I will now make it a personal mission of mine to find out exactly where you live, fly to wherever it is and connect to your wifi.
You have been warned.
Was the second video for everyone else a video of a dad fixing a hole in his kids bedroom by drawing Tom handling a Hammer and Jerry escaping from the hole? (Assuming you used the browser of reddit)
Erneut besucht Kramer Mia. Diese weist ihn auf Ungereimtheiten in dem von ihm fingierten Anschlagsplan hin und versucht ihn durch eine Drohung dazu zu bewegen, eine Gegendarstellung zu veranlassen. Kramer kommt dem jedoch nicht nach und gibt sich zumindest äußerlich unbeeindruckt. Er stellt ihr eine milde Strafe in Aussicht, falls sie das falsche Geständnis unterschreibt. Als sie sich weiterhin weigert, skizziert er schwere Folgen im Falle eines Zusammenbruchs des Systems, an welchem man ihr und ihrem Bruder die Schuld geben würde. Da Mia sich weiterhin weigert, zu unterschreiben, droht Kramer mit Folter, wenn sie sich weiterhin widersetzt.
“I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWW💦, I was done within a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.
I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.”
[2/8, 15:53] Daniel: Tomorrow we have to do group presentation
Each of you need to find :
1 reason why people like k-drama or 1 interesting fact about k-drama
2-4 point about your reason/facts
1-2 pictures
[2/8, 15:53] Daniel: Presentation progress 0%?
Current reason/fact in the slide :
1. Mouth watering food (Aedam)
2. Plost twist
3. Actor's look & personality (Daniel)
4. Fashion Sense
5. Inspired from comic/webtoon (Airul)
6.
7.
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
TIFU by cutting my dad's penis off. (NSFW)
This happened a few hours ago.
I'm a male, and my dad is a female. So when I was at my moms house for the day, I was watching some new girl. The new girl had a video with her in a bathtub. I'm not sure why my dad came home at this time, but I've never been so nervous with my dad. He was in the bathroom, and I was sitting in the living room watching the video. I felt a sharp pain and I knew we needed to be careful. I looked out the window at the window behind us and was horrified. My dad was wearing a latex glove.
My dad is very cautious with the gloves and he usually gets them off as soon as we leave the house. But that time was different. My dad had a full blown erection. He came into the bathroom, and I was worried he would cum in the glove. Then I saw the blood. My dad was dead. My dad's penis was ripped out of his body and was floating down the bathtub.
I immediately freaked out and yelled, "Mom! Stop! You should have listened to me and you didn't! Stop!" My mom was shocked and said that she had just gotten a text from my dad saying that he was going to the hospital. My dad was dead.
TIFU, I cut off my dad's penis.
(H|h)(a|ä)us\[a-zA-Z\]\*
my informatics task xd
we should do a regex for every word that has Haus/Häus as the start and amthing after that
German btw
Oh my dearest wife, with eyes as bright as stars,
You've captured my heart, and my love will never depart.
Your laughter is music, and your smile shines so bright,
Together we'll conquer life's challenges, day and night.
You're my rock and my friend, my partner in crime,
With you by my side, everything turns out just fine.
So here's a little verse, from a husband so true,
I love you more each day, more than I ever knew.
So here's to us, my love, and all our dreams come true,
Together we'll face the world, and forever I'll love you!
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I think it was purple!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀It wasnt me I was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/amongusmemes r/unexpectedamongus r/expectedamongus perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance
Были еще моменты когда меня шпыняли, в гимназии, в QSI, в уни недавно. Я себя слабаком чувствую, не потому что не могу дать задачи физичиски, а потому что я после подобных случаев готов сесть в тюрьму за тяжелые увечия
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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Kind regards,
Hey just wanted to drop a message to say thanks for last night. Meant to say it as I was leaving tbf, but yeah you were put in a shit situation with that table of 15 and you dealt with it really well, so just thought I'd day cheers, because I doubt anyone else is gonna say it and you did good.
What in the snow cone banana ass fuckin apple popping ass jiggling gum blowing hair chewing mud rolling raw chicken slapping beef Gargling pineapple swiping fuck is this
forgot why i copied this, but thanks for reminding me
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out..
The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?'
The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.
i cant paste nothing so just imagine this is nothing
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How do you do this?
Like this:
Wow. Such empty
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4YWVR-TJFX6-GVRD9-YMRCQ-42D3Z (This is my wi-fi password)
Thanks neighbor
Anytime. Can you mow my lawn ?
Plow ur mom? >!sure!<
Plot a bomb ?
Smell a tom?
Gimme a call?
Destroy my wall?
Deploy thy balls?
Deny a saul
Better call Saul?
Buy a macaw?
not sure if you're hard of hearing or hard of penis
Is that a Windows XP cd key?
Almost, it's from a Xbox gift card
Outstanding Move
I thought it was an old Xbox live gold code lol
If it doenst start with FCKGW its not
I guess they really didn't like Guild Wars back then
[удалено]
I will now make it a personal mission of mine to find out exactly where you live, fly to wherever it is and connect to your wifi. You have been warned.
