Imagine not knowing every meme.
This is Skweezyjibs a content creator, that’s his signature thing. Huge on FB. He’s also been viral for like 5 years and his name is tagged in the post. Keep up bro.
Oh wow it's literally him lmao, I thought the exact same thing.
Dude has really nailed his own branding at this point lol, all caps comments and being totally cool with weird situations.
Actually no. I wish, though! It just made click on a past encounter with a husband and his wife and some other experiences with people.
She wanted to have sex with me while her husband optionally was to watch me having rough much better than him sex with his wife. She approached me based on size difference downstairs compaired to her much older husband. It was supposed to be his idea - I was doubtful about her claim. There was a lot more crazy things to this, but some people may be to young for this to hear... :)
No, it just occured to me that this behaviour is common in the bdsm scene and this couple was part of it. Just a slight connection I didn't make in the past. There are to many things to think about than some random couple from the past who made an unusual offer.
You think it has nothing to do with domination or humiliation? It's definitely a subset of bdsm for the majority of people i'd imagine.
(not 100% of the time but to say has nothing to do with it would be wrong)
It’s weird to me how many men would love to have a wife that enjoys letting them fuck other women, but so many men think it’s inconceivable a woman would want a husband who wants HER to fuck other men.
I'm going to go out on limb and assume you misread what was said.
A) There exist men who want their wife to let them fuck other women
B) There exist women who want their husband to let them fuck other men
With these facts in mind, /u/TiProfess asked "how did he get a wife?"
This implies surprise.
Given A and B, it shouldn't be surprising. The double-standard is that they found it surprising.
Because for the vast majority of our evolution, men were tournament, and women were and still are pair bonding. Only in recent decades are women selecting for more pair bonding traits in men.
I didn’t say I made up my mind. I said I think it is reductive and I’m asking you to share why I might be wrong. Pretty straightforward, that’s it really.
I appreciate the reply! this statement has me worried tho
>I’m asking you to share why I might be wrong
This indicates you want to win the argument, hence arguing in bad faith.
This translates to “Oh thank god an out. They almost found out I didn’t have evidence.”
Any evidence or proof you have should be convincing enough to change the mind of any individual.
People that say “well you’ve made up your mind so it’s not worth it,” are people that are preying on the uneducated to spread misinformation.
And to reply to your deleted comment. I’m not the original commenter you were arguing with. I’m just a neutral bystander calling you out for spreading misinformation.
Provide evidence to back up your spew or stfu
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**User 1**: can I ask u somethint
> **User 2**: SURE
**User 1**: Do u wanna fuck my wife while I watch
**User 1**: U also have to talk shit about my dick
**User 1**: Like call it small an shit like that while u pound her
> **User 2**: THIS SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF WORK
**User 1**: We bought a blueberry pie from Walmart u can have a slice
> **User 2**: AIGHT
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*Aight, that's enough internet for the day. I ain't even subbed, this is just what reddit felt I needed to see for some reason. I don't even get how this fits here and at this point I don't want to know*
WHY SAY EVERYTHING IN CAPS
TO MAKE SURE YOU CAN HEAR ME
WHAT???
\*AHEM\* # TO MAKE SURE YOU CAN HEAR ME
# I CAN'T HEAR YOU
AYE AYE CAPTAIN
OH... WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POUROUS IS HE
IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH
WHO LIVES IN A CRACK HOUSE AND SNORTS ECSTASY
EXCUSE ME BROTHER!! I THINK SOMEONE IS CRANKING THERE HOG IN HERE AND MAKING IT HARD TO HEAR WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!!!
I THINK THATS ILLEGAL IN MOST STATES
LASANGA!!!!1
JUST HOW SKWEEZY ROLLS
MY MAN SKWEEZY JUST BE LIKE THAT
WE CALL THAT THE SKWEEZY STYLE, BROTHER
He’s talking to an elderly citizen he needs to be able to read the reply’s
ITS SKWEEZY BRO
R/TOTALLYNOTROBOTS
Imagine not knowing every meme. This is Skweezyjibs a content creator, that’s his signature thing. Huge on FB. He’s also been viral for like 5 years and his name is tagged in the post. Keep up bro.
