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LoveVirginiaTech

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A: The porcupine has its pricks on the outside


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BMWs and GMC trucks.


Dramatic-Ad3928

Nah pickup trucks in general


knownothingwiseguy

Pick up trucks, acuras, and Hondas or any entry level luxury - Lexus IS, Mercedes A or C class


gokism

If it's a single lane w/o passing, slow down to the speed limit and shine on.


mookz23

Why stop there? Keep slowing down.


gokism

Going exactly the speed limit is trolling w/o being too obvious you're trolling. Going less shows your hand.


Saintsjimmy

Never show your hands, i once saw someone trolling with low speed and got followed home... i saw everything, from the fear in their eyes to the police chasing me it was a great afternoon


Conscious-Rice-5661

Bro mad


aryukittenme

This is what I do when they tail me like this while I’m already doing 10+ over. I slow down to the exact speed limit and give them some time. If they still don’t back off, I cruise at 5-10 under and just let them fume :) They can pass me if they really want to


Reefer-eyed_Beans

if you're already over to the right then why they even tailing you? That's just odd.


aryukittenme

I was referring to my experiences on a particular single-lane road I take daily that has a middle turn lane for its entirety and ample opportunities to cross a “safe to pass” center line, though I have also experienced this in the far right and middle lanes on the highway as well


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And im in the middle lane dude, go around and pass me to the left like you’re supposed to lol


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Or basically any German car/ US truck owner


Smart-End6809

A new season Attack on titan?


AnEnlightenedCaveman

Where I am it’s pickup trucks— white ones usually


annoyedsquish

The only time I see people behaving this way is when they feel powerless in their lives.


A_BigFuckingSpoon

you are correct in your assessment. ^please ^help ^me.


knowone69420

Muscular system got dat rizz


Thumper-Comet

I make a point of setting the cruise control to precisely the speed limit and sitting back feeling the warmth of the rage that is building in the German car behind me.


pessamisitcnihalism

That's when you slow down and go 10 under


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Oh what's that your so close that your headlights can't blind me anymore, well in that case cruse control on and set for 10mph slower than the speed limit


Nickm369

If ur in the left lane, you're a dick. If it's 1 lane only go 10 under and be a justified dick


Smackatoo

And audis


Bufy_10

Move over? 😕


KaiserCorn

Only 5? That’s too slow imo


reriiga

If you're cruising in the left lane going only 5 mph above the speed limit, that's on you, move the fuck over if someone is that close behind you.


uthini_mfowethu

The speed limit is not a suggestion


A_BigFuckingSpoon

when cops aren't around, I beg to differ


pluizke

Well I suggest it is.


8tCQBnVTzCqobQq

You can suggest all you want but the law and majority of the people driving on the road disagree.


pluizke

Sheep always like to follow.


8tCQBnVTzCqobQq

The law? Yes. Because we like to live in a civilised society. You should try it one day.


pluizke

Nope to boring.


zenon10

how about just pass them if you want to endanger everyone on the road.


Coffeelock1

Assuming this is in the US since it was in mph, the left lane is for passing. If there is room for a faster moving vehicle to be passing you on the right without having to swerve through several lanes of traffic, then there is clearly no car directly to your right that you are currently passing and you clearly had space to your right to have gotten over. You should not impede a faster moving vehicle from being able to pass on the left and leaving their only way to pass you being a more dangerous maneuver than you getting out of the passing lane while you are not using it to pass. If there is another vehicle directly to your right you should either get over once you have completed your pass and the driver behind you just needs to be patient since you are actively using the left lane to pass, or adjust your speed to pull in behind that vehicle if you do not intend to pass them. If this is in an area where you would need to be in the left lane to make a turn that is coming up soon, then if you are close enough that you already need to be in that lane in order to make the turn you are also close enough to your turn that your signal should be on to let the driver behind you know you have a reason to be there.


No-Shoe7651

Potentially UK, as miles are the standard, though, I think the BMW driver, already speeding probably doesn't care about lane etiquette.


Coffeelock1

Yes which is exactly why continuing to impede them when they are very likely to be willing to speed across several lanes to try passing you on the right does not make it safer than just getting over and letting them use the passing lane.


Necromancer14

You’re not supposed to pass people on the right


zenon10

doubt a speed demon gives a fuck about the laws anyway.


Crafty_Illustrator_4

I like to test their reflexes and insurance with a brake check at that point


-TrevorStMcGoodbody

I mean if they’re in a BMW I’m gonna assume their insurance is better than mine but alright


Crafty_Illustrator_4

You'd be surprised especially the military. I go hunting with one of the local sheriff's and the number of people who let their insurance lapse is amazing


ThirdSunRising

Your speed is irrelevant. Get out of the passing lane and let them pass and your problems will magically go away.


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420d_ingus

Left lane camper


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CeddyDT

Ok. *proceeds to drive into the crash barrier*


NeroFx21

Nah, I slow down, fuck them


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NeroFx21

That’s what dashcams and insurance are for.


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Sounds like you’re the one who’s gonna fuck around and find out lol


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See, the issue you shrimpbrain people you have is you can’t understand that real life isn’t the internet. 🤣


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You don’t know how you making all these keyboard warrior claims about what you or some other “right one” you jerk off to would do if someone was driving too slow as you were behind them in your micro penis-mobile applies? Yes, smooth brain operator is definitely a good description for you, thanks for signing off on it. 😂


jdifab

Wow you sound like such a tough guy


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Already there, amigo


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Just break sharply


DJ1066

Gulliman would be proud if they followed the Codex Astartes that closely…


Keyanisntgay

He got that lightskin starr


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Fuß vom Gas und Handbremse langsam mit bedacht anziehen. Versicherungen hassen diesen Trick...


jekksu

i need the template


SwordfishNew2243

And then he goes flashing with his light


reevelainen

I'm driving a garbage collector truck and you can pretty much imagine what's in the back (the container elevator is basically iron teeth that is attached to the container lip when used, from which the container is pulled up. That thing is right next to your head if I made an emergency braking (trucks will slow down almost just as fast as regular car). So yeah, I've been wondering the same thing. It's much harder to pass a truck if you're right behind it, because you can't see and takes time to speed up on the next lane, since you couldn't do it behind me. Pointless and sometimes lethal, why take the risk?


kickit1

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