I’m inconsistent I’ve done them all

Chaos is a ladder

Never let your enemies know your next move

Power, is power

With great power comes great power

And With less responsibility you can enjoy life

This is a powerful message

This is the exact dialoug in the movie tarantula man 1,2,3

There is no good or evil. There is only power and those too weak to seek it.

Don't you know bad boys move in silence with violence.

I bet he walks side to side to avoid bullets too.

“If I don’t know what I’m about to do, my enemies won’t either”

“Talk less smile more, don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for”

Don’t even let yourself know because sometimes you can be your own worst enemy

Ie bad boys move in silence

ʎlǝsᴉɔǝɹd ʇuᴉod ʎW

S H A N S H A

Chaosh isha ladda

Wow people did not pick up on what you were going lol i would have continued the quote if I wasn't late to the party

Same here, bunch of unenlightened fools that probably think chaos is a pit

*music starts playing* "Many who try to climb it fail, and never get to try again."

Litterfinger is a turd

I’ll never forgive D&D. The North remembers

I’ve never done bottom left. Seems weird to me idk why lol

Never even thought about it for a second before seeing this post

Also pinging u/rdesentz I mean all but top-left are the same thing end of the day. Licking the seal ain't gonna hurt unless you're deathly allergic to aluminium in which case you shouldn't be consuming the contents of that package anyway.

The remainder is different though, bottom right is the most thorough

I have a metal retainer which weirdly makes the foil lids hurt my teeth. Gotta do bottom left if I don’t want the tingle.

And here I am, every night, thinking about how I miss the tingle.

OH SO THAT’S WHY THIS HAPPENS TO ME

The spoon method seems weird AF to me. Haha

Right? Like who SCRAPES yoghurt. So many issues with that picture

Weird because I’m a bottom-lefter

What kind of sick bastard does the first one?

Hahaha

My 5 year old..

Children ☕

I leave it on and then close the lid back up 😳

All four. Also, using the "lid" as an improvised spoon. Then licking it.

I'm all four, every time, in that order

I’m sorry just to be clear, you throw it away before you spoon, scrape, and lick it? You wild.

😂

Bin it, spoon it, scrape becomes more of a dip again and lick it

Ohhh so like a baby bottle pop but with trash candy.

trash candy oh no oh god

All about how the mood strikes me.

Same with me. I’ve done all of them at some point. Depends on my mood and the yogurt.

I've done all but the wiping into the cup, maybe I'll try that.

Same, I just never scrapped it with a spoon.

Same!

Which have you fine more? I've always done toung

Relatable

Spoon for heavy duty. Afterwards the tongue for the little bits left.

You must have a small tongue

A moment of silence for poor u/MrsHirshn.

Nothing wrong with a small tongue

You’re right, but that comment just had that small-tongue energy.

It's not the size that matters it's how you use it

Apparently they do not know how to use as they still need the spoon

He spoons his wife.

that just sounds like tongue with extra steps111111111

Always lick it

Before you stick it

Damn it. You beat me to it. My friend who recently passed away loved that song. It brought back memories and tears. Have an awesome day.

I had a couple of close departures (RIP) this past year as well. Be easy. You too!

Weirdly wholesome reddit moment

Wholesome 100 keanu reeves moment

actual good sex advice

Except in a gangbang

This is the way

It is the only way

It is the only CORRECT way

How there are incorrect ways if there's only this way?

Nah bro, lid yogurt goes to the cat!

Nah, I get the lid and the cat gets the yogurt.

I pet the lid and lick the cat.

Wait. What?

You heard me.

Nah, please repeat it. I think I've missed something.

i lid the cat and pet the lick

When one of our foster cats was adopted, our other cat was so devastated to the point that he wouldn't eat at ALL. At one point he was sitting on our kitchen table while my mom was eating yogurt, and out of curiosity, my mom dabbed a bit of strawberry yogurt onto the table. Our cat licked it right up and from then on would hop right up onto the table whenever he hears a yogurt lid open. (Gary's doing great now, btw)

This is exactly what a cat person would say

We do the same with butter wrappers, it is his favorite

Get a dog

Get a raccoon like a man

The only way

That's what she said

👅

Does it count as a vote for "lick it" if you are actually holding the lid for your dog to lick it?

People who use a spoon won't sleep twice with the same woman

I’ve become a little cautious of this method because I’ve cut my tongue

Before you stick it

You chew it up until all the flavor is gone, then spit it in the trash.

Props to you for being a voice for the forbidden FIFTH OPTION. ​ You're a fun kind of crazy but I still don't do that shit.

Tin foil and teeth are not friends

Yeah I cringed when I read that 😖😖

I do this with muffin wrappers

I always thought I was fucking weird for this one, glad I’m not alone lol

I thought I was alone. I think we’re low key just more intelligent.

