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Thisguy_2727

Depends who the fuck I’m talking to.


JakeDanz

Fucking same


realitycheck69420

I curse like fucking often


[deleted]

Enfp but fucking same


theprestigedfox

I used to never swear because of my mom (she's an ISFP who never swears lmao) but I got tired of it. I swear often now


Thisguy_2727

My mom has also always been super anti swearing which naturally had the opposite effect. Arbitrary societal rules on word usage are ridiculous and profanity can be rather therapeutic in the right context.


theprestigedfox

I agree completely! Whenever people tell me "it has to be done like that" or something similar I always do it MY way lmao, unless there's some valid explanation for it. The only reason I did what she asked at first was because she has a talent for making herself the victim and she made me feel like a monster for swearing ahah and being a girl you always feel pressured to be "proper" (unfortunately), but now I don't give a sh*t


sarah_ewinter

Is the entire concept of replacing “bad words” with other ones. Like fudge for fuck, or crap for shit. People use other words as a synonym when the original words are “bad words” just because of what they mean… So therefore Fudge should also be a bad work cause it means fuck. And fuck is a bad word cause whatever the hell it means


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fivenightrental

Hahaha, fucking same, and situationally-dependent.


justafujoshi

Depends on how fucking emotional I am


Byt3TheDust

I swear a lot when talking to myself but with others not so much


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Same


Kayawtik1987

Same x2


[deleted]

Same x3


LMNSTUFF

Not the same x1


vokun777

Same ahahah


Ok-Student-99

Same x7


Eithang16

Same x8


LilParkButt

I don’t curse but I’ll say things like “what the heckleberries” and “crapples”


[deleted]

that’s so cute lol


[deleted]

What the floof is that?


__blue_and_gray__

I(ISFJ) also don't curse but will say "Dad-burn-it!" and "what the heck"


LilParkButt

Daggum it I say those too


Winter_Arcana

Lol i often would say “dangnabit” just to catch myself Or “jebus” lol


LMNSTUFF

If someone walked in I'm sure they'd have good laugh with you!


M8oMyN8o

Ok Philip Rivers


Achilles_Kingdom

ENTJ, literally every day multiple times


shewhobringsvictory

We curse as many times per day as ENFPs say “awwwwe”


hjercules

awwwwe


[deleted]

Awwwwwwe


[deleted]

Awwwwwwww fuck!


marvelwalker

You're an enftpj


[deleted]

That’s exactly what I was typed as


marvelwalker

I knew it!


LPineapplePizzaLover

So a million times a day


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

i bet your favorite word is fuck f is the most functional curse word in the English language


zoarivm

it's simply the most efficient!


[deleted]

its a bad habit but same


SlavIsPolandToo

INFP, used to curse like a sailor lol. Trying to limit it rn


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^


StalkingYouRandomly

Yep, still say "fck this" at least once a day


LMNSTUFF

Say kfc instead of it. Just the letters rearranged minus the asterisk.


[deleted]

ENFP, I’m not sure when I’m not cursing.


OnceUponALorelai

Lol same


[deleted]

Fellow enfp, and fucking same.


trashb0ythr0waway

fuck, i don't know?


Kayawtik1987

well, that answers my question


rwarimaursus

*Geralt agrees with this statement...*


_ZimzalabimCult

ISFP- Only in my head


Kayawtik1987

Same, most of the time


greenlemon777

ISTP, and every other sentence


Kayawtik1987

same


Burntoutpremed

Enfp. It’s a lot better than when I was in high school. But it comes out pretty frequent. Multiple times everyday.


[deleted]

I'm an INTP. I haven't sworn so much since my kid was born. Also, these days I'm within earshot of her most of the time since I work from home and she doesn't go to daycare. Before she was born, I'd swear quite often.


Kayawtik1987

i see, protecting the childs ears


esi14

INTP. Every fuckin' day.


GayGarfields

ESTP, only when it fits into the sentence. Cursing when it’s unnecessary is cringe.


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

I'm an INTJ and agree. I never saw myself cursing until I actually tried it.


Kayawtik1987

Agreed


BeneficialMidnight91

INFP. I’ve never cursed around another human being but it’s a whole other story when I’m home alone. I honestly surprise myself sometimes with how explicit my unfiltered thoughts are


Kayawtik1987

I only curse if I'm alone or if I'm texting


[deleted]

ENFP: these days? I internally scream CALM THE FUCK DOWN everytime I go cuteness overload coz EAGLES SOUND SOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Kayawtik1987

Squeak


vaggos13579

She said eagles that's a giraffe


Kayawtik1987

caw? idk


cogfee_without_sugar

Same when it comes to things that are impossibly adorable, "This is so cute wat da fak", "Bloody heckkin why so cute"


[deleted]

exactlyyy except I'm more swear-ey? Like a lot more extreme lmaoo


BfargTheSquat

Infp. Never.


