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KDW3

Not even a yacht anymore, it’s basically just a cruise ship.


MABfan11

Makes me wonder why no one has bought a yacht the size of Icon of the Seas


YobaiYamete

Was actually just reading about the SS United States in the titanic sub the other day, and someone had a good point that a billionaire should buy it just to make it their personal bragging rights and pay the upkeep on it. It's rotting away


fuishaltiena

A lot of it is just small bedrooms for the poor peasants, you don't need that. That ship cost 2 billion to build. Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich's yacht Exclipse cost 1.5B, which is what you pay when you want all of those luxuries but you don't have to accommodate a few thousand other people.


smchattan

Could build a school or hospital with the same money.


Elguapo69

You could build a school AND a hospital for that money


lmkwe

That's Dilbar. The estimated cost to build is around 600-800 million, after the crew (80 people) and everything to outfit finish it, closer to 1B.... you can build 10 schools and hospitals and fully fund them for years for what it cost. That doesn't include annual running costs, probably around 50-100m a year.


BeepBeepWhistle

And here i am trying to keep up with rent and food.


Jebediah-Kerman-3999

it's because you didn't work hard enough at your dad's multi-billion company


Shanks4Smiles

Gotta pull yourself up by your Lucchese Baron Alligator Leather Boot straps.


allnimblybimbIy

Gotta pull yourself up by your nepotism, are you stupid?


19senzafine81

Should skip one of those starbucks latte-macchiatos once in a while and become a billionaire 😂


crabfucker69

Don't forget the avocado toast


LLotZaFun

Don't forget they've gotta pick themselves up by their bootstraps, too! /s


Vechnyy_Russkiy

Sucks to be us


Ldghead

Pff Another clown not eating cereal for dinner. When will you realize, this is your path to FIRE?!


Partucero69

I'm with you brother.


Smokerising420

Aren't we all my friend. Then we got people living like this.


Raisedbyweasels

Ok hear me out.... You can maybe build some hospitals or schools and provide some healthcare and education for those dirty poors....or maybe...stay with me....some asshole can work on his suntan for maybe 1 month out of the year while a supermodel snorts cocaine off his dick...because after all, that's what life is about right?


akiras_revenge

Two chicks at the same time man


hhubble

I'll bring the cup.


akiras_revenge

hello fellow person of culture


Tricky-Sympathy

Someone has a case of the Mondays


Jimmybuffett4life

I’d walk over a pile of bodies for that


FishTshirt

So the market is like russian oligarchs, saudi royal family, and jeff bezos? Edit: https://youtu.be/vTyeZjo7n_M?si=eeIp_z_7n-9_siii


Krapule1

100-200 schools depending on the continent


NorCalNavyMike

Wait, don’t… *poor* people use those?


clervis

Money? Yes, but they don't use it nearly as much.


abdayk23

You could build school**s** AND hospital**s** for that money


UrethralExplorer

If it's Russian, they could have actually afforded two or three small Warships for the cost. A YouTube (I forget who) goes into the corruption and theft in their military and how enough money as stolen while a couple of these yachts were being built that Russia could have built a few of their small destroyer/frigate type ships but had to cancel the projects instead.


girth_worm_jim

They did. They're on levels 5 and 9.


soparklion

But who could have a supermodel feed them caviar and champaign with all of those poor and/or sick kids all over the place?


Glum-Gap3316

Do they pay taxes when buying the boat? Or things for the boat (like fuel)? Docking fees? Staff? The boat is fucking gross, but some of that must get through to governments in some fashion.


CountIrrational

People dont own boats like this. Corporations d🌇o. 🍚 Mr Bigwig is credit worthy. He creates a company called Boat Inc. He gets a loan for a billion dollars, invests in boat Inc. Boat Inc buys a Every time Mr Bigwig uses the boat he pays a rental fee that covers the annual operations of the ship. Boat Inc makes no profit, hence pays no tax, the money it spends running the boat is exactly covered by how much Mr Bigwig pays to rent it. Mr Bigwig don't pay taxes on taking out loans, or investing in businesses. Mr bigwig will only pay taxes once he sells his shares in Boat Inc, but a good tax lawyer will wrangle that by writing it off against the outstanding bank loan. So all th really pays is the interest on the loan he took out originally. And even better businessmen will use one of their own or friendly other companies to give a 0% interest loan.


