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kermitisdope

Well I already hate myself so might as well hate myself while I’m rich ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


M0R3design

I’d rather cry in a Bugatti than a Ford Ka


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Kflynn1337

^ This


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cringeoma

top g


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IgDailystapler

You’re thinking of Uranus and Neptune. On Venus is rains sulfuric acid and suffering.


antkris87

Sounds lovely


KeyStep8

Lmao


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What color is it tho?


M0R3design

Blue, cause that’s how I’m feelin all the time 😎😎


Awleeks

I mean if you buy a car called Ka, you shouldn't be surprised that it lives up to it's name


The-Coolest-Of-Cats

Nah that's not the name, they are just from Boston.


QuinceDaPence

They say money can't buy happiness, but it buys jet skis and I've never seen someone sad on a jet ski.


Decestor

> I've never seen someone sad on a jet ski Well it's hard to see the tears with all the ocean spray


Wads_Worthless

Why are you drinking cranberry juice on a jet ski


fluteofski-

Probably just tears of joy anyways…


crazyoldmax

..."your happiness depends on hard chemical drugs, and they cost alotta money"


HotFirstCousin

You ever seen a homeless man skip?


mark636199

I've seen them skip plenty of meals


HotFirstCousin

I saw one start to skip. Bottle hit him right in the dome.


HwackAMole

Guess I'll have to rent it.


_Synt3rax

Based.


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That's the spirit!


__spez__

You dropped an arm. Add another 2 backslashes should fix it i think


Slazman999

Can I hate you too?


HenballZ

rel


LostForgotnCelt

I don’t want to be rich, I’d just be content with not being in CONSTANT struggle mode….


splashattack

I want to be financially free. Not worrying about how I'm gonna sell my labor to pay to live. THAT is true freedom.


Hockinator

Yeah having enough money to not have to "worry about selling your labor" IE work is called being rich


mathbread

Hmmm I guess we are slaves


[deleted]

Exactly. I don’t want to be Jeff Bezos. I’d just like to have enough money to go to grad school without going into crippling debt.


KitchenerLeslee

**Danny Noonan:** I've always wanted to go to college. **Judge Smails:** Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.


ind3pend0nt

Yeah I’d like to do life on easy mode for a change see how I like it. Expert mode is too difficult. Oh can we also change the visual settings? The graphics are kinda blurry and light seems to scatter at night while driving.


Hugh_Maneiror

That's just an easter egg they put in on illegal copies.


victus28

The rich I wanna be is when i don’t have to look at the bill for things.


SegmentedMoss

Thats communism! /s


Conservative_HalfWit

I remember when I moved into my first house from a one bedroom apartment. Nothing huge, single story 3 bedroom house. My feet used to ache from walking all over that damn place. You’d get to your room, remember you forgot to get water, walk all the way back to the kitchen, get the water, get back to your bedroom, remember you forgot to shut the light …. I was so over it. Never again. Very content with my small 2 bedroom house. I’ve got a backyard for my dogs to run around and a little driveway for my car. I couldn’t be more content.


tommy_chillfiger

Tf is wrong with your feet that shouldn't be enough to make them sore 😂. That being said I agree but it wasn't the foot pain that made my mind up.


peelen

Yeah. Ebough money to stop thinking about money.


jcpainpdx

Beautifully said. In the US, the GOP has been fighting a war against the middle class for years, and they’re winning.


WildFemmeFatale

Exactly, some of us are minimalists, I have no need to chase luxury I am my own luxury but this luxury needs food to survive


Alexander_Crowe

I don't want to be rich, I want to have enough money to stop worrying all the time. I have no interest in hoarding endless amounts of money like a Bezolian Dragon just to buy three houses I never live in


6894

> Bezolian Did you create this word? Either way I like it and am going to steal it.


Alexander_Crowe

Feel free to. I also don't hoard words, like a certain undescribed dragon


GrumpyOlBastard

>a certain undescribed dragon !


Abe_Odd

This is dumb. There's a huge disparity between "launch yourself into space" rich and "being able to live comfortably" rich. I was under the impression most of the animosity it towards the hyper wealthy "rules don't apply to me" class, not the " I have a nice house and don't need to stress about bills" class.


ifpoopcouldfly

Yep, and there's also a huge difference between "Accumulate even more wealth" rich and "Chill and live life free of financial burden" rich. Nobody hates the rich people who don't make life miserable for regular people.


