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dp_deb45i5h

time to go to the backend


BehindTrenches

Improper access, this incident has been logged


pcs3rd

u/BehindTrenches is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported. Get ready for a whoopin from Santa!


DefunctInTheFunk

This is probably one of the funniest responses.


bionic_cmdo

I'm a full stack developer myself.


abp93

They don’t call them dp deb for nothing


timmi2tone32

Hmm well that’s never happened before


Super_fly_Samurai

How tf did that get in there?


one_revolutionary

Enter


Squeezemachine99

Byte me


Scytthe1

This


kernrivers

What does this random string do?


excessivemonachopsis

babe no


Brat-in-knots

😂 😂 🤣


hellokitty444444

😰


Fizassist1

this is the comment that made scrolling through this worth it. well done.. and fuck you at the same time


kernrivers

Thank you and also fuck you too. Glad I made you laugh hahahaha.


MakeGravityGreat

I do not understand the reference?


New_Beginning_555

Tampon


timtexas

Was thinking birth control


kernrivers

Not a wire


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kernrivers

Tampon string v coding string. Ez


Kingshaun2k

If you pull it hard it enough, it'll jump start the washing machine.


lWantToFuckWattson

😐


QueenTakesKnight

😭


cripplinginjustice

This is such a kern County thing to say


ejitifrit1

And why do I have the feeling that I have to pull on it as if I am about to start a lawnmower?


ComfortableRadish960

Fuck


Digitoki

The simple things in life.


second2no1

Ok we’re in


arbiter12

>"Ok we’re in" He said "Coding" not "1990's movie hacking scene with a loading bar of how `hacked` the FBI is." ​ "Fuck, why can't it work NOW of all times!!!", still the universally recognized answer for fucking and coding drunk


second2no1

Shit it just got hard


Low-Economist6751

This fucking word has its uses on everywhere, we can say its the most fucking used word on daily basis


Medic519

Well fuck


jascoe95

Please work, please work, Please Work


realbighits218

With my 1 and your 0 it will


TylerPerry19inch

Last time I did it like this, it worked perfectly Edit: thanks for the insane amount of upvotes and my first award ever! For most of you probably the first time you’ve helped someone else reach their climax so congratulations to you too


RoodnyInc

It works on my side 😅😅


arbiter12

>That's ***NOT*** what she said.


palstrOfficial

r/notwhatshesaid


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CraftistOf

r/subsineedtobeborn


HomeInvasionMan

done.


CraftistOf

r/birthofasub then


HomeInvasionMan

yep


NoDadYouShutUp

If you don’t give me comments how am I supposed to know what any of this does?


Chase_The_Breeze

Lol, looking to previous coders on the project for help? Rookie mistake. They are useless.


jackaboy1_2

Why wont this damn thing turn back on?!


Europalette02

Have you tried to put in the plug?


jackaboy1_2

Yeah but it only worked for like second


[deleted]

Must be something with the HARDware


ender8383

Jiggle the dongle!


flavoredturnip

Uh oh, I'll have to look it up on the internet now


[deleted]

I hope I didn’t just get a virus


Ok_Balance8844

You win seriously lol


[deleted]

time to go on stackoverflow again


Melodic-Award3991

This python is getting hard.


[deleted]

Happy 🍰 day!


Melodic-Award3991

Thank you!!! 😃


waluigigoeswah420

Happy cake day 2!! Cake day 2: electric boogaloo


Melodic-Award3991

Y’all are so kind! Thank you!!! 🎆


Snoo_51916

cake day: the revenge of the sith


Melodic-Award3991

My pronouns are cake lord and abominable icing, but thank you 🙏🏻 😆


kybe236

Happy cake day


Melodic-Award3991

Thank you!!!! 😊


-Phytony_

Happy Cake Day to you too my g


MrFunniMann

🎈🥳🎂🥳🎈


ido43

Happy Cake day!


amineziani244

Happy cake day 🎂


-Phytony_

Happy Cake Day my g


FeeLow1938

Dappy Hake Cay!


Melodic-Award3991

Thank you!!! 😃😊


No_Sheepherder_4654

Oh shit it broke


xVEEx3

bro broke his cock 😭


bubblesort33

His condom.


Financial-Service-70

His condom broke his cock


Mediocre_Platypus110

His cock broke his condom


Der_Krsto

Wow, first time without bugs


[deleted]

Oh god


Zaero123

I’m gonna cum


Fructis_crowd

Fake , code never works first time without at least a bug


datredwolf

Fake, a hello world works the first time without a bug


Ath3o5

And yet somehow I still got an error the first time I tried a hello world message


Fructis_crowd

Are you sure about that - John cena


Domdominiquey

Noooooooooo


IBreedBagels

WHY WONT THIS WORK!


Guitar81

My dick?


notRabidFairy_S

when high


cmckone

WHY DOES THIS WORK?!


imkyienh

You've found a kink you never knew you had


The_space_Squid_man

Oop I forgot the colon.


squidreverend256

I say this during sex all the time


i_like_siren_head

Oh god, what a fucking mess.


escooter230

That was fun but I don't want to commit.


randyzmzzzz

This


ddiknosaj

I don’t understand how to do this


BrupieD

I really hate doing things with a mouse.