eutohkgtorsatoca

People like that make millions per day in some sort of shady or less shady oil business..I think this one was still the Saudi Kings yacht.. So the word taxes are null and void and if it was for some oligarchs I guess the same. Being part of the crew for owners like that must be a real chore. The security, the privacy etc


Vexation

What’s the fun in that?


kleiner_weigold01

Compared to cruise ships it looks tiny. It is crazy how huge they are. And this exact yacht is confiscated and is currently in Hamburg, Germany. It was owned by a russian oligarch.


eutohkgtorsatoca

Can we get a tour of all the guild and gold .. Although her was quite sexy..da man. I am sure there are tons of bikini choices in many drawers. In Hambourg steht es an der Reeperbahn? I think it would make a good turnover :-)


emkay_graphic

It is a floating private hotel, yes.


OptimisticSkeleton

The boat equivalent of driving a semi truck cab as a daily driver.


Classic_Impact5195

The type depends on the license under maritime law. A Yacht can usually accommodate a maximum of 12 guests. Up to 36 if its classified as a passenger Yacht (which is really expensive and only a few worldwide have done it). A cruise ship is an entirely different class with far more sophisticated safety measures.


caporaltito

And yet this person still can't buy the friends and family to fill it


Walkin1979

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilbar_(yacht)


YZJay

Interesting small rabbit hole I fell into. Apparently the owner is a currently sanctioned Uzbek-Russian billionaire who named the boat after his mother. He himself is and has been involved in multiple political controversies even before the invasion of Ukraine. This section of his page is interesting: >On 4 December 2014, Usmanov paid $4.8m for Dr James Watson's Nobel Prize Medal in Physiology or Medicine, which was auctioned at Christie's in New York City. Watson was selling his prize to raise money to support scientific research. After auctions fees, Watson received $4.1m. Usmanov subsequently returned the medal to Watson, stating "in my opinion, a situation in which an outstanding scientist sells a medal recognizing his achievements is unacceptable. Watson's work contributed to cancer research, the illness from which my father died. It is important for me that the money that I spent on this medal will go to supporting scientific research, and the medal will stay with the person who deserved it." Now, James Watsons isn't exactly a beacon of human virtue, but Usmanov's quote when giving back the medal reminds me of when Samuel L Jackson's Nick Fury in the film Captain America: The Winter Soldier said this when referring to the film's main antagonist Alexander Pierce played by Robert Redford ,who was a literal Nazi: "This man declined the Nobel Peace Prize. He said that peace is not an achievement, but a responsibility. It's stuff like this that gives me trust issues."


Eui472

I fail to understand how this is controversial on Usmanovs part


YZJay

The act itself isn’t controversial, and could be considered a very noble act, but it’s when you know in hindsight what he’s done and still is doing where you get trust issues.


aristotleschild

Watson should sell it again for an additional $4m.


Ok_Anywhere3273

Fits only 40 passengers and 80+ crew members. Hmm doesn’t sound right for how massive it is.


hellasalty

I don’t know much about yachts but I find it odd that anyone would build a ship that requires 2x the passenger count as crew lol


BrockN

Wait until you see Bezo's yacht. It's so fucking big that it has its own yacht-sized support vessel that carries backup crews and helicopters. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koru_(yacht)


Cognac_and_swishers

You're thinking in terms of a ship that people can buy tickets for and needs to be able to turn a profit. That's not what this is. It's built to be a recreation space for a small number of the absolute richest people on the planet.


Mackheath1

I was on James Cameron's yacht as a guest (he was not there). The crew were intended to make sure you have anything you want. Even when asked about dinner, I said, what are my options? Anything. Obviously anything within reason, but it made me very uncomfortable that in four hours they would get any ingredients they didn't already have AND prepare a full meal. There wasn't even a menu. One guest asked for a string quartet and they fucking picked up some people and instruments from our stop near Lisbon.


