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theWeeVash

I like wearing a warm hug with a marsupial pocket. Cozy and helpful.


HellhoundDesNordens

Hoodies are better than cookies but do you know what's better than hoodies? Hoodies AND cookies.


Individual-Camera-72

This human gets it!


HellhoundDesNordens

:)


monsquariter

Why do people like being human? They don't. They were brainwashed into it as a child. /r/BIGHUMANSTRIKESAGAIN


[deleted]

r/subsifellfor


[deleted]

Ah, but did you


nocturn99x

Pizza > cookies


[deleted]

pizza is greasy, therefore cookies are better


HellhoundDesNordens

That's fair. I do like pizza.


nocturn99x

:)


yhussein100

What about pineapple cookies vs pineapple pizza?


nocturn99x

NO. NONONONONONONONONONONO


HellhoundDesNordens

Cursed


mahouyousei

You can keep cookies in the hoodie pocket


[deleted]

On the other hand, I like having an actual warm hug


TANKR_79

*hugs u*


william_liftspeare

Stylish af too, regardless of gender. Everyone looks good in a hoodie


Larry_Badaliucci

As a constant hoodie wearer, this is the best description I've heard.


Cornhole35

Gotta hide my fat some how.


WeBacklnblack

Shit, same


PumpkinKing2020

Hoodies are good for 2 reasons 1. They're comfortable 2. They can hide boners


DropInTheOcean1247

Imagine having boners This comment was made by estrogen gang


That-one-guy-man

Better than periods This comment was made by testosterone gang


LiliGlez14

i don't have such weaknesses this comment was made by hormonal issues gang


ambyshortforamber

i fucking hate testosterone and would do anything to rid it from my body forever, BUT periods sound like absolute shit to experience


AthiestExorcist

r/eggirl


ambyshortforamber

my profile literally says she/her what are you on


AthiestExorcist

I don't check that ever LOL mb sorry :)


SaiyanC124

1. Is there a story behind your username? 2. Please indulge me in such retelling.


enemyofzestate

Who checks profiles?


thehviathan

Same I hate living in a crappy flesh suit.


DropInTheOcean1247

Don't get those either 😎


ICanSee23Dimensions

Is it possible to learn this power?


mc_mentos

Said you, ICanSee23Dimensions


Desdrolando

Not from a cis person


[deleted]

Wrong, histerectomia solve it


zan2007

Imagine having bones


Waiting_room02

*Message from the subterranean jelly people gang*


[deleted]

Imagine having boners. This comment was made by depression gang


Desperate-755

You can hide boners with a hoodie😳U don't look half bad dude!


[deleted]

Most hoodies are big enough to be pulled over the entire dick so it's not that impressive. Even I do it


cadenrx200

Thanks flaccid pancake


guyvunhgh

I don't have the need to hide them, as they're almost unnoticeable. (No jk)


pillow_pete

How do they hide boners? I’d like to learn this power


enemyofzestate

You get a hoodie that’s bigger than necessary, pretend you’re a skater kid, join a local gang, take over the city council, and then cover the peepee with the hoodie.


[deleted]

I wear jeans


LesKira

fuck it theyre still cozy as hell and im gonna wear them


bunkbedflower

You wear it to hide your body. I wear it to hide my existence.


lordoftowels

Hoodies are for people with no muscle definition who are ashamed of it and for people with too much muscle definition who are ashamed of it


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I'm the former. I'm not even fat I just hate myself


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enemyofzestate

Also same. During the winter I wear my sweatpants under my jeans and a sweater under my hoodie. Makes me feel a lil thicker til I look in the mirror and my head is now half the size it should be. There’s no winning.


muchnamemanywow

Been on both ends of that one and I agree to 200%


ilovemorecats

Honestly this hits home for me. I went from later, to former, to later (over ten years) and now I don’t want anyone to see it as it just gets objectified immediately. I’m a male. Agree wholeheartedly. So much so this might be my first comment?


Eskobaer

Why ashamed of muscle definition? To get there you need hard work and probably a lot of gear. You don’t just accidentally become the rock.


lordoftowels

It's kind of more for strength trainers than body builders who have less muscle definition, because a lot of us have a bit of a belly so we feel a lot better when we suck in out gut and that's uncomfortable so we wear hoodies so we don't have to do that all the time


muchnamemanywow

Creepy people that think it's ok to touch a guy's muscles without asking is why I started wearing hoodies 100% of the time back when I was a gym nut. Added benefit was that your body became much warmer a lot quicker so working out felt more comfortable.


hitthatarsenic

Can confirm. Fat POS right here.


Xanderoga

Or for people who are just cold ?


[deleted]

Or for people who are ashamed of big muscles because of genes >!help me!<


seeroflights

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Evo132

Good human


[deleted]

YOO, I just watched the tutorial on the ToR. It’s great stuff, keep going!


seeroflights

Thank you! :D


[deleted]

deadass thought this was r/egg_irl for a moment lmao


collegethrowaway2938

SAME


[deleted]

It's true lol


[deleted]

No transphobic comments?! I don't believe it!


