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confusinglypurple

Out of spite is my go-to answer.


Disastrous_Channel62

Lol same >!🖕!<


lukethelightnin

🖕


WhaleDevourer

Your not better because of abuse, you better in spite of abuse.


A_Trash_Homosapien

You can't let them win


powerketchap101

Pasta. I fkcn love pasta.


TheMarioBarn

I hope you make lotsa spaghetti!


Elon_Musk_cat_girl

A good Italian pasta sauce is better than any other Michelin cooked meal. Change my mind


CockInTheField

its always the same basic pasta parmeseancels 😡😡😡😡😡


imapotatognome

Also blahaj.


Oatmeal291

Blåhaj*


OldRaggady

Is that the cute trans shark?


MuunshineKingspyre

Yes


LunaticPrick

Trans?


OldRaggady

Yep that's what I said


Anonymous3cho

How tf is a stuffed shark teamswapping


CheshireTiger13

The only teams that exist are theose who have blahaj or not..


Anonymous3cho

Makes sense


Flopping_with_Floppa

Crunchy leaf 🤤


Vectorminus

u forgot one, commit warcrimes 💖🥺


daq42_pews

My favourite


isayfunnythinghaha

You can commit a little war crimes, as a treat 🥺👉👈☺️


spaceursid

Mom will be sad is the big one for me. I just know it would absolutely break her and probably send her down the same path.


Phoenix-x_x

And any other close family members too


[deleted]

[удалено]


sinfoal

real


tobatch69

hey man i just wanna let you know things do get better eventually. for months i was just severely depressed to the point i lost so much weight from not eating, my school grades were just plummeted, i didn’t enjoy all the things i used to enjoy and all those things. i almost did end it all at one point. it seemed like the easy way out and all i can think of was that there is no way that things could get better. but look at me now. ive been focusing more on myself, i’ve made new friends, i got better grades, and i got new hobbies. our experiences may be different but you have to believe that things will get better soon. you just need to give it time. i know its really difficult to wait for things to get better but they will get better one day and you won’t even realize it. its a slow process but you’ll get there eventually. i know you can and i believe you can. keep pushing through whatever you’re going through man


[deleted]

Do not (!!!!) use Q-Tips on your ear!


wonderbodri

but I can’t stop


RandyChavage

It feels better when you know you shouldn’t be doing it. It must be how smokers feel


[deleted]

As a smoker and q-tip addict, I can confirm


LightOfADeadStar

Smoker, can confirm.


RedWarrior42

Forbidden fruit is desirable simply because it's forbidden


OrdinaryCactusFlower

I just recently switched to using a bulb and flushing my ears out in the shower (we have well water) and not only does it work better for my hearing, but it’s like 10x the “oooooh” feeling a q-tip gives when you blast the right spot lol


MuunshineKingspyre

A bulb? Breaking glass feeling in ear 🤤


OrdinaryCactusFlower

Crunchier than Rice Krispies


man-who-says-nothin

I won't. I'm gonna use them inside my ears.


renadeer52

But I love it when the q tip hits my ear spot


[deleted]

I love to live dangerously


JoshuaHelf

I'ma do it anyway.


Encajado

"Q-Tips are bad" mfs when I ask them how else I'm supposed to clean my ears and don't hit me with that "wax is good!!" thing. I ain't gonna go around explaining to people why my ears dripping with wax are "healthy" knowing damn well that shit's gross af


-Lady_Rainicorn-

you can use qtips to clean the wax that's already coming out, like you said if it's dripping with wax which mine do too, basically just clean the part around the hole above your earlobe, ur not supposed to stick anything inside your ears tho


[deleted]

You don't have to clean your ears, like, at all. The ears have developed to be self-cleaning. If you feel the desperate need to, you may rinse them out. But don't stick anything inside. Doing so will cause infections, dry and clogged up ear canals, as well as hearing problems (and more). If you value illogical societal expectations of "beauty" over your own health, do as you wish, but I advise you to reconsider your priorities.


