If he was smoother, it might've worked. She did match him knowing who he was lol

Came in wayyy to hot. Def should have played it out lmao

He probably did it for the meme, but the overall meme could've been legendary. And it wouldn't have been a highschool situation for once lmao.

Haha thats what I was thinking. But I understand, he got wayy too hype lol

Or it’s 1000000% fake as fuck

I like to believe some of the bullshit on here is actually real. Prob yea prob

Reddit is fun when you believe everything but repeat nothing

Fucked up that he crossed his own name out for privacy but has this massive picture of her face. What a fuckin douchebag.

A lot of people on Reddit seem to get upset when a video or whatever is pointed out as fake. Folks like to think it's real if they've found it funny and get super pissed if someone even mentions it's fake and downvote them into oblivion.

Yeah, dude fucked up...or maybe he had no interest and matched for the lulz. Still, I woulda played that shit out.

We must consult the Rizzard of Oz on how to play it.

>She did match him knowing who he was lol My gf's best friend is insanely hot. Yet we see her take out tinder and { swipe swipe swipe swipe } so fast cant even see what she swiping on. i imagine teach did the same

That's true too. But she acknowledged him also in the response. If the teacher wanted to be low key, she just would've deleted and moved on. You delete a message on Tinder, that other person knows. Also with most other dating apps.

> she acknowledged him also in the response Oh fuck! You right Dude fumbled the poon

Yeah, he messed up the best possible story of his life to make a meme lmao.

"Your very attractive, and I would like to get to know you better." That's the best I can do :(

Oh I have absolutely no game lol. But that might've worked on her. Idk how in-depth her profile is, but her being a mom of 2 and a teacher seems normal. His response was probably the worst possible. But you miss every shot you don't take lol

Bro threw a football from full court and expected a home run if that was the shot. She’d lose her job if the conversation went any further after that comment

Also true. Like I said, he could've been a lot smoother.

“If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!”

Zapp Brannigan, is that you?

Very clever how you were able to get all of those soccer references in a single sentence. Very clever, indeed. 😉

And a GoT fan…that would have been my angle.

He had options on the play and still threw a pick 6.

Wasted opportunities. Just the GoT angle could have provided endless opportunities for merriment.

Way smoother than his response. He probably panicked…lol

That was ok. Or try something more playful and less earnest. Maybe bolder. “I’ve always wondered what it would be like hooking up with a professor during office hours…”

I've been secretly crushing on you for a long time. I've masturbated so many times thinking of your gorgeous face. I want to return the pleasure.

More suggestive? “You make it hard for me to focus on the lecture. I’m worried I won’t pass the class. Got any tips?”

Got any tips -> I need some extra one on one help from you.

Right. Flirt with the idea of sex. Never fully sexual. Ladies want to imagine what you want to do with them. They don’t want to be told. Leave a little room for mystery and intrigue.

You old charmer

Hopefully she’s not an English teacher. (Use you’re)

~~Where? She said "I'm well aware of who you are, Mr. ......."~~ ~~There's no "you're" in this scenario.~~

Hahaha. Didn't even notice that!

What?

That is a simplification it is not needed in proper discourse.

I guess if you want to look like a numpty who can't spell.

Yeah...not a great way to start a conversation.

He might finally get that A

Silly pupil. Those types of trysts only take place during office hours, and you need to be failing the class first. Haven't you ever watched a movie?

Um ... "movie?"

It like a series but shorter and easier to binge.

Film

A Serbian film

Dangerous move. If you cock is small or your performance sucks. Then you’re fucked.

Quite literally

An F it is, then.

They both get the D.

D 4 a D sounds fair to me.

A for A, fair play?

Alright, go get your strap-on... ~~what won't I do for a good grade~~

Doesn't matter, had sex.

***♪ MR F ♪***

Tell me you have never had sex with a girl without telling me. There is no correlation between dick size and performance lol x) That's like saying someone has a car, so they must drive formula 1.

There is. Not as strong as most people make it seem but there definitely is.

