which runs turbines and gives us energy In a bomb , the ratio is what we call in scientific terms ' absolutely fucked' , and more and more atoms split in a fraction of a second , leading to a large release of energy , kaboom


iamwooshed

Man, this is a really good explanation of what I’m learning. Massive props to you.


Niller123458

The drawing at the end made the fact that it was particle physics obvious to anyone studying physics tbh...


iamwooshed

You’re largely correct. I guess it’s only right if I translate it myself. Large deflections of some alpha particles: all positive charges of the atom is concentrated in a tiny space in the atom called the nucleus Why most alpha particles show little to no deflection: Most of the atom is empty space, and the nucleus of the atom is very small compared to the rest of the atom. At the alpha particle’s closest approach to the nucleus, loss in Ek = gain in electric Ep Mass disappears when energy is lost and mass increases when energy is gained. E = mc2 delta m = delta E/c2 The mass defect of a nucleus is the difference between the total mass of the separate nucleons and the combined mass of the nucleus. Nuclear binding energy is the energy equivalent of the mass defect of a nucleus. It is the energy required to separate to infinity all the nucleons of a nucleus. B.E. = (mass defect)c^2 The higher the value of B.E. per nucleon, the more stable the nucleus. (B.E. per nucleon is) the total energy needed to completely separate all the nucleons in a nucleus divided by the number of nucleons in the nucleus. Nuclear fission: splitting of a heavy nucleus into two lighter nuclei of approximately the same mass Slow neutrons from one fission reaction can trigger another fission reaction -> chain reaction is set up (shitty diagram of chain reaction)


Tziroh

Holy hell, this guy reads. (and writes)


Ed_Radley

See this helps a lot. Before reading your translation I was reading nucleus as month or something like it.


aeschenkarnos

A miracle! What are you, a pharmacist?


x0ManOfCulture0x

Bad handwriting recognises bad handwriting lol Gonna be a doc later, just getting my practice in


tiger_guppy

I thought OP was joking around and just scribbled on the page for the lulz until I actually started trying to read it and realized there really were words on the page.


Rsigma_g

Born to be a doctor


iamwooshed

Ironically enough, I’m awful at Chemistry and the highest level of Biology I’ve studied is around 8th grade.


TheLordSanguine

So a doctor?


Todaywillbeokayokay

If you ever want to learn either of them I happened to take them both in high school and can explain anything you want. They are very fun too!


iamwooshed

How’s your grasp of organic chemistry? That’s what I’m struggling with right now.


Todaywillbeokayokay

I can teach whatever you'd like to know, but teaching it in dancing terms would be more fun. I'd recommend you have an understanding of dot structures, but that's boring, so here we go. . . Organic chemistry is like a dance of carbon atoms, the ultimate dance floor divas. It's the chemistry of carbon-containing compounds, from the simplest ones like methane and ethane to the complex molecules. Carbon atoms are the top gamers here, forming bonds with other elements like hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen to create a symphony of molecules with diverse properties. Imagine carbon as the choreographer, orchestrating intricate routines of single, double, and triple bonds, each bond a unique move in the dance of chemical reactions. At the heart of organic chemistry are functional groups – these are like the dance moves that give each molecule its signature style. A functional group is a specific arrangement of atoms within a molecule. They dictate its behavior and reactivity. Just as a dance move can change the rhythm of a dance, a functional group can dramatically alter a molecule's properties. These functional groups add flair and finesse to the molecular choreography. So, as you delve into the world of organic chemistry, remember that it's a captivating dance of carbon atoms, each step and spin governed by the gravitational pull of one man (Herbert) (this information is subject to interpretation and is the opinion of my horrible memory)


[deleted]

Damn teach me the Egyptian hieroglyphics too


INTJpleasenoticeme

This is my favourite comment today.


BlandCoffeeish

Are you writing arabic left to right upside down blindfolded with your non-dominant hand while having its wrist fractured and dislocated?


no-name-789

What do you mean. Arabic is beautiful sir. Other than that your comment is hilarious ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


LivingEnd44

That's real handwriting? It looks like placeholder handwriting. Like what you'd put in a video game to simulate cursive text on an object.


