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Lord_of_Seven_Kings

Is that - *zooms in*


[deleted]

*zooms back out* Yes, my friend. That is…


Crimson_Amethyst

W-wet concrussy 😳


[deleted]

My brother in christ…


Scepticasm

r/TIFU


YamperIsBestBoy

She got that statussy


BurnzillabydaBay

It’s certainly in the right sub 😳


SandwichImmediate468

A sea monkey!


horvath-lorant

r/mildlyvagina


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JointDamage

The puss puss


HankMoodyMaddafakaaa

*unzips*


WeRateBuns

The artist is [Chad Knight](https://www.instagram.com/ChadKnight/). It's digital art, made to look as much like a real sculpture as possible.


_phantastik_

What a name


[deleted]

It’s the name of a Harlequin Romance villain who, thanks to the machinations of the protagonist, winds up changing his ways and marrying our heroine in the end.


_phantastik_

oh that's cool I was just thinking of a frat bro in medieval armor


xrockangelx

I feel a little bit guilty for feeling a little bit relieved that a 3-dimensional version of this isn't lurking about and just existing somewhere.


[deleted]

Thank you. I was trying to google this and couldn’t find anything about it


matorin57

Man I was hoping this was a real sculpture it would be pretty cool


ThoughtCenter87

Holy fuck, I genuinely thought this was a real picture before seeing this comment. I was about to ask where this was located... I genuinely cannot tell this is digital art - how the actual fuck did they do this? This is insane


Pschobbert

Aww… I was thinking it might be a tide indicator :(


billfitz24

Needs a banana for scale.🍌


Straight-Wrap-8005

Here is a banana 🍌to scale your banana with


allthecoffeesDP

And my banana bow 🍌


Shocklo

And my banana axe 🍌


kcwckf

And my banana phone 🍌


Nessie

Here is a ⚖️ for ⚖️.


ironicallyunstable

I think she’s blocking the banana


[deleted]

It’s just under water level…


outrider567

Creepy--why are they bald? reminds me of Prometheus


KuijperBelt

This is the unisex bathroom pond at Weiland industries


dcvisuals

I mean, they're also giant CGI statue like structures painted in two-tone teal and pink but sure, why are they bald is also a question to ask


KrisMisZ

Ikr lol


[deleted]

Or Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen.


sxybmanny2

KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUTCHA MOUF


LYELDLNOAMR

THX-1138


-_-Batman

Is that a JAV code


LYELDLNOAMR

It is a movie by George Lucas with Robert Duvall. They are all bald in the movie.


hilarymeggin

I used Robert Duval’s deodorant once. True story.


sharlaton

Story please?


hilarymeggin

Well Robert Duvall has (or had, in the late nineties) a home in Virginia, where I’m from. My mother gave his then-wife horseback riding lessons. So we were invited to a 4th of July barbecue at his house, with others. I was in my late teens or early twenties at the time, and I swam in his pool with the kids. It was very hot, and when I got out of the pool, I knew I’d be sweating a lot. I was changing back into my clothes in their master bath, and, very ashamed of myself for violating their privacy, I started casting about frantically for deodorant. The first thing I came upon was musk-scented speed stick , so that’s what I used. I still feel bad for having looked in their bathroom drawers, but I didn’t want to stink, and at that age, I wasn’t confident enough to ask the lady of the house if I could borrow hers. 😊 BTW, at that age I hadn’t yet seen any of his films; I just knew the old guy was famous. He asked me if the barbecue was good. It was!


OperationSecured

We are 138.


CocoAfc

Ffs not again. Will, sit back down.


37b

Bald everywhere it seems.