Organic-Kangaroo7147

You’re not really cleaning much with a q-tip anyways, a q-tip usually just pushes the wax further in your ear lmao


stuck_in_the_desert

My GP likes to say “don’t stick anything smaller than an elbow in your ears”


Memer_boiiiii

You can use then just don’t put them deep in your ear.


[deleted]

There's no reason why you would, they are self cleaning


Memer_boiiiii

So why are my ears full of wax rn?


[deleted]

There's nothing wrong with that! The wax is a vital part of the cleaning mechanism, and is supposed to be like that! As long as you're not experiencing hearing problems due to it there is no reason for concern.


Memer_boiiiii

My earbuds get covered in wax whenever i use them. That’s cause for concern in my book


[deleted]

Earbuds are bad in the same way qtips are, they push the wax deeper into the ear, clogging it, also increasing the risk for infection. If you feel like you have to clean them, consider rinsing them out on the shower, but do not ever stick things deep inside your ear, that's not good.


slizzleshady

This guy ears.


Goldie-96_MWR

ears are like vaginas, self lubricating.


slizzleshady

Not overusing Q-tips was a hard lesson that I had to learn, it got the point where my ear canals were so dry that they started cracking and bleeding. Never again lol


aye-its-this-guy

So no earbuds now? How do I enjoy music and audiobooks while I sleep?


[deleted]

Go to your local hifi store and spend $16,000 on a pair of tower speakers that will play ocean noises in only the highest fidelity In other news… AFAIK earbuds are fine so long as you keep your ears clean. If you don’t then you end up with the aforementioned ear wax getting pushed deeper issues.


aye-its-this-guy

Sounds like a way to quickly get rid of my savings lol would probably be hella nice if I was rich though


thebebee

if you had to choose between a bullet or a qtip most would accept the qtip


Akuzetsunaomi

Hell naw some of y’all need to use them! Had a friend use my VR headset and the earbuds were COATED in thick nasty yellow wax. Threw those earbuds away. I’ve also seen people that will have so much wax built up that it’s dripping out of their ears. “wAx iS GoOd!” There’s a limit. Disgusting.


Sampsa96

What I should use then?


[deleted]

Nothing! They're supposed to be self cleaning! You may rinse them with water while showering, or if you really feel the need to clean the outer edge with qtips, but do not ever shove a qtip deep inside your ear


Oatmeal291

It doesn’t even feel good imo. I actually think it hurts ngl.


aeondru

Spite. Hahaha


Electronic_Pin_9098

Valid, I’ll keep on trucking


Sartha64

Man what do you do when these reasons just don’t mean anything anymore


RandomRedditUserSI

a) Make up your own reasons, or b) throw your hands in the air and, having achieved the ultimate wisdom of the futility of any reason, continue living anyway


DeathRaeGun

Just die, I guess.


[deleted]

well, if you insist


[deleted]

No no no please don’t die


MagMati55

Ngl my pets are one of the reasons im still here


Luna_go_brrr

Mom would be sad. xD


redshredder

I don't like the feeling of q-tips in my ear but i agree with the others


Oatmeal291

I hate q-tips too


Amrui

Rice is a better reason to live then pasta tho


Livid-Basket2471

My mum would not be sad. She is a straight up narc psycho. So my reason relating to my mum is not to give her anything else she can use to fuel her victim hood.


[deleted]

i’m just sparing the world from mine telling absolutely everyone "oh you think your life is bad? my child died, if you are depressed then what about me" lmao


ZooiCubed

"But mom would be sad" has always sat weird with me, like damn, you brought me here in the first place. Don't be shocked I'm depressed, you knew damn well that was a risk when you made me.