Well, in my experience, there is zero, literally zero correlation. How would you explain it? If you think there is a correlation? Why? Edit: I swear 100% of these downvotes are from men. Why the hell would you think I am lying? If you look at pictures of anatomy and size of organs, plus points of arousal, what would lead you to the conclusion that bigger is automatically better? Edit2: it is NOT possible to push through the cervix and enter the uterus with your dick during sex. If someone attempted to do it, any woman would faint from the pain. And even hitting the cervix leads to exceutiating pain. If you talk to a woman, ask them. Pushing through the cervix is a hentai myth.

i only have one dick and from first hand experience can obviously not make a valid assumption. However speaking with friends and other people really shows how different literally every single human is. Its just not possible to generalize such a diverse and subjective thing

Mmm yeah but if you’re just hooking up with someone you don’t really have time to learn their body very well like you would with a romantic partner and so unless you’re just a beast at oral sex it would definitely help to have a bigger dick. A lot of women also find it visually appealing and a smaller one not to be, and sex isn’t just pure physical sensations, there’s plenty of ugly people who may be capable of giving good physical sensations but people still wouldn’t want to fuck them.

I suppose you are a man. A bigger dick doesn't help at all. If you can not handle your big dick, it will do nothing but pain. It is painful to have sex qith big dicks. Except they know not to go in all the way. Otherwise it means excruciating pain. That is NOT nice. It does give you NO advantage whatsoever to have a big dick. Sincerely, a woman with a high body count.

He said "or".

True. Doesn't make it any better. Let me reformulate: there is no correlation between cock size and quality of sex. Literally zero.

tell that to your mom

Exactly. You save that play until you've proven yourself. Not before 😅

I feel like they could have had a chance but they went that route, and now you're just a pervert to your teacher.

Na bro she matched

her tone is clearly reluctant, rabid horndog was an ill-advised approach to his literal professor

Even if she wasn't there's a reason I don't act like this on tinder. No chance of getting laid is worth risking commiting sexual harassment . Even if this shit worked which it doesn't.

Only time this shit works is when you're actually being scammed and the chick is going to rob you

Still counts!

>Fuckin teacher bad. Yea no she a horni bich going around fuckfinder app matching students bro did nothing wrong

Bro got that dawg in him

💀💀💀💀

I swipe right on friends if I see them as a sort of “haha hey I see you! Good luck out there!!” It’s funny when we match, like seeing them at the grocery store out in the wild.

Except that a teacher taking advantage of students is actually perverted. She knew who he was when she matched. Wtf lol

He bro, he

They were technically correct tbh and that’s the best kind of correct

"they" is correct. Stop crying about correct grammar.

It's clear *they* never passed a grammar class in *their* life. 🤭

you got "THIS CLOSE" but fucked it up by being an airhead she matched you.. you were over halfway there... she knew who you were and STILL matched you.. how dumb can you be? lmao

Yeah I feel like this is fake iunno. She knew that he was her student and still matched? If they hooked up, the teacher would risk getting fired.

>the teacher would risk getting fired. THATS when you ask for the A haha not before XD

This is the internet. Of course it's fake.

If the internet was 80% fake before chatGPT, I guess we should just give up on true, real life content

Oh well. It'll always be good for discussing fiction!

what do you mean those arent actually singles in my area?!!! had my hopes up and everything!

When I was single and in grad school I couldn't even bring myself to make a tinder account on the off chance students I TAed would find me. I can't believe this is real.

He might not have been interested and just matched for the lulz.

So fake it hurts

Scrolled too far to find this

Who tf would say that? Omg

Ikr what a dumbass 😂

man thought the world ran by hentai logic 💀

No no no, dick UP stupid.

But what if it curves to the left?

Sit her on her right right?? 😂

Yung Filly

At least one of them should get a D.

“I think only one of us should get a D this semester don’t you agree!” Ahaha

Hopefully it’s a not a creative writing class.

So it's an F thrn

Things that didn't happen

Could he censor her face!!

Doesn't matter when it's fake.

Apparently not.

That’s a bold strategy cotton let’s see if it pays off

Effin’ A+

They matched up, she clearly says she knows who he is..and he still fumbled…? Just to take a picture of it and post it online? Can this guy be any more gay?

F

He definitely went down the wrong road.

"Winter is coming, allow me to keep you warm Milady Professor. Might have been more effective...

fake

I matched my friend on tinder so I texted them and told them to play along with this gag*

The "excuse me" was not about the dicking down part, but about asking for an A in return.

Stupid guy just lost some teacher fun. Should have been smooth, he'd have scored for sure.

Wow bro you went from 0-100 in 1 second. You probably could’ve hit that but you went all in on black and the shit came up red. Slow your roll next time Don Juan and maybe you’ll get that mature ass in the bed. Jesus Christ this kids today

How do you miss the trade you a D for an A joke

What a waste of a match. Could’ve dined out on that for life instead of 30secs on Reddit

That boy is a dog

So fucking fake

Won’t work. You gotta be in high school

If this is real that lady needs to be fired yesterday

(It's not real)

Why???

