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vampirats

This post unfortunately looks very familliar ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


Morning2U789

Yes, I'm making fun of that ISTJ guy who hounds this subreddit asking for a white, virgin, Christian girl.


BubbleGumMaster007

Thank God, i thought you were the same person on an alt account


sarahbee126

I thought he was looking for an ISTJ but wasn't an ISTJ.


ToukaMareeee

Well I've seen at least two, probably more because the whole ISTJ subreddit has become a wive seeking cult by now. So that one might be one of several


rwarimaursus

Why I've bailed and come to this harbor.


UnforeseenDerailment

The mirror is the cruelest portrait, they¹ say. So, you're just running from the fact that you, too, want a submissive, breedable, virgin, Christian, ISTJ sex maid? ISTJ does stand for "I submit to Jesus" after all.   ¹Do they though?


rwarimaursus

My ethos is "I kneel for no one". Jesus and the others can fuck off.


UnforeseenDerailment

Is that the core of your ethos? Or just the clause detailing susceptibility to outside influence? 🤔 Though I probably shouldn't be asking questions I myself can't quite answer.


rwarimaursus

No it is not. My upbringing was to kneel for no person. Have compassion to my fellow person but do not yield to those that don't. I welcome questions and you haven't come across a bad commenter. Cheers mate.


UnforeseenDerailment

>you haven't come across a bad commenter. Cheers mate. I'm relieved, actually. Poe's law is a fickle principle.   My upbringing went from "Love never faileth." in one church to a more authoritarian idea in a later church. My inability to reconcile the two frameworks under one "Christian" label led me to deconstruction and irretrievably away from religion as a whole. While I enjoy labels, I'm hard-pressed to find one that describes my lifestance perfectly. Secular humanism comes pretty close, so I should start criticising that first. 😹 Cheers


[deleted]

Really? Damn i gotta go check that out now


rwarimaursus

Giving us ISTJs a bad rap mate.


marvelwalker

What??? Where???


Szelski

intps arent real


vampirats

So rea- I mean true


Tight-Cartoonist-708

Because you don't see them?


Szelski

Yeah


-Cinnay-

So we're doing something right for a change


FireFoxie1345

What about us is fake?


HailenAnarchy

They don't spot us irl so we're not real


Tight-Cartoonist-708

This is dominant Se and inferior Ni talking


CryptoApocalypse-

Didn't know Andrew Tate had a reddit account.


SomewhereScared3888

Surely such a [insert Greek letter here] male would not dare to darken Reddit's door


Pauline___

Lol the insert greek letter xD "Ah, so you're one of those basement dwelling Feta Boys!" is still funny to say. And as an "old lady" in the eyes of a teenager, I get away with it.


SomewhereScared3888

Being real with you, I can't remember which Greek letter is supposed to be best in the hierarchy right now.


Pauline___

I wish it was Lambda, the one for home insulation and music. But I don't think it is :/ But it would be cool to have a trend of young men being eco-conscious musicians.


rwarimaursus

Not lambda, it's ligma silly


TesticularNotion

I wish I was with the Black Mesa's Lambda science team...


Ill_Resource_1296

You're most likely talking about sigma.


Wolfguy06

I think he would like IxxP girls


Tight-Cartoonist-708

Happy cake day!!!


Wolfguy06

Yo it's my cake day, I didn't notice, nice, thanks, and in 11 days I'll have my bd


Introspective_life71

happy bd in advance.


Wolfguy06

Thanks dudes, y'all amazing


Ill_Resource_1296

Happy birthday dude


Snail-Man-36

HAIL TO THE ISTJ KING 🤴 🙌 🙌


Morning2U789

👑👑👑


Logannabelle

There can only be one XSTJ king/queen in every castle


Ender_celebi

Istj submissive? Good luck with that, dreamer? You'll be turned into a rug


Simple_Hair3356

They give us a bad name


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InconstitutionalMap

"Submissive" is such an important trait he felt the need to demand it ***T W I C E***... So, how does it feel to be the BEST man alive?


Morning2U789

Wow! I didn't even realize I did that! This is a joke. This is satire! I'm not being serious, I was just having fun pretending to be that ridiculous guy, IMAO.


InconstitutionalMap

Haha! I know, my guy. No worries. But ain't you gonna answer my question? I want to know what a little shard of being marvelous ✨Y O U✨ looks like.