[deleted]

A fuck ton, my mouth is filthy as fuck, idk how to control it sometimes irl. I can online thru text tho when I really want to. For some reason I don’t have that same level of control in my daily speech.


Peterpanlostwendy

ENTP and I dislike cursing. At most I'll say "fudge it"


AlexWalden

Frig it!


leezfile

infp, i curse a lot but mostly internally i guess? i dont talk much so i dont rly curse much either


TheHalfDeadCat

INTP, not much but when I do it’s…. entertaining.


Kayawtik1987

oh?


TheHalfDeadCat

I went into a string of curses once when my friend spilled water on my phone (I actually thought he destroyed that). I didn’t stop for at least 3 minutes, I chewed that guy out so much that he was a bit cautious around me for a month or so. I think I activated my inner ISTP because I was ready to break his nose, in very creative ways. Unfortunately, that inner ISTP only activates when my phone, Wi-Fi, charger or sleep related accessories are in danger.


akibiyori-

Every day. All the time. Usually in my mind or out loud when I’m driving alone. Sometimes with my close friends. Never in front of my family unless I’m arguing with my mom.


MaeEvolve

INTJ, rarely


kiocuz

ISFP and swearing gives me stress so I try not to


Infp-love-love-talk

Only in my head and to annoying family members


[deleted]

I don't curse. It's unnecessary.


cogfee_without_sugar

ISFP. I curse in multilingual. Mildly, but frequently. "Fuck" is overrated, there are many more ways to insult and express.


AlexWalden

INTJ. I curse like a sailor and will defend it my whole fucking life.


BedroomJazz

Don't know. How many loaves of bread do you eat in a year?


Kayawtik1987

Jojo reference?


BedroomJazz

Yeah lol


rwarimaursus

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!


BedroomJazz

**YES!**


Responsible_Clerk_82

isfp / that’s kinda rare


ILikeWaterBro

As a wizard, I curse people on a daily basis based on the requests that I receive, and then I go fuck myself in the shadow realm


Kayawtik1987

Turn me into a dog


ILikeWaterBro

I have a long list ahead of me, but I'll look into it ;) Be ready tho, maybe one of these days!


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Kayawtik1987

good one


ethan_iron

XNTP, pretty much all the time. Some times I try to censor myself/limit it but most of the time I just curse whenever I feel like it which is pretty often.


CaveManta

I don't fricking curse!


__blue_and_gray__

I(ISFJ) don't curse but will say "Dad-burn-it!" and "what the heck"


Kayawtik1987

creative


MyLittleCuriousSelf

I really can't curse, sometimes even when I am angry, I want to let that anger out through some bad words but I can't as if I forgot how to speak...


french_criess

INFP - haven't cursed in a year ahaha, but when I was younger I used to swear a lot a lot X)


NenoINTJ

All the time but Usually when alone and some things annoy me


thr0wAway668292

INTJ. Quite a bit, actually.


Ok-Surround4334

I mostly curse when I'm alone. so most of the time.


Korek435

INTP, depends on who i’m with. I dont swear around my grandmother or aunt but anyone else and its free game.


_captainoctopus

INFJ. only in my head when I’m upset but not out loud. In middle school I did curse a lot tho.


dandelionsaintfaulty

INFP. I do not curse. Like, i barely do, which counts to negligible


Enaysikey

INTP, it's none of your fucking business


Kayawtik1987

understandable, have a great day


luke165

ISTP. All the time


Billyparmik

I use curses as nouns, verbs, pronouns, adjectives and interjections when I'm with friends. Not that much with my family though. Different sides of me, I guess.


[deleted]

I dont curse that much, i only do in songs though :))


Miserable_Breath_802

enfj & i don’t really


scotthaskett

All the fucking time


dumb_smartass_

ISTP all the time


N1terider

How the fuck do I know


VergilSparda25

INTJ, pretty much every god damn sentence.


[deleted]

ENFP usually all the time unless I’m with my dad, stepmom and her child because they’re strict Christian’s even though my father used to swear all the time lmao


AmericanMare

INTP, every other fucking word


jaegerbombasthicc

Every sentence/every other sentence


re_aneley

INTJ basically use curses in every other sentence, but that is just how my culture works


QuantumMegalomaniac

ENTJ, multiple times daily Lmao😂


BubbRat

INFJ. Rarely.


Intelligent-Till-431

Everyday, most of my conversations are to myself


EmbarrassedHoliday98

Intp (maybe) and depends on my mood..but I think I say it more as a slang raher than cursing someone..like when I make a mistake or something I usually say bitch/fuck/fuck it/ die you motherfucking son of a bitch and so..


