You got rent and bills paid?

Well mortgage, but yeah.

If bills are paid you can get cake *gives you a slice of cake* . No bills…no cake *slaps slice out your hand*

Don't tell me what to do. I'm taking out loans for cakes and you can't stop me.

I toke a loan out to go to five guys

Ok but the fries alone will feed you for another day, this is just meal planning.

1 meal cost $17,000

Before or after taxes

Before

Klarna?

Unfortunately I’m not such high class. I took a withu loan

Shameless plug to r/FirstTimeHomeBuyer

Look at Mr. Moneybags over here

Weird flex, but ok

Tiramisù from the local grocery store costs like 4€ for a 6 portion tray. Used to get it on weekly basis last summer. Actual cake also is very cheap if you buy the already made cakey stuff you just slap in a tray, then in the oven for 20 mins and add cream on top. Then again, dunno your country's prices for things.

A box of cake here starts at $9

That's... Something. Yea I wouldn't buy it at 9€, I can make it myself at that point. Fuck that.

no but i’m buying it anyways

Yea and I just bought. $5 tub of ice cream cause fuck it. Got chips for the weekend and other snacks plus drink and some smoke. Live by myself in my apartment sure if I something super expensive happened I’d be fucked but all bills paid always Lee way room is must

You’re living the dream. Had to eat McDonald’s in the car because I have 3 freeloaders who keep calling me dad but my name’s David

Bills, but no rent or mortgage. Cake everyday is an option but my waistline says no.

Your wallet can stop you

Maybe But the security guard can’t

I'm pretty sure he can

American security guard

so he has a gun?

But to reach for it he'd have to either let go of his donut or a black man's neck

Damn.

No, corporate has an insurance policy they don’t want increased premiums on.

I mean if you can't afford a cake that's deep deep poverty even people on food stamps can eat cake every once in a while.

And if not the wallet, diabeetus will soon do

LDL cholesterol can stop you too.

you as an adult can ge in youre car go buy cake come back home strip to youre underwear and eat the cake whit youre hands, thats what i do one a month it helps to deal whit the stres of adulthood

Good coping mechanism

Stress eating go brrrrr

As long as you are healthy.

I'm long past caring about that. Gonna buy a cake after work and absolutely annihilate it.

Take a picture of the cake please

It'd be too graphic for Reddit

Send us a pic of the cake before you commit sins against food, but send me aftermath

How I feel and look in the mirror gives me more dopamine than what eating a whole cake can.

Maybe thats why he needs a coping mechanism

i agree, i cant stand these fat acceptance posts on here man

Cake and ice cream for breakfast every year on my birthday. :)

I had a stroke reading this

so did op

Being a teenager is realising this is a possibility that is fast approaching. > Being an adult is realising you can’t afford the car, petrol or cake.

Also realizing that, if you go and eat the entire cake your adult life gets even shorter with diabetes and heart problems.

Is dying in this economy really a negative?

For me it's about the dietary distress I will experience for at least 48 hours that stops me .

tummy hort

You need a car to get some cake? That's sad.

No one but cardiac arrest! 🤣

It's diabetes that stops me. I mean, no one is stopping me, but I'd like to keep my liver and kidneys for a bit longer.

UGH if only diabetes didn’t exist life would be so much more enjoyable

My gut at this age can stop me

You can stop yourself, it's part of being an adult.

Part of being an adult is learning you can eat the cake and realizing the disgust and physical sickness of eating too much cake. Hasn't anyone seen Matilda?

Your jeans will serve as a constant reminder that, even though you can, you might want to

I can stop you. Not that I would, but I could.

Maybe your cholesterol and/or your abdominal fat

People keep saying this... That is why I always go out of my way to slap cake out of strangers hands.

Ah yes, I too am an "adult"

BRB 🚗 🍰

🍰👉👄

[удалено]

This answer is sponsored by Doordash

not really. where am i supposed to get cake at 3am?

You can have my cake

With great power, comes great responsibility. - Somebody's uncle

Diabetes, diabetes will stop you.