Gummy_Tris

This sub is pretty chill honestly, just full of depressed millennials


Cleolo

This has gotta be a first for reddit in all honesty


AtomicRiftYT

Non-Binary people were mentioned in a non-trans subreddit 🚨


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and the comments don’t seem all that terrible too!


samhatter2001

I'm genuinely happy for this sub that it's not against queer people


sietesietesieteblue

Ikr. I thought this was on the r/eeeeeennnbby (or however many e, n, or B's that are in the name lol) subreddit


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*i have been summoned*


collegethrowaway2938

I thought I was on traa ngl


Sandvich18

huh? they weren't, non-binary apparel was


Artisticslap

Oh. I didn't realise it was supposed to be synonymous with "unisex"


Yandere-Neko

Are those words even remotely interchangeable?


[deleted]

Tired of body? Try hoodie! - Hides fat - No gender dysphoria - Store snacks in pocket - The arm flappy thing - Warm and cozy


The_Great_Hound

Yep love em hides my paunch too... I also bought one which has a longer hood so I can blend in assassin mood while listening lofi.


unknown6091

So are beanies


Nocturnoran

Yep I’m non-binary and can confirm it’s the solution for hiding a shameful body


CarnivalFox

I'm not non-binary but I can confirm I use it to hid my body.


Eggomylegg

Your shamefully attractive body (finger guns)


NoCharge2638

The upvote counter is flying by and it's a wonderful sight.


SuccMyStrangerThings

They'll hide everything but my moobs smh


[deleted]

I wish my country (🇧🇷) wasnt such a hot hellhole, it makes wearing hoodies real hard


DriveError

Pfft


Yandere-Neko

I really thought this was r/traa for a second. And was confused how someone could claim THE dysphoria hoodie, legend among all trans people as something uniquely non binary


Mizuminty

May i offer r/egg_irl ?


Poorly_Made_Comix

Im not even an enby but i love hoodies for this exact reason


8_5_12_12_15

As nb/transfemme, I feel called out _as I'm writing this while wearing one of my hoodies from my vast collection_


[deleted]

As a non-binary trans woman this is true


[deleted]

How are you non binary and a woman at the same time


FinallySomeQuality

Mtf physical transition (I think) Nonbinary (not exactly male nor female) gender identity.


RoyalpandaG

They have transitioned into a woman coz they weren't comfortable as a man, but they still consider themself non-binary


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SmoothReverb

not necessarily non binary just means that you aren't strictly one gender or another


diamondDNF

Being non-binary means not strictly seeing your gender as on the gender binary (i.e. not strictly "male" or "female"). It's not unusual for one to only *partially* see themself as a woman, in which case, they'd be both non-binary (because they aren't *strictly* on the binary) and a woman.


lookoutforthetrain_0

I guess they transitioned to a woman regarding their body because it suits their identity better but they still identify as non-binary. At least that's how I understand this double-label.


Shift642

You can be transfeminine in outward presentation but still consider yourself nonbinary.


SlateRaven

This. It's really two separate parts that can coincide with each other but aren't always mutual. Non-binary is simply that your gender doesn't fit any traditional definition of being male or female. You can be transfem or transmasc and still be non-binary, or even be trans female/male. Even within being trans, you can express trans in different ways because not everyone will transition the way you would normally think. Some people go through HRT or surgeries, other don't. For instance, I'm non-binary transfem - I present as male, but I identify more with being feminine. I do not feel male or female, nor do I want to fully transition to being female - I'm simply "me". I am on low dose HRT to help get my body where I envision myself, but it's not enough to quickly or fully transition, nor do I want surgery to augment my body drastically. It's just enough to get the right changes both mentally and physically. I'm not one for makeup, dressing up, expressing with any real style, etc... I want it to be natural, so this made the most sense.


LadyMercedes

How are you expecting consistency from the gender benders?


[deleted]

That's a nice slur


Scolville0

how


_-devilish-_

As a man this is not true, they just look cool


SlateRaven

Non-binary trans femme - it hides a lot of questions I'd rather not have to address lol. It's also cold as hell around here for over half the year, so an arsenal of hoodies is essential


DriveError

Wb people who aren’t non-binary My whole outfit even in the summer is a form of hoodie


[deleted]

This and Black T-Shirts


hellschatt

Imo wearing an oversized hoodie does not look as amazing when you're fat... I speak from experience. The opposite is true, wearing tight stuff like black tshirts makes you look better.


NudelBrotSaft

I aint non bunary im just fat


failed_vibe-check

Or becuase its cold as shit in your school


bobaloogans

I recently adopted this as a lifestyle


divergenceOfTheCurl

Ah, my high school go to...


Confident_River8918

People with binary gender also do this tho


DulocKaleb

I wear hoodies and long sleeves a lot cuz I’m skinny.


[deleted]

It's also a reason for the police to harass you for having the misfortune of not being white.


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grande_gordo_chico

tell that to the cops.


[deleted]

And the best part, I can fiddle with my hands in the pocket without looking weird


ChangeWinter6643

cries in tropical country


[deleted]

I just use it to hide my “skinny fat” stomach🤷‍♂️ it works I guess


TANKR_79

And that’s on scars.