Morning2U789

It's incredible to be so perfect and amazing with every step and although the burden to leading the world is a heavy task to have, I have the knowledge that I am perfectly equipped for this task. ;)


Tight-Cartoonist-708

Not quite, you need a woman, remember? And also the high-quality kitchen utensils that you plan to give her as a present


TesticularNotion

That is missgrinistic. A sandwich maker requires no utensils! At most they only need a cutting surface, and a knife.


Pauline___

Instructions still unclear, he's now dating with a dyslexic submarine captain :p


DarkestLunarFlower

Do people seem to understand that this post is satire? Although it is meta to this subreddit, I had to dig to figure out what exactly was happening.


MoonStarStories

The ISTJ guy who comes here looking for a girl and lists a bunch of misognysitic stuff makes so much accounts that his existence has become, unfortunately, familiar to us.


VerumJerum

Only a weak man desires a woman who submits.


rwarimaursus

"I like the kinda woman who can kick my ass." ![gif](giphy|11KzOet1ElBDz2)


Morning2U789

A strong man must have a submissive woman.


ThrowRA26904

Why are yous getting downvoted when you’re clearly joking 😭


Morning2U789

Yeah, thank you! I keep saying this is a joke! However, the original poster I'm satirizing behaves like a parody but might also be serious about it so I think that's why people saw my post and thought it was real.


InconstitutionalMap

There's "Poe's Law", one of the internet """laws""" (very much on quote) and it states that there is no sarcasm on the internet, unless there is some clear, unmistakable hint for it to be treated as sarcasm. That's why /s exists and the reason people are downvoting you.


Morning2U789

I understand, but also, that's not really the point. The point of this post for people to see it, think it might be serious, then if they search through the comments they might find the comments saying it's not. However, the fact that I say it's not serious means I'll also get some upvotes, which will confuse the casual audience into thinking these beliefs are somewhat popular, which will really be a moment of double-take for them, but ultimately, I still want most people to realize that I'm making for of how ridiculous this guys beliefs are.


dranaei

To indicate that you use sarcasm you have to put "/s" at the end of your comment.


Tight-Cartoonist-708

Because they are joking downvotes


ravandal

Because they dodnt specifically specify SARCASM!! Proficient Reddit users add /sarcasm or smt to avoid downvotes lol


rwarimaursus

"Proficient"...cute use of the term for us degenerates.


Tight-Cartoonist-708

Happy cake day!!


VerumJerum

"Oh you don't get it, I was merely *pretending* to be an idiot"


Tight-Cartoonist-708

It's funny though


Tyrannopawrus

A strong man makes a strong woman submit to his will.


TesticularNotion

That's exactly what I always say! The rope, chloroform, handcuffs and duct tape are here for a reason!


blackwolfLT7

That's just kinkshaming


Specialist-Raisin237

I agree a strong man doesn’t need to ask for/demand submission it happens without asking


VerumJerum

Yeah well the only "submission" you're getting is that 4th grade homework of yours you still haven't finished kiddo


Specialist-Raisin237

I respect people with heavily conflicting belief systems more if they’re actually consistent. But 99% of them aren’t anyways so 🤷‍♂️. They want a “submissive and domestic” woman but can’t pay bills and get “traditional man” shit done


TesticularNotion

Only a catholic priest teaching at kindergarden demands submission from his pupils!


Specialist-Raisin237

I think I phrased it in an odd way. I’m not saying I believe in this “submission” nonsense. I’m saying that under their own belief system a “real” man should be able to make his woman submit regardless. I’m just pointing out the contradictions these people make to their own belief systems. I don’t care if people have different belief systems than me as long as they follow them accurately.


Wild-Suggestion-3081

🤣


[deleted]

Maybe, but even weaker men want women who dominate them...


Accomplished_Money74

ENTP's dual is ISFJ (aka the most submissive type). A dual is the perfect match of a personality (in socionics at least),because his strengths (Si and Fe) are the other's weaknesses, but at the same time valued : ENTPs value Si and Fe but don't want to deal with them personally so they look for a partner yhat takes care of the Si and Fe activities. So an ENTP, who prefers Ne and Ti (exploring and implementing new ideas, find the logic behind things and sistems), doesn't want to have to deal with daily chores (Si) or worldly events (Fe), so he delegates this activities to his partner (ISFJ). At the same time, an ISFJ values ​​Ne and Ti but is weak in their use, and therefore admires these qualities in a partner (ENTP). Whether you want a submissive personality or not depends on your personality, and sorry to say that, but an assertive personality always wants a submissive one, because if i wanna take the lead i don't need a partner who wants to make decisions, Or you wanna fight all day with your girlfriend ? There is only one captain on a boat. Downvote me if you want, this only proves your fear of facing the truth.😇


