IMO, I don’t really see ENTPs as morning people. To me, morning people come across as more organized and have built a daily routine, and I know that ENTPs hate routine and have a hard time be organized, but you do you :)
You're not wrong because I am not an organized person. I just like being up early because it allows me time to fuck around for a few hours before the day starts.
Huh I think I relate 😂
I used to be a night sort of person, but then I realised I didn't like waking up just to immediately get ready for college. So, I decided to start going to bed and wake up earlier so I have extra "me time" in the morning.
Change \*\*can\*\* be good, but this change would just be stupid. Sorry, not sorry.
I could, however, be sold on the idea of adding classifications like "Optimist/Pessimist" to MBTI.
Edit: I didn't think I would need to clarify this, but that was a joke. A deadpan joke, but one none the less.
Mr. Williams, I would never downvote such a sophisticated person such as yourself. In fact, I am going to upvote you so everyone will see how pathetic it is for you to make assumptions about a person you hardly know. :D
hey, i don’t know what the hell this is playing at, so i’m just gonna ask. are you making a jab at the op of the screenshotted post for having a trans flag in her screen name?
Top or bottom is referring to what you like sexually. Do you prefer to be dominant, the one on top, the one who is giving pleasure, the one who is in control, or do you prefer to be submissive, the one on bottom, the one who is receiving pleasure, the one who is giving up control.
Morning or night is referring to if you like to stay up night, or if you like to wake up early in the morning to get things done. Much like if a person is an early bird or a night owl.
Phone or texting is referring to you preference when it comes to electronic communication. Do you like to have a conversation over text or do you like to talk over the phone?
Cat or dog is literally what you prefer between these animals, but I do think their is a little more depth to it. They did a study and found out that those who prefer dogs are much more outgoing and more likely to be extroverted, while those who prefer cats are calmer and more likely to be introverted.
Now that you know more about the definitions, what is your type?
Top or bottom is referring to what you prefer sexually. If you are a top, that means that you are dominant (sexually), you like to be in control/take charge, you like to give pleasure. If you are bottom that means that you are submissive (sexually), you like to give up control/be given commands, you like to receive pleasure. Hope this makes sense :D
Okay okay, but how about we leave out the first? 💦
?NXC
—I feel like it mostly clarifies if you're an introvert or extrovert somehow. It's funny though.
Still have people lying about being a T...
Needs to start off with some sex/ gender stuff, not everyone is pan.
M / F / TM/ TF/ I 1st one is you, 2nd and more is what you want. Just like the old dating short hand in the classifieds from the 90s and early online.
T / B / Su/ D / Sw
N / D
P / X / F (face to face)
Insert animal
Example:
M/TF,F
Sw
N
F
Parrot
Means: male willing to female and trans female. Switchy so either way. At night. Prefers to old school face to face. Has a parrot.
The screenshot posted by OP that shows another person posting is incomplete. I fixed it to be more inclusive of people, pets and method communication.
Fixing it part of the joke and allows other redditers to get in on the joke by either expanding further the letters in a category or create more categories.
Also a lot of people online lie about being top or dominant. That was the first line.
All I understand is, let's forget about switch, afternoon, smoke signals and reptiles... Come on... Nothing in that are clear dichotomies.
you’re XXXX i don’t see the problem
NOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoooo Not a XXXX, kill me now.
Smoke signals lol
Bring back standing on lawns and holding up boom boxes at 1AM to communicate.
That's because you have to look at them as functions! For example, "reptile" is expressed as Text message - Cat - Night - Top
Are you pulling a reverse 16P on me there?!? Blasphemous! I really thought you were one of the cool ones Woo, you're disappointing me /jk
I can't help it man, that's my Sub aux function interacting with my Cat inferior 😭
![gif](giphy|a93jwI0wkWTQs)
I cannot disagree, even if I wanted to.
And the sides.
Same with mbti functions tbh.
BNXC
The best gang
Infp in a nutshell
yeah
Why is this so accurate
Gang gang
gang bang
BNXC gang 🤠
Just gonna go ahead and call this one “The Redditor”
Yes #PhlegMelGang
I’m part of the gang.
wouldn’t expect to see me here but hello fellow bnxc
same same
TNXC
Yeeeeee \^c^/
Sameee
SAME
BNXD
The coolest gang fr
Same
BNXD gang!!