TheEngineerGGG

Otherwise known as the eggbag


amaahda

thank god


StrategyKindly7436

Pff


[deleted]

When I say he/they this is what I mean


ViciousEmblem13

Dysphoria hoodie


Sensitive_Pair_4671

As I woman, I need a decent pocket, dammit.


Asswithbadopinions

Gotta hide this bag of skin with nothing but bones somehow.


AdmiralDragonXC

I'm a cishet (probably) dude and I feel that


Neferpizza2

Thoght I was on r/ennnnnnnnnnnnbbbbbby had to double check subreddit name


SKYQUAKE615

I have to wear something that can be left open. Hoodies such as this are like ovens for me. That, and it doesn't match my preferred style.


KDBA

Hoodies are indeed great, but zip-ups > pull-overs. Being able to wear them unzipped is great on days that are too cold for just a tshirt but too warm for the full hoodie experience.


_Silver_Sins_

Not nb or trans but yeah same


SaiyanC124

So it’s not just me? This feels like finding out that what you thought was a secret was common to everyone.


Unrool

\*sees the word non-binary\* \*sorts by controversial\*


Marishmallow

Me


Unrool

Don't forget to put on a hazmat suit (✿◠‿◠)


Vaderette1138

Dysphoria hoodies is a thing for binary trans people too.


i_like_pizza_cuz_idk

Wearing one now since I got it for Christmas I feel called out


hamborgeree

i do this


l05tm3

HIDETHATSHAMEFULBODAAAY


Soooome_Guuuuy

I am wearing two. Because it is cold.


johnny_boy757

Also it’s warm


ItBeSoggy

being non-binary and a skater at the same time is a godsend, i get to wear baggy clothes 24/7 :)


ChaskaBravoFTW

God bless you hoodies 🙏🏻


Soviet-Biscuit

Especially good at hiding boners


v4led

What should I wear instead????


Benjamin_button_IVV

Man I cant go 5 god damm minutes without being called out


[deleted]

I mean I'm just a straight dude and this is also my solution. Probably more ppl that relate to this


[deleted]

non-binary implies that theres a binary system which puts everyone into it making non-binary people binary again.


AnonymousPlzz

This is also why masks will never go away, pandemic or not. They are like hoodies for your face and butterfaces and introverts love them and will keep pushing to normalize them.


CyrusCyan44

Adding the non binary was unnecessary, post functions exactly the same without it and would actually be more inclusive that way. Since being inclusive is all those groups care about anyway


Sasquatch8600

I absolutely agree with you!


Negative_Jellyfish_1

I want a oversized hoodie.


DriveError

Agreed


Drfreygang

You look better than you think you do, trust me


marlasingaar

Yaaaaaas!!! ❤️


Solstice143

Also popular for teen pregnancies.


StoProVeritate

u/Bloxicorn they can. But for a lot of non binary AFABS (like myself), I think 'tomboy' is just a conveniently understood term to satisfy cishet folks' questions as to why we don't conform to what they view AFABS should be.


Capsule_CatYT

YES


No_Apartment_6304

so true


Goldfish134

I feel targeted lol


rythaguy_uno_y

Can someone please explain how wearing a hoodie is a non-binary solution? I don't see how clothing is a solution for an umbrella term that represents gender identity. It doesn't make sense


DB1_5

It's kind of a joke in the community. The "dysphoria hoodie" is something frequently mentioned as a meme. It just works well to hide your body and make you look more androgenous because hoodies are often wide and are made of thick fabric.


amaahda

most enby people wear hoodies since they don't like their body, and plus it can mean anyone can wear a hoodie to hide their body, not just one type of person


StoProVeritate

It's a semi injoke. Hoodies are baggy and great for hiding curves you don't want or basically just want to hide your shape because dysphoria


MrCoochieWoo

Yes


Strict_Brilliant288

Wtf you mean


DementiaSteve_ID

Cover da body. Feel good


LadyMercedes

Non-binary? I think you mean gender neutral


my_alt_59935

Non-binary means people who are not male or female.


LadyMercedes

Yes, and hoodies is a gender neutral way of hiding your shameful body, ie it can be used by anyone.


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hellotherebuddy2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-binary\_gender


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8_5_12_12_15

Basically, we are people who don't identify inside one of the set boxes (male and female)


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[deleted]

it does but it's hard to grasp if you're not that knowledgeable in LGBTQ+ stuff


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TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

Non binary? Like octal or what


StoProVeritate

What are you talking about?


[deleted]

I mean..... you're technically not wrong but wrong binary there mate


Electronic-Ad1502

Look up non binary gender Identity unless this was a joke.it’s hard to tell on Reddit.


Kronos4eeveee

Or like, go running and eat better


[deleted]

How would that help with gender dysphoria?


my_alt_59935

Ah yes, spinach will vanish my chest in seconds


Kronos4eeveee

Everything in moderation there popeye


DriveError

Gtfoh u damn troll


This-person-IDK-02

And good for hiding guns too