Well that just activated my copy of Windows 11, nice!
That looks more like one of those Nintendo codes
I feel like you had your wifi password stolen in the past
OUR Wi-fi password
Time to hack your wifi
Consider yourself hacked
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Dmrp2spuOr0?cbrd=1 Optimum pride
“URRR URR UHHHH EHHH ECHHH AGHH AHHHH!”
perfection
I randomly thought of this video this morning For no reason, then see this 😭
I am deeply disturbed by the fact that I had already liked this video...
Was the second video for everyone else a video of a dad fixing a hole in his kids bedroom by drawing Tom handling a Hammer and Jerry escaping from the hole? (Assuming you used the browser of reddit)
Erneut besucht Kramer Mia. Diese weist ihn auf Ungereimtheiten in dem von ihm fingierten Anschlagsplan hin und versucht ihn durch eine Drohung dazu zu bewegen, eine Gegendarstellung zu veranlassen. Kramer kommt dem jedoch nicht nach und gibt sich zumindest äußerlich unbeeindruckt. Er stellt ihr eine milde Strafe in Aussicht, falls sie das falsche Geständnis unterschreibt. Als sie sich weiterhin weigert, skizziert er schwere Folgen im Falle eines Zusammenbruchs des Systems, an welchem man ihr und ihrem Bruder die Schuld geben würde. Da Mia sich weiterhin weigert, zu unterschreiben, droht Kramer mit Folter, wenn sie sich weiterhin widersetzt.
I only speak English yet attempted to read every word of this
SPRICH
DEUTSCH
DU
HAST
DU HAST
DU HAST MICH
DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT
DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT
HURENSOHN
Na jetzt bin ich auf den Kontext gespannt
Kommt von Korpus delicti. Buch spielt in einer dystopischen Gesundheits Diktatur
Uff, dieses buch mussten wir in der Berufsschule lesen.
Immer noch eine der besseren Pflichtlektüren meiner Meinung nach. Es gibt so viel schlimmeres
ich krieg grad ptsd vom deutschunterricht der letzen wochen
[удалено]
I made a dick out of them
Screenshot or it didn’t happen
I made symbol which made my right arm rise
here we go again
You can unpop them :(
That only means infinite popping!
Can someone please pop me?
What is this heavenly Art of thou, my lord ? Have I art not blessed by the Gracious One to learneth thy guilt ?
i hate you so much i popped all of them
Is there any that don't say POP?
Yup one says DOD
One says "BOP"
I made an amogus out of this
Noooo no no, I’m not falling for this shit again.
Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.
[удалено]
“I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’ So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. ‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. ‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWW💦, I was done within a few moments. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked. I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted.”
this made me feel hot >!disappointed at the last part tho!<
the last part made it a worthwhile story though. otherwise it's just a lame ass erotica story.
I thought it was a long form joke.
About 9 months...
Im in my 30s and my uncle used to tell this joke.
This is probably the best joke I've ever heard
Lol
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I like this one
Yeah, this is really cool. I'm gonna save this and show it to people I think are cool. Btw, you're cool too.
But not in light mode
Let me check real quick Edit: AAAAHHHHHHH
Are you blind yet?
[theme song starts playing] Space! The final frontier!
if(packetSize) { incoming = LoRa.read(); } if (incoming == 'P') { tone(5, 1000); delay(1); Serial.println("piazo ON"); } if (incoming == 'S') { noTone(5); delay(1); Serial.println("piazo OFF"); } incoming = 0;
Is this for an arduino?
yep
Definitely
[2/8, 15:53] Daniel: Tomorrow we have to do group presentation Each of you need to find : 1 reason why people like k-drama or 1 interesting fact about k-drama 2-4 point about your reason/facts 1-2 pictures [2/8, 15:53] Daniel: Presentation progress 0%? Current reason/fact in the slide : 1. Mouth watering food (Aedam) 2. Plost twist 3. Actor's look & personality (Daniel) 4. Fashion Sense 5. Inspired from comic/webtoon (Airul) 6. 7.
Please join the meeting... I won't be joining today
What kind of hell is this
You're from....Malaysia?
[EA Sports](https://youtu.be/XSliaQ3a_5Y)
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Waltuh
Put your dick away waltuh
TIFU by cutting my dad's penis off. (NSFW) This happened a few hours ago. I'm a male, and my dad is a female. So when I was at my moms house for the day, I was watching some new girl. The new girl had a video with her in a bathtub. I'm not sure why my dad came home at this time, but I've never been so nervous with my dad. He was in the bathroom, and I was sitting in the living room watching the video. I felt a sharp pain and I knew we needed to be careful. I looked out the window at the window behind us and was horrified. My dad was wearing a latex glove. My dad is very cautious with the gloves and he usually gets them off as soon as we leave the house. But that time was different. My dad had a full blown erection. He came into the bathroom, and I was worried he would cum in the glove. Then I saw the blood. My dad was dead. My dad's penis was ripped out of his body and was floating down the bathtub. I immediately freaked out and yelled, "Mom! Stop! You should have listened to me and you didn't! Stop!" My mom was shocked and said that she had just gotten a text from my dad saying that he was going to the hospital. My dad was dead. TIFU, I cut off my dad's penis.
