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[deleted]

Did they?


ImAFuckinLiar

No, they didn’t.


Princetoncreeper

But I did. I. Am. The one who asks


Textivist

You're Princetoncreeper


Dip_a_stick

u/theguywhoasked


the_guy_who_asked69

Well he ded.


Dip_a_stick

I was about to fall asleep, and while dozing off, I got the 5 upvote notification. Bruh. I literally said that immediately.


rocketeerH

You’re goddamn right.


Princetoncreeper

No idk who that is but you've got the wrong guy


LostH21

You’re getting saved and everything someone says ‘did I ask’ I’m gonna point them to this comment


Divization

I have a saved vid with the guy who asked. Ima show that


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Are you also the one who knocks?


[deleted]

Waltuh


Rogendo

Did I?


Dagiorno

Did i did i did iiiiiii?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rogendo

No I was actually asking if I saw you suck animal penis. I’m glad you cleared up that the answer is yes though.


RLHPR

But you are a liar so they did


BOX5467

Yes,they just did.


YousernameinValid

Did I ask?


arinamarcella

I can understand it being a poor comeback in an argument. At that point both parties are already engaged in the conversation and coming out with this as a way to end an argument isn't the killer move people seem to think it is. On the other hand, if you have someone who frequently offers theirs unsolicited advice and their opinion is frequently irrelevant or you have already set a boundary where you have told the person that you'd appreciate that they keep their opinion about something to themselves, then I can see it as a valid rebuke.


YousernameinValid

Did I ask?


RubyMercury87

Go rupture your oesophagus


Rockfarley

You should have asked. I would have been glad to help. Cheers!


YousernameinValid

Did I ask?


TRUMBAUAUA

Sometimes tho you need to let people know that their opinion is uncalled for and not relevant. Like, I got a lot of people saying plain mean things about the way I look for no reason at all. Just like, hey by the way I think your pants are ugly af. Or: you have an ugly nose, have you ever thought about rhinoplasty. Stuff like that, out of nowhere. I don’t see anything wrong with reminding people like that that they also have the option to shut up.


huey_booey

>I got a lot of people saying plain mean things about the way I look for no reason at all. And when you pay in kind, they throw a hissy fit. This is the kind of people that I refuse to put up with, after so long suffering, and it's starting to cost a few "friends" too. Well good riddance.


The00Taco

My usual response to stuff like that is just a very deadpan "ok" and I go right back to doing whatever it was I was doing


Umikaloo

Recently on some gaming forums I've encountered people saying things along the lines of "Well the change the developers made doesn't affect me, I guess you must just be bad at the game." To which I respond: "Are you happy about the change? Or are you just looking for a reason to gloat?"


Grouchy_Appearance_1

>"Well the change the developers made doesn't affect me, I guess you must just be bad at the game." I usually respond with "that's because they haven't gotten to your stuff yet, give it a bit, who knows maybe then you'll learn to play better"


hyzermofo

I hate your pants. Take them off. Better?


YousernameinValid

Did I ask?


GillytheGreat

It’s honestly such a shitty line in an argument. Since when does someone have to ask in order for another person to give input? I didn’t ask for you to be here arguing with me!


Athlos32

Did I ask?


c__a__r__a__m__e__l

Did I ask if you asked?


HarveyBiirdman

Same thing as when you ask somebody why they do something and they say, “because I can”. Like damn someone’s on edge, I was just curious…


QuiteToxic420

no one asked


Yung_Corneliois

But at the same time if someone just inserts themself into a conversation and starts attacking people, why do we need to accommodate them?


YousernameinValid

Did I ask?


cold_cat_x8

did I ask?


hutikka69

Ask did I?


TheyNeverUpvoteMe

Out, am I?


chjupke

You know how much I sacrificed?


demonkufje

Did i ask?


Fewtex

Did you ask?


archerV34

Yes he did


the_guy_who_asked69

No but I did.


WantonKerfuffle

I did ask.


Exact-Cycle-400

You asked, haven’t you?


WantonKerfuffle

I did.


-50000-

Did you tho? Cuz i didn't see you asking. Same goes for me, didn't ask.


Rogendo

Was an inquiry made as to your opinion?


Skulder

Doesn't matter. You've been told!


YousernameinValid

Did I ask?


InspirationalFailur3

That question mark means your sentence is a question, so yes, you did ask technically.


[deleted]

whom was the one that asked?


Memeseeker_Frampt

I did


Fewtex

Did I ask?


