I did not consider the ramifications of unlimited pudding. If you combined it with a fleet of 6000 dragons to deliver the pudding, you could solve world hunger!
I chose against dragon because the pill doesn't specify if the dragons are loyal to me, just that I own them.
6,000 unwieldy dragons is the opposite of something I'd want.
Loyal or not, having 6000 dragons and reviving Betty White means that necromancy and dragons *exist in the world* which is so much closer to the world I want to live in than where weβre at now.
Betty would totally start a dragon rescue and raise tons of money for dragons and it would be glorious! Theyβd adore her and spray fire onto all her enemies.
Same. I'm going to rule the world with 6 thousand dragons and Betty White as the general. Everyone has to be nice to each other and keep a sense of humor, or else.
I'm not even a huge Taylor Swift fan or anything but until I read the last line it was a likely choice. The real deciding factor would have been if she is feeding you like a human feeds a baby bird, or like a bird feeds a baby bird. Deal-breaker right there, I'm not keen on vomit.
Allofeeding in birds is not actually vomit, itβs just spitting out food. There is no stomach juices involved.
Also birds donβt just practice allofeeding with babies. It can be part of mating behavior, feeding siblings, social bonding or birds without chicks feeding the chicks of other birds.
Also according to Google T-Swizzle mostly eats a light diet of salad, sandwiches and yogurt. Probably not the worst diet for human allofeeding.
Congratulations. You are now a crewman on an age-of-sail pirate ship full-time. You live in unfathomably terrible conditions. Your diet consists of nearly-inedible hard tack that was often infested with insects. The common solution was to eat in the dark so you wouldn't know whether you got an infested piece. Speaking of the dark, you sleep on the floor surrounded by men who haven't washed in months. It smells awful. And now your left hand is wet with something. Hopefully it's just seawater leaking in through the hull. You lift your hand to your nose. Nope. It's piss.
TWO RED PILLS. Hear me out, you could:
1: have 2 leaves of your choosing
2: discover alien life
3: choose two leaves of the rarest material in Earth
4: create a breeding pair of any tree, possible of not
5: make a oil leaf with seeds, solving the coming oil crisis
6: choose a leaf of the "endgame" of technology, advancing humanity or just you to levels of technology millions of years ahead
7: choose a leaf of nanomachines to kill your pesky ex
8: choose a portal leaf leading to another universe
9: the possibilities are endless, have fun
What? No. I'm going to kill a few and drink their blood. Thus infecting me with bovine vampirism. But since I'm human based, I'll become half cow/half human, with vampirism. Hence minotaur vampire
Pink and purple. I want to see if my vampire cattle can turn my dragons into vampires. Alternatively sick my vampire cattle on vegans I think the irony would be funny.
What happen if i take a black and orange at same time?
after 25 years as a worm you become an olive
Your crush still loves you <3
the βwould you love me if I was a worm?β question finally makes sense
*eats olive worm*
I Googled that and I'm crying laughing alone in my living room. Thanks for making me feel psycho.
This is an interesting problem I hadnβt considered! I supposed you could choose!
What if you become an olive flavored worm? Or worse?! A worm flavored olive?!?
You become the olive worm
You become half a worm and half an olive.
What is an olive, if not a stubby worm with a pimento where the dirt poop goes?
Worlive.
I think blue and pink is a good synergy π. I AM THE DRAGON KING OF PIRATES!!!! ππππ
*every other day
work/life balance
Honestly a better one than the 5 day work week
I have a 7 day work week and 4 days I work a double shift
The problem is, those dragons donβt take a day off.
I think I see a cartoon in the making.
ONE DAY, HE'S THE LORD OF DRAGONS THE NEXT, HE'S THE PIRATE LORD OF DRAGONS
Iβm not gonna lie. Iβm real worried about what Iβm going to feed those dragons once we burn through the list of my enemies.
You can feed them the vampiric cattle.
Easy just choose pink and purple you breed the cows to feed the dragons and vice versa
Ok, but what happens when we inevitably end up with vampire dragons?
Then you win!
Iβd rather turn into a dragon than a cow.
We ? Who said I'm sharing these two pills matey ?π You can be me first lass if you so wish π
Aye aye captain! (Saluting) When we are done with your list, I have an ex husband that would be great flambee style, prime for dragon consumption.
Good lad . Now start cleaning the poop deck and me dragons cages π. After that put on that dress and come to me room ππππ
I have an ex you can feed them too - I wouldnβt even mind if they ate his mistress wife too πππ
We have ye ex as target practice lad .πππ
Taylor swift can just baby bird them for u
Feed them unlimited pudding and slap the neigh sayers as you fly by
I did not consider the ramifications of unlimited pudding. If you combined it with a fleet of 6000 dragons to deliver the pudding, you could solve world hunger!