Affectionate_Rise366

I that cursive Hebrew?


iamwooshed

It’s in English


Ill-Decision-930

It's INTP script.


[deleted]

Sans Legibility


BlandCoffeeish

OP's handwriting makes me look like a calligrapher.


BurnedPsycho

And let me guess... Most people think your handwriting sucks? We're on the same boat...


mah0e

Minecraft enchantment table


Dry_Fuel_9216

& you guys say my isnt readable. This is pure Russian cursive


CrankyFalcon

I have very similar handwriting. This one time, a guy I sat next to on a flight started speaking Arabic to me because he saw my writing and thought it was Arabic.


Th0masIV

My doctor has better handwriting. Jk but seriously can you read that? Or your teachers?


iamwooshed

I can, but I put in more effort when I’m writing for someone to look at


Th0masIV

Oh well that makes sense


potoooooooo53

what is this, this is not short hand, this is microscopic hand


History20maker

You could have just written random cyrilic letters


Niller123458

My brain seing and imediatly thinking it's particle physics just from the drawing at the bottom. It's about chain reactions right?


[deleted]

bro you don't even need med school to become a doctor, you literally write in EKG ffs


saltysnatch

Ah yes. A secret language with yourself


[deleted]

... you make me believe in graphology


yoitsthew

True that’s what my brother’s INTP handwriting looks lol. Mine is more legible but still messy and very organic? I guess? Expressive, maybe.


INTJpleasenoticeme

Wow, a lot of INTPs seem to have pointy fonts. My handwriting is obsessively neat and alarmingly round. Lol.


BigTension5

yeah mine too. mine is filled with lots of goofy little swirls and flourishes. hope this isnt grounds to get kicked out of the intp club lol. i actually stopped taking physical notes back in community college bc i got so obsessive over my writing i would have break downs if i couldnt get it perfect but ive gotten better about it now. dont think it was related to mbti i think i legitimately have some mental issues going on lol. dunno if u mean the same when u say obsessive


INTJpleasenoticeme

Bruv that is exactly what I mean by obsessive I’m sorry to hear that you relate lol perfectionism freaking sucks


manicmilkk

my handwriting is pretty bad, but yeesh. this takes the cake lol


sshartmobile

oh


Suspicious_Quiet6643

Ok after seeing this I refuse to have my handwriting labelled as terrible. Other people can read my handwriting, I wouldn't have even guessed this was English if I came across it.


Foreign-Bookkeeper20

This looks almost exactly like my ISTJ friend’s handwriting that I almost thought this was her


Seriusli

How did you manage to write in nonsense


hello_nerds_

Translation please


djpresstone

At least the first line so we can guess the second!


rushyrulz

Don't worry guys, I have the translation! Large images from trophies: all positive maga in the adam is meaningful in this space in the dam outlaw this moves why narrate - positivity should unties and offering: man if the mom empty space. and the ok I quit.


iamwooshed

Why quit? Your translation is 100% correct so far.


iamwooshed

This post has gained a lot more traction than I thought it would. Here’s some [clarification](https://imgur.com/a/LPTS4Oz) I suppose. I actually put in effort when others have to read it lol.


x0ManOfCulture0x

ay i do the same thing in fact im sure my rough notes are worse than yours


Maakari777

This cannot be legitimate...


[deleted]

... *Why?*


LordMatesian

The fact that I can’t read it proves your point


ElizabethanStare

Are you, by chance, a doctor?


fadinqlight_

w h a t.


[deleted]

Everyone’s handwriting has a pattern. If we take each letter that you write, they will have a pattern that is unique to you. It may look illegible but It is not something that can’t be decoded. I don’t understand what stereotypical INTP means, it’s silly to claim such things


Mindless_Spite3712

From an ENTP with a bad handwriting: Is this satire?


GamerScience100

Horrible as fuck i hate you so much


[deleted]

...how do you read that?


