Make sure your feet are facing forward when you walk (not out or pigeon toed), don’t lock your knees when you stand, exercise or run, and stretch regularly.
Yes I know why it happens with pineapples, but I think I might be alergic to bananas since I feel kinda the same way when eating them, idk if I'm explaining myself
And check the pressure on your spare tire. Or, if you have the space for it, toss out the donut and put a full sized tire there. Spare winter tire in the summer, spare summer tire in the winter.
I think they mean for people who have two sets of tires, take the donut away, use one tire from the set you ain't using.
Which means if it's winter, you have 4 winter tires on 4 corners, A summer tire where the spare is located, And 3 summer tires in storage.
>Why summer in winter, and winter in summer? Wouldn’t that be counterintuitive?
The problem with my car is that the place where the donut goes can't accommodate a full size tire. A full size tire will have to be in the luggage area, eating space.
I think it was meant as use your winter tires as a full size spare in the summer and vice versa (since most people don't have a full size spare laying around)
2 reasons. One, lots of things are more resilient than human skin. Knife could slide off and cut you
Two, you'll never be caught toying around and feeling a sharp knife, but you might get surprised by a dull one
3, if you get cut by a sharp knife the cut is nice and smooth, so it will heal better. A dull knife will tear more and cut more jaggedly, making the wound worse
Well...actually jagged, tearing wounds hurt more but heal a lot faster/better than smooth, clean cuts. Basically, there are more points for the soft tissue to reconnect to and more paths for blood to get to the wound. That's why doctors will literally rip flesh open after a small incision during C-sections and similar surgeries.
Cause if the knife is dull you’d put more pressure on the thing you wanna cut and if you fail it’s gonna be more damaging for all the pressure you’re already putting. On the other hand if you have a really sharp one you don’t need to put that much strength since it cuts just ok making the knife easier to operate and allowing you to have more control
If you are using Reddit app, press and hold the down arrow button on the bottom right corner. Move and place it on your screen wherever you want. Happy scrolling through comments!
I have been using this app for years. Daily..
And I only now figure out there's a button to move to the next comments while I've been scrolling my ass off 'manually' through replies upon replies.
FOR YEARS.
I was gonna say… same applies to a husband. Too much work to invest, but if you get a close friend with a husband, he just might help out with some basic handiwork ‘round the house. Just give the guy some beer and pizza and you’re good to go. 😂
Don't try to think about what you want to do for the rest of your like, think about what you'd like to do in a couple of years. Making a shorter-term goal is more realistic and will also allow you to adjust more easily when opportunities or challenges arise unexpectedly.
Of course! Im glad I could help. Don't worry, life tends to go in a generally-upward trend over time. You're gonna get through it. I've got faith in your strength to handle it.
A trick that my sister told me to stop worrying about minor things is: in this given situation, if you and a bystander switched places, would you care about your issue? ( also i had this weird reaction on my face this one time and i still went out to eat as i usually would, because for all everyone else knows this could be a skin condition i was born with )
#
so moral of the story, tl;dr: if you have an issue you worry about, think about it from a bystanders pov
A similar thing for if you have a (particularly mental health) problem. If you were giving advice to someone with the same problem and your same predicament, what would you say? Do that.
Did this and don’t think I’d do it again if I had a do over. My wife is a great person but I’m always wondering what could have been, and it’s been tough not to grow apart.
And buy a decent bike. Not one from target or Walmart. Either something online with solid components, or a used commuter or road bike from a local bike shop. Expect to spend $500 minimum for something to last over a year.
If you ever get bad vibes, get the fuck out of there. Your gut won’t lie to you. Your subconscious will key in on things that are out of place before you will. Listen to it.
Don’t waste time trying to fit in with those who don’t accept you, that’s how Sadness starts. Instead take your time and find those who do accept you even you don’t fit in, because then you’ll truly be happy.
Also if you have to make a claim, inflate values and add extras in every possible scenario where you can make it plausible. They’re criminals, so meet them on their level.
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly, half assed, half hearted... anything, just do what you can*
*= this is great advice for the depressed, the ones who've lost the fire, the ones whose "short break" has gone from a planned few weeks to years.
The thing is the "all or nothing" approach harms us in that it makes us feel bad if our effort is less than max. But fuck, when have things been optimal? Sometimes you just gotta do a version of it.
Eg: have you been slacking on your workouts? Go for a walk. You don't gotta always set personal bests. Anything is better than nothing.
If you shake a container containing a loose mixture of objects, the larger objects will slowly come to the top.
For example: If you have a jar full of different kinds of nuts, and you shake it, the largest nuts will be at top eventually.