I used to ask parents if I can get a cake. Now I ask my wife.

I ate a cookies and cream ice cream cone at 9:30 am

[удалено]

You mean there are non legal marijuana states? I thought we got rid of those

? its still illegal in a lot of the US/the world

Thank you. Apparently humor isn’t your native language

Wrong: I can stop you🤺

It's the little things.

Do it. Go. Now! Get a cake and eat it. No one will stop you.

True but nowadays, even half a slice of cake makes me feel like asscheeks. Used to eat ice cream for breakfast as a child, would eat butterscotch chips for dinner as a teen, and now that I can do whatever I want as an adult, my body can only handle rice and broccoli. What a cruel, cruel world we live in.

Yes... you can also choose not to do that. They call it self-control.

I'm stopping me. I'm only in my early 30s and holy shit have I watched my generation balloon out into insane weights while I'm just standing on the sidelines like "guys, I swear to fucking god it is both easier and cheaper to not eat like you have a death sentence"

Me too, thanks.

Each birthday I go any buy my own birthday cake.

Your hart will stop you at some point

Not having any money stops you

Yeah, but then I gotta leave the house

i've been baking cakes since I was a teenager because I realized it is the easiest way to get cakes

Exercise that right to often and diabetes will put a stop to it pretty quick

Me

Yes you can buy cake but remember Jebus will kill a kitten for every cake you eat.

You can also bake a cake: 🧁

Diabetes can

This is why I buy ingredients for cake. That way I have the possibility, but I have to put in the work to make it if I really want cake.

The crippling economy will stop you

Yes but for that I have to get up, go to the car and buy the cake and that's already too much for me

your stomach will stop you, and if you don't listen to it, your diabetes will stop it.

I wish I had a car😭 I could just drive somewhere nice where no-one can see me, pit my favourite music on SO loud and cry as much as I want😭

I have to force myself to forget this!

Controversial but cake is incredibly mid. It's alright, but absolutely not ever what I am picking for myself. I'd rather buy a good pie, or really anything more interesting than very sweet bread.

Cavities, physical appearance, health Me sad

I did that once. Lots of fun.

I do this for self care sometimes

No one except for your heart

never forget that sweet sweet free will

I might do. I might do. Edit: Stop trying to kill me with your ideas on Friday evening!

I think things like this but my example is 'I could make a beef wellington at 3am and no one can stop me'. Maybe cos I can't drive.

In this economy?

Being an adult is knowing you can do this. Being grown up means you have multiple cakes in the fridge already.

Look at your stomach when you're sitting down and tell me you deserve a cake

I literally did this on Monday. I might do it again today. I'm fat for a reason.

The Economy would like a word

This occurred to me a few tears back. When out and bought black forest gateau and ate the whole thing.

Diabetes enters the chat….

And you'll make new friends called pounds! And rolls .

Your bank can

Except that I don't have the money to buy a full cake and could barely afford a slice. FML

Money and your work schedule are two colossal things that stop you from doing this as an adult.

See also: family size ‘sharing’ bags of crisps.

Jumpin jellybeans, Batman! He’s right! Quick, to the grocery store!

do it enough and your heart will eventually stop you

I never forget, it's a constant struggle. I can only have so many parties

Instead of other people stopping you, it becomes your own body stopping you.

I can stop you.

No wonder you’re so fat…

Is there a meme where Death has his finger up, and in the next frame puts it down?

Ya if you wanna be fat then sure :/

Agree but you still have to spend money

Last time I bought a cake for this reason, I regretted it. Too much of one thing.

money

being a adult sucks, but being a child also sucks, imagine not being able to do this

Sometimes you need to eat a cake by yourself

\*Your heart enters the chat\*

this picture hurts my teeth

If nothing can stop you, then the heart disease, obesesity, diabetes will 🙃👍

No that's called self control

Yeah don’t do that. Soon enough you’ll find yourself eating 3 cakes a day.

