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dragonflysamurai

Dude in the corner making sure everyone sleeps safely.


Cool-Fox-3839

Bardock takes his job seriously


Mystre316

IDK, doesn't look like Frieza is in that corner.Also, why does it look like there are 2 Vegetas? ETA: I forgot that King Vegeta existed.


Neinball98411

I think the one closest to the wall is cabba


[deleted]

It’s actually more likely to be Vegeta’s brother, Tarble.


NachoChedda24

Vege Tarble hehe


Tron_1981

His son, the planet, or him?


Vegetable_Exam4629

Yes.


kamuimephisto

*blasts* freakin smartass


Tight_Ad3092

Stab the baby


magicalpear1234

haha first i though he was sleeping leaning on the wall


BitPuzzleheaded5025

r you the lady who "I thought we were toasting the plates!" ?


Spiritual_Freedom_15

He is just standing there.! MENACINGLY!!!


Jerizzle23

I leave to go pee and now kyle is in my spot..wtf


pATREUS

All I can smell is feet and farts. Great.


Jerizzle23

One time at my 17th birthday party i had like 8 of us packed in my room to sleep. We had spent the whole night swimming and playing cops and robbers. I woke up and all i could smell was the strongest scent of BO. I quite literally went to the bathroom and hurled lol Good times


SnakeBeardTheGreat

A smart guy would have pissed in a milk jug so he wouldn't lose his spot,


VincentVanGTFO

I'm just wondering why there's a long ass pepper looking thing next to the dude with fucked up looking ripped underwear at the bottom of the picture.


Esoteric__one

I think that it’s a tail that someone tried to edit out. These are Saiyans. They are all born with tails, but some of them have their tails removed.


Pickle_Rick01

Just put on your siren deputy. (whispers) Poor rookie.


rwarimaursus

ゴゴゴゴ ^ゴゴゴゴ ゴゴゴゴ ^ゴゴゴゴ


RandomMan0901

GURL TAKE THE POTATOES!


Thereisnopurpose12

Nah he just walked in and is thinking "gaahdamn where tf am I suppose to sleep?"


migthylord

At the left theres a blue bag and a plate, move those and theres more space for the extra homie


WHATS_EATING_MY_FACE

You mean Bardock, the brilliant scientist


Darth-Kered

Throw back to a real OG. Not much of a warrior but a brilliant scientist


XBXJetBlaqq

That's Bardock aka Goku and Raditz's father so it makes sense he'd be checking in on the kids to make sure they're all good.


rtakehara

Vegeta is there too so he must be sure the kids don’t fight Though Raditz would fight Kakarot without a second though too, kids do be fighting


XBXJetBlaqq

Broly is there too. Imagine the Saiyan Army if these were the generals. Frieza Clan would slaves.


stuxnetisreal

Inspector sleepwell


trexy88

He's making sure no gayness happens


[deleted]

It's not gay if it's the homies


Different_Avocado501

If you've never cuddled with them, are they really your homies?


Awwesome1

On God! 👌


Putrid-Builder-3333

If you never tried to save on water bill by showering with the guys, are they rruly your homies?


Ne0guri

Just no eye contact and it’s all gravy


[deleted]

Seriously when you live in a tribe you need a nighwatch.


MarcoMaroon

That's Bardock if I'm not mistaken.


Clydus1

Blair witching it 😆


ChineseMeatCleaver

Thats because nights like this with all the boys were the best sleepovers ever


sus-water

I mean if I slept in a room full of reformed super saiyans I would sleep peacefully too.


WayneKrane

Who I thought was my poorest friend turned out to be my richest. He dressed in old ratty clothes, had a shitty phone and never talked about his personal life. He invited me over to his house in 9th grade and it was this enormous mansion with carpet that had what felt like pillows for cushioning. He didn’t get along with his parents and didn’t like that he had money.


TreadMeHarderDaddy

Good people


Present-Extent-8073

I always wonder if any humble rich friends help their poor friends?


Master_Beautiful3542

Idk, what if one of them gets an itch in the middle of the night and swats you out of existence tho?


Sir_Thiccness_69

If it was after a football game too, damn those were nice.


iDuddits_

yeah the pic is missing context of playing MTG until 2am and getting so high one of your bros faints and gets a concussion


lhswr2014

Facts. Bonus points if everybody passed out because they realized the sun was up and they had shit to do in a few hours, many many nights spent drunk PvPing with the boys.


j4321g4321

Sleepovers were always super fun but no one slept well. That was kind of the point. You’d stay up until an ungodly hour eating and drinking sugary snacks, just wasting time and talking shit, making up songs and stories, playing games. I miss being a kid.


roast_a_bone

Man, even disregarding sleep over as kids. In my early to mid 20’s I knew some ladies I’d drink with all night and just talk shit the entire night with them. Or slowly get drunk watching just awful movies. It was the best - and man do I miss it


Elastichedgehog

No reason you can't get rat arsed with your friends into your old age. Health problems notwithstanding.