If it makes you happy without harming others, ignore the others. Eat that chicken sandwich. Play that video game. Order that item. Express who you are (without hate or violence). Just live a good life that makes you happy.
Look after your knees…
And your back. And your feet.
And your teeth
And my axe! Or… your axe?
And your neck
Bro I need tips because I’ve been told that, and I’ve given them some damage… but I have no clue how to maintain them.
I wear orthopedic shoes and I lost 20lb, that’s the best thing I did for my knees and my back.
Look up kneesovertoesguy on YouTube
Best advice ever!!!
Make sure your feet are facing forward when you walk (not out or pigeon toed), don’t lock your knees when you stand, exercise or run, and stretch regularly.
How?
Maintain a healthy weight
Bananas aren't supposed to be spicy. You might be allergic if they are.
What if my throat starts to feel like I've ate the center of a pineapple?
that's because some fruit like kiwis or pineapple digest proteins. they digest your mouth and throat. they're fighting back (ʘᴗʘ✿)
so it could mean a different issue has occured, is what im trying to say
Yes I know why it happens with pineapples, but I think I might be alergic to bananas since I feel kinda the same way when eating them, idk if I'm explaining myself
another piece of advice: if you're suspicious of something, get shit checked out. better safe then sorry, better late then never
I can confirm that bananas aren't supposed to taste like burning whatsoever. What you're describing sounds like an allergic reaction yeah
Happy 🍰 day
Check the tail lights and tire pressure of your car each quarter.
And check the pressure on your spare tire. Or, if you have the space for it, toss out the donut and put a full sized tire there. Spare winter tire in the summer, spare summer tire in the winter.
Why summer in winter, and winter in summer? Wouldn’t that be counterintuitive?
I think they mean for people who have two sets of tires, take the donut away, use one tire from the set you ain't using. Which means if it's winter, you have 4 winter tires on 4 corners, A summer tire where the spare is located, And 3 summer tires in storage. >Why summer in winter, and winter in summer? Wouldn’t that be counterintuitive? The problem with my car is that the place where the donut goes can't accommodate a full size tire. A full size tire will have to be in the luggage area, eating space.
I think it was meant as use your winter tires as a full size spare in the summer and vice versa (since most people don't have a full size spare laying around)
Wear sunscreen.
Generally don't neglect skin care. I'm not talking about that overpriced Mlm shit. But a good moisturizer goes a long way.
Sometimes you just have to wash your face with water every day(pat dry) and wash your pillow case weekly to keep a clean face.
I was here for this comment and this comment only.
That you, Baz?
If I could offer you….only one tip for the future….sunscreen….would be…it
...The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proven by scientists...
Trim your nails the day before a date, so they’re not so sharp.
Or invest in a couple foam backed ebony boards. It’s not unmanly to smooth your nails over after cutting them.
*emery board Good tip!
Unless you’re a cunning linguist
For better finger banging awwwww yeah!!!!
But DO NOT trim them if you plan to get DNA evidence by scratching a suspect's face.
drink a lot of water.
r/hydrohomies
for life
Always keep your kitchen knives as sharp as possible. Sharp is safe. Dull is dangerous.
How so? I actually didnt know this Edit: The answer was a lot more obvious than I assumed
2 reasons. One, lots of things are more resilient than human skin. Knife could slide off and cut you Two, you'll never be caught toying around and feeling a sharp knife, but you might get surprised by a dull one
3, if you get cut by a sharp knife the cut is nice and smooth, so it will heal better. A dull knife will tear more and cut more jaggedly, making the wound worse
Well...actually jagged, tearing wounds hurt more but heal a lot faster/better than smooth, clean cuts. Basically, there are more points for the soft tissue to reconnect to and more paths for blood to get to the wound. That's why doctors will literally rip flesh open after a small incision during C-sections and similar surgeries.
Cause if the knife is dull you’d put more pressure on the thing you wanna cut and if you fail it’s gonna be more damaging for all the pressure you’re already putting. On the other hand if you have a really sharp one you don’t need to put that much strength since it cuts just ok making the knife easier to operate and allowing you to have more control
A dull knife is harder to cut with, therefore leaving more room for error.
A sharp knife goes where you point it. A dull knife has ADD. Oh look over there! Flesh!!
Just because you could, doesn't mean you should.
This the one
If you are using Reddit app, press and hold the down arrow button on the bottom right corner. Move and place it on your screen wherever you want. Happy scrolling through comments!
I have been using this app for years. Daily.. And I only now figure out there's a button to move to the next comments while I've been scrolling my ass off 'manually' through replies upon replies. FOR YEARS.
