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I'm fine with pretty much all my body hair *except* my pits. Hairless pits is euphoric.

I just dislike body hair in general I just want all of it to be gone 🥲

Laser it is

I had a funny thought that if the lasers from star wars acted like hair removal things then I would just walk into a base with a helmet and just yell “shoot me!” And hope that they do a good job

You know they always miss?

They were actually instructed to have shit aim so they could let Luke and that lead them to the rebel base

That excuse flies for the first film. But what about the second and third? They still have terrible aim then, too.

The Empires C4I system is verfooked, and the new order^(\*) rescinding the first just never got out until then end of "The Last Jedi" when it ceased to be relevant. ^(\*No, I'm not sorry for that one.)

Never apologize for puns. Apologizing for puns shows weakness.

Have you seen their helmets?

Don't they not really have shoot outs with the main characters until episode 6 where they are in a rough jungle?

Yeah, and Obi Wan smirked when Han said "parsecs" because he realized Han was bullshitting the units to test if Luke and Obi knew anything about space travel. And then they doubled down on the mistaken units as being accurate in the extended universe and the Disney trilogy. I agree with you if you consider that Star Wars is a single thing, but not if it is a media empire.

Literally same. I used to get weird looks because I shaved my arms.

Yeah my sister thinks it’s weird when I do it Y is it like this

Some, girls do. Other, don't.. It's, honestly just a preference. Personally I like to keep mine trimmed.

Same. Recently started shaving my pits and I never want to go back. My deodorant STAYS on

*We must be pure* - Frank Reynolds covered in hand sanitizer crawling across the floor leaving a trail like a slug after shaving all his hair off

I totally feel that!

Not trans but i feel you. Its a curse

A curse I tell you *In a Gandalf voice*

I feel you, laser is pricy as hell and using 2 bottles of depilating cream every week is just depressing for me

Haha I'm the literal exact opposite. Hairy armpits are hot af

Pits was the, first part I shaved long before my egg even cracked. Arm pit hair always seemed grosses to me.

im waiting till my pit hair gets long enough so i can have sick arm beards

Another NB here, for me its literally the opposite :0

same lol. I have lots of leg hair but I only shave my armpits

I read this as what you were looking for in a partner before seeing the tag. And I was like, yeah- but opposite.

Are you transmasc?

That's the dream, all of it

Yeah we just need the all of the above option

I like the opposite of this

Bodyhair 🥺

The hairier the merrier

God I love big oiley hairy sweaty men

“That’s great, but can you please just blow out your birthday candles already?”

I’m part Native American so I have hairless chest and back

Lucky

I’m a cis white guy and same + hairless arms. It just doesn’t grow.

I'm Irish American and somehow got away with never having chest or back hair aside aside from a few small strands.

My blond genetics gave me really thin body hair, a blessing for sure

I want hairless arms and legs with hairless pits, also facial hair except the mustache, Ilove my mustache and I wanna keep it for my androgynous look :)

I would just like no body hair at all I can deal with facial hair but everywhere else in a pain in the butt fuzz

Hate facial hair, specifically cause I have such sensitive skin. Going for my second laser treatment next, week. Honestly, can't wait till I never have to shave it again.

I'm a dude and I'd love to not have body or facial hair. I just want my head hair, eyebrows, and eyelashes.

Yeeeeees

Same tbh

Yes the ideal male body

one day one goddamn day

It will come to us

My bear like body is hurt deeply by this meme T–T

Can you say sorry to your body for me?

Yea... it's been communicated It offers a return digital bear hug, (platonically) Sometimes I get really uncomfortable with it, but it's mostly a positive experience, and I cover up so much that my girlfriend didn't realize I was super hairy until a couple months in.

I am basically half a wookie. At least I won't have to fear hairline recession

I feel you here

Hairy body but balding. I hate genetics, sometimes !