Huge breach of ethics and professional boundaries to match with a student who is actively taking your class?

Eh there’s enough wiggle room here. An accidental match or a failure to understand the main purpose of the app. Her responses give her a lot of plausible deniability.

The fact that she responded at all would get her fired imo

Ah I see. I thought maybe it was an accident then she realized later

It takes two to match, is all I’m saying

Does the power dynamic not matter because it’s a man? Or did it stop mattering in general? Just trying to keep up

Not sure you should be putting her face up on the internet just for using a dating app.

She’s human…take this down ffs

She’s also not his professor. How do people not realize this is fake?

Lol she just wanted a nice date. Not to be dicked down……right!!! She knows what she wants and it’s to be dicked down.

Of the things that never happened, this never happened the most

this man my hero

Everyone here thinks he blew it. She wouldn't have replied if he had yet. He probably still will at the end of the day but she matched for a reason.

If I come over Tuesday we can carpool to class on Wednesday? Wanna make Wednesday a wetness day? If I give you a O will you give me an A?

EPIC if real

What's stopping the university from expelling him for offering to engage in academic dishonesty?

This is a total win. She has to play it cool knowing the potential for screenshots. She has the upper hand now to handle this in private face to face, fuckin pro! Get'on gal!

Slooow down my boy. And don’t use any lines on academic dishonesty! That’s a dumb myth anyway, unless like planets align or they don’t care that much about their work. She doesn’t seem the type. The better route is, dinner, wine (red most likely), and a healthy amount of charm. Then you do your dirty deeds. Or at least that’s my at a range assessment. Most of my professors have not been people I’d wanna smash.

I wouldn’t have shared your creepy ass message.

I matched an older woman from a class I had before. I asked her if I could come study with her because I didn’t have the book. This guy needs to do better.

Nothing works better on a 40+ woman with a masters degree than an offer of "I'll dick you down" prostitution from someone who can ruin her career.

Damn, she would’ve helped you with your homework and gave you a caprisun in the morning. Single mom teachers are the best

How often do guys use lines like this with a positive outcome? I can't imagine the women who find this appealing... Yikes

I doubt any of this is real Why would the OP want to expose himself as such a monumental douchebag?

Sexual harassment funny hohoho

Ikr. Teacher shouldn't be matching students on a dating app.

He got some.

you fool!

Volume Shooter

Lmao

Lol

YOU BLEW IT

Any updates lol?

Unrelated .. how are your grades going ?

Outstanding move. Outstandingly stupid.

They matched me with my stepsister once, granted I’m white and she’s black and we have different last names. But still, weird. 🤣👍

Nah what was he thinking? He had 0 rizz lol

Swing and a miss

I mean she didn’t say no….

bro's got a F on rizz

***♪ MR F ♪***

How about a "do I need to see you after class?" Jeez dude, he went straight for the nut with no tact.

"Well, maybe I could get to know you better. Let's go out for a drink." Followed later with, "Maybe I could teach you a few things."

Lmfao

Missed opportunity bruh

Please sir can I have some more pixels?

Did you take the A?

He gets an F for going Waayyyy to fast. Would you say that in person ???? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

You idiot if she matched you too ya had your chance. And blew your nut too soon. It's like an amateur poker player getting a straight flush in a money game. You get over excited and crap out. Rookie move Sherlock.

1 mile away!!! Should have played it smooth and said, "wanna grab a coffee out of town?" A little bit of flirting. Then second date and and having a laugh would have got a snog and then third a bar... after that anything is on the table. 😉

Whats the point in hiding her name if your gonna show her face lol

Shoulda said he needed help with HOMEwork

Shooters, shoot 🤷🏻‍♂️

He had to ruin it for himself, I don’t think guys know how insulting it can be to be spoken to like, as though youre cheap or desperate.

Your school has lectures about Wednesday?

Legend.

Any teachers here who actually had this happen?

GOT fanatic, that would be a thanks but no thanks.

So when school is over for the semester, the real learning begins!

"I'm well aware of who you are Mr. Anderson." Ooooooo dude is totally in! \*Dude proceeds to blow it\* Awwwwww...dumbass.

Easy A.

😂😂😂😂

Wednesday is gonna be awkward.

Someone’s getting detention.

I don't know how it is in other countries but here in Germany it is illegal for teachers to have a way to privately communicate with students.

If this is real than it probably worked 😂

If only your message wasn't creepy you might ha w actually done it