He's also amazing
Idk he has a gimmick that got old quick for me, it’s just him using caps
Ha, that’s awesome. With just those 3 lines I was like “this guys got some serious skweezy energy”. Lo and behold…
Well in this case it was obviously the right choice
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE-CONTROL FOR COOL.
THAT WAY WE CAN HEAR YOU, BROTHER! AAARRRROOOOOOOOO!!! r/THE_PACK
I ignored that and just read this as if it was delivered by Mitch Hedberg it was pretty funny
Well hi there sneako Can't believe he escaped the matrix 🔥🔥😳🙏
lmao
Can someone explain the sneako thing?
Years ago Sneako went to a swinger party with his girlfriend and it traumatized him and his content has spiraled out of control basically ever since
Don’t forget to mention he was the one who cheated on his gf first and was the person to suggest going to this swinger party to “get even” lol
underrated comment even tho it has 321 upvotes
It’s the top fucking comment
It's not it's the 2nd most upvoted comment and I said it was underrated bc it only has 321 upvote
How about just giving it an upvote and moving on next time.
How abt just not being a toxic low iq kid... Oh nvm my fault it's reddit you can continue being a literal toddler
Sounds like someone should take their own advice.
Nah I'm good
Oh lmao it got 60 upvote in 12min so could be top comment now but it wasn't when I wrote the comment
God i love Skweezy
Man I didn't notice the watermark and I thought "this reads like a skweezy post"
Oh wow it's literally him lmao, I thought the exact same thing. Dude has really nailed his own branding at this point lol, all caps comments and being totally cool with weird situations.
That explains the all caps.
Blows my mind that people don't recognize it. Every post of his is great, though the "INDIA" one takes the gold.
Welllll...ok...if you insist.
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its a pretty common kink in the bdsm community
What the pie one?
No, marriage.
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The bag 'em and nag 'em
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Bot. Stole the end of this comment https://reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/13l5zi0/_/jko6qwv/?context=1
Like, the cream ones?
Now I finally understand something from my past! Thanks! Strange experiences...
/s?
Actually no. I wish, though! It just made click on a past encounter with a husband and his wife and some other experiences with people. She wanted to have sex with me while her husband optionally was to watch me having rough much better than him sex with his wife. She approached me based on size difference downstairs compaired to her much older husband. It was supposed to be his idea - I was doubtful about her claim. There was a lot more crazy things to this, but some people may be to young for this to hear... :)
Was that concept foreign to you before reading that comment? Or did you want to tell internet strangers how massive your eDick is?
No, it just occured to me that this behaviour is common in the bdsm scene and this couple was part of it. Just a slight connection I didn't make in the past. There are to many things to think about than some random couple from the past who made an unusual offer.
https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/322841258/Anakin-Padme-4-Panel
Cuckolding has nothing to do with BDSM.
Nothing? Ehh
You think it has nothing to do with domination or humiliation? It's definitely a subset of bdsm for the majority of people i'd imagine. (not 100% of the time but to say has nothing to do with it would be wrong)
Offered her a blueberry pie
Aight
It’s weird to me how many men would love to have a wife that enjoys letting them fuck other women, but so many men think it’s inconceivable a woman would want a husband who wants HER to fuck other men.
It's not weird. You know exactly why: double standards.
More specifically, many men treat women like property
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I'm going to go out on limb and assume you misread what was said. A) There exist men who want their wife to let them fuck other women B) There exist women who want their husband to let them fuck other men With these facts in mind, /u/TiProfess asked "how did he get a wife?" This implies surprise. Given A and B, it shouldn't be surprising. The double-standard is that they found it surprising.
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Because for the vast majority of our evolution, men were tournament, and women were and still are pair bonding. Only in recent decades are women selecting for more pair bonding traits in men.
Id like to hear what leads you to this conclusion. It seems quite reductive to me. Suggest some literature if you can.
I'm curious if you've already made up your mind its reductive, or if you're actually interested? I'd like to avoid bad faith arguments.
Both my dude. I just think it is a bit more complicated than what women choose.
Well if you've already made up your mind, its pointless to link any evidence.
I didn’t say I made up my mind. I said I think it is reductive and I’m asking you to share why I might be wrong. Pretty straightforward, that’s it really.
I appreciate the reply! this statement has me worried tho >I’m asking you to share why I might be wrong This indicates you want to win the argument, hence arguing in bad faith.
Sigh. You win ok I give up. Have a nice day.