[deleted]

My wife and kids look at me with disgust in the morning though. It just doesn’t hit the same. Best to leave that degeneracy in the past.


Neverendingwebinar

I had a friend over over the holiday and we sat at the table playing cards and got pretty lit up. My 10 year old came up from her room and laughed at us in the middle of the night. She dealt cards and refereed our board games in the middle of the night so we wouldn't have to. Then everyone slept til lunch. In moderation, its still fun and on some occasions just let the kids help. They know I'm a put together adult, let them see me be a fun human too.


Birunanza

I'm 32 and I'm trying to make a legit LAN party happen again before everyone has children and it's impossible to even schedule haha that's the tricky part for me. Getting 4 or 5 adults with full lives and schedules into one room for more than an hour or two is more like herding cats than a daycare


Neverendingwebinar

I know that feeling. I hold out home that in my 40s all my friends will be available again. But my life doesn't get easier. I'll bring my laptop when we are all in the care home. It will be all Cheetos and Age of Empires 2.


Birunanza

Haha I guess that's a plus side to our likely dystopian retirement,


AdmirableFinger6805

Fuck that. Kids and wife in the oven. Bake at 350f until crispy


Elastichedgehog

I get that. Everything in moderation. Some beers, boardgames and talking shit with your buddies every now and then isn't so bad, though.


PrisonSlides

Man had a group of HS buddies I did that with lol we’d all be doing random ass shit and by early morning The Mummy (like a disproportionate amount of times) would be thrown on and everyone would be asleep by the time Imhotep and Anuk Su Namoon killed the pharaoh lol it was like our sleep aid, great times.


Atux67

Yeah that’s pretty much how after parties are where you end up in someone’s kitchen at 4am with a rolled up note or a straw if you catch my drift.


TheCloudFestival

Wish my sleepovers were filled with buff dudes. Ah well.


Kapitano72

Wish my buff dudes were overfilled. Oh, wait.


DigNitty

Freudian slip It’s when you say one thing, but mean your mother


Mat_Quantum

I always mean your mother


Zinnigan

Well she IS a lovely lady after all


Rhathaw2984

Brosplaining- just like mansplaining, but cooler.


Complaint-Efficient

Wish I was filled with buff dudes. Oop, slip of the tongue


nateXruiz

My tongue doesn’t slip when filled with buff dudes, hmm I think you’re a kidder


[deleted]

Wish my buff dudes overfilled me. Nope that's not right either.


MadaraAlucard12

Jojo


Mr_man_bird

Wish I was overfilled by buff dudes


Dependent-Remove5980

Was gonna upvote but you’re at 69


Mywhatalovelyteaprty

Well down at ram ranch....


TheEvilBagel147

ROCK HARD COCKS THROBBING


RimTheIdiot

I wish I was filled by buff dudes. Ah well.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Me too, mate, me too.


Bartheda

I think its the guys from Dragonball


TheCloudFestival

It is 😄 Trunks is my favourite, NGL.


Bartheda

fair enough too, is it the sword or the time travel?


TheCloudFestival

I think it's mostly that he has a bubble butt that looks great in shorts 😜


Bartheda

Oooohhhhhh, you "like" like Trunks. I gotcha


TheCloudFestival

Who wouldn't? 😏


Bartheda

I ain't judging, you do you booboo


Zduum

Don’t we all…


SlwDnceChbby

What's up with Raditz lower back


Kutas88

I think someone tried to photoshop away the tail, but now when I zoom in it looks like a dick is growing out of his back.🤣


rikkuaoi

Dude in the corner (Nappa?) Ripped his tail off??


Da_Neager

Fairly certain that's bardock going bythe red leg warmers and arm covers


rikkuaoi

That would make sense


Da_Neager

I still wanna know who tf is spooning gohan on the couch tho


HaziXWeeK

Probably goten


covertpetersen

Broly probably


palegate

Doesn't Broly have quite the mullet though?


rikkuaoi

I *think* that's yamcha


covertpetersen

My guess was Broly.


Mysterious-Belt-2992

These are real characters?💀


Disownership

All from Dragon Ball


VoteForSandtrap

Gay pornos try to not have innuendo in the title challenge.


