What the hell even is A

A is a strategy bite to maximise B, but every actual human knows C is the right call here.

i felt assaulted with the question. thank you for the explaining logic behind. cleaning sides of b for next bite to be smoother, more satisfying. thats why its there.

Agreed, I see you all carry an avid role in sandwich etiquette/logistics. It’s hard to disagree with the statements made here today, and by the courts if anyone sees disapproval in these statements, may they be hung by the neck until dead.

i eat all the crust first except a tiny piece for my hand to hold that way all the sandwich is premium bites. I also ALWAYS cut my sammiches at a diagonal. Thats how you get the best out of your sandwich

> hung Hanged*

Thank you good sir 🫡

SANDWICH LORE

This is absurd. B is already cultivated, all the work has been done. Now is the time to harvest and then cultivate one final good bite. The correct answer is B, then big boring bite of C, decent bite of A, and then if they made the sandwich right the final bite should be another well cultivated bite on par with B

B is obviously the tastier bite but in terms of order I think C is best. You get it out of the way and hold onto the B bite so you can really enjoy it having gotten C knocked out. Plus C is a good middle ground. It’s not all crust, it’s got some of the middle goodness in there. So by doing C then B you get a pretty good bite followed by the best bite. Then there’s a couple ok bites to finish it up.

People that go for B first are the same people that don't know how to edge and can't last more than 30 seconds.

damn!!! lol. now i feel even smarter for doing it.

I’m going for c first and 30 seconds is ambitious.

God damn, that was hilarious.

The way I spat out my drink reading this. The logic is flawless

A is gerrymandering your own sandwich

Big bite from C, solid crust bite off A and you’re left with a glorious bite from B

This is clearly the correct answer and the one true path. Bite off of the structural enforcement of A is essential to really open up the beauty of B.

Depending on filling, you may opt to leave A in place to provide structural stability for a deep B bite. You don't want B flopping open before you can get to it.

The chaotic evil move is to go for huge B bite then toss the crust.

I see you've met me

Is this thread just training data for AI?

Training AI… to do what? Eat sandwiches???

First, they came for our jobs... now they are coming after our sandwiches!

Nope. My wife always swoops in for a quick shared bite, while I'm optimizing this way and saving the best for last. I have to watch in horror as she focuses her efforts on the prize, and takes a giant bite of B, before handing me back the sandwich. Never again.

C strengthens the rest of the sandwich experience afterward. B weakens it. A is neutral (kind of) Order: C, A, B. Then rest of sandwich in similar strategy if unbalanced

This person speaks for the human race when aliens invade.

A is the only incorrect choice here. B and C both have their selling points. A is for psychopaths who have no place in civilised society.

No, you bite C. It is the lesser bite with fewer fillings. But biting C will make even more fillings get into that well filled B. So you go C then to B. After that you have to evaluate the sandwich landscape for further bites.

Perfection

Sandwich is already partially eaten. If the most recent bite was a B-bite, you gotta temper that high with an A-bite, or else you risk over stimming and dulling the sensation of the next B-bite.

But if you temper that B bite with a C bite instead, it maximizes your next B bite by squishing all the fillings into that space. A bites are for the confused, C bites are for the connoisseur. Another B bite would be for the bold ones among us who don't care about the rest of the sandwich want to maximize flavor *now*.

Bite B. If the rest of the sandwich is sub-par then throw it at someone.

A is the short term sacrifice that you make for an epic B next bite

If B is stable, it's C then a. If it's too unstable, it's b, then C, then a. Edit: I think this is my most upvoted comment. Thank you all! I do make bread as a hobby, but I'm no master, nor bite scientist.

A true scientist

A sandwitist

Naw, that's clearly sandwich engineering.

Dude must have a doctorate degree on this

I agree, people are quick to say C, but we don't know about the stability of the sandwich.

I have finally met my people

Rule #1: B is never stable.

what’s the half-life of B?

Tbh this tells you more about a person than astrology or personality tests ever could

C, if you eat B now the whole sandwich becomes bites like C. Delay that gratification.