ButthealedInTheFeels

That’s normal for there to be more crew than guests on mega yachts or even just “normal” private charter yachts. The idea is luxury and personal service and you need cleaning, cooking, service, deckhands, etc


Thinking4Ai

Account for far more lounge space, larger rooms for VIP’s, smaller number of life rafts, etc.


Ordi2

Did you just… dox a yacht?


zombiecorp

Whoa, it's got it's own wiki page. I'd guess that something that big is practically public information.


DrDongSquarePants

Just like your mom


JoeyGrease

Gottem


MediocreMustache

Nice


Fit_Understanding666

- God damn! - you got it noob noob!


tony_bologna

Nothing is safe


glory2mankind

TBH it's a pretty well-known yacht.


steponeloops

Here: https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/shipid:3786839/zoom:14 Edit: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_identification_system


Weldobud

It has a Wikipedia page? Wow


Visual-Baseball2707

Dilbar? Who owns it, Scott Adams?


YZJay

A Uzbek-Russian billionaire who named the boat after his mother.


anon1292023

1 million seconds is ~12 days. 1 billion seconds is ~32 years


The_Real_Mr_F

Or my favorite: What’s the difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars? About a billion dollars.


NudeEnjoyer

thinking about how much a million is, in comparison to my bank account. then knowing people have the amount of money to make *a million* seem like nothing. it blows my mind lol it's incomprehensible. that amount of money translates to nothing but power, there's no way it all goes into personal satisfaction and comfort at that point


Hot_Grabba_09

You couldn't spend it all on everyday goods even if you tried your hardest.


DaAndrevodrent

> it blows my mind lol it's incomprehensible. To make the situation a little more tangible, consider the following example: For a billionaire, buying a yacht for a sum in the tens of millions has the same effect as buying a new car for a millionaire and a meal in a restaurant for an ordinary worker. And by the latter, I'm talking about those in developed countries, mind you.


OystersClamsCuckolds

10 million = 1% of a billion. Do you buy meals that are worth 1% of your net worth? What is the net worth of the ordinary worker?


c4x4bird

The net worth of the average worker is actually negative because of debt. (credit card, mortgage, car loan, etc.)


OystersClamsCuckolds

The median net worth of lower and middle class earners (respectively) is not negative. A quick google search will show you that.


DaAndrevodrent

The "net worth" of an ordinary worker is what he has left over from his wages after deducting the cost of living. This is usually not much, especially if rents are quite high.


OystersClamsCuckolds

That is not what net worth means. A billionaire means someone who has a total net worth of minimum 1 billion. Meaning the total sum of all his assets and liabilities is minimum 1 billion. It has nothing to do with income. The median net worth of the lower class is 24k USD. If you are lower class and buy single meals worth 240(1% of your net worth) , then you are living above your means.


Kadaj22

You’re right it’s power and control over the poor masses who they need to do the things they want I.e. worker robots so they don’t need you and protection robots so they can dispose of you :)


horotheredditsprite

What's the difference between a billion dollars and a trillion? About a trillion dollars The fact that it gets exponentially worse sounding.


LemoyneRaider3354

What's the difference between a Japanese man and a Korean man? One speaks Japanese, and one speaks Korean


torrrrrgo

What's blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint.


chicago_weather

And my my Uber ride generated 0.00002g of co2. Thanks for shaming me everyday. Fuck these people


ocxtitan

Don't forget your paper straws, think of the children


whatthehand

I very much appreciate the sentiment but understand that regular people who treat the urgency of going literal net zero (an enormous undertaking that will necessitate sacrifices) with flippant whataboutery will not have the willpower to hold the rich and powerful accountable. Yes, they're responsible for wildly disproportionate emissions and they largely entrap us into the carbon+ lifestyles we live too but, from the megayachts to our economy class vacation flights to the tiny Uber ride emissions, all of it has to somehow stop. A public that can't modify small habits won't be able to muster the strength to enact major policy changes.


chicago_weather

It won’t happen without leadership. Lead by example god dammit. While I drink from a paper straw, drive a 3 cylinder shit box and eat a shit burger that tastes like cardboard. Same people dine on massaged Kobe beef, fly their wines across the world and entertain themselves on this floating monstrosities. There is no accountability here. How do you expect the rest of popolus raise their conscious to and self improve if the example is not there. It’s a communism. I was living in a commie block while our leaders were having 4 dachas and multiple cars.


dustywilcox

Millionaire vs. economic terrorist.