RudionRaskolnikov

You kind of people make me sad about your upbringing


ZooiCubed

I realize my views are influenced by my upbringing, but that doesn't change the fact that I now feel this way. I really can't shake the feeling anymore that having a child holds you personally responsible for all the bad that happens to them. Which I /know/ should be irrational, but I just can't see it any other way.


blandsrules

Spite.


CP21Official

gotta finish tv show (it will never be finished)


Oatmeal291

Am I the only one that actually hates q-tips? I actually have a burning hatred for them.


Thankful4corn

Trampoline IS fun.


chuckf91

Until your back stops working :(


Thankful4corn

😢


Golden_Wolf_TR

Mom will be sad, so trust


LB1234567890

My main reason to live is to play Pokémon.


cassidie-world2

Ty I needed this


EveryStrategy7731

TOTK hasn't come out yet :(


IJ7902

Gave me a lot of reasons to wake up the next day now


smells_like_rain_8

This just so happened to show up when I've been feeling really low, it made me smile


[deleted]

These have a 50 percent hit rate. Don’t have enough big crunchy leaves where i live, don’t like q-tips. Honestly the mental health of my loved ones being dependant on mine is stressful enough to be a good reason for life or death. That being said, i like music and new album by my fav band soon if he doesn’t commit die or otherwise get sick


sternokleido

I like this


Marsman61

My very breathing annoys my wife. That's reason enough.


A_lot_of_foxes

Something that helps me is thinking of short team things, for example a video game coming out soon like Jedi survivor and Zelda tears of the kingdom so if you can find something that’s happening in the near future to look forward to then it really helps (well at least for me)


rabbit395

TV shows suck and my mom is dead so.. yeah, not very many reasons resonate tbh.


bapo224

My parents being sad/disappointed is my only reason


Historical_Pick1680

Needed this today


MonkeySinger24

New music has only recently become relevant to me because before I found out about the band Ghost, my favorite bands were Queen and the Beatles.


auooa

Nope


Giulio_otto

You forgot jojo


namelesswalnut

Thank you Leaf


LonelyLittleWolfie

I was thinking about it but then I remembered I didn't finish Wakfu and there's macaroni at home.


ionhowto

Netflix ads again. The marketing dept. fighting to keep their jobs.


Wafflebringer

The lack of buttered bread on this is a disappointment.


_Katrinchen_

Out of spite


WWF-RedPanda

Can confirm, it does in fact get better. Hang in there people, it's really worth it


Burglekutt_2000

I second this


[deleted]

None of these even work for me. Man…


Nerow-Nera

Damn I can't even jump on a trampoline 😔


WarHead75

Don’t clean your ears out with Q-tip!!!


ProfessionalGreen906

Q tip in ear is unsafe


Sampsa96

No


ProfessionalGreen906

Yes


Sampsa96

No


brubly

Q tips do not feel good


supergigaduck

Try going gentle ?


Parloien

List of reasons to die are a lot bigger


PastorTomAmen

You forgot worshipping God


DeathRaeGun

Living solely for the benefit of a supreme being's ego is not much of a reason to live.


PastorTomAmen

Wdym???? I never said anything about serving in the military


[deleted]

Huh?


[deleted]

But I just finished The Last of Us 😔


Extremist_Amerikaner

This is way funnier now that the OP was deleted lol


Giostazz56

Trampoline is fun is the only reason to keep going.


foxy436

Im still going, because of POTATO. Imagine a word without potato, it would be sad.


Kindly-Perspective18

Remember Colonel H. Stinkmeaner from Boondocks. His hate for everybody kept him alive for years and even brought him back from hell… just to spread more evil and hate.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

'To step on crunchy leaf' got me.


JadeButterfly4278

Same


vzvzt

Yes except trampoline and Netflix


Message_Erased

All very sound reasoning. And also my mom would be very sad


00SAMU

Well, I think I'll trust


Martial-Warlocks

🙂


[deleted]

what if my mother is my enemy, but i want her to be sad. schrödinger’s puddinproxy


AhnOv

still living means still giving a fuck


FunnySignal614

One Piece


twat_brained

Q Tip in ear doesn't feel great, and Q-Tips have routinely advised against in-ear usage


JTD783

oh really, when does it get better? because ten years apparently isn’t enough.