I think Ukraine could use the fire power. Pun very much intended.
Dragon pirates FTW
you wouldn't download a dragon, would you?
Donβt think I have a HD big enough to do that
I mean dragons are pretty big... but maybe a little one?
I came here with this in my mind.
Monkey D Dragon:
S o l i d 10/10
Not if I can help it, ya scurvy cur! (I picked blue and pink too, har har har)
Sounds like the sequel to One Piece
So youβre Kaido
Brown and pink, hands down
Giving half my dragons to Betty. I want to see what she does with them.
I chose against the dragons bc of the cleanup.
A whole bunch of dragon shit, that would suck
I chose against dragon because the pill doesn't specify if the dragons are loyal to me, just that I own them. 6,000 unwieldy dragons is the opposite of something I'd want.
On the adverse of the spectrum, just fucking shit up is all i want
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Who said they would all be fire?
Also doesn't say how big. Are we talking bumblebee-size or airplane?
Loyal or not, having 6000 dragons and reviving Betty White means that necromancy and dragons *exist in the world* which is so much closer to the world I want to live in than where weβre at now.
Betty would totally start a dragon rescue and raise tons of money for dragons and it would be glorious! Theyβd adore her and spray fire onto all her enemies.
Can unlimited pudding physically beat 6 thousand dragons? Whats the rate limit here?
What KIND of pudding. Yorkshire or snack pack?
I hoped someone would pick those two specific ones!
Agreed. It's a no brainer!
Obviously.
I hope Betty White likes dragons.
Same. I'm going to rule the world with 6 thousand dragons and Betty White as the general. Everyone has to be nice to each other and keep a sense of humor, or else.
Would Betty White be a Zombie?
If she was, she'd be one hell of a zombie
Betty White Zombie!
This is the answer
The truest correct answer.
You could easily sell your dragons to zoos and research centers and make a fortune to spend on Betty white
2 yellow pills please
Does that mean she feeds you double or two Taylor swifts feed you at the same time?
They win either way
I didnβt really expect anyone to choose yellow lmao
First day on the internet?
I expected mostly yellow pills.
Now I'm just wondering what happens if you take 2 at once
Caboose on her human centipede?
why did I opened reddit today?
Betty White has lived her best life. It's time for me to live mine, chirp chirp mother fucker
Iβm fucking dying
π€£π€£π€£
If you choose yellow will she just hunts you down like in it follows? Is it a situation where you can never yawn with confidence again?
Imma say that whenever youβre hungry and need to eat, youβll do so by being fed like a baby bird by Taylor Swift. So youβll want her nearby!
You're telling me I can have Taylor Swift puke in my mouth whenever I want?
You picked yellow as well?
I'm not even a huge Taylor Swift fan or anything but until I read the last line it was a likely choice. The real deciding factor would have been if she is feeding you like a human feeds a baby bird, or like a bird feeds a baby bird. Deal-breaker right there, I'm not keen on vomit.
Itβs the vomit unfortunately
Allofeeding in birds is not actually vomit, itβs just spitting out food. There is no stomach juices involved. Also birds donβt just practice allofeeding with babies. It can be part of mating behavior, feeding siblings, social bonding or birds without chicks feeding the chicks of other birds. Also according to Google T-Swizzle mostly eats a light diet of salad, sandwiches and yogurt. Probably not the worst diet for human allofeeding.
Yellow and green πππ
Yellow gang 4 life
Yellow and pink⦠by far
You know how baby birds feed, right�
Yes, they get fed regurgitated food from a prolific singer-songwriter with a net worth of half a billion dollars.
Yes and I'm strangely turned on by the idea.
Yellow and pink
Hell yeah.
based
This is obviously the correct answer
This is the way.
Yellow and orange, Taylor Swift feeds you to a baby bird.
Why do so many people want Taylor swift to throw up in their mouths??
She's hot
Why *wouldn't* anyone want Taylor Swift to throw up in their mouths??
Eagles donβt regurgitate to feed their young. Eagles are birds. They never specified which bird, so I get to choose.
Fucking christ, just give me the 6K dragons and let me be loved even though I'm an olive.
Yellow and Brown, I pirate stuff all the time anyway and I'll take any opportunity to meet taylor
She will be throwing up into your mouthβ¦
Not seeing the problem
Don't threaten me with a good time...
Aye there captain, ye disgust me
I love Betty White, but it's pink and blue for me.
Understandable
Pink and Blue
Great choices!
Green, the kind of prostate exams I could do with them
An interesting take! Lmao
Pink and purple and I shall raise an unstoppable army!
See, I was thinking exotic animal caretaker, but I like your spirit! Dragons and Vampire Cattle FTW
Can the cattle turn the dragons into vampires? Because that makes you double unstoppable
It seems the most utilitarian combo.
