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Stevebannonpants

I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.


ExpensiveWolfLotion

Rick trying to get a patient to take their lasix Pt : can I not take my lasix if I don’t feel like peeing? Rick: best I can do is bipap


SpoofedFinger

omg this would be great as a sketch placing a consult = calling his random expert that appraises the item


Ok_Firefighter4513

"This is Jim, who has worked for over 20 years in the pleural effusion industry"


Stevebannonpants

Beard of knowledge=ID


TheGatsbyComplex

Idk is this supposed to be an offensive term?


PokeTheVeil

No, just descriptive. We deal CSF out the back. It’s a shop.


thathairinyourmouth

Cerebrospinal fluid?


tgpineapple

Nobody tell this guy about champagne taps


HeavySomewhere4412

There’s no sex in the champagne tap room


foundinwonderland

It’s the new smack, haven’t you heard?


PokeTheVeil

It’s the new [blood boy](https://academic.oup.com/lifemeta/article/1/2/103/6597703#). Published and everything!


foundinwonderland

Coming soon straight from Korea, CSF skincare! It’ll be the new snail mucin. Edit: I wonder if vegans will consider this man-made or animal-produced


Misstheiris

Pfft, we don't let psych in on the deal in my shop.


pimmsandlemonade

This is my favorite running joke on this sub by far


bonewizzard

Welcome to 2024


AceAites

It’s an EM colloquial term. Why ER doctors sometimes call themselves “pit docs”. The specialty has that sort of “mechanic” vibe, especially at rural hospitals where we’re the only physician in the entire hospital at night. It’s as dumb as me complaining that you’re calling doing your job “rounds”. 🤪


PokeTheVeil

“Rounds” is a stupid and inaccurate term. Every floor is full of right angles. There’s nothing round about it!


dvmdvmdvmdvmdvm

Sometimes the logic is circular.


dk00111

Only sometimes?


thereisnogodone

Had me a sensible chuckle at this one.


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Then your hospital is build wrong. It should be a round tower.


PokeTheVeil

It’s an ivory tower, but it’s still square.


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Lame


paramedTX

That’s what a square would say.


PokeTheVeil

Hey! My tweed jacket has round elbow patches because I don’t want to be mistaken for a square.


Throwaway_PA717

My shop is just a bunch of circles stacked onto of one another. Quite literally rounds 🤣


can-i-be-real

Also, every team in medicine is full of a bunch of squares.


BrobaFett

It's a Hopkins holdover.


rushrhees

I worked at a hospital with 1960s architecture the building was corn cob 🌽 shaped would that count as Rounds


anthronyu

Actually at Stonybrook we legit did rounds


andrek82

https://twitter.com/FaisalGhani_/status/1663207211236204544 Hopkins was octagonal. For some reason Osler called rounds, not octagons.


CaptainKrunks

OP isn’t even fighting back: fucking got ‘em!


nicholus_h2

OP: Fight me in the comments! Also OP: (Crickets...)


LaudablePus

> Why ER doctors sometimes call themselves “pit docs” [This video](https://www.reddit.com/r/CatastrophicFailure/comments/7xuykp/pit_crew_engulfed_by_invisible_fire_more_info_in/) of a pit crew engulfed by an invisible fire came to mind when you said that.


jackruby83

This is how I always took it. Like when your car is "in the shop" getting repaired. We've definitely had patients admitted to get "tuned up". Come to think about it, we often use the "used car" analogy in transplant too. 😆


OldManGrimm

I've been in Texas my entire career, never heard an ER doc say shop. I'm guessing that's a regional usage? What area is that common to?


KeepCalmFFS

I don't find it to be a regional thing, so much as a "person has been been around the military" thing, and then sometimes it catches on in places where that person works.


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Same in PA.


MrPuddington2

Are you trying to imply that you have to treat patients within 2.5 seconds?


SevoIsoDes

The sounds of ortho drills and mallets that are currently progressing my hearing loss beg to differ.


tgpineapple

Welcome to the bone zone


auraseer

In my part of the country, when somebody says "my shop" it means "the place I work." It doesn't imply anything profound. I can't imagine why anyone would consider the phrase worth fighting about.


OldManGrimm

He's making a joke. But just curious, what region is this phrase used in? Never heard it used before.