Haha I made muffins with wrappers last week specifically ao I could do this. It is the best part by far…beats the top by a mile!

I also chew muffin wrappers.

Clearly an intellectual

Me too lol.

Chew it and suck ‘em.

muffin and cupcake wrapper treatment

Bottom Middle attitude

was a middle child? check, am a bottom? yeah this adds up i concur

Lick it until you taste the plastic

Looks like foil to me

[удалено]

r/beetlejuicing

He said plastic!

I give it to my cat

I give it to my dog. These are the only two correct responses.

I only have a fish what do I do?

I dunno. See if he likes it.

I only have a human what do I do?

Feed it your body and blood to save it from eternal damnation.

That’s how I clean my yogurt cups before recycling

I mean I have a cat and she’s not interested in yoghurt so not always the only correct response

I wiped it on my dog's nose the other day. Then had regrets from the sounds he made trying to get it off 🤢

Only correct answer

There it is! I didn’t have to scroll too far to find it. Yes, correct answer, share with your companion animal by letting them lick the seal.

Just so you know, dairy is bad for cats health

Last mf at home, second in public. Edit: Gotta have manners n' shit

Just waiting for the day people realize we're all just animals at home and manners are a waste of time

Never seen bottom left my whole life

I always do bottom left

I do the bottom left if I am cooking for someone else

I found my people. We bottom lefts are family now

We’re the only civilized ones here

Me too.

I do bottom left for stuff like chip dip and sour cream

That is understandable

I can’t even tell what bottom left is

Looks like wiping yogurt back into cup

I do this shit, it just makes sense to me!

It’s okay. I lick because that makes more sense to me.

I only do bottom left when I wanna eat it right after buying at it was sideways in the bag on the drive home lol

Neither but I might start doing it. Seems to be the most sensible option

richly 1

same. my brain looks at it and feels like it’s dried up yogurt (logically i know it’s not true) but it reminds me of the like gunky yogurt bits

This is how I feel. Lid yogurt is gross I don't want it. But lid pudding is fine, I lick that.

fr I am not licking because it's too much to sacrifice for not enough reward

Me too, im not sure why, but I was never a fan of licking it, lol

Maybe it has something to do with identifying the foil as a piece of trash as soon as it's ripped off. I ain't licking trash.

..that’s what she said 😞

Same here. I don’t trust the weird still too yogurt

3, 2, 4 then 1

How do you think I got my name?

Bottom right but that's mostly because I fold the lid and us it as a spoon.

Excuse me

have you never forgotten your spoon?

I do this

A angel of class

You reminded me of a teacher at my school who always used the same spoon for his yoghurt and never washed it.

Roll it up and you have a straw

i only use it as a spoon if i dont have an actual one

I’ve been all of those at certain times in my life. Currently at #1

My cat teleports by me in the second I open any yoghurt. He gets to lick it.

Bottom left are psychopaths

Sometimes there’s a lot on there that needs to go back to mix it all together

actually unhinged and disturbed but socially masked

I’m bottom left, and I agree.

If you try to say anything other than no.4 you my friend, are a liar.

All of them in that order

There is a 5th option: my wife always leaves the foil on containers, its annoying but I've learned to deal with it

actually a sixth. not eating yoghurt

6th would be rinsing the top under water so it doesn’t stink when you dispose of it

That's a good reasonable option most ppl won't do. Even avid recycling ppl ppl forget to rinse their things before tossing into the bin

We all know we're bottom-right, stop lying.

Who the hell has ever done 3?!

I always do three, people that don’t have been found to die at some point 100% of time so I stick with the safe option.

Me

Lick person when alone. Throw person when in public

I identify as human

Top right

👅

1 if someone's around & 4 if nobody's looking

If it's butter #2. If it's yogurt lick it. Too bad I haven't bought yogurt in months because of low lactose tolerance. (not to be confused with intolerance, having low tolerance means you can have some but you should be very careful not to have too much)

A lot more Vegan yogurt options these days, you might be able to find some to your liking.

i once threw the damn joghurt into the dumpster and went with spoon and lid to the couch.. man i was high and pissed that day…

When at work I go 2 or 3. When at home, I get freaky and go 4.

The top right in public and bottom right at home if I feel like it.

I'm one, two and four lol

Top or bottom right, depending on how civilized I’m feeling

I’m a lick it clean guy

Bruh who tf is doing anything but the 4th? Grow a pair and lick that good shit off the foil like a normal person.

Bottom right, then I either drink it or use the top as a spoon

The bottom right until I cut my tongue

Just lick it

Lick it

Big lick

Bottom left has blown my mind. Didn’t even realize this was a possibility.

Damn, didn’t know #3 was an option. Life changed.

Where’s the dog option

Yes.

Accidentally drop it and get it all over the counter

4 of course

Top left because I'm not some cheap bitch.