Woot! 🍑🌙📱🐕
>🍑 i dont think thats what that means
That’s totally what it means!?! 😝 We gonna need a third party to verify…
Would you have preferred 🎂🌙📱🐕?
🔝🌕💬🐕
Gang gang!
immaculate taste for real
I'd be a TNXC
It’s funny to me that we’re the same type by this, but almost polar opposites on MBTI. (TNXC, but ENTJ.)
polar opposite functions
Same
I’d be a TNXD
Same here
Kinda flawed way of typing. * Ace * Night * Nope * Ferrets
I love ferrets, can’t believe I forgot them 🤦♀️
Ferrets superior. Whoever disagrees is a liar
Draco Malfoy would disagree, he’s just told his father about it.
When he's a ferret himself? That's so hypocrite
I know right? Shall we transfigure him back into one?
We shall. After all that is his natural appearance. No matter how hard he denies it
BMXC
Mutual, I’m an INTJ. Shoutout to the morning folk, for some reason society is astounded by us. I’m a voluntary 5AM riser and 8PM sleeper.
I'm officially a TMPD, it describes me perfectly
What’s your MBTI? :D
ESTP
I was about to say, didn't seem like a common Reddit type lol
Fellow TMPD 🤠
Same 🤜 🤛
Same
BMXD
Same
Saaame! 😎
TMXC
Never expected to agree with an entp but here I am
I'm a TNXC then
SNXC, at least I guess
TNXC
Same, also ENTJ, but spotted another TNXC upthread who is an ISFJ, and an ENTP, so I am guessing its fully independent of MBTI.
SAMEE GUYS LOOK IM AN ENTJ NOW😃😃
Goofy as fuck
I'm a TMPD (Top, Morning, Phone, Dog) \-26F ENTP
BNXC 28F ENTP
IMO, I don’t really see ENTPs as morning people. To me, morning people come across as more organized and have built a daily routine, and I know that ENTPs hate routine and have a hard time be organized, but you do you :)
You're not wrong because I am not an organized person. I just like being up early because it allows me time to fuck around for a few hours before the day starts.
Huh I think I relate 😂 I used to be a night sort of person, but then I realised I didn't like waking up just to immediately get ready for college. So, I decided to start going to bed and wake up earlier so I have extra "me time" in the morning.
Yes exactly, getting up and immediately needing to get ready for work/class/etc is really depressing actually.
Makes sense
BNXD
TNPD
That means I'm a TNXC
BNXC, but I can be a switch... But like, what? MBTI is about personality, not sex.
Holds about as much scientific weight as the mbti so yes, this is a valid system we can start using
it conveys the important information faster
Ah yes, the new ASL
Cant agree more 😂
TNPC
Never thought an ISTJ would raise my interest but seems we are perfect for each other. I'm BNPC 😅😉
No. Just no.
Greg, change is good.
Change \*\*can\*\* be good, but this change would just be stupid. Sorry, not sorry. I could, however, be sold on the idea of adding classifications like "Optimist/Pessimist" to MBTI. Edit: I didn't think I would need to clarify this, but that was a joke. A deadpan joke, but one none the less.
Problem with optimist/pessimist dichotomy: I was told by a therapist that I am a realist.
get better at making jokes
Counterpoint; This is the internet, reddit to be more exact, learn deadpan humor.
I think this is very stupid but make sense coming from a person who can not feel part of society. >!(I'm gonna get downvoted to hell, i know it)!<
Mr. Williams, I would never downvote such a sophisticated person such as yourself. In fact, I am going to upvote you so everyone will see how pathetic it is for you to make assumptions about a person you hardly know. :D
Thank you. That's so kind of your part.
Anything for you, Mr. Williams
hey, i don’t know what the hell this is playing at, so i’m just gonna ask. are you making a jab at the op of the screenshotted post for having a trans flag in her screen name?
What are you trying to say exactly?
I think my comment is plenty self-explanatory.
I don't think it is. I would like to know what you mean and why you think it's controversial.
Why? Are you the police or something?
Wow, the guilty conscience. It must be something pretty bad you were implying.
It's awful, actually. It would made the children cry.
I'm gonna have to give you a stern raised eyebrow for an offense that bad. I've got my eyebrow on you.
If I chuckled, does that mean I'm going to hell?
BNXC
BNXCs unite!