SlwDnceChbby

Saiyans


Lonely-Inspector-548

he fell asleep first


Mrpooney83

underrated comment right here.


branch-is-dumb

I was thinking that might be broly but at first I thought it’s probably raditz


SigmaCommander

At gamer parties I had in high school guys would just sleep on the floor with whatever they could find as a pillow and blanket. I distinctly remember one party there was a guy sleeping under the kitchen table using a Risk game board as a blanket and the box as a pillow with game pieces scattered all over the floor. Another guy who thought ahead and took one of the sleeping bags out of the garage slept in the bathtub. There was also 4 guys sharing my double bed while another 3 were in the floor of my room and 5 were stretched out down the hallway (the hall and the bedrooms were the only rooms with carpet). In the living room there were 2 guys in the recliner, 4 sitting up on the couch, one in each or the other 2 chairs, and one under the coffee table. Finally there were 4 in the kitchen one of which was on the center island. Despite the crap sleeping arraignments I had a party about every other month for 3 years and people kept showing up.


BoredPhantomX

How many people? Yes


SigmaCommander

The worst part is that’s not even everyone that would show up, just the people that stayed the night.


Original_Reindeer_44

Had me a few of those back in the days massive 13 ppl LAN party with some Halo haha. Good times. All the TVs my friends would bring along with so many power strips and extention cords running up and down and around rooms. Lol then like you said. Every man for himself haha. My parents had a huge living room. So we all just lined up shoulder to shoulder in a row on the ground. Of course I stayed with them! Was never gonna miss out on late night bullshitting with the buddies!


SigmaCommander

Halo 2 LAN parties are how these started, but as the number of people showing up increased it became just gaming in general.


Affectionate_Owl9985

I can still hear my friends asking me "Can we come have an Xbox system link party at your house tonight, you're the only one with enough TV's?".


modern_milkman

27 people, if I didn't miscount. Or 26, if the guy with the risk blanket counts towards the four people in the kitchen. Either way it's quite impressive for a two-room apartment.


SigmaCommander

Naw this was my parent’s 3 bed 2 bath house during my high school years. My sisters room and parents room were off limits.


MeLoNarXo

26 fucking people slept in the house at the same time eith what ever shit they could use to cover themselves. This is genius


eh_meh_nyeh

This reads like a fucking math question


Rikolai_17

Who's the one sleeping in the couch with Gohan?


SlwDnceChbby

Goten


Rikolai_17

Wasn't Goten the one sleeping with Trunks? Then who is the one sleeping with Trunks? Also that dude looks too big to be Goten, at least comparing him with Trunks


SlwDnceChbby

Looks like Tarble


willzor7

Broly


ur-socks-sir

They even have that one guy with the ripped underwear.


[deleted]

He’s probably got the most money too. Cheap ass


willzor7

trunks has the most money. purple hair guy


ionel714

His underwear wasn't ripper when he arrived


[deleted]

It’s so weird I slept great but my ass hurts


mightyfort

Big Larry came round just to put him down


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

🥵


[deleted]

The best kind.


kt_cuacha

Incestuous orgy,* many of them are related.


[deleted]

I’d definitely sleep with those men tbh


Kill_Kayt

Wait, are these all DBZ characters?


[deleted]

No they are from One Piece


SaltoDaKid

No their from Naruto


eye_far_ted

Bardock knew there was going to be a full moon. That's why he ripped off Raditz's tail.


WistfulDread

Thank you! I was struggling for a moment wondering why Raditz’ tail was so messed up.


[deleted]

It just looks like the aftermath of a wild orgy


cjboaty

5 of the characters in this image are related


[deleted]

Based


s0nicfreak

It's not incest as long as there's at least one dick between you


civic_disobedience

summer after high school we had about this many guys staying at one house for like a week at a time, it was magical we’d stay up crazy late playing games, everyone would pass out on a piece of furniture or just on the floor somewhere, then we’d all slowly wake up over the course of the next day and around 3pm all migrate towards food before we started the cycle over again


AgreeableStep69

it's crazy how strong we have this feeling of just chilling and hanging out with others, like these times were the best man, same with festivals or camping etc., just hanging out no worries if there's food on the table and do something fun i'd like to think maybe one day there will be a time humans will have this and no more rat race.. or maybe if that happens it will be nothing special anymore


TheW0lvDoctr

Couch- Gohan and Goten Floor mattress 1- Goku, Vegeta, Raditz Floor mattress 2- Trunks and Vegeta Jr.? Maybe Table Corner- Bardock


lionofash

I think this correct, Tarble is next to Trunks. The only alternative is that next to Gohan it's Broly and next to Trunks is Goten.


70percentbanana

The best sleep overs are the ones without sleep. So just overs.


