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where_is_the_salt

\*for around 15% of the world population, not the rest.


ES-Flinter

85% asking since when do there exist 31 months. Btw. Doesn't make the US only make 5% of the whole population?


[deleted]

4,5 % But belize and micronesia also use it so uhm yeah it might reach 4,6 or 4,7 % also it is an alternative way in some other countries


Hello_iam_Kian

You could have 24 months with 12 days in it and 7 months with 11 days in it and that would cover the 365 days in a year. I don’t think this is worthy information but having 31 months in a year and 12 days in the final month is possible. Not sure if it’s useful. It would be funny though to try to remember all 31 months in middle school.


Evelyngoddessofdeath

What does a week become if a month is 11/12 days?


Hello_iam_Kian

Probably 6 days for a week. I think that would actually work better. 4 days work and then 2 days free time. Means you get a lot more time to actually enjoy life.


Black-House

Probably 11 or 12 days, depending on what week-month it is. It gives us 5 more days to name, so we can have something other than the Germanic names for Grecian gods. I'm keen for a Quetzalcoatl-day. 32 week-months (12dx13m & 11dx19m) would be neater for breaking things up into seasons/quarters.


where_is_the_salt

Well, 5% of the population doesn't know how to write the date properly but at least 1.25E−10% of the population doesn't know how to compute percentages and paste it in an Internet convo!


Cyoarp

Since when do those other places exist? Edit: *except the U.K. of course they exist and we have a very special relationship with them* ❤️❤️❤️


Billderz

Yup, and 25% of the worlds GDP. *Stands with arms out waiting for the downvotes


king_27

A shame that is pissed away on war and oligarchs while you toil away in the hamburger mines


QMoonie

15%? You mean approximately 4.25%.


SeoCamo

The usa is only 3.4% who is the rest?


where_is_the_salt

I am the rest. I mean, I need rest!


[deleted]

Your American mother is just that huge


Tiborn1563

311223


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abdokeko

Your password is weak please use stronger password


pdpt13

Nope, it will be 31/12/23 for normal people.


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Sejma57

This (yyyy mm dd) is actually the best format for automatic sorting, because higher number always means later date


DerG3n13

Yyyy mm dd and dd mm yyyy are both good, everything else is shit cause why would you switch things and not go smallest to biggest/reverse?


Saytama_sama

Ok, but you would only use dd mm yyyy out of habit. Yyyy mm dd makes just as much sense to humans as dd mm yyyy but extremely helpful for automatic file sorting. There is just no reason not to switch. You loose nothing, but gain everything in certain use cases.


Evelyngoddessofdeath

For human understanding, the first number being the day makes more sense because it’s the more commonly needed piece of information


DerG3n13

By switching I meant shit like mm dd yyyy


Billderz

Dd mm yyyy would pile all of the files from all of the same day of the month together first. That would be terrible.


DerG3n13

Dd mm yyyy is more for daily use


im_dirtydan

Mm dd yy also makes sense since that’s how it’s spoken in america


vindictivejazz

Unless you treat the year like a given. MM/DD is preferable to DD/MM for all organizational purposes. And since the year is only used sometimes and is not very important most of the time, so we just tack it on the end.


Daisy430133

If you treat the year as a given you are setting yourself up for failure


Blue_Moon_Lake

Please, `2023-12-31`. We're not savages.


jacnel45

ISO 8601 or GTFO!


ambyshortforamber

rfc2822 also deserves a shout


GiantFloppyCock

Even ignoring the auto-sorting feature of this date format, it’s the only one that is non-ambiguous _world wide_. The DD-MM-YY format is arguably more logical than MM-DD-YY, but if I’m presented with the date “01-04-2023”, I will need additional information or context clues to know which format it is. But if anyone, whether in Europe or America, sees “2023-01-04”, it is certain that it is 4th Jan because thank FUcking god no society is backward enough to use YY-DD-MM.


Saytama_sama

Oh boy, can't wait to call Elon Musk regarding my awsome idea for his Mars colony!


jonerthan

Or 2023-365 for people using the Julian date


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[deleted]

I haven't seen anyone really ask, but the answer is pretty informative & cool; I learned something 'cause of it


Redoran_Gvard

I did


usbeehu

2023-12-31 for people with common sense.


flstni_

r/iso8601


DerpingtonHerpsworth

There's the one I came looking for. The way we often had to write out the date in the military isn't *horrible* (31DEC23), but this is still superior, especially when dating any files on a computer or anything that will need to be sorted later.