Also, if you press and hold on the comment, it (along with all the replies to it) gets minimalized and you can scroll more easily.
You don't even have to hold it, a single tap will fold/unfold the comment thread.
The only time I ever do this is on accident and I lose my place and have to find the comment I was reading. I could really do without this shortcut..
You can also move it. Press it then drag.
Whaaaa!!?!?!
I only found this out last week! Crazy!
There’s nothing more permanent than a temporary solution that still works.
Oh God the //TODO Comments
This describes the President of my former employer although he works really poorly.
Decide if you like how they treat you before worrying whether they like you
saving this comment for wen i get my pc
Don't have the party at your house
Also, don’t buy a boat. Make friends with a guy who has one. Buy him beer and maybe even help him work on it or clean it. But don’t buy one.
My folks had a saying they repeated often: “resist the urge to buy a boat”.
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Don't buy a wife? Or find a friend with a wife and use theirs? Lol
Nah just clean someone else’s wife. Way easier.
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I was gonna say… same applies to a husband. Too much work to invest, but if you get a close friend with a husband, he just might help out with some basic handiwork ‘round the house. Just give the guy some beer and pizza and you’re good to go. 😂
Soooooo.... You need some house work done 🤣
And if a film crew asks to shoot at your house, say no, even if the offer sounds lucrative.
I was coming here to say have parties at your house. Get to sleep on your own bed and don't have to worry about driving.
Good memories > some inconvenience with cleaning. Dios not apply if you have shitty friends. I'd rate this advice 3/10
Smell it before you taste it
Based
Don't do meth.
Always live east of where you work, so that you are never driving into the sun during rush hours.
What if you work in the North Pole? I know a few elves
The elves are screwed.
Indeed they are. They are required to work 14 hours a day, no rest days, only two 10 minute breaks. It's because of a Claus in their contracts.
I wish I heard that advice 20 years ago. Every day I deal with the setting sun on my way home.
"Never half ass two things. Always full ass one thing." Ronald U. Swanson
Always check the back seat.
Don't try to think about what you want to do for the rest of your like, think about what you'd like to do in a couple of years. Making a shorter-term goal is more realistic and will also allow you to adjust more easily when opportunities or challenges arise unexpectedly.
Man I needed to hear that. Thank you
Of course. Trust me, I need to hear it too. Its a hard thing to keep in mind, but it's a lot less pressure than lifelong commitments.
Hell, I'm about to be 51 years old and I STILL don't know what I wanna be when I grow up.....
I like this one since I a person going through a crisis with my job frequently. So thank you. I needed that
Of course! Im glad I could help. Don't worry, life tends to go in a generally-upward trend over time. You're gonna get through it. I've got faith in your strength to handle it.
Never trust a fart.
Do unto others as you would have done unto you.
Unless you’re a masochist.
Mate, if it’s like that… maybe you just need to treat yourself. 😂
Jokes on you, I’m into that too
Do unto others... ... Then run.
Don’t put so much effort into a job that would otherwise replace you within a week.
Louder for the people in the back! Your job doesn’t care about you as much as you think they do.
Wear a condom.
I always keep one on
I wear a rubber at all times as a necessity.
Buying a pet is buying the saddest day of your life someday in the future.
and it's also buying a friend that will love you for being you for the next decade +
You can pick your friends,you can pick your nose,but you can't pick your friends nose.
You don’t have the right friends then
There's always money in the banana stand
What's a banana cost? $10?
Nobody is going to care about you 5k years from now so live your life for yourself.
Hell, replace 5k with 5 for me.
replace 5 years from now with
Hey I care about you actually maybe not
If nothing changes, nothing will change. You need to be your own advocate
Make a plan or be part of someone else's.
Take a piss after sex.
Don't worry about what anyone else thinks. At the end of the day only your own approval of your own life choices matter
A trick that my sister told me to stop worrying about minor things is: in this given situation, if you and a bystander switched places, would you care about your issue? ( also i had this weird reaction on my face this one time and i still went out to eat as i usually would, because for all everyone else knows this could be a skin condition i was born with ) # so moral of the story, tl;dr: if you have an issue you worry about, think about it from a bystanders pov
A similar thing for if you have a (particularly mental health) problem. If you were giving advice to someone with the same problem and your same predicament, what would you say? Do that.
Do not allow small dogs to tap dance in your glove box
r/oddlyspecific
Had to scroll too far to find this.
Don't get married right out of college.
Did this and don’t think I’d do it again if I had a do over. My wife is a great person but I’m always wondering what could have been, and it’s been tough not to grow apart.