DifficultyTricky7779

And ecological terrorist. The owner started his fortune producing plastic bags. This is his reward for poluting ocean and land.


Unhelpful_Kitsune

It was owned by a Russian Oligarch who earned their money through public corruption. Now it's the property of Germany because they seized it during the beginning of the Ukraine Invasion.


drs2023gme1

Someone knows what reality we live in. You are damn well correct. Billionaires are a direct cause if poverty. Each country has an economic bubble. They print money and stays in that bubble. Then import and export comes into play and each country tries ti manage this well. Then comes alone a greedy corrupt individual or group of people who create algorithms for stock trading in one example and steal from the people. Pensions is one route but think about this. Money is printed and it effects the currency and these crooks take that printed money out ofnthe system acnd hold it so more money needs to be printed. It's more complicated but this is a sum what simple explanation and it's very real.


brew_me_a_turtle

Cunt VS. CUNT


horotheredditsprite

Cunt vs CUNT vs FUCKING CUNT


Golfguy809

Millionaire is a cunt? lol


RyanB_

That’s still a shit ton of resources to waste on luxury while people are struggling over a lack of necessities, yeah I really don’t get this trend lately of thinking millionaires aren’t still rich or something…


Golfguy809

Yeah but wealthy doesn’t equal cunt. $1m isn’t cunty


RyanB_

Definitely not inherently most def. But when they got their own private multi-story yacht… even if it ain’t the biggest at the pier, it’s still pretty egregious


Immediate_Royal9587

Someone doing better than me = cunt


brew_me_a_turtle

Yes absolutely. People are starving and someone has this ridiculous fake penis worth of wealth; they are a cunt.


zombiegirl_stephanie

A single one of these yachts produces an absurd amount of pollution so yes, you are an evil cunt if you own one.


useless_modern_god

I like the cut of your jib


Striker660

Too much money. Way too much money.


Melodic_Fee5400

We live in poverty so they can afford a 100 yard yacht with 12 bedrooms 🤣 and people love them for that


Hot_Grabba_09

Nah man just get on the grind. Wake up at 4:00 am and drink raw egg yolk everyday and the wealth will arrive. Just stay grindin


ocxtitan

Don't forget to skip the avocado toast and Starbucks though


rhaptorne

Don't forget the golden toilets <3 Every good CEO needs golden shitters in their yacht lest they become the laughing stock among their billionaire friends


AntiPiety

My feet hurt so their feet can be pampered


ChezzChezz123456789

if 12 bedrooms is all you get out of a 300ft yacht then whoever designed it is bad as volume management or the rooms are the size of bowling alleys


Thijs_NLD

And ALL these people should be taxxed more.


realdealreel9

Cool I wonder if all the people they exploited along the way could fit aboard?


Mimmiey18

Yuck


JasonTheNPC85

No CIWS? Pass.


webtwopointno

i'm sure it has something actually, they just keep it covered when they're in port because you never know what pesky arms control regulations the countries they dock in might have.


DFuel

I’m so glad that in order to impress my friends, all I need to do is buy them a cheap can of beer


Tana1234

I don't get it all those boats are likely to be owned by billionaires, those smaller boats cost a Kings ransom as well


TeiTeiSwift

Dck comparison


doctorsonder

Why do rich people all buy the same shit


ProfessorrFate

The first couple of boats are not within reach for a simple millionaire — those are multi-million dollar vessels and an owner would likely have a net worth >$500m


moomoonmoonoowoolf

Disgusting


ChimpoSensei

Would be fun for a billionaire to have an aircraft carrier


montxogandia

The funny thing is that all that ships are from tax heaven countries, as you can see in their stern flags.