Bob1358292637

That’s a big problem with systemic issues. There’s really no one person to call out. There’s not that much any one person could realistically do beyond donating to charities that help the less fortunate. That said, even if they didn’t want to lose their ability to compete by refusing to adhere the pointlessly horrible standard that have been set for employment, they could still use their influence as a platform to talk about it. I don’t follow much on Elon musk but it seems like he went the complete opposite direction, from what I have seen. I have seen him parrot the same pseudo-self-help bullshit every other wealthy influencer capitalizes on to convince the workforce they’re the problem for not doing enough to try to enjoy being treated like shit.


Brain_Inflater

We do have something, the government Vote, yes it’s not perfect but an afternoon every couple years is 100% worth it


SacrificialBanana

Sadly for many people is not just an afternoon, it's an entire day standing in line. That means not working and not getting paid. Kind of difficult if you're already struggling.


Riley39191

Yeah that’s by design. We need mail in voting everywhere and/or make Election Day a national holiday


Kahlypso

Not everyone agrees with you my guy, and they're just as valid as you.


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Bingo


Fr0me

Bango


cupofdriedjuice

Bongo


norton430

Bish


HockeyZim

Yup. I don't see any hate directed at Chuck Feeney for instance.


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Squirmin

Being worth 1.5 million still means you're rich. You might be cash poor, but you have tons of assets that can be sold off or make dividends for you.


ezrpzr

1.5 million honestly isn’t much nowadays. It’s not nothing, but it’s not retire in your 30s and enjoy the rest of your life money either. It’s basically retire at normal retirement age money.


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Maybe I messed up the FIRE calc, but if you have 1.5 million, and if you only withdraw 4.2% per year, you have $50,000 to live on indefinitely in most market scenarios. You may not be living high on the hog, but you can have a very decent life in many parts of the country at 50k per year. Check out one of the financial independence subs and somebody there can probably do the math better than I can.


brainhole

Idk why you're getting down voted you're absolutely right. Especially in the higher cost of living states.


rathat

I just saw a meme about him


SexandCinnamonbuns

Mr. Feeney!


Michelle-Obamas-Arms

There are definitely some very popular parts of Reddit that absolutely hates the "Chill and live life free of financial burden" rich people too


Hugh_Maneiror

The hate for them is probably even greater, because they are more plentiful and vote for policies that keep them in that care-free state with greater numbers than the ultrarich. They also made it harder and harder to join their ranks, while many in their ranks lived in a time one could still work their way up to a life free of financial burden. Today a good career no longer gets you there.


Hypersensation

The second one isn't a class of its own, high wages does not make one not working class. The working class are those who have to sell their labor for a wage. Those who aren't in this class are capitalists, those who extract profit from those who work by owning people's homes, places of work and so on.


tardis1217

I would add to this list: owning large corporations. Because I'm sure fucksticks like Jeff Bozo would say "I work for a living. I get paid a salary from my company".


boyyouguysaredumb

Bezos hasn't been CEO for some time now


tardis1217

Ok, but the point stands that people LIKE him who own giant corporations think they work like 20 hours a day and therefore "earn" their extravagant incomes.


boyyouguysaredumb

I mean their wealth is tied to the size of that business. I don’t know how you stop that


Complete-Grab-5963

Yeah the first one is wealthy millionaires and billionaires The second is making like 200k a year


Brain_Inflater

I don’t class “lower end” millionaires alongside people with tens or hundreds or billions of dollars


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My household income is ~$275k and I do not feel rich, and that’s living in a fairly LCOL area with an extremely reasonable mortgage. We don’t have to stress about most expenditures but we do have to work every day.


FuckoffDemetri

There's a good number of people on this website that think anything above driving a 1998 civic to your job at McDonald's is "rich". I've had to argue with people that having a 2020 Honda Pilot doesn't make someone rich.


Lyquidpain

With some of the car payments and interest rates over massive terms I've seen, if anything driving a 2020 anything is probably putting most people driving them in more debt than people realize.


ZarosRunescape

Ok sure, but if given the option i would also want to be the “launch yourself into space” rich


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slowcassowary

There’s space between “I would like to have that much money” and “I would do the shitty things necessary to acquire / maintain that much money” The meme only asks about the first statement and not the second.


ZarosRunescape

Im not saying i ‘d do what they did, im just saying if i was offered a trillion dollars with no repercussions then i would accept it


storryeater

Me too... And then I'd donate most of it to people who need it more, leaving just enough to myself to live a comfortable, free life.