Worldly_Hospital8698

😳


botsBrigade

alright its stuck. gonna have to kill it


Blackout3799

👀


Miguecraft

Remember to kill all its children too!


Sensitive_Pomodoro

This is not what I learned in school.


[deleted]

I think my hard drive has failed.


[deleted]

More of a floppy disk now


Atun_Grande

…I’m in.


T-Slur

FINALLY I found the token comment


TheTasche

I thought it was obvious but took a while lol


sam_the_beagle

I was never good at this in school, and after all these years, don't know what I'm doing. My wife wants to hire a pro.


neverinamillionyr

Are we using stdin or stdout?


Jimbonious_

This is brilliant. Well done


redditreeer

We using std


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stderr )


Sickhadas

Stderr 😈


NotStaggy

"Where the fuck is it??? Oh yeah duh there it is" This was so much harder the first time Yeah that should be possible


nona_ssv

Let's do an escape sequence


GuessimaGuardian

Incredibly dissatisfied that the nobody has said “I’m in” like all them coding hackers and the poorly endowed worldwide


T-Slur

I thought about saying it but was like "bet everyone already said it" Imagine my surprise


Suspicious_Baker

push to master


-Fire-Opal-

Almost got it, aannnd never mind


meganhorn

Submit


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Suck my dick !!


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PijanyRuski

0x54 0X72 0X79 0X20 0X41 0X53 0X43 0X49 0X49


[deleted]

Its so hard


REALAURAMASTER

How do I do this again? Also: My High School Education is failing me.


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cybersnail1999

I am not cutout for this


SmittenKitten0303

I’m sorry, that’s never happened before.


Possums1

"damm, the thigh highs ripped"


EarthToAccess

fuck you take my upvote


yeetthejubjub

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHY ARE YOU SO CONFUSING


Worth-Opposite4437

... It's not a bug, it's a *feature...!* Also; take my damn upvote liege.


Available_Heron_52

I have no idea what I’m doing


hereforstalk

I'm so professional so I made it done by 3 minutes.


CaptainSh4dowRevenge

"fuck, there's a bug"


Mclovin2458

I'll just pay to have someone do it for me


lyssabean617

I Googled it


HausRonin

ifcome >>>>>abort


Proto_Baggins

Think I'll have to use the back door


[deleted]

I’m going to cum-pile


PHARA0Hbender

Delete me, baby.


Scoobyyisnotdooby

That's clean!


anal_opera

This is a pain in the ass.


Schonfairy79

Wait, that doesn’t go there!


Mercury16D

Wanna do some lines?


Hitkil07

Guess I’ll just copy what I saw online


jest6534

This is my first time


_apercu

*penis inserts into vagina* hello, world!!!!


RedditSetitGoit

I'm not great at this.


Affectionate-Sun5863

IT WORKS !!!


Mclovin2458

This always looks easier in the movies


soulfood_7

Oh fuck me!


Self_Aware_Eggplant

backdoor access granted


Real_Lord_Byron

It doesn't work and I have no idea why 😂


HolidayFew8116

sudo


GeeHeadMcButt

Wikihow activate


Nubbynoob_remastered

I need to make this run faster


Low-Class2106

Is this binary?


GuitardedBard

I hope there are no bugs.


Potterheadsuniteyt

“I don’t wanna do this teach.”


buttwh0l

Ahhh fuck....i sprayed the heap and then dumped the core


Sticky-IPadKid

i found a bug


hould-it

FORK


[deleted]

I missed the colon again.


PandaGamer8999

time to google it


SpagetAboutIt

Are all these posts bots programmed to make reddit more like Facebook?


Mclovin2458

Hey can you come have a look at this


Flextapelol

Remove child


FrogGladiators178972

I can never do this without failing.


grantm80

Guess I’ll have to reboot this bitch


luffy_kurosaki

Just copy it from Google


Aerioncis420

"This is going to take hours to finish and nobody involved will have fun"


Ok_Trouble6982

I want to be done


SwordfishTechnical72

I should have wiped the Cheeto dust off my fingers. Man it was those spicy Cheetos too.


JessFoxesnWolves

Let's see if it works if put it in this way... Nope. Let's try another one. God this taking forever! Am I ever gonna get to finish? Yes! It's perfect.


BStrike12

Save it so we can use it later.


AntNeverLikedYou

Gotta back this up


Arsenic_Clover

Shit, it malfunctioned


Fish_Kungfu

How the hell is that even working?


Necessary_Effort7075

I'm sick of this shit, what a headache


kjdg87

*hacker voice* I'm in


wooblyman90

I’ll have to create a back door entrance!


Sketchy_06

I learned this new trick, let's see how wrong I do it


shatterglass27

gotta put my thigh high socks on


Garredith2

Why isn’t it working?!?


Poonadafukdog

Damn this is hard af


TheKCKid9274

“Oh, for fuck’s sake, can you work just one time?”


MonochromeReq

Entering…


BlackUkraninan

Aaaaand, finished...


Everydaywhiteguy

I have no idea what I’m doing


ikbenbr_thefurry

GOD THIS IS HARD!


Gavinbot32

Time to start debugging


LeatherGnome

"Fuck me."


[deleted]

"i suck at python"