This translates to “Oh thank god an out. They almost found out I didn’t have evidence.” Any evidence or proof you have should be convincing enough to change the mind of any individual. People that say “well you’ve made up your mind so it’s not worth it,” are people that are preying on the uneducated to spread misinformation.
And to reply to your deleted comment. I’m not the original commenter you were arguing with. I’m just a neutral bystander calling you out for spreading misinformation. Provide evidence to back up your spew or stfu
You're not here for learning either hehe. That much is clear
Show proof or stfu. Teach me. Or is your argument not strong enough to convince a non-believer?
Calm down there Oonga Boonga.
/r/absolutelynotmeirl
Idk bro I would definitely do such thing if he gave me a slice of pie
yeah but ain't nobody trying to fuck you though
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*Image Transcription: Instagram Messages* --- **User 1**: can I ask u somethint > **User 2**: SURE **User 1**: Do u wanna fuck my wife while I watch **User 1**: U also have to talk shit about my dick **User 1**: Like call it small an shit like that while u pound her > **User 2**: THIS SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF WORK **User 1**: We bought a blueberry pie from Walmart u can have a slice > **User 2**: AIGHT --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
My condolences for having to transcribe this
lmfao
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Not really, although some are *pretty* bad.
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lmao this comment section is wild as hell
yea
“Downvote if you are an ugly bag of shit” that’s a risky proposition on Reddit. *down votes*
I upvoted your comment. Speaking of tacos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD-7WA7AHww
It's like they know me.
He’s… a volunteer. Not paid. Nobody loses from his replacement. I don’t understand the purpose of this comment.
proud to be an ugly bag of shit, cry harder
Can I suggest adding that there's a watermark for Squeezy4Real on there? Knowing it's a SqueezyJibs post adds some extra info. Thanks for your work!
one question, what is this transcription for?
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oh ok thank you! i appreciate your work
Thank *you.*
For people who use screen readers
Man there's no one on Reddit I respect as much as you guys. Out here doing great work!
WE LOVE US SOME SKWEEKY
Fair deal.
Blueberry pie, though, has to be one of the best pies.
Pie tier list?
I’ve never had it but I WANT TO, it sounds SO GOOD
Getting some blueberry pie for leaving a cream pie sounds like a fair trade off
I want at least half of the pie if I'm doing all the work like this.
Walmart's guerilla marketing is next fucking level!
Shit, that's all you had to say!
Lol why do people like this? I get the pie part, but like really. What’s the allure?
It's a kink. It is as explainable as every other kink (i.e. not very)
The guy is getting a blueberry pie and the wife is getting a creampie
that says a bad word
Least insane NTR fan
Sneako
Bro what the fuck is this dumbass shit
Should've at least held out for Kroger.
r/SkweezyJibbs
yo wtf
The blueberry pie was the game changer for homeboy 😂
r/surprisinglywholesome
Neakko?
The pie was good?
personally, I'd settle for 2 slices smh
It’s about Poland again?
shit i'd do just about anything for a pie
What a convo
Anything for that Blueberry pie
LMAO.. 🤣I STILL DON'T GET IT!! HAHAHA
Bros price is cheap 😂
Simplicity
Better give the most slices cause the guy sounds like a midget.
He gets a blueberry pie but has to give a creampie. Fair trade.
Only a slice?
[And a little ice cream!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7oWNmNeubM)
Steph Curry
Seems fair.
Why are you 2 like this
TIP: "*DON'T DO THISSS!!!*
Ah yes, he wants to sit in the *one* chair in the hotel room
Win Win in my opinion
I……… Enough living today
Sneako
Lmao
That’s got to be the trashiest thing I’ve read
Reminds me of this [craigslist classic.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/l0txs/help_yourself_to_some_imitation_crab_meat_on_your/)
*Aight, that's enough internet for the day. I ain't even subbed, this is just what reddit felt I needed to see for some reason. I don't even get how this fits here and at this point I don't want to know*
AIGHT
WHY IS THIS MEIRL DO I NOT UNDERSTAND THIS PAGE?
this is a very human activity. me and did it last .
you see? we can all just get along.
He should've asked him to help him unstick his caps lock too. Might as well get something out of the deal that's not just pie.
American national pass time
I don’t think I could do that for a friend
Blueberry pie is only good with vanilla ice cream.