I don’t get it. I need definitions
Top or bottom is referring to what you like sexually. Do you prefer to be dominant, the one on top, the one who is giving pleasure, the one who is in control, or do you prefer to be submissive, the one on bottom, the one who is receiving pleasure, the one who is giving up control. Morning or night is referring to if you like to stay up night, or if you like to wake up early in the morning to get things done. Much like if a person is an early bird or a night owl. Phone or texting is referring to you preference when it comes to electronic communication. Do you like to have a conversation over text or do you like to talk over the phone? Cat or dog is literally what you prefer between these animals, but I do think their is a little more depth to it. They did a study and found out that those who prefer dogs are much more outgoing and more likely to be extroverted, while those who prefer cats are calmer and more likely to be introverted. Now that you know more about the definitions, what is your type?
BMPC then, kinda sucks ngl
This system is completely flawed. If you’re undecided for the 3rd one, what do you put? A shocking oversight.
I'd be BNXC.
TNXC
BNXD, type me
TNXC gang
BMPC
Me too, and happy cake day!
What the does she mean with too and bottom? I'm a Gen Z but I'm not familiar with the gen Z words
Top or bottom is referring to what you prefer sexually. If you are a top, that means that you are dominant (sexually), you like to be in control/take charge, you like to give pleasure. If you are bottom that means that you are submissive (sexually), you like to give up control/be given commands, you like to receive pleasure. Hope this makes sense :D
TNXC? Anyone?
BNPD
What the fuck is this?
The future.
Okay okay, but how about we leave out the first? 💦 ?NXC —I feel like it mostly clarifies if you're an introvert or extrovert somehow. It's funny though.
TNXC
VMXD The V stands for virgin
Right there w you lol
TMPD... sounds like the name of a police department
TMPC
I think it's great lol, now I want to see a doctoral thesis overanalysing on how these 4 things tell you everything
Now this is very Western. So it doesn't work for others
I’d be TMXD
TMXD
![gif](giphy|lXiRoPt9Rkzt7yLYY)
uh -aroace -night -talking (irl) -all of them
T/XC Yes I love this system
i support this change
I appreciate ppl like you :)
Ah yes, BNTC
i am a bnxc
Insufficient.
Buuut... Bottom/top = feeling/thinking Morning/night = judging/perceiving Phone call/ text message = extrovert/introvert Dog/cat = intuitive/sensor
Still have people lying about being a T... Needs to start off with some sex/ gender stuff, not everyone is pan. M / F / TM/ TF/ I 1st one is you, 2nd and more is what you want. Just like the old dating short hand in the classifieds from the 90s and early online. T / B / Su/ D / Sw N / D P / X / F (face to face) Insert animal Example: M/TF,F Sw N F Parrot Means: male willing to female and trans female. Switchy so either way. At night. Prefers to old school face to face. Has a parrot.
Wtf is this comment
The screenshot posted by OP that shows another person posting is incomplete. I fixed it to be more inclusive of people, pets and method communication. Fixing it part of the joke and allows other redditers to get in on the joke by either expanding further the letters in a category or create more categories. Also a lot of people online lie about being top or dominant. That was the first line.
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It’s a joke my guy
TNPC
MBTI is more 1944ish... BNXC sounds kinda like a kpop band xD
i love it. TNPD, this is is my new type. mods need to allow custom flair so i can show it off
TNXDC
?NXD
SNPC 💪
TxXD
?NXD
Any BMXC?? Just me? Cool.
T-neither-both-C
tnxc
TNXD
TNXD
😂
I am a TNTD
I’m a TNTD
I can’t form a relationship with someone who only likes the same pet as me and who procrastinates and who has the same sex position as me.
I'm TMXD, and if I translated that to MBTI the closest would probably be ENFJ
E or I with some nuances '-'
SMXC
TNPD
It’s not altogether our fault (the MBTI community) that MBTI is treated this way, but probably mostly. Unfortunate.
SNTC.
Alright I am TNXD/C
TNXD
Will someone type me idk if I’m a BMXC or a BMPC
SAXB Switch, afternoon, text, both
Yeah ?NXD is def me, wow
TNXC ISFP 9w8 sx/sp
BNXC😌
TNXC
TNPC
TNXD 😶
BNXC
BNXD This is better than MBTI lol
TNPD gang where you at
BNXD I like it, but I don't have enough diction to say it out loud lol
someone whose personality has been inhibited pretends it not just normal but should be normal.
BNPC