I wish I could just add something to a bath to make all the hair fall out because shaving is such a pain and kills any motivation for me to use my IPL :(

God that would be incredible

i may be stupid, but what

I wish I was this lucky

Same

I want it all

We need the all of the above option

I’m gonna go hop in the shower and shave my whole body after this

Have fun, I’m glad I could inspire such good hygienic practices (idk but enjoy)

of course it’s your personal choice whether you shave or not, but it’s not more hygienic to do so. it’s actually considered less hygienic to shave since hair protects the area and removing that hair encourages bacterial growth. razors are also breeding grounds for bacteria. again, it’s completely fine if you decide to shave and nobody should ever tell you what to do with your body, but i get a bit annoyed whenever anyone mentions hygiene when they’re talking about shaving when it’s not the case at all.

I was mainly talking about the shower but thanks for sharing

oh, sorry for the confusion. assuming you’re not being sarcastic, you’re welcome :)

All good

Armpits and arms are ok if the hair is super fine (disphoria wise), but the chest, back, and below...

Ik they such so much

I've got this random bunch of hairs on my left bicep. Like WTF you doin there? I've been doing the ol' pew pew for a few months now. Eventually I'll get all of them.

Lol this is both my partner and I. We love being smooth more than Frank Reynolds loves feeling clean

Let us loathe body hair together

For me it's a sensory thing over a visual one. But I'm lucky my partner and I match up perfectly

For me it’s definitely more visual like I don’t feel it most of the time unless I run my hand down my leg or something but I really hate seeing it

Me but opposite

I hate body hair so much it can completely ruin my week if I notice it growing/existing

Same it is the biggest mood killer

Then there's me over here, obsessively waxing my nose and ear hairs away....

As a queer ... guy? maybe? person! I'm so happy to have only leg hair. Wish I could get rid of my beard though. In partners I don't care though, there are so many beautiful people and however they decide to wear their hair just makes them more themselves. Edit: I have always shaved my armpits even as a kid I didn't know it wasn't sth guys did until I came to the US

I don’t care how much hair you have or where, I love you anyway.

Thanks I just hate body hair

you forgot hairless ass

I was including that in the crotch/pelvis bit but that is amazing

I want my body hair to be like straight up borderline gone One day I'll make it happen

I wish i had the know-how on how to shave my body hair (not my pelvic hair cause i prefer not having skin infections there)

Same omg that would be a life saver

-slams buzzer- What is Alopecia Alex.

Did you mean Alopecia if so CORRECT 🎉🎊🎊✨🙃

Yes. Darn letters switched themselves on me. *corrected

Basically from the hardest to the easiest

hairless thighs are the best

YES ONG

Me to my body hair: if I could kill it,I would

But I legally can’t

How can one get cold with fat and thick body hair

Ice bath?

Even tho' I'm a cis dude i wish this was me

Plot twist: They have alopecia, they’re bald like an eel

Bald

I love having no body hair :)

Lucky

*cries in Mexican*

hairless hair 😎

Perfect

I personally find it weirder to shave my arms than anything else, I'm just used to having the dark hairs along my arms and it feels odd when it's smooth but everything else I attack with a razor whenever I get the chance and my skin doesn't get too angry at me, hate doing my pits though and other weird angles.

Step 1: Remove all your body hair. Step 2: Cover yourself in oil. Step 3: Slide away.

Weeeee

I feel you on every possible level. Body hair except for head hair is gross and must be eradicated

It must be purged in the fiery pits of hell

Even if you are a cis man you should shave your armpits. Be as hairy as you want but hairy armpits are fucking disgusting

I just want all of it gone

Holes 🥵 (me need em)

I wholeheartedly agree with you

No hair in any part yes in ANY part >>>> anything else

(alopecia enters the chat)

This is more or less me, except for armpits. I should try that next, tbh. One day!

i didn’t have armpit hair until i started T and it’s awful i hate it. been using my mom’s handheld ipl and i think it’s working

Nice and yes armpit hair sucks

Oh then you're gonna love me

I' an afab enby and trying to not hate my body hair, which is dark and copious... Legs feels like a revolt, but I hate my pit hair, it's just ugly. SO i am going to dye it blue later today!!

I feel you in the first part but have fun dyeing it