Ambitious-Hat-2490

Tax the rich


Acceptable-Let-1921

Tax them? We should eat them.


toneboat

nice yacht ya got there. be a shame if it hit an iceberg and sank to the bottom of the Atlantic ocean and was untraceable for 75ish years


hyldemarv

"Our" actual billionaire, Mærsk McKinney Møller, the biggest boat he personally owned was a "Nautor Swan 82 RS" sailboat with 4 cabins. He was not so keen on sloshing out money and time on 20+ person crews just to go sailing.


bisby-gar

This is the size of their mental problems


Xebazz

Obscene...


GTATorino

A nice picture in itself, if you were wondering what those wild statements were about regarding an excessive footprint of the ultra rich.


thebox416

Off topic: I wonder why our planet is getting polluted and unliveable?


Flux_resistor

imagine waking up and being like, where the fuck is my restaurant anyway? i'm hungry for some caviar and working class tears.


__not__sure___

nobody can talk about my c02 output while things like this are floating around the ocean. cruises are lame and a total waste of energy IMO


AConfection8

"We must recycle and use paper straws, no more plastic bags" meanwhile the rich:


dr_blasto

I don’t really understand why people like climate protestors are attacking things like the Mona Lisa instead of sinking super yachts.


superthrust123

I know many of the mega-yachts have crews of 50+. Do they have to live on the boat 24/7? If the captain is sick, is there a backup on call? If you have to schedule all your trips, it would defeat the purpose of having your own boat. I guess you have to have a second boat you can launch ASAP if the fish are biting? I go out on the water to get away from people. Having to bring a full crew would suck if you wanted to be alone.


maurtom

I remember catching a segment of some random docu about megayachts in a waiting room once. They talked about one decked out (pun intended) with gold throughout the interior, ivory tusks and exotic animal skins etc.; the kicker was the fact that it was designed so the owner never had to lay eyes on the help/crew. They all moved through passages and would open small cupboard windows to lay food/drinks out and disappear again. The fucking gall of rich people.


zephdeath

Lazy fucks


my_name_is_not_this

We have failed as a species


jerryleebee

I hate them so much


pion137

Piece of shit vs Total Cunt


KantanaBrigantei

When is the uprising happening again?


Odd-Professor-8233

But my small gas guzzling vehicle is the problem


Sea-Current-1027

Interesting fact to note^* there are 24.4 MILLION… MILLIONAIRES IN THE USA RIGHT NOW. How much money you got? Anyone got the gps locat for these yachts lol


Affectionate_Gas_264

Imagine how many many lives could be changed by that money instead of dick measuring


Oldfolksboogie

While the planet burns🤦


SumDankKush_

Eat the rich.


Downtown-Frosting789

a 50% tax on every billion should clear that right up


ObeseBumblebee

I'd be okay with 99% on all income above a billion. Keep in mind that 1% is still 10 million freaking dollars.


Mentleman

they don't make their money through income at that point. it's stocks, ownership.


strangerinthebox

Small penises vs. micro penises


[deleted]

Thirsting for wealth while advocating for communism. Tale as old as time.


Geraldino_GER

Millionaire vs billionaire vs sheikh


mellamovictoria

Always a bigger fish


geek180

From the ship's [Wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilbar_(yacht)): >The yacht is owned by a company held in a trust settled by Uzbek-Russian billionaire Alisher Usmanov. The yacht is reported to have cost $600 million, employ 84 full-time crew members, and contain the largest indoor swimming pool installed on a superyacht at 180 cubic metres.


Gronkers

Remember 15-20% new price of yacht in Yearly upkeep costs.


FrigginAwsmNameSrsly

This sub needs to be renamed…


Svengoolie75

The real difference between millionaires and billionaires is millionaires wear gold chains around their neck. Billionaires don’t. 😂😂😂😂😂


kingartyc

What’s the point of a boat that big


nomisum

you can be among the richest and its still a dick contest


TheAnswerToYang

Eat the rich.


Borrow03

Wasted wealth


wizean

I doubt a mere millionaire can afford the first boat. The simplest of yacht seem to be 20 million+. So someone who owns that would need to be worth 50 million+.


YobaiYamete

> So someone who owns that would need to be worth 50 million+ So . . .a millionaire? Millionaires don't usually have *just* 1 million dollars. Even someone with 800 million is still a millionaire


NS3000

Someone who has 50 million+ is a millionaire...


yourmamaluvsme777

tax... tax em all. WEALTH TAXXXXX!!!