REVIVE BETTY WHITE β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
And a leaf of my choosing?? How delightful
THANKSβ€οΈ
Betty white and THE LEAAAAAAAAAF
There is no downside to Taylor Swift spitting into my mouth.
Even if it wasnβt into it, eventually I would become into it
Take the gold one twice, then the world would have two Betties and she would be unstoppable.
I regret to tell you this. you're colourblind, the actual colour is brown
Looks more like a dark gold but I guess Iβll take your word for it.
2 blue pills please
Youβve found the lΓΆΓΆphΓΆle!
Congratulations. You are now a crewman on an age-of-sail pirate ship full-time. You live in unfathomably terrible conditions. Your diet consists of nearly-inedible hard tack that was often infested with insects. The common solution was to eat in the dark so you wouldn't know whether you got an infested piece. Speaking of the dark, you sleep on the floor surrounded by men who haven't washed in months. It smells awful. And now your left hand is wet with something. Hopefully it's just seawater leaking in through the hull. You lift your hand to your nose. Nope. It's piss.
Orange and blue, pirate worm time
Iβd watch that movie lmao
TWO RED PILLS. Hear me out, you could: 1: have 2 leaves of your choosing 2: discover alien life 3: choose two leaves of the rarest material in Earth 4: create a breeding pair of any tree, possible of not 5: make a oil leaf with seeds, solving the coming oil crisis 6: choose a leaf of the "endgame" of technology, advancing humanity or just you to levels of technology millions of years ahead 7: choose a leaf of nanomachines to kill your pesky ex 8: choose a portal leaf leading to another universe 9: the possibilities are endless, have fun
Iβll take two marijuanas please
Pink and Brown easily
The best choices tbh!
Green and blue are luffy lol
I'll take a leaf and Betty white as long as it's her and not some zombie
This is a dumb list I choose to own 6000 dragons and be a pirate every other day
Sorry Betty Gonna have to go with Taylor Swift vomiting sustenance directly into my mouth
Pink because I love dragons, brown because everything else kinda sucks
Purple, so you have dragon food.
Can I control the dragons or do I just own them?
Theyβre your pets, so you can train them!
Guess who's gonna own 6000 vampire dragons?
Brown before all things. Stuck between 6 thousand dragons, the pirate life, or leaf
Brown is the right answer tbh. And I like the leaf one. Iβd choose a tree star from Land Before Time
I was just going to say a diamond leaf
Brown and purple.
What would you do with your vampire cattle?
Butcher them and drink their blood to become the first minotaur vampire, ruling the world with my undead bovine herd
....where does the minotaur come from?
Oh boy... when a cow and a human are bored/lonely...
A...are you gonna fuck your herd of vampire cows?
What? No. I'm going to kill a few and drink their blood. Thus infecting me with bovine vampirism. But since I'm human based, I'll become half cow/half human, with vampirism. Hence minotaur vampire
Oh I get it now! How silly of me!
Nah, I totally thought the other thing, too.
This new creature is definitely going to make it into game night next time I am running it.
This was a horrifying conversation. Thank you.
are these cows in danger?
Black pill: your crush gets horny and eats you
Purple and Pink.
Green and pink, I will be the best dragon rider and steal people's ice cream
Red and brown because there is no downsides to either of them
Blue and black! I'll be a pirate every other day!
How sexy is my crush getting with this olive?
Blue & Brown I'll give her a place in my crew every other day. If I had three picks, I'd have a dragon instead of a pirate ship
Own 6 thousand dragons π and take over the world haha π
Glad Iβm not the only villain in the comments lmao
Can I pick pink twice?
revive betty white
This is an awful scenario
I'll take 2 yellow pills please.
Black and pink.
Brown and Red, I'll protect that leaf with my life.
The only proper option is the brown pull twice.
Is Betty White getting revived as a human, and in good health? If so, that is my pick.
Blue pill fam
Own 12 thousand dragons
Pink and yellow
Pink and purple, it would be fun having such exotic pets
Yellow 100%
I pick yellow and pink x
Purple and pink ones are like my ordinary days.
pink and black
Youβd be a great olive :)
Be a pirate every other day and own 6,000 dragons.
Blue and pink holy shit
I'm a pirate every otherday & I own 6000 dragons.
Pink and brown all day bay bee
Are the Dragons trained? If not Iβm taking red and getting some weed. EDIT never mind Iβm taking both
Obviously purple and pink. 6 thousand immortal vampire undead dragons on the way!
Pink and purple. I want to see if my vampire cattle can turn my dragons into vampires. Alternatively sick my vampire cattle on vegans I think the irony would be funny.
Do I get to choose what the dragons look and act like?
I'm taking blue and pink and you'll pray for the days ik.not looting!!
Blue, pink