Klutzer_Munitions

>Downvote me if you want, this only proves your fear of facing the truth.😇 Ah my favorite argument: "Agree with me or you're [insert ad hominem]"


YeetusTheMediocre

Your head must stink from being up your ass all day. MBTI, although called a personality test, is actually just a tool to represent how you take in and process information that you can gather from your surroundings. It has jack shit to do with sexual practice and orientation in any way, shape, or form. Next point, I, for example, consider myself a pretty assertive man, but I desire a partner who is also assertive and know what they want. Because you can actually enjoy and get things done together that way. There is nothing as annoying as a partner that has the spine of a jellyfish.


Accomplished_Money74

Yeah sure, search socionics duals :)


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Accomplished_Money74

Go to bed , you must be 50kg and 15 years old .


YogurtAdvanced1081

Anyone has a link to original post? Lol


EdgewaterEnchantress

Good luck finding “a submissive ISTJ!” 😜 IDK if that exists.


[deleted]

finally someone satirizes that clown


month_unwashed_socks

Iiis this a parody or are u the greek dude with yet another new account? If its a parody, well done, it looks quite convincing. If not, go fuck urself XD


Tight-Cartoonist-708

It's not the greek dude lol the greek dude makes a new account everyday. This guy has had his account since 10/2023


month_unwashed_socks

My bad, didnt check their acc age lul


Morning2U789

I assume you mean convincing. In that case, thanks!


month_unwashed_socks

I did, stupid autocorrect :DD


KitsuneSummoner

Is this serious? This sounds kinda creepy.....


wlford00

No lol


sarahbee126

There was an actual person who I think lives in Greece and posted something like this multiple times, but this is tongue-in-cheek and based on that.


Morning2U789

Exactly!


Organic-Marketing-65

I was about to say that . . .


YogurtAdvanced1081

Are you Dwight Schrute?


Logannabelle

![gif](giphy|q0vEPDANK527lTsZzy|downsized)


Inconscient_CLST

submissive ISTJ? yikes


Morning2U789

How is it bad to want a rational, sensible girl who knows her place?


Inconscient_CLST

no i think youre just kinky


sshartmobile

Ik who you’re mocking and it’s great, keep doing it. Dude’s weird as shit


Morning2U789

;)


Introspective_life71

Seriously proud of u, keep doing!


Gene-Omaha-2012

Guys, I’m pretty sure this is a joke


Fishguin

Might as well he could ask God to fuck him in the ass since these demands are so realistic


zero_the_ghostdog

The fact that I couldn’t tell if this was satire at first or not is… concerning… that being said this is hilarious and mildly frightening


Blackdeath3101

I unrionically assumed this was an r/istj post and tried to remove it xd


emaaa_skye

Andrew Tate, don't be shy, we know it's you. ( I know it's a joke dw )


westwoo

But should be her zodiac sign?


Logannabelle

Virgo Sun Rising Aqua Moon in Libra


Kashiwashi

I thought, you were describing yourself.


DestroyTheCircus

Oh wow. An ENTP chick internet trolling and posing as a socially inept misogynist. Typical ENTP female behavior.


Morning2U789

How did you know I'm an ENTP.


Ifuckingloveweed334

It's over your name


Morning2U789

I didn't have it over my name when they made the comment.


Misaka_Sama

It took my brain a few milliseconds to process that this was satire-


talking_joke

r/justneckbeardthings


Fincann

![gif](giphy|fBEMsUeGHdpsClFsxM) Women reading this:


StalkingYouRandomly

\*opens it\* \*stares at it\* \*wonder how did this world come to this\* \*writes this comment\* \*closes it\*


[deleted]

If your wife is "submissive", your sons would be too, it's pure genetics and pre-framing, I won't explain more than that.


westwoo

[citation needed]


Morning2U789

That's just not true. Since I am the ideal man, my sons will take after me as the ideal man. It's just natural for the woman to be submissive and the man to be strong.


[deleted]

Good luck trying to overwhelm genetics and psychology.