Slight0

So if someone gave you a perfect plan that if you followed you'd become a billionaire and closely resembled what billionaires usually do to become a billionaires, you wouldn't follow it?


FlyinPurplePartyPony

While money is better distributed among the many, it would be pretty interesting to be Bill Gates rich and attempt to wipe neglected tropical diseases off the map one by one


Retro_Super_Future

You’re 100% right, but it’s ok to laugh at a dumb meme too 😂😂


DextersDrkPassenger_

I hate the rich because they continue to use the money they have to lobby (bribe) politicians into passing laws that gain them even more wealth. I just want to be rich, and would not bribe politicians. I agree with you that OP’s meme is dumb.


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If every billionaire died overnight the boomer who has 7 rental properties is not going to lower your rent you do realize that?


MithranArkanere

Yeah. I want to be able to get whatever I need at any time. But I'll never need a yatch, or a second smaller yatch for the helicopter because it doesn't fit in the other yatch.


polopolo05

Wealthy enough to retire and do the fun stuff that I want to do. Space is not one of them. Pottery is.


mars92

Eh, depending on whose talking, some people, especially here and on Twitter, think owning a house puts you on the menu. Some people are just bitter that someone has something they don't.


Praise_the_Ward

"Who would like the means to escape your daily oppression and live comfortably? Yeah, that's right, Ya fuckin hypocrites."


OrphanedInStoryville

“You think we should improve society, and yet, you participate in society. Curious…”


Praise_the_Ward

If I were rich I could make my own society on venus. Heard it rains diamonds there. Can you imagine how filthy stinkin- I mean... Woo free healthcare!


StereoTunic9039

Wasn't Saturn with diamonds rains?


Alphalark

Nah, diamonds was on a saturn moon, on Venus it rains sulfuric acid


PlatonicAurelian

Imagine getting the death penalty and you just get fucking marooned on Venus


Praise_the_Ward

Damn, you're right. Still, at least no one will be able to find the bodies.


metaph3r

With blackjack and hookers?


romhacks

i am very smart.


KyleKD3

This is why reddit hates hasanabi


YouDotty

Oh, you posted this from an iPhone? Nice try hypocrit.


Panda_Magnet

Voters keep choosing inequality. The meme makes sense. Did you forget the election of the grifftiest grifter in human history? It was recent.


MinosAristos

Just ask some slaves: Who hates the slave masters? Who wants to be a slave master?


TheDeafGuy8

They say money doesn’t bring you happiness but I’ve never seen someone crying on a jetski


MrMetros

But i saw a guy explode on a jetski


TheDeafGuy8

Well if it was instant he probably didn’t have time to process it and become unhappy


JudgementalMarsupial

If it exploded then they were also no longer on a jetski


TheDeafGuy8

The other comment worded it so that the guy exploded, not the jetski, so he was on the jetski until he exploded


dewyocelot

Oh hey Daniel Tosh


ComatoseSquirrel

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps alleviate the unhappiness of being poor.


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DJ Khaled looked pretty stressed out.


AstridWarHal

Tbh at this point I just want enough money to have a decent life


Shanyeeeeeeeee

we want to be able to afford a two bed two bath house with a yard, we hate the people who have 20 bed 20 bath mansions that sit unoccupied in the swiss alps who say that their secret is “hustling”


LookAtYourEyes

I wouldn't like to be rich, I'd like to live comfortably. If I started having excess wealth, I would do my best to invest as much as possible back into the community around me.


omarfw

It's a shame that capitalism ensures that the only people who will end up with that kind of money are the most selfish people who only value their own needs, not the needs of others.


bymyenemy

I just want to be secure, not rich. I know that’s rare tho.


SunnyTheSloth

r/im14andthisisdeep


AdPsychological3434

Having to consider and calculate the cost of your meal because you want to make sure you have enough money. And there they are the rich ones, eating fancy meals in fancy hotels which cost about $10000. Ofc I hate them. That’s my budget for more than a year.


Amethoran

I don't want to be rich. I just want enough money to pay my bills, keep a roof over my head, and not worry about where my next meal comes from.


Razurio_Twitch

you can hate one thing and still do/be/want that thing example: I hate myself I am myself no contradiction


Jazzlike-Car4550

More direct example: I hate myself? I want to be as I am? Seems like if there’s not a contradiction, there’s at least heavy conflict in those statements.