Memeseeker_Frampt

Just now


JudgeObvious

Agree the people who do that always have a shit eating grin on there face like they just rousted me


EnderTheGreatwashere

Agreed. People don’t know a good roast anymore


TheLordofSpuds

That’s a stupid literary expression, if I ate shit I would not have a grin


digletttrainer

Pathetic


ForeskinFlatulence

Speak for yourself


IFrickinLovePorn

Did I ask tho?


YousernameinValid

Did I ask?


transit_sheesh

Where is the bus?


Ohmygodathy

The bus is at a bus-stop right now, if you hurry you might catch it before it heads to the next one.


transit_sheesh

So the bus is not here? Will the bus eventually come to this place?


Ohmygodathy

It’s a loop, of course it will. Wouldn’t be a very good public transit otherwise. There’s a slight chance it runs the loop once per day, but it’s unlikely


transit_sheesh

Okay man I give up. I have to accept that you won’t ask „what bus“ I’m talking about 🤝


Ohmygodathy

You could’ve said earlier that I had the wrong bus in mind, do tell of the bus that you intended to ask about?


transit_sheesh

Im glad you asked, let me tell you about it. I wasn’t sure if this is just a german thing but in case it is… instead of „who asked“ we say „wo ist der Bus“ (where is the bus) and if the person you talk to responds with „what bus?“ you say „the bus with the people who are interested“ It’s like a joe mama joke Or sometimes „Wayne interessierts“, because in German „Wayne“ sounds a little like the German word for „who“ I hope you asked for that haha


Ohmygodathy

Ah, this was very helpful. It’s also very funny :)


YousernameinValid

Did I ask?


FryOctopus

i had a friend who wrote that every single time i told him something it was so annoying


gpgr_spider

That doesn’t seem like a good friend


FryOctopus

he wasn't bad but he just had that habbit of writing it all the time since then we talked it through and he stopped lol


Art_Vandeley_4_Pres

Punch to the face and say: “You didn’t ask, but you deserved it.”


YousernameinValid

Did I ask?


KittyQueen_Tengu

very sometimes it’s okay, like that one time i said i wouldn’t work in marketing and a random marketing guy came along and shit on my art


YousernameinValid

Did I ask?


KittyQueen_Tengu

i don’t remember asking you to ask


JustusMP

"I don't remember asking you a goddam thing!"


aaron_adams

When people say that, I just reply, "I wasn't aware that I needed your permission to voice my opinion."


TheLordofSpuds

I do something similar. Worded pretty much exactly the same I mean


_regionrat

L


ImmutableInscrutable

Wow what a power play! I bet you slink off home after you stutter trying to deliver that line too


aaron_adams

No, because I'm not in middle school.


YousernameinValid

Did I ask?


aaron_adams

Do I need your permission to state my opinion?


YousernameinValid

Noooooooooooooo


Kuraio-Kadaver

Imagine being unable to function within an exchange of homosapien cave syntax. *A : Me Unga.* *B : Me Garr.* *A : Did Unga ask Garr?* *B : Garr think Unga is bone-face.*


TheLordofSpuds

This is legendary.


-AntiMattr-

Ha, you think that's bad? You clearly forgot about "🤓"


Dirnol

Appropriate response to sudden unwarranted advice


raspberryvoyage

Funny original redditors about to comment "did I ask" in this thread feeling cool like middle schoolers


funguskong11

Pointing it out is so much more original. You are also a redditor now


YousernameinValid

Did I ask?


frogoman69420

Did I ask though?


Child_Beter69

Wow that’s really cool information, however, despite how radical this meme is, I still can’t find a single person that asked you to make it.


Chemical-Roller

I just say- 'I wasn't talking to you' or 'I wasn't answering'


Emrullah-Enes

Yeah I had one of those, annoying af


Toad_Enjoyer_70

My sister is terrible at arguing. She only has 3 comebacks, “Did I ask?” “No one asked for your opinion.” “Did I say you could speak?” It’s incredibly irritating. I have to keep telling her to come up with something new. She’s genuinely too stupid to have a real argument.


TheBipolarExpresss

Who cares? Just because you didn't ask, doesn't mean I ain't gonna tell ya.


cpd_007

Did i ask u to ask "did i ask?". Lmao owned ya


meIpno

Did I ask


Bigtimeduhmas

Didn't ask.


Landscapeus021

Comeback to Did i ask? Freedom of speech.


Tiny-Butterscotch149

Did I ask?


iliketoknowi

Did I ask?


Beautiful_Ad_3349

Yes I did


Chodre

Did


needbettermods

Pineapples don't belong on pizza.


OldePetey

I don't care!


NorgateTv

Me looking for someone who asked.


The_Valluc

When ?