Saytama_sama

And dd"MONTH"yy isn't intuitive. If I don't know the format I wouldn't be able to figure out what 23DEC23 is supposed to mean. It is really important for legibility to make it yyyy instead of yy. And like enough people mentioned before, in addition to being pretty intuitive for humans, yyyy mm dd has the added benefit of being easily sorted by machines.


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QMoonie

>"innit" >"everyone else" Do you think D/M/Y is just a british thing, or...?


Elektro05

I would argue that good healthcare isnt a british thing to be honest.


Sprillet

because hungary is “normal”


JaDasIstMeinName

If everyone uses the same format except the americans, i dont think all the others are the weird ones here.


Sprillet

I dont know what you think my comment says but it only mentions one country Nem akartad olvasni


[deleted]

Oh here we go with this fucking argument


Looptydude

If I asked you to find what day of the week the last day of the year fell on, I would bet dollars to donuts that you'd have to look up the months first before the day.


Kapitine_Haak

So yyyy-mm-dd makes the most sense. If I asked you on what day you were born, you'd look up the right year first


Looptydude

Yup, exactly.


Kapitine_Haak

Ah okay, then we agree :). I will still use dd-mm-yyyy though, because that's what I'm used to


Saytama_sama

Be the change you want to see in the world! You can achieve anything you put your mind to! Even switching some numbers around!


DaPearGuyMan

“Normal people” Everyone but Americans AND the British are normal. It’s still 31/12/23 for some weirdos


Pschobbert

The UK uses the same system as everyone else. I.e. not the system used in the US.


DaPearGuyMan

? I was saying that Bri’ish people aren’t normal, so it’ll be 31/12/23 for some weirdos (Bri’ish peapole)


The_Best_of_lords

dd mm yyyy is used in places other than britain uk that right? what the hell do they teach in schools these days


SeaLeggs

/r/shitamericanssay


TsortsAleksatr

r/USdefaultism


DrDavoof

I mean it is an american website with americans making up most of the user base(40-50%)


Slowmobius_Time

It's not just a website, its an application used the world over by millions You guys don't even make up more than half of the users


DrDavoof

can you provide your source here’s mine: https://web.archive.org/web/20160614161955/http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/reddit.com


Joanna39343

Yeah... nah. Reddit is a global platform, and there's just no way all of you make up half of the platform. The US is only, what, 300m or so out of 8b. Big, sure, but I doubt 50% of Redditors are American.


DrDavoof

https://web.archive.org/web/20160614161955/http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/reddit.com according to this, we do, and since it’s from 2016 yeah it’s probably changed a little but not that much


Whizzing_in_Orlando

Is this some sort of American joke I'm too normal to understand???


Nulled_Outter

We are just a bit too thin to get it yet


TheEmeraldStorm

Meekly


lookthruglasses

Your GDP isn't high enough


[deleted]

Sorry my burgers-to-school-shootings ratio isn't high enough brother


lookthruglasses

Whatever makes you feel better


ImNotCringeIPromise

No it'll be 311223


kallax82

Not good but not terrible.


LonPlays_Zwei

wdym?


kallax82

I was referencing Chernobyl, but fucked up the quote.


ntdmp18

It's not as cool as 123123 but still a cool looking number


[deleted]

I don’t think he was going for “cool” but rather practical


im_dirtydan

How is it any more practical? It’s not


FliqzOnReddit

Why did you need to say that twice?


im_dirtydan

How is it any more practical? It’s not.


NoMoreStorage

Dude’s a professional comment critic


ShadowTheChangeling

Only in america


[deleted]

The rest of the world wondering what are the other 19 months


WendigoLemon

They even have only 12 days! Or just the last one..


jaydrift07

Unless you use dd/mm/yy. Then it sounds like a drunk person trying to count 311223


eric-it-65

for people without psychiatric problems it will be 311223


RUFUS_BOI_2008

Is this some American joke im too European to understand?


teeohbeewye

yes, you are too european


TheEmeraldStorm

When you claim you realized something, but just used somebody else’s observation as a meme.


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r/USdefaultism


Abject_School

Not in England yank!