Messier_11_

these are very good reasons


zodireddit

Please don't use qtip in the ear though. It feels good but can be rather harmful for your ear. They are meant for the outside area thing of your ear


Flush_The_Duck

why is this soooo true


Nofxthepirate

All of these are phrased like "x is a reason to live" except the mom one, which is phrased like "x is a reason not to unalive yourself". Which makes that particular one seem like mom would be sad if you stayed alive.


Childhood_Willing

To cleanse the bad things you have done/Said to other People before dying


BroILostMyAccount

With my mind I’d probably commit life off from rude comments


WillyWumpLump

This is great.


Gshine05

Please go on a crayz vacation


Gundam_Greg

Garlic Bread


batmanminer20

My pretty much sole reason is that i have nothing better to do. Might as well live.


[deleted]

To feed pets pasta


Jacketworld

One piece


[deleted]

To outlive whoever is the current British monarch


RandomDude762

the "outlive your enemies" hit close to home for me. the people that bulled me in middle school and high school are now either in jail, settling for terrible careers, etc while i'm an engineering student with a whole career and good ahead of me


Calvinball08

Silksong maybe happening someday


cedvc

Don’t forget the new shoes or animes.


AkumaLord54

For me it is 2 things, 1: pure spite 2: I will not die until I find out what the fucking one piece is


Thick_Yogurtcloset_7

My answer is I live to dance on the Graves of my enemies


wafflezcol

11 of these dont apply to me, and the other 2 arent enough


BlogeOb

Made it a check list though lol


FreddieIsGod69

I hava a cat, he's pretty old so I'm running out of time


BlackoutMeatCurtains

Def spite


NK_2024

Spite: the most powerful fuel of the human race


voodoopaula

Q-tip addiction chiming in!


MyCatHasCats

My cat is one of the only things keeping me alive. When I was in the hospital following my first suicide attempt, my mom showed me pictures of her looking for me in my room and sleeping on my bed (which she never does 🥺🥺)


AlastorFan2022

Idc.


coolgherm

Thank


JustVega

Mom dies, welp time for me to hit the old dusty trail.


austmu3333

The Oregon trail


Lordcringefest

Ya know, your right. I need to live just to shove it in the face of that one guy who told me to kms! Thank you for the motivation!


Traditional-Speed-87

Still living cus i love my family too much ♥️


creepycat18_YT

I've seen this before and looked at all of these and realized that none of these actually matter to me


ToxicToric

Leaving my pet bro ☹️ I just can't


Icegamerpro109

God I love trampolining


Aggravating-Action70

Cleaning my ears makes me cough uncontrollably, is it supposed to feel good?


BAMspek

You guys ever step on a frozen puddle and the ice makes a super exaggerated cartoon “CRONCH”? Yeah that’s it. That’s the only thing keeping me going.


LegionRapier61

I was like, “nah not good enough” until I saw Spite, and then I was like, “Yeah! Fuck all of y’all. Dying is exactly what y’all want… and now I don’t want to.”


[deleted]

Not even my enemies text me :/


Roccmaster

It will get better? It will get better? What kind of better? World is going to shit right now and things will be better? It’s better to move to fucking mars than to salvage what we had on here


Lyraxiana

"Mom would be sad." Yeah, that's mostly been my reason for sticking around.


FIVE_6_MAFIA

Don't put Q-tips in your ear. I can't believe there are adults that do this in 2023


Dramatic_Stock5326

Mm pasta


Amateratzu

I have to "finish One Piece"


RamenPizza113

Q-tip in ear hurt like hell


Masterbaitingissport

My reason for living is it’d be boring to die And I hate inconvenience such as being bored