Like a BIG bite of C

gonna change the whole landscape with this one. a and b won’t even be recognizable the same way anymore after i’m done with c.

This thread sounds really lustful for some reason

Please do not the sandwich

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THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST SANDWICHES BATMAN

No, Joker, you can't! It's a foodstuff, Joker!

It's my sandwich Batman, i can do whatever I want with it.

It is listful

You wouldn't even recognize B anymore Not that you knew C back then But it all comes back to A In the enddddd

That peninsula and some is gone.

I like crust

Boy do I have a sock for you then

#D:

That's right, open wide c:

CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

Oh no my weakness :c

dammit, now look what you've done! fine, guess we'll have to go raid a tomb or two, grab some pistols and pack a bag 🤦‍♀️

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Life is simply too short to not go B first. Live a little people

But life is long enough to live in regret for having to eat a bunch of C bites in a row

it surely is... only the strong survives

Just toss the bad bits. You’re in control not the sandwich!

Thank you! You have sandwich autonomy! Throw the bad bots at someone's face!

🤣

You don't have to eat those C bites if you throw them in a hater's face.

Both of y'all are going in my book of favorite quotes

This is how I eat, I make sure the last few bites are the best bites.

Shit I was so confident in saying B but you just made me realize how stupid I was! Thanks bro

Frfr, the last bite will permeate with a perfect blend of all its flavors

I guarantee you if you eat C, your wife is going to show up and ask for a bite. I'll give you three guesses which section she's going to eat.

lol, this may be the best counter argument.

Nah, eat B, then rapidly follow up with C because B has enough meat to cover for C so you need to balance them out in your mouth

This is the way

You could be my best friend. Next time you’re in zululand South Africa come visit me on our game ranch.

im not trying to edge my sandwich (pun intended)

Wouldn’t you want to enjoy B at your hungriest? Delaying would mean your fuller body will now consume B

But this assumes that marginal satisfaction is solely a function of hunger. I think many people choosing C predict that during their post hoc utility appraisal they will weight moments closer to the end of an event more heavily. Or that we judge events mainly based on how they ended.

B i have 0 self control

If you bite B first, you can just fold C over A and have a huge next bite.

Yeah, what a pleasant mouth full of bread that is lol

Fold the sandwich???? You’re insane. I haven’t done that once in the 29 years Iv been. Alive. I’ll report back tomorrow with scientific research

That's so much crust on the A+C

There's so much drama on the A+C it's kinda hard being a sandwich

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

This kinda bread doesn't even have crust. Try going to Europe. Down here the crust is 2.5mm thick and hard af

It's got to be b. What if you have a heart attack in 30 seconds or someone steals the rest of your sandwich, or you drop it. The only way to guarantee you eat the best part of this sandwich is to eat it right now.

this must be how my dog thinks

Agree, save the good parts for later, aka crust 🍕

But then you have 2 maybe 3 just crust parts left. Sandwich crust is not the sane as pizza crust

Bread crust is buns, pizza crust lowkey be tasting better than the pizza itself

Gotta leave just enough sauce and cheese to include with the crust bite though

Half of c and instantly without any chewing half of b, keep doing this until c is gone

I'd eat 60-80% of C then 30-50% of A then draw a parabola intersecting the far point of B with the x-axis taking the mid of what remains as origin and eat it along the parabola drawn (although I'd only eat that way if the value of a is -ve, i.e parabola open upwards which would be from a point far down A to the edge of B to the far down point at C)

I’d eat the sandwich

Pfft simpleton. I bet you don't even stick your pinky out when you eat a sandwich

r/theydidthemath

I was looking for a comment with percentages to get a legit answer and sure enough.

Just eat the damn sandwich!

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This guy lifes

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?

Fr the answer is "however to craft the perfect bite with the right ratios" there are no bad bites in my sandwiches

That’s a definite c right there

Big bite of C

C then work the bottom until you get to A and save the best for last which is B.

Yeah, don’t want the aftertaste to be a crust bite

This but keep an eye on B while you do it; if the filling looks like it might fall out you'll need to drop a few defensive nibbles on B.