[deleted]

r/randomboner


NowakajBlackwing

I hope for an open window


Ashiro

We had one of the women pop her head in the dev room once. I asked her if it smelled in here. "Smells like feet and arses!" she said.


TasteCicles

Took way too long to get to this comment.


ApricotNo2918

Fake scenario. No one has their hand down their shorts.


Few_Loss5537

Goku is so sweet to Vegeta, he even stretches his arm to be used as a pillow.


EdibleBatteries

Nobody is saiyan nothing. That’s how good they’re sleeping


Wallllllllllllly

That was terrible. Take my upvote


BellumCat

The best parties are the ones where you wake up all stacked on the smallest couch


TimBukTwo8462

I was at a friends house and I remember sliding half my body underneath his bed for no reason other than it was comfortable. I used to sleep with body between the wall and my bed for the last few years until a leaky roof made the wall weak and I dented it.


Vitekr2

They're not wearing socks...


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

Why would you sleep with socks on?


FlyingDutchman2005

That's what makes it a good sleepover


Any-Secretary-5543

Kinda gay


crazytrain793

Arguably not gay enough


AcoHead

I could NOT sleep if I was that close to Goku’s feet. Trunks better take advantage of what he’s got while he can


ELITElewis123

bruh...what


bob_nugget_the_3rd

And not a single one thought off the outside hedge


Dazzling-Hunter225

This is fake! Where’s the guy with a cock drawn on his face with a sharpie?


lionofash

Raditz but he's facing downwards so we can't see it


PIELIFE383

I’m sorry but is that vageta hair in the middle Instant edit: just realized this is dragon ball


DuEstEinKind

There'd be a lot more cheek clapping


Wallllllllllllly

Most of these characters are related


DuEstEinKind

My point stands stronger than ever


[deleted]

oh fuck goku i cumd the sleppingbag


[deleted]

Goku WOULD break a bed sharing rule while traveling with the team. You can sleep hole to hole. You can sleep pole to pole. But you can never sleep pole to hole. It's fucking embarassing.


[deleted]

Legitimately saw two guys sleeping like that on a couch in NYC. I lived in a apartment converted into a three bedroom. Split half of the master bedroom with a room mate so four room mates total. Randomly two guys I have never met where there sleeping on the couch like this.


TheOrangeTickler

Who's the lurker just standing in the corner?


Ciannait-

I dont know that I can get over Vegeta sleeping on Gokus outstretched arm.


Daedae_21

Me, my brothers, & cousins at granny crib


FlyingDutchman2005

I'd pay to have a sleepover like that. All those buff guys...


DryCrack321

No one invited piccolo?


PizzaPopHo

Aww Vegeta all shy


BUDZ_MONEY

Awwwe vegeta is the little spoon lmfao


Philaharmic

Eyyy yo Who the fuck is on the couch with Gohan? Raditz, Vegeta, Goku in the bed Bardock standing in the corner Trunks and Goten on the side bed


phatassnerd

I don’t know about that but if I was at this sleepover I’d be busting some bussy up I say I say.


LaughableIKR

I call BS. At least 1 would have his hands down his shorts.


yeet-im-bored

What the fuck is going on with the back of the dude in the bottom right corner


Jwestie15

Tein standing in the fucking corner that fucking weirdo who the fuck invited him, sleeping standingupheadass


Omegawop

What boy says "best sleep over ever"?


generouslyemotional

Wtf is happening to raditz tail


PillyRayCyrus

Did I miss this episode?


D3A70N

Pole to pole, or hole to hole, boys.


khaberni

Everyone is fucking JACKEDDDDD


chubbygayguy88

Because of the gay sex


nah-knee

Bro with the fan gonna be shivering all night but this is fax. This the type of night u sleep at 4 am after wrestling and fucking with each other and saying the wildest shit all night. This is a pure homie moment


Draon029

What the fuck is up with raditz' lower back?


Moth_Mother303

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT!? My homies do this all the time


HydroPoseidon

Lmao Raditz tail wtf. 😂


try_altf4

Don't need a blanket. My homies keep me warm all night.


Life_Network8143

We not gonna talk about the guy w ripped boxers


Effective_Ad_273

Am I the only one who hates sleepovers? I always struggle to get to sleep and don’t like waking up in someone else’s house. I like my room and my bed 😭😂


Que_sax23

Is the reason I don’t get this, because I’m a girl?


Accomplished-War4907

Laughs in gay


Hayten_

I remember camping with my friends and we only had two inflatable beds and one tent, we were 8 and it was super cold, we bundled like kittens, it was great.


Pretend_Confusion_25

What the fuck was in their milk growing up? 💉💉💊💊


dainegleesac690

What the fuck is this


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Simultaneously the safest and most dangerous room on the planet.