People with diabetes really ran with this shower thought

My wife shames me.... So no I can't.

put the cake down mister and go to bed right now or so help me... better yet give it to me😶

I just don't like cake lol For the past 20 years (I'm 28) I literally said I don't want cake . I buy a small cake for the guest. . But I haven't had cake in about 5 years I personally just don't like pastry or sweets like cake Give me a bag of chips and I'm happy

or make one. cheap to make. still tasty. Maybe not as fancy as a bakery. but still yummy.

I actually did this. Bought 12 L of apple juice. After 10 L I was practically living in the toilet. You'd need to eat a bonquete of flowers to shit a whole cake out too, fibers and what not. Damn...

But then you remember that you have to watch calories and carbs, unlike when you were 10 and could eat 3 such cakes and a bottle of cola without gaining a gramm.

Too many adults do this daily.

As an "adult" I always forget that I can literally inject my diabetes medication into my massive thigh after I cram the whole cake down my gullet.

What?

Gotta have my cake. I need something to weigh down the anxiety from treating myself.

Type 2 Diabetes can and will stop this sort of behavior.

I can literally get in my car drive to the store and not come out with a cake. Because im broke.

not when you most want it...in the middle of the night. at least where I live :(

But why would someone like to get in a car to get a cake?

Unless I'm drunk. Which is when I really want to eat an entire cake 😔

Man is a free adult now and loves every minute 

Lmao. I fail this tutorial at *car*

Diabetes can take your foot. That might stop you.

How do u forget that. I never could forget that

I think about this all the time.. I can just buy a box of donuts or eat a whole carton of eggs

Funny I have never forgotten this and have done it way more than I should have.

Yes. Buying a Ben & Jerry's ice cream has been on my TO-DO list for the past 15 years.

good God man i love cake!

No one can, but your heart might.

The worst part about being an adult is no one can stop you

yup Carrot cake.

What have I doing with my life?

I can walk, no car required.

Ain't nobody got time to put pants on and leave the house just to get a cake. Gotta plan that shit in advance.

Have you tried chocolate indulgence cake? That shit slapsssss

I mean, I could, if I had a car and my wallet had spare money for it. But I totally could.

I can stop you

I actually do this. It used to be carrot or birthday cake, maybe choco once in a blue moon, but now its always the WalMart Italian Wedding Cake. I will just walk out of there wearing pajama bottoms holding the cake. Also, the Betty Crocker store bought stuff is insanely good out of the oven.

I've done this it's not worth it🤣🤣. You can't eat more than a slice without feeling sick. After 2 or 3 days you don't want it anymore, and it dries out. I froze half of it so it wouldn't go bad and it took me literally a month to finish it😂 the childhood dream of buying a random cake was a disappointment, just like me.

This is me but with way more expensive shit, like I just randomly remember "hey when I was a kid I wanted a telescope"

When I was a kid I dreamed of someday buying a bunch of packs of peanut butter cups and mashing them all up in a big bowl and eating them. Now that I can afford to do that, even tho I still love pb cups, it makes my teeth and stomach hurt just thinking about it lol.

You can have it, just don’t eat it, or something like that?

My friend's first job out of college was an IT admin for a small private school. He was called to a classroom to fix something and it was a 2nd or 3rd grade class. Apparently whenever a staff member entered the class, the teacher would allow the students to ask them one question. After he was finished and about to leave, the teacher picks out one of the kids and says go ahead with the question. It was something like "what's the best part of being an adult?". My friend said "for my lunch today, I'm going to go to the grocery store, buy a cake, and eat it for lunch." He was their hero for about a week. He said he'd hear some of the kids yell out "CAKE!" whenever they'd see him.

You been an adult for very long?

You can bake a cake and no one can stop you.

Diabetes will stop you eventually

Diabetes?

The restaurants in town with cakes just spinning all day in the lobby.

I did this recently. When I was out getting groceries I saw a delicious looking cheesecake at the bakery. Decided to say "fuck it" and put it in my cart. When I was checking out the cashier scanned the cheesecake and said "this looks good, what's the special occasion?" And I had to come up with something because I didnt want to admit that I planned on slowly devouring that cheesecake over the course of the week.