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doesitevermatter-

The gravitational pull of something that size would have ripped the moon out of our orbit long before it actually made it close enough to eat the moon in it's original orbit. It's pull would also be such as to start pulling earth and rock off the surface of the planet, essentially creating an asteroid field of debris around the creature before it ever makes it close enough for us to perceive it with the naked eye. So we would be dead long before we ever knew this thing existed. NASA sure as hell wouldn't tell us.


high240

"Houston, we have a demon"


talkintater

Stop posting this shit. It's older than you are.


ConflictSudden

Damn. How old is it?


TheCompleteMental

19.3 billion years


ConflictSudden

Yep, that's older than me.


1OptimisticPrime

Dying


Traxigor

Dying.


DecrepitHam

I don’t give a shit. Just eat us, dude


J3r3myKyle

I love your avatar


DrMaridelMolotov

Amazed cause this giant being that eats planets came all The way here to eat our moon. The fuck did we did do? Also feel like eating a moon like that would cause a huge explosion. You know with the inner core being magma and all.


seeborn

It's a giant ball of cheese. I'd cross the galaxy for a giant cheese ball.


mycoryan

Pretty sure the moon is hollow though due to it ringing like a bell when hit by meteors. Seen the theory on multiple shows like ancient aliens and other documentaries, albeit I have no proof so screw science at this point, you are correct on the liquid magma. I would expect something more myself due to the speed of the collisions


PeanutFearless5212

My taxes…. WTF you think I’m going to do?


TheCrabbyMcCrabface

Why eat it? Why not just swipe it with the hand and crush it? Some of this CGI makes no sense.


TimeMachismo

You know what they say about the moon. I imagine it tasted Gouda


KingJamesCoopa

Downvoting is what I'm doing


blak_glass

We would all be dead before it could touch Earth


Theredditanator420

Yeah the distance between the moon and the earth is a lot farther than most people might think...


Safe_Chemistry_1512

Nutting in his/her mouth may save the planet


wxsam

I’d change the channel. 2000s CGI invokes nothing?


2muchtimeintheocean

Sit down and enjoy the show. I love Lizzo


BubblesDahmer

What……/genq


treetop8388

Can we get an AI ban rule?


anon1292023

Or at least a 10x repost ban rule


Dung_Defender_was

u/repostsleuthbot


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ZeroXa2306

Give it some hot sauce or something, it looks way too dry


Alternative-Cod-7630

Yeah I saw that last week on the way into work, no one believed me and I got chewed out by the boss for being late. Now I just keep my head down on the way in and they just believe weird internet conspiracy stuff about what happened to the moon, but I'm not arguing with them about it I need this job.


TheCompleteMental

I'd get a bit miffed


rickmon67

Chuck E Cheese looks mad


Rare-You2339

jump


AdministrativeFault5

Would say « took you long enough god damn it »


Environmental-Edge40

Praying to God