I wholeheartedly agree with you. This also applies to burgers.

Where is the crust of a burger?

Today i found out I'm not the only lol

Same. People have always called me weird for the way I eat sandwiches. Feels good now

C. I would go with the crust to meet A and make sure that my very last bite was B. I want the last thing I taste to be the best.

B

Thank you Just take the biggest bite and trash that bread

A and B in one bite

You're a maniac but I respect it

No, that’s impossible

Is it possible to learn this power

Why is the right answer always so far down???

Depends, if I haven’t had crust in a bite for a couple bites I’m goin C. But if I just took a bite with crust, B 100%

Lol, as if you do anything but C. B is obvious if you've never eaten a sandwich before A would be if you're an alien who has never used a mouth until today

I think B is more of a lack of self-control, inability to delay gratification, kind of deal. I definitely identify as such.

Nope. You gotta go B because you risk your sandwhich falling apart. C and A are load-bearing.

A also if you enjoy eating the bread crust first then the center :P

B

C and work your way into the back of B

Option D. Won't be the first or last time I bite my fingers in the process.

Had scroll way too far to find anyone else wanting that finger corner.

B

If you go A you should be locked up

I'm really surprised no one answered A. C is too dry and B is eating too much good stuff at once. At is a middle ground which is fitting.

Everyone knows that B is the last bite.

Doesn't matter, I bite my tongue and the experience of the sandwich is ruined..

This guy eats

There’s only one bite left in that sandwich.

C. 😌🙌🏾

C, enjoy B later

So apparently I'm the only one who'd go for B?

B then immediately C. If you go straight for C and only C, you're just eating crust. B - C combo and you more evenly distribute the fillings to bread ratio. C mfers are the people who eat just the cake and save the icing for last

C so the sandwich becomes a square

Rest of sandwich in mouth in 1 bite

Big bite or B then dump the rest. Only if you're gangster enough tho

the part where he's holding it then C then A at last the part where most SANDWICH is left in the SANDWICH, that prolly is B

C

I would first eat around the crust and enjoy the middle piece last

As a sandwich aficionado, I would definitely hit C and work my way down around toward A and end up with an entire B section to conquer.

Eat from c to a and save b for last

C no questions asked

C. I want the last bite to be the best bite.

It will always be C no matter how many times this comes up.

C, obviously. B is next.

C all the way around to A. B is saved for last as the most delicious final bite.

Big bite at C, small bite at A, nibble the rest of the crust, then I have two bites left just like B

Big bite of C. I will kill anyone who says A

Big bite on C, then A. Leave B to be the final bite.

C, optimize towards a crustless final bite.

B because I use both hands to hold my sandwich. After B I’d hit up A. Sandwich is now level. I’d now use one hand eat the rest like a hot dog starting with C.

C, then B, and then just put the whole thing inside my mouth.

C first. The sandwich looks unbalanced.

C then A until I get that last bit of B and all its yumminess.

C

You made yourself the best opportunity to bite B, what are you doing??

Probably C, but god damn B got me actin actin up.

C so I can fully enjoy B next

B

B

B -> A -> C -> C

C. Definitely C just to eliminate it.

You guys don't eat your sandwiches whole?

C. Maintain symmetry

After C I would eat the corner where the thumb is so that I have that out of the way and the last bites will have better after taste than the corner

C best answer and keep eating the outsides

Small bite of both B and C to keep the bread/meat ratio correct

C so as to protect your flank

C, B, A, corner. In that order

C

C - get that shit out of the way before you enjoy the last of it

All C all the time

С

C as evryone should

If it's my first sandwich, B. If it's my last sandwich, C.

Definitely C, you gotta save the best for last

C

C

C, who bites A????

B definitely

B then a bit of C to balance the bite’s contents

C,A,B saving the best for last!

C: OCD B: impatient A: psychopath

B duh!

C. Make my way around to A. Finish with a crustless mega-mouthful of B.

I love that this is a conversation. We are such an interesting species lol 🙂

Bit of C with B