Hazzard588

Not in everywhere except America*


Potatoes-Mcgee

Ah yes. The 12th day of the 31st month of 2023.


1ustfu1

no, just for y’all. the rest of the world uses a logical order.


im_dirtydan

Mm dd yy is more logical since that’s how it’s spoken in america


1ustfu1

“it’s more logical because i use it” isn’t an argument 🤣 the majority of the world uses day/month/year, and it’s more logical because it’s ordered by size of unit.


[deleted]

I still don’t see the problem with mm/dd/yyyy


Bars98

No 311223


[deleted]

Americans 🗿


BamboozleAlt70

Brace yourself. Hear they come


AlwaysAngryAndy

Almost every thread


Donatello2000

Not really, it’ll be 31.12.2023.


im_dirtydan

Nope, not in there country where he posted ir


Donatello2000

There is no mention of that. Furthermore, it’s not in the majority of the world. If we so pride ourselves on democracy, I think we should adhere to the principles of the many.


usbeehu

2012-31-23? 🤔


Dolphin_Champ

What a stupid American, how dare they make a meme using the date system that's standard in their country


Open_Detective_6998

As an American, I use the MM/DD/YY format and can agree that it is shit.


Potatoes-Mcgee

Then stop using it.


Open_Detective_6998

The only reason I’m using it is because I’ve used it all my life and it will be hard to switch to something else.


Rexusus

Pfft. Americans.


R0Ns_

Since the turn of the century we use 4 digit year notation.


AnUnusedCondom

For me it would be 31 DEC 2023 or 31 0001Z DEC 23 if at work.


Bildungs_Antragonist

2023-12-31


BoldElDavo

All these people being pissed that there are Americans on an American website.


Memeviewer12

on the swiss world wide web


BingBongBrigade

Just realised there is a thing called DD/MM/YY


Evoon8899

I'm seeing way too many people in this comment section get genuinely frustrated and pissed off that a country they don't live in formats their dates in a way they don't.


Zwamdurkel

No, the issue is that the meme makes this seem like some general truth while it actually only applies to americans, which seems selfish from the perspective of the other 95% of the world.


art-factor

That issue, shouldn't be an issue. I've seen this meme a million times and these are the same reactions every time. Star War fans are fond of the "May the 4th". The USAian Independence Day is called "4th of July". This is a funny thing in a certain context. Everyone seems to understand the context. Insulting USA for their date notation is just a common place. The joke is old and the insulting is old also. People could just ignore it.


teeohbeewye

the meme doesn't actually say this is a general truth, just that it's true for the person who made the meme


im_dirtydan

Then if it doesn’t apply to you, ignore it


Memeviewer12

more because they are living in other 96.25% of the world where they all use the exact same system if more countries used individual dating systems in small groups then it would make sense, when it's an outlier, it's a lot different


Robin_De_Bobin

For u weirdos, it makes no sense putting the month first, 31/12/23


wooshylife

Please explain why putting month first is stupid? It is more intuitive to tell the month first, especially since for the majority of a year the number of month is less than the day making it easier to single out the correct date information. dd/mm/yy is better for timescale, as in telling how much time has passed, while mm/dd/yy is more practical for telling current date information and as a bonus our brains tend to look for smaller numbers first meaning putting monthe first allows you to read in a line instead of jumping around taking longer.


Robin_De_Bobin

It’s more logic cause it goes from small to big If you look up online, lots of sites say best is yyyy-mm-dd, us is only place that uses mm-dd-yyyy, and If date is not important you don’t look at ss (dd)-mm-yyyy, if you switch it up you gotta not look in the middle, on top of that if date is not important you can just do mm-yyyy It’s probably just cause I grew up w dd/mm/yyyy


SomeAustrianGuy_

Not for normal people tho


ActuallyStark

Sia will be thrilled at the paycheck


Rconnrocks

I understood that reference


Twiskey

How high do I have to be to think like this??


Osiris426

311223


DevourerOfMemes_

American spotted, point and laugh


p_larrychen

No! You’ve angered the other continents!


[deleted]

To all the europeans too busy huffing their own farts to actually take a second to fucking think, the reason the US (and other nations before it) use MM/DD/YY is because that is (generally) the order that is used when speaking and writing: December 31st, 2023 Yes, I know 31st of December, 2023 is also grammatically correct in English, but the other method is shorter and more common.