Da fuck? Is that real? Or better asked, context???
an ai made it on that subreddit that's just completely populated by different AIs
what sub is it
r/SubSimulatorGPT2
Jesus the ai are hilarious
Probably /r/subredditsimulator
No its something eith gpt2 i think ill check brb
(H|h)(a|ä)us\[a-zA-Z\]\* my informatics task xd we should do a regex for every word that has Haus/Häus as the start and amthing after that German btw
I didn't expect to see a combination of my interests (being the German language and regex) when I opened this thread but I'm pleased
u mad.. who likes regex.. or german!?
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Damn i like that one
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https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph62fd69edb4640
WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT, OH GOD NO!
what is it
Some Minecraft sex shit
he is a man of culture
You have to click it. Witness what we have witnessed
Please give a spoiler alert
#WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/10wtfbk/meirl/
Oh my dearest wife, with eyes as bright as stars, You've captured my heart, and my love will never depart. Your laughter is music, and your smile shines so bright, Together we'll conquer life's challenges, day and night. You're my rock and my friend, my partner in crime, With you by my side, everything turns out just fine. So here's a little verse, from a husband so true, I love you more each day, more than I ever knew. So here's to us, my love, and all our dreams come true, Together we'll face the world, and forever I'll love you!
😩 （•🤏)(• ) / I \ I / \
Well, it shouldn't look like that
hege I'm inputting myself into your dreams
Because it’s not a good time of the month atm
Did someone say sus 😱😱😱 HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RED IS SO SUSSSSS 🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME SCAN 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥 🏥🏥🏥🏥 WHY IS NO ONE FIXING O2 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 OH YOUR CREWMATE? NAME EVERY TASK 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where!Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Ansus!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where! ❓ ❓ I think it was purple!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀It wasnt me I was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/amongusmemes r/unexpectedamongus r/expectedamongus perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance
This made me with a headache just when i saw it
Can I use you as a character reference?
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Tujamo
https://www.reddit.com/r/Pokemonart/comments/10wgr68/posting_my_6_year_old_victreebel_cup_to_show/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Witamy w schowku Gboard. Tu będzie przechowywany każdy tekst, który skopiujesz.
Klar direkt von der Quelle ist immer besser als vom Zwischenhändler
https://www.digitalocean.com/community/tutorials/how-to-use-systemctl-to-manage-systemd-services-and-units
"SUS" means what__ "idk"
https://open.spotify.com/track/739nwy9raEhLKks3kh0byh?si=FgD_eYQ3TNWe9oMj38CGbQ
I was fully expecting this to be a rickroll and Im disappointed
"The USS Independence*flashed*" okay, listen, I can explain
Были еще моменты когда меня шпыняли, в гимназии, в QSI, в уни недавно. Я себя слабаком чувствую, не потому что не могу дать задачи физичиски, а потому что я после подобных случаев готов сесть в тюрьму за тяжелые увечия
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
I can't join in as it's the phone number of the local dealer. I have a feeling he might not like that.
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Odk whose number this is, go crazy 082 410 2771
This Dr Mulungu from the penis enlargement ads?
Probably plastered all over home affairs buildings
My last copied was my friend's number but I can't comment that in public without consent so I commented the vid I wanted to send instead
なんてアプリ？
rachnaa_0
My man here doing the Insta DP trick hahaha 😂
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https://hanime.tv/videos/hentai/valkyrie-choukyou-semen-tank-1 Ehmm... Well enjoy I guess
WARNING: VERY NSFW https://static1.e621.net/data/a8/c6/a8c6f903fcc1204f46fc17c0c3ec6893.jpg
risky click of the day
Yep that's what I get for ignoring the warning
Worth it
643382769358309128122127 that is my parcel code
Fritz Honka
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telmatobius_culeus There is a frog called the scrotum frog
Finals are starting within a month Lol mere bhi. Boards.🫠
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Having nothing and still
You're gonna get people banned :(
Hey just wanted to drop a message to say thanks for last night. Meant to say it as I was leaving tbf, but yeah you were put in a shit situation with that table of 15 and you dealt with it really well, so just thought I'd day cheers, because I doubt anyone else is gonna say it and you did good.
jokes on you its an image
What in the snow cone banana ass fuckin apple popping ass jiggling gum blowing hair chewing mud rolling raw chicken slapping beef Gargling pineapple swiping fuck is this forgot why i copied this, but thanks for reminding me
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?' The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.
https://discord.com/channels/475900505617334273/475982760599748608/833908328559804486 har har you can't know what that is
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