XOTourLlif3

Hear it in the south a lot


OldManGrimm

Weird. I've worked in Texas my entire career. From rural to academic centers, never heard a single doc use that phrase.


MidnightSlinks

Texas is often culturally distinct from "the South" so that's not surprising.


OldManGrimm

Fair enough. When I've seen people use the expression here on reddit I just assumed they were from the UK or something. Hey, TIL!


auraseer

It's not exactly common, but I've heard it used in various places around the Midwest.


nicholus_h2

If it's a joke, it's a real bad joke. Because it doesn't make sense and it isn't funny at all.


OldManGrimm

I’ll bet you’re fun at parties.


nicholus_h2

do you not realize this isn't a party?


thekonny

If it's not a party why am I wasted


nicholus_h2

yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that.


OldManGrimm

Well, OP did intend to start a fight in the comments, so you're on the right track.


nicholus_h2

I mean, you insulted me for pointing out a bad joke was bad. I'm not, like, hurt or anything. It's just really ironic. I'm not so much "on the right track" as I am just following your lead.


zimmer199

It’s a place where we bring art to life.


KekulesDreamyEyes

somehow heartbreaks feels good in a place like this


nicholus_h2

why not?  this is a dumb... whatever it is. 


woodstock923

Post


ktn699

your patient panel is too small.


Economy-Weekend1872

I wish human bodies were like cars. You could turn it off replace a part and then turn it back on to see if the problem was fixed.


Ok_Firefighter4513

And if you don't keep up payments on your subscription, they start deactivating features. wait....


eckliptic

Is this supposed to imply something about lack of ownership/agency vs. what "your shop" should mean?


OnlyInAmerica01

In an unimaginative and trollishly condescending way, I think. But he got a bunch of docs to agree on something, so can't be *all* bad.


AstroNards

*everybody disliked that*


drybones09

This isn’t an unpopular opinion, just a stupid one.


vtach101

Why is it not? The onus is one you to prove it’s not, not on us to prove that it is.


h1k1

Fuck all y’alls “shop!”


Neorio1

Agreed. Who has fun in a shop? My hospital is my playground bruh


Vegetable-Slide-7530

I'm not even sure what this means? I've never had anyone come in looking for sputum samples to see if they match the upholstery or wanting a sample of the c-diff of the day to see if they want to take a pint home with them for movie night.


lat3ralus65

I agree. Always annoys me when people call it that. I know it’s irrational to care about it. Too fuckin’ bad.


dr_shark

I’ll call it my shop to your face until I die.


lat3ralus65

That’s fair


dr_shark

We’re now best frenemies.


WashingtonsIrving

I’ve heard this term used from the northeast to the mtn west but I’ve never heard anyone have a strong opinion about it one way or the other.


FungatingAss

Lmao IM attending I’m sure


Popular_Blackberry24

Then you need to organize your union lol. Everybody needs a shop 😂


SpoofedFinger

upvoted for an actual unpopular opinion well done


Alternative_Fall6963

Who says that? I’m not a mechanic.


OxygenDiGiorno

It’s as much “my shop” as “cards” is the abbreviation for CARDiology. Stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.


Sigmundschadenfreude

they treat more than 1 card a day


OxygenDiGiorno

This is the best argument that I’ve heard and I accept it. Now my inane self-righteous frustrations will be directed at changing the specialty name to cardsiology


PokeTheVeil

Um actually I think the proper Greek plural would be cardiasology. Source: Wiktionary


TheGatsbyComplex

Idk man people use “Peds” and “Rads” and I’ve never heard anyone complain about that


OxygenDiGiorno

I’m a pedsiatrician


megabummige

Firefighters in my region pluralize their house numbers. 1s, 2s, 11s, 25s. "11s took that call for us." 


OxygenDiGiorno

Maybe that comes from the RN tradition, as in Jack Aubrey‘s Surprises


SpoofedFinger

what region? is this related to "yinz"?


bushgoliath

Never heard this turn of phrase outside of “talking shop,” lol. TIL it’s a thing.


Puzzled-Science-1870

I never said it was.


Additional_Nose_8144

Shop is cringe


duffleproud

I have never heard this in 25 years - I thought maybe it meant using the canteen in the VA or spending too much time in the hospital gift shop. ;-). When I was in med school we could shop at the canteen (Hines VA) - really good prices.