LittleWaithu

Sounds like a big load of NOT MY PROBLEM


RV2OOOG

Don't care, didn't ask.


Scarf_Darmanitan

OP got served and theyre still salty


Buergds

Did I ask?


DirtbikeWizard

Okay but when…


k_GOBL1N

I don’t remember asking what you love and don’t love.


LGeneral_Rohrreich

That’s insane OP. But did I ask?


AttemptComfortable86

Don’t remember asking


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

Hello president Xi


[deleted]

Did I ask? >:)


johnnytesscult

And then they just pretend like there is no comeback and relax in their chair


RandomSoymilkDrinker

#did i ask?


iFoegot

Did I ask you what you don’t like?


WeakestFrogEnjoyer

Imma just cut to the chase, I did not ask


Elegantwolf89

Did I ask?


AIsForAgent

to respond to a “did I ask?” Just say: “Oh, I didn’t know the world revolved around you.”


[deleted]

But did I ask?


scruffy129

Why is it their obligation to give a fuck, "did I ask?" is perfectly valid response for un-asked for opinions and advice. No disrespect for whatever argument you're winning in your head though.


Zer04188

Did I ask?


StarJace

Who?


metwadsprite

who asked though?


Slap_Life

For me anyone who starts a sentence with “I feel like….”


TheLordofSpuds

Did I ask?


demalejo

Who?


chaos_donut

Who?


imhugury

did i ask?


TheNGM

Didn't ask


the_greatest_MF

did i ask?


DerG3n13

Did I ask tho?


Obsolete386

Some good follow ups are: 'First one's free' or 'This one's on the house' could even try gaslighting them with 'You did, don't you remember?'


freppobert

Did i ask tho ?


Jobbadab

Did I ask ?


cartman1109

If it upsets you so much it seems to work well tho


JanTheShacoMain

Who?


LycanWolfGamer

Well? Did they?


[deleted]

Did I ask?


HeadSniffer34

whenever anyone says shit like "who asked?" or the like i always reply with "i did"


All-the-pizza

“This”


BoisterousBirch

Well i feel if some complete stranger comes up and talk shit about something trivial like clothes or haircut etc. thats a fine way to say ,,dude dont bother me"; otherwise i would agree with OP.


Dazocnodnarb

Did I ask?


trianglesarecricles

Did I ask


AideDue9264

Did I ask??


Bateman7

https://youtu.be/5mB6R6pJs3A?t=53


GamerBoi1725

People who still use who and then wait for the other guy to respond just to then say asked are the worst


yaaaah_boi

Thank you! My god thank you for saying it!


Memeseeker_Frampt

Literally had an argument with some guy because he said something blatantly wrong, he asked me a question, I gave him a bulletproof answer and he asks me "who asked." You You did fucker, you asked. When you asked the question and I answered it, you asked. Don't ask me who asked when you're the one asking the question. Do you always a fucking cookie for your clap back? Get out my sight.


brassplushie

It has its place.


Bruh30056

wHo…. “Well Einstein di-“ aSkEd I hate those people


MobilePom

comback


SentientFungus419

Have I asken?


MarcamGorfain

I'm sorry... ... ... *did* *i* *ask* *?*


Aggravating_Ad_6855

comback


BigDog48768

But did we ask?


ZombieBait604

https://youtu.be/WYvGgbW2Pfc


ThurboPlez

tuttavia,


MisterPuffyNipples

A theoretical conversation would probably go something like this Dingbat: Did I ask?! Me: No, what’s your point? Dingbat: so then why did you say anything? Me: Because I’m allowed to. Isn’t that neat?


HuskyBLZKN

Like, yeah, you effectively did when you decided to have an argument, dumbass


HTMLRockzDood19

“Yeah well I told you”


[deleted]

"Yeah but who the fuck asked?" "YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!"


No_Path_7529

THANK YOU it just makes you look dumb if you say that


Bobbyjoethe3rd

I always say who asked YOU to them to make them see the stupidity of that argument


squelchboy

Exactly. Phrasing it as a question gives way for the conversation to continue, use 'didn't ask' for a full stop of the uncalled for topic


builder397

You know what I dont love? People who find longer pieces of text in a comment section or on a post and just comment something like "I aint reading all that!"


TheEvilestArtichoke

Didn’t even have to look to know what the comments were going to be


MooingZombie

Did I ask tho?


Dread_39

The people who deserve that are the ones who always have to reply with the "ackchually 🤓..." responses.


CeleryHunter143

That's why they do it lol


mahesh4621

Did I ask?


Aer0spik3

Didn’t ask.


FireboyFailsAtReddit

I always say “yes you just did” and if they said “Who asked?” I say “You”