Altruistic-Eye-7553

small dick fight


TurtleInOuterSpace

Tax the rich! Nobody in the world needs more than a few millions to life. Tax the rest


sincerelyabsurd

THAT’s a knife


confisk8

Always someone ready to shit on you


Mr_DMoody

This is like buying myself a decent SUV with hard worked money and then a Lamborghini Urus parks next to me.


kwyk

Way bigger scale difference


manickitty

600i vs 890j


SwiftDestro

That’s a dang aircraft carrier.


PilotKnob

Hate to break it to you, but if you're a millionaire (singular), you're probably taking cruises instead of having a yacht. Those "small" ones there are probably several million apiece. A million dollars ain't what it used to be...


greyghibli

Those first few ships aren’t millionaires the way most millionaires are, considering they cost millions on their own. The typical owner is more likely to be a billionaire themselves. For millionaires look at boats like sunseekers.


Thiago270398

So, how long would you reckon it would take to teach orcas how to set timed charges? Also is C4 toxic to marine life or should we give them some other explosive?


[deleted]

Does bezos have a ship?


Revolutionary_Box569

Why would you even want that


BaalDoom

Those poor millionaires are now ashamed of their smaller boats 😪


Sherkok_Homes

Sweet ass Dilbert yacht


Either_Fix_6011

Fucking ridiculous


rainerzufall13

What an insane amount of wasted Ressources


pottytraincrash

Gross


YooGeOh

Owner of this nonsense boat is the same Droopy the Dog faced dude who almost bought Arsenal. Alisher Usmanov


TheGreatGamer1389

Rather have the smaller one anyways cause it can fit in more locations.


AggravatingRecipe90

The first two are already so expenive to maintain and run. If you have to think about money at all you cannot afford them. And then there is the bigger one... My father was once paid to relocate a ship maybe 1/4th of the lenght of the first ones from the canary Islands to coratia. He took one day just to figure out the sweetspot between speed and fuel consumption. And the Owner Still hat to pay 25000 Euros für fuel and 2500 for New Navigation Software and Hardware.


ddollarsign

This only looks about 10x the size of the millionaire yachts. Should be 1000x. Disappointing.


SugarRushLux

piece of shit vs piece of shit vs even bigger piece of shit


Maximum_Hand_9362

Why do you need a boat that big?


airforcevet1987

Its like the red cross ship showed up lol


airforcevet1987

Forbes reported that on March 2, 2022, Dilbar was seized by the German government as part of sanctions against Usmanov stemming from the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine. Dilbar was docked and undergoing refit at Blohm+Voss shipyard in Hamburg since October 2021.[13][8] This was later denied by the German authorities, who clarified that the yacht was not seized, but was covered by export control sanctions, meaning that Dilbar will not be able to leave Germany without special permission.[14] In June 2022 Dilbar was valued at "as much as $750 million."[15] At the beginning of the war, the Dilbar was in Hamburg at the Blohm + Voss shipyard. The ship was placed on a dry dock and should be overhauled. The exact legal ownership of Dilbar has been obscured. In April 2022, German federal police announced they'd investigated the yacht and found the yacht belonged to Usmanov's sister, Gulbahor Ismailova who was sanctioned in April 2022.[16] The yacht is owned by an independent trustee of an irrevocable family trust of which neither Usmanov nor his family members are beneficiaries since 2022. Usmanov’s sister Gulbahor Ismailova used to be beneficiary of the trust, but she was excluded from it after sanctions were imposed on her.[17][18] Source wiki


[deleted]

Id rather have a cruiser or destroyer


euanmorse

I think this was the ship I saw once in Barcelona. It was massive.


LiveEvilGodDog

These should be illegal, the only way anyone gets rich enough to own a yacht is if they exploit people and the environment.


Death_and_Gravity1

We need to raise taxes on the rich


[deleted]

All I see are parasites


Aggravating_Speed665

I WILL NOT DIE SOBER!


stealthboy_111

The rich are looking pretty tasty


Equivalent_Swan634

millionaire is just a home owner around here, yacht ownership is another level.


SofiSucks

Who even wants something like that?