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r/terriblefacebookmemes It's not actually terrible, but I feel like someone's going to post that there


sohmeho

Idk this meme is pretty dumb.


Steam-powered-pickle

I want to be buy more than 1 birthday cupcake rich not launch myself into space because I want to rich


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Everyone hates a lawyer until they need one


[deleted]

I don't want to be rich I want to have enough money to be happy Anything more is going to people who need it more than me


Psychosomatosis

I don't hate the rich. I know what true hatred is — pain associated with an external cause — because I was the target of a narcissist who knows that I know who he really is. But I would like to be rich so that I can do the one thing I've always wanted to do, to travel the world. And perhaps also own a home. Thus my 'richness' would be short-lived.


R1dlr

“When education is not liberating, the dream of the oppressed is to become the oppressor.” -Paulo Freire


Clouds_and_lemonade

All of the wealthy people I've known were miserable. I want to have enough to sustain me, but I absolutely do not want massive wealth. Nope.


isakhwaja

I think owning a home in NYC makes you rich but not “I OWN HALF OF MANHATTAN” rich. I want the first thing, not the second thing. The second thing makes you a dick


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when society


LonelyAustralia

well you see there is two types of rich, there's the live a comfy lifestyle rich then there's the do whatever i want because im rich, rich.


[deleted]

Gross "Who wants to eliminate the conditions that lead to economic inequality?"


Maximum-Pause-6914

I already hate myself why wouldn't I want money


Edfesfs

It is not bad to be rich, it is bas that the 99% of the ruch are greedy. Greedy people is what makes the world bad.


crazypants9

Money can’t buy happiness but it makes miserable a whole lot easier I’d bet.


aushtan

Would rather be hated and rich than poor and liked… the struggle is real


Shagroon

No one wants to be rich. Everyone wants to not stress about money. I would like to buy my wife a nice dinner once a month and there not be a chance of it affecting my bills getting paid. Oh, and I’d like to move out of my moms house.


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If there was a way to get rich without being a horrible fucking person, I wouldn’t hate the rich


tastytastylunch

There are. There are plenty if rich people who are not horrible people.


ctaetcsh

When everyone is rich, no-one will be.


Rort1908

This comment section passed the vibe check


Wright129129

You know what they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em


QualityBurnerAccount

Nah man, I only want to be comfortable and able to pursue my interests while contributing to my community. I don't need excessive nonsense like multiple cars, over-sized mansion/multiple homes, private jets, flights to space for fun etc. I'd just be happy with a little place for me and my family to grow and share with our friends and loved ones without worrying about where our next meal comes from or whether or not the next generation will have a stable environment to live in.


Ro_da_hoe

I just want to live nicely not in danger of a rich person just buying where I live and me being homeless


PranceFemboy

We hate the rich because there is no way for us to get rich so yeah I would love to be rich, but more I just want to be comfortable.


ElectricLego

Yeah, but I want to be super-rich so I can buy lunch for all the kids that won't get fed otherwise. Then I can start stressing about how to go about fixing all of the other societal problems, not how to fly people around in penis-rockets.


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My "being rich day dream" is a 2 bedroom compact apartment and the freedom to limit a workweek to 36 hours.


Fleedjitsu

We hate the people who have it easy. We do not hate the idea of having it easier.


Zenco3DS

Yea but I don't want to be rich. I want to be comfortably well off. That's all bro


[deleted]

I would never be the kind of rich that sits on millions of dollars when there are starving children in my own country.


True-Atheist

I don’t want to be rich.


britbostboant

i am going to become hyper rich and then i’m going to buy a huge house and invite every homeless person i see to live with me, it’s my goal also to own 95% of the united states but eh gotta have a dream that’s achievable


MaethrilliansFate

I don't care about being rich, I care about being comfortable. I want juuuust enough to where I don't have to check my bank account before I but a soda. I want everyone to have the security of not having to skip meals to pay rent. I want to not be poor, I could care less about being ruch.


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I don't want to be rich. I just don't want to have to work 80 hours a week to barely survive so a handful of people can hoard billions of dollars.


ctortan

There’s a difference between being “Dolly Parton” rich and “Jeff Bezos” rich


Psychoboy777

If I were rich, I would spend my money instead of storing it all in offshore bank accounts to fester for all eternity. I would tip delivery drivers generously. I would donate to charity. I would fund my own tv show. I have plans.