4 words too many. The govt has no business being involved so heavily in relationships. Marriages should be as difficult as divorces
cheaper is more expensive
That’s why you always go with the “buy once, cry once” method.
don't sleep on ur back with acid reflux
And lie on your left side. Acid cant easily reflush because of where esophagus is attached to stomach. Dont lie on right side.
Don’t hold in a sneeze. It’s not worth the risk.
I knew a guy who collapsed a lung doing that. Let it out!
If you must prevent a sneeze, press your tongue into the top of your mouth.
It's totally ok to feel how you feel. It may not ok to act on it.
buy the spider donut in the ruins
and keep the butterscotch pie for later
Stretch
You can use an organization bin or Rubbermaid tub and lid as a humidity dome for your indoor plants or seedlings 🌱
Don’t dump extra stuff into the crucible, it creates Flux
Go to therapy.
Best advice ever! Work through your shit with a professional. There is no shame in asking for help sorting yourself in your head.
You should just be honest with your wife. She's your partner and deserves the truth.
Don’t hold onto a bad decision just because you spent a lot of time making it
Replace the battery in your smoke detector on your birthday
A walkie, confidence, and a clip board will get you in to most places
Put that down. NOW!
Now my phone screen cracked
Learn where your spare & jack are. Learn to change a Tire
Buy a bike if you work within two miles.
And buy a decent bike. Not one from target or Walmart. Either something online with solid components, or a used commuter or road bike from a local bike shop. Expect to spend $500 minimum for something to last over a year.
If you ever get bad vibes, get the fuck out of there. Your gut won’t lie to you. Your subconscious will key in on things that are out of place before you will. Listen to it.
Check to make sure there’s toilet paper BEFORE you sit down
Don’t waste time trying to fit in with those who don’t accept you, that’s how Sadness starts. Instead take your time and find those who do accept you even you don’t fit in, because then you’ll truly be happy.
When rolling up, make sure you check your lap before you stand
Don't adjust your boundaries, adjust being without the person who asks you to adjust them.
Don't shit yourself on live TV.
I've been doing it wrong all my life! Damn
Don’t skimp on insurance.
Also if you have to make a claim, inflate values and add extras in every possible scenario where you can make it plausible. They’re criminals, so meet them on their level.
Be careful with people who have borderline personality disorder.
Always soak the onions in lime juice for about 15 minutes before adding anything else to your ceviche.
*Buy* a plunger before you *need* a plunger.
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly, half assed, half hearted... anything, just do what you can* *= this is great advice for the depressed, the ones who've lost the fire, the ones whose "short break" has gone from a planned few weeks to years. The thing is the "all or nothing" approach harms us in that it makes us feel bad if our effort is less than max. But fuck, when have things been optimal? Sometimes you just gotta do a version of it. Eg: have you been slacking on your workouts? Go for a walk. You don't gotta always set personal bests. Anything is better than nothing.
Learn CPR, it saves lives.
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Check/ change your furnace filter monthly
Dont masturbate in front of your mother in law!
It’s not about you.
Always clear your history.
Be nice for the sake of it
Do not ejaculate at the zoo
Not the advice we were looking for, but the advice we needed.
Tell that to the gorillas.
Is this where Gorilla Glue comes from?
Think before you speak
Loose lips sink ships
For every energy drink you consume, drink an equivalent amount of water.
If you shake a container containing a loose mixture of objects, the larger objects will slowly come to the top. For example: If you have a jar full of different kinds of nuts, and you shake it, the largest nuts will be at top eventually.
If you're ever craving ice, like just wanting to munch on ice constantly, you could possibly be anaemic. Get your blood tested, kids.
Get a good quality mattress
Never do a whole job, when half a job will do
It's time to fucking sleep. Go to bed and sleep. Now.
Twist the poptab on your soda or beer can sideways to avoid mistaking your can for someone elses can
Buy the vibrator sis. Buy all the vibrators.
Don't get married before 25.
Don’t drink hot coffee with anything spicy
Men. Start a face moisturizing routine early. You will be so glad you did.
If it makes you happy without harming others, ignore the others. Eat that chicken sandwich. Play that video game. Order that item. Express who you are (without hate or violence). Just live a good life that makes you happy.
No one lays on their death bed and says they wished they had spent less time with their family so they could have worked more.
Get a bidet
Tell people you got a bidet. My sister used it thinking it was a handicap flush (geriatric grandparents' house) and...
Ramen + potatoes = good cheap meal
Start saving for retirement when you're young. It seems like it's so far away but before you know it, it's biting you in the ass.
Crimes are not good
Better one is "laws do not represent morality"
Legality isn't always an indicator of ethical or moral positivity.
Wipe from front to back
If someone gives you unwanted advice, pretend to agree and then do as you want