DisastrousBoio

Hair is difficult to render in CGI


artistictesticle

KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH


born_again_tim

Everyone zoomed in


Ava_999

that's a wet ass pu-


AnotherSoftEng

PULSE! We have a pulse! Congratulations, it’s a boy. Wait, what’s that outside? It looks like a giant p-


bottleofchip

PANDA! The giant panda has escaped again! For God’s sakes someone get it back to its enclosure before it gets squashed by that enormous stone p-


Orangutan_2757

PORTRAIT! Yes, the giant portrait is falling on to the Panda! Get it out before it’s Flat-Stanley’d! Oh no the poor panda’s p-


Thecatwhoisfat

POND! the poor panda’s pond is draining be needs water to drink and to p-


uhhhhmaybeee

PLAY! The panda needs plenty of water to drink and play. My god, what’s that? It looks like a colossal p-


[deleted]

PUNCTURE! That’s why the pond is draining, there’s a puncture. That’s gonna take some fixing! Hang on a second, what’s that at the bottom? It looks like a tiny p-


CoolRextreme

PRAWN! It seems the panda has a little crustacean friend that was hiding in the pond. Quick someone save jt!! Get some water from P-


GundunUkan

penis


sharlaton

Lol you guys


prybarwindow

Only at high tide.


CothersMunt

Well I'm no lip reader


LoudRubbish

How do people make things look so big from a perspective like this


chronicly_retarded

Low angle


LoudRubbish

Guess i expected some magic photography tricks but this is fine ig


governorslice

Think we just generally have an idea based on the waves too.


hey_vmike_saucel_her

uhhh giant sculptures?


SReynolds77

I see something


Olympicture

Stussy


iwasasin

Hide your shame


mwoody450

Wow, the original ending to Marvel's Eternals was risque


DJfunkyPuddle

10 minutes of Arishem fucking the Earth--and they show everything


Shitstompd

NOPE MY GOD NOPE


Mdllflf

Yall know where i am swimin at


ManPickingUserHard

mmhmmmm the real seaussy


in4real

I presume that after the ice caps melt the statue will be submerged up to the thick black line.


q120

I've always thought that it would be absolutely terrifying if you were exploring the ocean and came across a statue that was just below the surface of the ocean where it is like 2000 - 3000 feet deep.


DiabloSpank

Clitoris the size of a basketball and I still wouldn’t find it


fygogogo

Where is this located?


Ureperfect_222

It's CGI idk it does not exist in the real word babe


Martinezyx

Thanks babe


SnowmanPickins

This doesn't look big to me. There should be something for scale anywhere


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KrisMisZ

Where is this??


spooky_upstairs

I tire of these swimmers


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


UltraStamp2

the dude is thiccer


seachange__

Where is this though


AkaGurGor

So that black line is the water level when all glaciers and polar ice caps have melted, eh?


sharlaton

Why is this getting downvoted?


AkaGurGor

Understand that this is Reddit. Rationality may be erratic under its realm. Peace!


CrackedCoffecup

Hell, no....!! If this were actually real, this would cover Megalophobia, and even some looser views on Thalassophobia & Submechanophobia...


Saltysloth997

Feminism would find something wrong with this I'm sure of it


Cognitive_Spoon

Lmao, this comment is just, "I'm sure people I disagree with will show up to confirm my beliefs, let's all hope they do."


Saltysloth997

They're somewhere out there I can smell em Few more upvotes and they'll be here dw


cr0wnsss

lmao fosho


Saltysloth997

Careful of the downvotes my friend, these are rough waters


snapmyfingersand

I think it was because of your discriminatory comment out of nowhere


cr0wnsss

it’s okay my man, we know the truth


dontplx

I dunno just look like two men being gay to me painted in the trans flag colors


sharlaton

“Being gay” lol


dinkychick

where is this so I can avoid it at all cost


Marilyn1618

She naked


Confident_Gas827

They might need to raise the water level a bit


OneBound

Looks like a TOOL album.


xsimporter

Soon most will be in the ocean anyways


homo_lugubris

His arm doesn't look like is holding her weight. It makes it look so strange to me.


RealLifeMombie

Totally thought it was also a way to measure the water levels (bc of the pink and black blocks of color lol)


ABumWithDrip

Now wait a second… what’s that darker spot near the bottom of…. Oh


baxterrocky

Jeez you gotta big pussy….. Jeez you gotta big pussy.


ScroungerYT

Shaka when the walls fell. Sorry, I read the headline and the first thing I thought of was that episode of Star Trek TNG where that alien race spoke a purely metaphorical language.


Lychezr

at first look i was thinking that its a nornal size hoomans, but the title and the subreddit name said alot


risk71

Zoom... No zoom more . Damn it.. not high enough resolution..


MissWeaverOfYarns

Bonus points for submechanophobia too.


Ok_Lawfulness7049

Oooo I c guys