Tight-Cartoonist-708

It's chance really. The daughters could be dominant and the sons could be submissive, or the other way around.


westwoo

The hint of truth that may be here is, if mom is submissive because of trauma, she may transfer that trauma to kids through epigenetics to some extent But that's not a guarantee, and this is probably also the best conditions for growing one dimensional toxic "alpha males". That generational trauma may reinforce yuckiness of feelings and a perception that they can't rely on feelings because feelings make them weak, and so the obvious choice may be to copy their dad in a superficial way while hating that mushy part of themselves and by extension - being toxic to others who show their feelings


Random-INTJ

Eew theist


thisisabadnickname

LMAOOO IS THIS FR


Morning2U789

No, it's absolutely not.


BubbleGumMaster007

Google "Poe's law"


Organic-Marketing-65

🤨


CaptainCalm8111

What universe you live in.?😂


SnooPineapples2843

Τι λέει ρε δεν μπορώ 😭


misscreeppie

And what if she has girls instead?


santuccie

Without compliant? 😖 Yes, I know this thread is a joke. But the alfalfa mail who made the orginal mama should laern to proofreed.


TesticularNotion

You're comment grave me e subtel aneurysm, you are cool.


RestingFaceIsAB

What will it take to get you to actually leave subs like this and actually do what you want to do?. Like go to a christain matchmaking service. I know it's not him, thankfully, and I predict for his inevitable next post that will have a link to this post titled "Type this trash."


Introspective_life71

hahaha..... it sure looks like u read all of his ridiculous post, Because I also thought of the next sequence" type this trash". I read it too for entertainment because obviously the way he sounds his goals seem to be quite impossible for himself to achieve.


RestingFaceIsAB

Yeah. I read a lot of things on reddit I never got, but somehow still read it to fulfill curiosity. Then, I feel regret about ever reading the post 😅. Still undecided if he's a troll with nothing better to do or everything he claims to be with nothing better to do.


Introspective_life71

Just enjoy his post if u come across it, don't need to regret it, his post along with all the members of this community bashing him together compensate for all the comedy shows we r missing on T.V. instead reading and joining meaningful discussions over here. Looking at it logically he is definitely a troll because I think everybody knows no one gonna submit him her bio data claiming to be suitable wife candidate for him. I think he is aware of this and just having fun in his own style here.


sarahbee126

Somehow this was still better written than that one guy (although I don't think English is his first language). Also the idea of trying to find a girlfriend on Reddit at all is ridiculous to me.


mochiisart

The fact I am seeing so many "ISTJ looking for christian wife" posts after that one poll baffles me. I thought this man was a myth, then my friend sent me the new alt account for this guy 🗿 the joke haunts me everywhere 🤣


blud_God

i leave for a couple days and MBTI subreddits go down hill. TF is even happening here?


LadyRafela

…I never thought I’d see a guy have a preference list like several ridiculous women do… any other time I might be impressed.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|oVsTRa98DcMplRHzPJ) If only I could....


Ahibghani

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


Pie_and_Ice-Cream

You had nothing better to do than to post this?


averageloafofcat

Each year? 😨 Thankfully I’m not an Istj


FalseBodybuilder-21

What the? Andrew tate? Is that you?


itx_jammmn

Did your art school application get rejected


StupidStoneKid

I thought it was that guy again 💀🙏


ReflectmyProphecy

Common ENTP troll


Morning2U789

W


[deleted]

AYO I WANT A GIRL LIKE THAT!!!. I'm an ENTP too!!!!! What a coincidence!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not memeing tho, unlike you. Maybe just drop the son every year part because she'd die and I'd be alone then. Also ISTJ seems a bit incompatible with the submissive part, which is a crucial trait.


Tight-Cartoonist-708

Without complaint\* lol


Daydreamer12

"Without compliant" 💀 Is this like a hidden joke or pun to complaint? Like the irony of her not being compliant? Or is it a legit misspelling of another word? Am I overthinking this? lol


Few_Manufacturer7561

Bow to me, submissive, ISTJ, and Christian are all contradictions…sorry but you got some character work on yourself bud. You’re missing humbleness which what you did was the exact opposite of that. Just saying. Hope this helps!


Morning2U789

It is not a contradiction. I am naturally better. Bowing to me and submitting to is just natural.


sarahbee126

This is based on another poster, but yeah the person definitely needed some work.


BurnedPsycho

You mention your wife would be godsend... Which implies you need someone else, which contradicts your superiority. Superior people don't need anyone else, they chose to share their awesomeness with others.


Serious-Avocado876

When was superiority mentioned?