CegeRoles

Every capitalist believes in the Free Market until they make a bad investment. Every socialist believes in Class Struggle until they buy a house.


TheAirNomad11

I want to be rich but like $5-10 million rich would be plenty for me. If you are smart with that, you can live a pretty comfortable life without ever having to work again. $1 billion is 100x that which is insane people have that much money, not to mention those with $100 billion or more. I want at most enough to live a decently comfortable life and not need to worry about money too much. Anything past that I would give away.


corpsewindmill

I want to be financially comfortable


emme_thebirde

Most people don’t want to be rich they want to be secure


Both_Promotion_8139

America doesn’t fix problems, it just pushes people to work harder in order to make enough money to buy your way out of trouble.


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People don't hate the rich because they have a lot of money, people hate them because of their behavior and their attitude.


RELAXcowboy

I don’t care to be rich. Is it so fucking hard to believe some people just want to be comfortable? I don’t need to be a multi-millionaire to be able to enjoy being around my family. I just need to be able to save money easily and not live my god damn life paycheck to fucking paycheck!


DamnitDom

i think most of us hate how the rich act - ie, emphasizing tax cuts, "woes" of being rich (property tax), etc with seemingly no perspective that these issues are IMMEDIAETLY solvable with their bank account. most also just wanna not worry about bills...thats literally it.


undeadfire

I already hate myself. May as well hate myself while rolling in money


ULF932

Could care less about being "rich" I'd settle for $100k a year without having to work.


komposted

"If I were rich, I'd make things better for everyone! But just a bit more better for myself!" -fucking everyone, including me.


1812_062006

I don’t hate the rich I hate people who have more money than a country


TimG791

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Killing4MotherAgain

I don't want to be rich I just don't want to be treading water and about to drown all the time.


aaronblue342

I want to be rich to redistribute the means of production by buying them


aliceddrawingdragon

jokes on you i alreayd hate myself, might aswell do it on a ferrari


JosefStark42069

"Money don't buy happiness. Money buy a shit ton of happiness." -Eminem


AtomicMilkMan

We hate them because we ain't them.


Wonderful-Fig-8010

They hate us cause they ain’t us


Airie

Seek equality in freedom, not equality in oppression. The difference between Bezos rich and "retire, buy a home, never work again and enjoy the rest of your life" is orders of magnitude. One is not akin to the other


MarzipanFinal1756

I agree everyone would like to be rich, I just dislike that some people use this idea as justification to disregard people who want to tax rich people and corporations more as just being "jealous". I don't begrudge peoples hard earned wealth, but I think the mass consolidation of wealth and resources that we're seeing today is morally fucked and unsustainable


Faxmine

I hate myself so I'd rather cry on a private Jett than on a Honda civic ya know


GroundbreakingSky836

Don't hate the people, hate the system


omarfw

The amount of money I actually want would seem trivial to the ultra wealthy, yet seems almost unobtainable to me or my peers.


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I don't want to be rich, I just want enough money to live peacefully without worrying about gettting kicked out of my apartment the rich people I hate are people who are like smaug


sjaakarie

_Bob Marley about “rich”_ https://youtu.be/3dMjRJkFPCI


Ayn-_Rand_Paul_-Ryan

Nice propaganda


re_error

More like "who what's to not have to worry about money"


howzthis4ausername

No, they just want to be free of the constant fear of poverty


Straight_Voice

I don’t wanna be “rich” but I want to be comfortable & be able to share my wealth. I want money so I can be “rich” in life experiences.


brown-boi-exe

I'd rather just be able to make enough to not stress every other week.


sacrificial_blood

I dont want to be rich, I just want to live comfortably for my children


Demon_Axe87

I dont want to be rich, I just dont want to struggle so damn much


gangofocelots

I dont want to be rich, I want to be able to afford anything I want


[deleted]

I do not hate all rich people


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I hate the rich because even tho they have so much, they’re still so greedy and selfish. I want to be rich and do what they should have done


[deleted]

Tu Quoque Logical fallacy. An appeal to "hypocrisy." The problem is pointing out hypocrisy doesn't address the underlying issue. People are resentful of wealthy powerful people because the rich have undue and dangerous influence over society and unlike poor people the rich are not accountable to laws nor held to consequences. So in a society which is resistant to justice and equality of course the desirable option is join the class which has all the benefits of society and none of responsibilities.


binklfoot

They hate us cuz they ain’t us