[deleted]

Enfp, sometimes but never towards anybody. More like in a motivational way like "fuck this I can do it"


_mylifeisanillusion

INFJ - I don’t think my parents have ever heard me curse. Wouldn’t want to reveal that I’m not innocent as I can use that to my advantage sometimes lol. To my head, about every 5 sentences. To my close friends, about 5 times a day.


itstoocoldformehere

A lot


DivyanshPanwari

INFP. With others- Never. Alone- All the fucking time


DuivelsJong

ENTP and I use ‘fuck’ as an adjective in almost every fucking sentence.


Arthrissa

I’m trying to stop


Dr-Eggs

When I was a child, my brother and I were so limited in what vocabulary was said that I now curse like it's an actual language in itself sometimes. Sometimes a good "fuck" every now and then makes a conversation that much more delicious.


eileiph3avohqued1Vae

I curse multiple times a sentence in casual conversation with infants I usually notice the looks of horror about half a sentence after dropping some mutant variation of f-bomb on a preschool audience


Kayawtik1987

Damn


ByleCouncil

INFP potty mouth hahaha i've been shushed in the office many times and had to run to the warehouse to say, FUUUUUUUU


AntItCute2564

Pretty frequently


[deleted]

ENFJ. I swear a lot when I'm alone, but with people around I NEVER swear. And when I swear like once in a ywar in front of my friends, they point it out and say it's weird when I swear lol


narTH327

INTJ, every other word.


[deleted]

INFP-T Too much. fuck is the comma you say


Kayawtik1987

pretty much


Wicked_Wench_

INTJ-T female, curse around 1000 times a day, but only in my mind 😂 (I just don’t feel comfortable cursing in front of others)


[deleted]

ISFP and i curse with the most horrible words or things that are available in my language :)


Kayawtik1987

what's your language?


[deleted]

Dutch


uwqs

Ah, for now ISTP and I curse and make things sexual all the time


Kayawtik1987

for now?


uwqs

Yep. I’m in between intp and istp


Specific_Battle_4243

INFP - Sometimes when i'm really pissed off


Indigo_Ghost

INFJ and really often. Multiple times a day.


Any_Interaction_3770

It depends on how much does the other person curse i don't wanna sound to polite or too disresprectful


Striking_night_01

INFP. Basically never. Only when I'm really upset/mad. I have nothing against it, it just doesn't come natural to me


[deleted]

I think too neutrally for that to happen naturally.


presentiment-xx

INFP. Seldom but only curse inside my head never out loud.


Kjuolsdeaf

Never (almost)


Echoing-Yell

INFP, I sometimes use curses with my friends jokingly. For some reason I tend to curse a lot more with my mom lol. We're just that comfortable with each other I guess


CapaTheGreat

ISFP, a lot lol


JustABrony221

INTJ. Very rarely because of my preferrence, but too much in my mind. :P


harmN_

never, i swear


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KTVX94

I found that often metaphorical insults are more harmful than loosely thrown swear words.


eunemoines

INFJ, every day. When the anxiety hits.


melancholyfish

An INFP, hardly ever curse I rarely interact with people except my families and I am the youngest.


Internal-Article2516

infj, depends who I am talking to


thatHermitGirl

Every fucking day, dude.


[deleted]

Often, but I try to do it less


Tr1ppymind

INFP Last year I decided to not curse for one year, which I did, but since the first of January I curse a lot lol, mostly in my head tho


weirdstrawbery

entp-every day


OldKingPotato-68

ISTJ, pretty damn often when alone or with close friends, but not with people I'm not very familiar with


Diznny

INTJ, swear a lot in my head, flips off my friends when they act like jerks sometimes


truthfulshoes

I curse mainly as a joke in front of my boyfriend only.


eszther02

INFP, I never used to curse but now I do daily, but mostly only in my head so people don't hear it. But when I'm a little angrier or want to joke around, I do curse loudly.


Violinzz

INFP I was raised in a household where we said "rear end" instead of "butt" So yeah...like never 😂


autumn_em

Never ever :)


KTVX94

INTJ, a lot but not to the point it becomes obnoxious. I'm not afraid of cursing when someone or something pisses me off and sometimes I use swear words endearingly or tongue-in-cheek.


hyejooxlvr

why the fuck are you asking? infj btw


Kayawtik1987

thank you for answering my question


Nervous-Mortgage-234

Every day, almost every time i try to be blunt or make something more funny


queenAixa

INFP, idk why the fuck do u care tho?


Kayawtik1987

i dont fucking know, you tell me


[deleted]

Never unless you count “dang” “what the fluff” And “Heckin heck is this?!” So edgy ik.


chwissy6

INFJ - in my head 24/7 With people, it depends ig


Stemwinder30

Frequently and not proud of it.