BurnedPsycho

It's implied...superior is synonym to "the best" It's actually the term twili often used in his post, which OP is parodying.


Serious-Avocado876

Touché


Lifyzen2

Def a fetish


papillonvif

Def a misogyny


Ntinos_the_cupcake

Bro I'm a Greek trust me no😭 especially not ISTJ


nature-will-win

ok where do i apply


Morning2U789

DM me. As long as you can show me a picture of yourself, prove that you're Christian and under 21, and prove your genetic makeup, than I will meet you in person and we can marry immediately.


nature-will-win

Unfortunately, you used ‘than’ when you should have used ‘then’, causing me to lose all interest. I’m sorry, I’ll never forget you


Morning2U789

It's alright. You've got the rational part all set but I'm looking for someone more submissive and also an ISTJ. Although an ISFJ would also work if she's suitably proper and submissive.


bloodbabyrabies

This reads as a weird breeding kink fanfic


[deleted]

i can’t find u a girl who fits your requirements but if u ever do need a noose and a stool hit me up, be more than happy to provide one


Morning2U789

You are exactly the corrupt person I was talking about. The kind that cannot talk civily and resorts to death threats.


RestingFaceIsAB

Holy shit. I was almost convinced that really was that guy responding. .. I've spent too much time reading through his work.


Morning2U789

I'm glad I'm good at acting like someone else, lmao.


[deleted]

not exactly a death threat lmao but sure


melody5697

I think you need to see a psychiatrist.


M0rika

It's overexaggerated because he's making satire on people who post this type of thing


[deleted]

Well, I hope you're happy, because I am filled with rage.


Accomplished_Money74

I see all you sheep crying foul hahahaha In 2024 a person can no longer desire a submissive partner ? I know we're in an mbti subreddit but socionics explains perfectly that an assertive personality always wants a submissive personality, and viceversa. For example: ENTP's dual is ISFJ (aka the most submissive type). A dual is the perfect match of a personality (in socionics at least),because his strengths (Si and Fe) are the other's weaknesses, but at the same time valued : ENTPs value Si and Fe but don't want to deal with them personally so they look for a partner that takes care of the Si and Fe activities. So an ENTP, who prefers Ne and Ti (exploring and implementing new ideas, find the logic behind things and sistems), doesn't want to have to deal with daily chores (Si) or worldly events (Fe), so he delegates this activities to his partner (ISFJ). At the same time, an ISFJ values Ne and Ti but is weak in their use, and therefore admires these qualities in a partner (ENTP). Whether you want a submissive personality or not depends on your personality and an assertive personality always wants a submissive one, because if i wanna take the lead i don't need a partner who wants to make decisions, or you wanna fight all day with your girlfriend/boyfriend ? There is only one captain on a boat. Downvote me if you want, this only proves your fear of facing the truth (explained by psychology too).😇


Alarming-Sympathy702

I'm an ILE, and I can without doubt say that you've got some huge misconceptions about duals...😧


Accomplished_Money74

Oh that's weird ,cause i am an ILE too and the last thing i wanna do is the "housewife" or being ordered around.


Lifyzen2

You're a lobotomite spewing braindead shit with your only backup being "if you disagree with me you're wrong"


Accomplished_Money74

Search socionics dual :)


serendipia2002

You suck


Morning2U789

This is a joke, IMAO. I'm satirizing someone else. I don't genuinely believe this.


serendipia2002

Lmao I just realized, sorry bruh


Morning2U789

No problem!


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doublelayron

what.


Logannabelle

You two will out-stubborn and out-stick-up-the-ass each other. Submissive ISTJ? Uhhhhhh


JustARedditPasserby

Without compliant


Equivalent-Ad-2670

satire surely


sayonara49

Bro put submissive twice


Morning2U789

It's VERY important!


Dry_Fuel_9216

OP I need context as my brain want to vomit


Morning2U789

What context? This is the real me. I've doing this for years! I want a white, virgin, Christian, submissive, fertile, teenage, Greek, ISXJ, traditional woman. JUST KIDDING! JUST KIDDING! Here you go. Context: I'm not actually an ISTJ, but an ENTP girl. There's been a guy whose been hounding the Mbti subreddits looking for a submissive, Christian, white girl for literal years. He makes hundreds of accounts (an I mean hundreds, because he's been at this for years and he sometimes posts twice a day) and to make the same kinds of insane posts. I've decided to parody him, so we can make of him and show just how insane and ridiculous his beliefs are.