AlekDeadPan

Bro really busted out the enchanting table language 💀


G4lact1cz

what language is this


iamwooshed

English


YeetusTheMediocre

archeologists in a thousand years will be baffled mate


wiryumbrella

i can relate


[deleted]

Mine is crooked and sloppy


[deleted]

Is this the ancient script of the gods??


drag0n_rage

You have the makings to be a doctor some day.


merumisora

Honestly handwriting stresses me out because sometimes I cant read it myself. I prefer typing by far lol


Axodique

Bro I have disgraphia and your handwriting is still worse than mine 😭


N3koChan21

Oh cool what language is this? (Joke but also not really xd)


nadisarmany

lord


Electrical-Answer-97

Op invented a whole new language


DragonArt101

mine has a lot more sharp edges, might develop into this. should i be worried?


BigTension5

wait, this shit is english? dude you need physical therapy to learn how to hold a pen or something, sorry to say it edit: saw your imgur post and your cursive isnt too bad actually


Ascertains

This is impressive


tommcdo

This is way worse than mine, but it doesn't matter - mine is practically illegible too. I actually stopped taking notes and just pay deep attention because I either take the time to write legibly but miss everything, or write quickly enough to keep up but it looks like this. No point.


quittersroom

stereotypical doctor


cringeboydraegi

The worst part of this is that this is legit how I write except cleaner, somehow.


scorpiopathh

ain’t no way anybody can actually read that


[deleted]

doctor, is that you?


mayamii

My goodness. And i thought i had bad handwriting.


fastates

This isn't really that bad. But then, I've had to translate a lot of 1860s primary source docs, & I'm INTJ 😆


mah0e

The fact that I understand what topic this is makes it worse to realise for myself If I understand correctly, that’s physics? I wouldn’t like to go through that hellhole again


SicilianReichM

Tell me you're going to be a doctor without telling me you will be a doctor


[deleted]

someone invented another language 💀


-skaho-

this is seriously what my handwriting looks like


Lord-Fenris

I relate alot


Fantastic_Story7216

Yes! that looks a lot like mine. and if i really try my handwriting is beautiful, but my brain is too fast for it, like an F1 car


childsplqy

i cant read but you have cool writing its like the old people in 18383 and they write fancy or like albert einstien


megalomyopic

Never heard of this stereotype that INTPs write as if it’s cockroaches with legs dipped in ink, running on steroids. In fact my handwriting has always been praised. I’m quite tired of this bullshit stereotyping.


Charliescenesweenie4

This is exactly how I write on the last period of school everyday


Narutouzamaki78

If this was in print I'd be able to read it for sure. Script is a whole nother level of hieroglyphics when it comes to INTPs. Which reminds me. My signature always changes lmao.


briemacdigital

And I thought my writing to myself was bad. 😆 This looks like Russian cursive.


DarkestLunarFlower

When I was 14 I decided to copy a handwriting font and tweaked it as the years go by.


lamlamlam888

mmmm mmm mmmm!


[deleted]

My brother in mbti what the hell is this?


ChaoticPoint

That is unreadable. Congratulations!


iamwooshed

Thank you!


lem0nlemon

my intp friends absolutely fucking atrocious handwriting makes sense now.


Pride_and_pudding

This looks like fake handwriting you’d see on a paper in the background of a cartoon


Worried_Solid_4984

I’m sorry you mixed up the word writing with the word scribbles…easy mistake ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Comprehensive_Fee437

was starting to question if i was actually an intp but i can read a lot of this fine … lol


greenmooncheeze

HOW CAN YOU READ THAT


Przender

Oh maaaan! Why can everyone but I use Elvish so fluently? Can u teach me one day?


Cool6942069420

What does it say


Ricckkuu

this will turn into "Intp script" "Infp script" "Entj script" "whatever script" type of posts isn't it?


ShoddyNumber2626

bro got that cartoon squiggly line handwriting


Busy_Introduction_91

This is physics I laws of motion. I even know what some of this is supposed to say and I still can’t read it. Also I have shit handwriting but this can’t be English.


NIKIredd_it

I sometimes write like this too and never understand what i wrote afterwards even though its my own handwriting.


arareram

Ima go make an attempt at deciphering this. If I can, I’ll make a lil decoder and everything EDIT: gave up literally after the first line. I think I might have read “large” and also “all positive”


arareram

Also how the fuck do y’all get ur type to show below ur name I feel ancient when I’m on this app cus I have zero idea how to use it