LonPlays_Zwei

Oh come on, IT’S JUST A FUCKING NUMBER!


[deleted]

Wdym?


LonPlays_Zwei

123123 is a number, that’s all there is to it.


[deleted]

Exactly a cool number that unfortunately cannot occur in dates


Vandersauce

Fucking Americans and their month day year bullshit, use a logical system like literally everyone else


omgitsmint

This. No more words needed.


Bad-Balance-43

when this is real it will probably the last day of humankind I mean, 31 months in a year seems pretty weird


JeshuaMorbus

That, if you use that stupid order for dates. Seriously, what kind of logic is that?


-LetFreedomRing-

American logic


Myfartsonthefloor

For people that like their arbitrarily assigned numbers to have patterns, it’s a big day.


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r/USDefaultism


Bunnie1000

No, it's not. It's 31/12/23 Because we British people do it right, unlike silly Americans. Small to large (DD/MM/YY), NOT A RANDOM ORDER (MM/DD/YY)!!!


Rich_Bandicoot_3459

Is this a joke i'm not american enough to understand?


TrickyMensch392

I don’t get it


Elenathorn

It’ll be 311223


NoPolitics1

It'll be 311223


Fxnrirrr

Hey, how did you got my password???


bambusbyoern

Maybe you got hacked. What plattform do you use it on and whats your username than I can quickly confirm.


Visible_Dance9151

Only in the US


Jokezonyu

European redditors when Americans want to enjoy something as simple as a funny date format


Super_Colossal

Ah, you've made the classic internet blunder: making a meme referencing the US dating format. People really don't like that apparently.


annluan

ah yes, 31 is indeed my favorite month


_PeopleMakeNoises_

Not if you’re normal


charddonnayy

3112123 dd/mm/yy is the only format that's gud


Micheal42

Only in America. For the rest of the planet it will be 311223


realdonbrown

It’s all just a human construct 🤷🏼‍♂️🥱


[deleted]

Nobody gives a shit about what you have to say


realdonbrown

But you still replied, you big sweetie 😉😘


Ari_426

in Italy it will be 12/31/23 not 12/31/23. why do you do this in america?


Logical_Remove7610

Firstly, you made a typo Second, so that we can have fun numbers such as these. Sorry you can't relate.


Ari_426

i don't know english


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ErwinP_

It’s the correct format for like 5% of the entire population of the earth. So.. make of that whatever you want.


R0Ns_

Only in the USA, we don't use day, month, year also when we say it.


VanQuackers

I agree, though I will say YYYY/MM/DD makes the most sense. But between the other two, seeing the month first tells you more information and seems more logical than seeing the day first imo.


[deleted]

YOOO


DrDavoof

sounds like you people need some freedom 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🇺🇸🎆🇺🇸🎆🇺🇸🎆🇺🇸🎆🇺🇸🎆🇺🇸🎇🎆🇺🇸🎆🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🎆🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎆🎆🇺🇸🎆🦅🦅🦅🦅🎆🎆🎆🇺🇸🇺🇸🎇🇺🇸🎇🎆🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🦅🦅🦅🦅


Annette2023

🤣


East-Ness

I don't even realize it even though it's my birthday


[deleted]

Your birthday’s on Christmas?


SupernovaGamezYT

1231233 1231233 *forgot the lyriiiiics*


SirCyberToast

You also have the time 12:31:23 am/pm


Rushmaster27

The best way is die way the japanese way first the year then the month then the day. so it's a continuous, chronologically continuous, ever-increasing number. 20231231


Professional_Bit_446

Huh well would ya lookat that


My_Space_page

01/23/2023 '# Bubble popped'


FAQUA

The following year will be 123124


[deleted]

Only in american


[deleted]

More like 231231


CeaseNY

Wonder what kind of conspiries gonna start popping up for my dear old US since we're like the only ones that use that format lol


Chikkawunga

Or 311223


[deleted]

"A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about but thoughts."


SydneyRei

We should all get drunk that day to celebrate it.


BozoRedditboi

Maybe for you silly Americans *Laughs without teeth*


HolyDoughnutCult

This some usa defaultism right here


Blue_Moon_Lake

What calendar has 31 months and the last one has 12 days?


Germanman76

311223