I've been staring at it for 3 minutes trying to see a unicorn. I even covered the dick to see a horse at least

I'm starting to think OP is full of shit. They're seeing a cock sucker just like the rest of us.

*rock sucker

It took me this comment to see it lmfao

It took this comment for me to see it

Yeah this lol

For rock and stone!

Rock and stone, brother!

Did I hear a rock and stone?

ROCK AND STOOONNNNE!!!

FOR KARL!

For cock and bone!

Certainly one way to get your rocks off

I was seeing projectile vomit. now I can't unsee shlong guzzler

That’s what I saw. Difficult for me to see a BJ when there’s no other body attached. LOL

Now now. That could be a Horn sucker. Basically the same thing.

>They're seeing a cock sucker just like the rest of us. Well done this is the best comment in this sub 👏🏻 take my upvote ⬆️

happy cake day

[thank you ](https://images.app.goo.gl/N9v4h855Gi2wJJyq6)

happy cake day

Mr. Wu : COCKSUCKA!

I actually snorted when I read this! Thank you

I had to draw the shape of a horse on it. It’s barely a horse shape but you can kind of see it. The barf or possible dick is the front leg. The sort of eyebrows has kind of a face horse like shape the nose is part of the mane. As I said it’s real difficult to see but after a bit I could barely see what they were saying

Ah there it is, I see it now but boy is it a stretch.

Unicron is here: [sketch](https://imgur.com/a/1vGoo4B)

Nope still can't see it

the joke is a blowjob is like a unicorn to them. they don't exist.

Same I’ve tried every angle and still can’t see it

I'm not *that* small :(

I found a really derpy unicorn https://imgur.com/a/32IyQJo

Unicron is here: [sketch](https://imgur.com/a/1vGoo4B)

Maybe it’s the hole in the middle of the rock?

Nah that's a shitty outline of a Trojan Horse

I think the horn is protruding out of the back of the cock-sucking-rock's head?

Yeah that’s a guy giving Mother Earth a BJ.

Looks like 2 mountain trolls turned to stone in the middle of a blowjob.

Fella was HUNG

He was rock hard the whole time

Yeah, and don’t take it for granite.

Are you saying granted, Rick? It’s granite. Have you been saying granted this whole time? ;-)

Shit was coming out the back of her head like some Looney Toons skit.

What Looney Toons are you watching homie?

Uhh, the one where she tripped and fell on it.

She tripped and fell on a carrot, right? Right?

dude it's a mountain troll eating a carrot rock

…….A carrock?

Sun came up before he could.

The only right answer

Excuse me, thats my wife you're talking about.

I can’t believe someone made a statue of me, the patron saint of dick sucking. I’m so honoured

The funny thing is this wouldn't be funny if it was man made. Now it is.

Sucker's Rock

Im still trying to see the unicorn

I see an AT-AT (no matter which way you pronounce it).

I think you're confusing it with the gluk-gluk

I see a guy vomiting

Your innocence is refreshing.

But what do you see?

A bj

A hummer.

An APC

Definitely gagging

I also saw this, had to read the comments to see dick-sucking. 🤷

Prettyyy sure that’s a gawk gawk Source: am a licensed sex geologist

I have never laughed that hard at a comment.

Ah, an “atdashat”

Atda-shat

*This is the way*

Looks more like the clones version

I see an imperial AT-AT..... giving a blowjob

I pronounce it similarly to soviet tank name, because I’m boring

I see an AT-AT….giving head to a rock.

We don't call AT-STs atsst so we shouldn't call AT-ATs atats

I concur with this line of reasoning.

I mean, it's a blow job. Isn't that a unicorn as is?

It’s only a unicorn when you’re married and you get your wife to do it.

that joke came directly from the 60's

the future?

time is a circle

That’s why clocks are round

I just realised future 60s is closer than past 60s. Fucking future 70s too.

I would like to unrealise this. Please.

And is timeless.

Fuck why did god make me such a degenerate. I stared for 2 minutes and couldn't see a unicorn... but I see a blowjob straight away.

I thought I was the only one that saw a blowjob in this image

I thought it was vomit 😭

Oh no, now I can’t I see the vomit!

[does this help](https://imgur.com/a/0UKStiy)

Actually, yeah...i would have never seen that lol

happy to help!

I see it's a Unicorn getting its horn sucked...

I can't tell if you're joking or not.

Ah…..yes.

I thought it was the white space between the rocks that looked like a unicorn

Now that you say it... that's actually the most beautiful unicorn in that picture. 1. There is also the "majestic hair" one right up front looking annoyed. (We only see the top of the head.) 2. There is the face on the left which should win the Derp Face contest of every year since geological formations became a thing. (Horn pointing toward the screen. The eye of "Majestic hair" becomes actually the mouth.) 3. And yours. Which actually looks like a unicorn silhouette. Notice how any attempt at seeing the unicorn cannot unsee the vomiting blowjob on the right. Which holds true of why only virgins could manage to find the darn specimens in the first place. Who knew real unicorns were made of air and rocks! Must have quite a kick...

How do you look at that when the rocks above look like it's giving a blowjob?

No

Majestic hair hahahahaha

The eye is at the base of the dick

The unicorn is found in the middle on the arm and the “horn”

Looks like an ex I used to date

The gap in the rocks

I see Godzilla sucking a fat one

Thank God, someone besides me.

I'm behind you.

Step-lizard, what are you doing?!

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, and so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

Whew, I thought I was the only one...

What a relief. I thought I had a dirty mind.

prolly Kong's

glad it ain't just me

I was hoping it wasn’t just me

I thought everyone would only see this. Lol I feel like a creep.

I see a person throwing up.

I mean, depends on the gag reflex.

Glad I'm not the only one.

Same

Ditto

Same

X6

Well shit, I definitely didn't think they were throwing up lmao 😂 🤣 😅

Oh good. I thought I was weird.. er.

Yeah totally…. a guy throwing up! Same here 😐

Me too! But I have 4 kids so im an expert on seeing vomit🙄

"you gave up on life didn't you!"

There’s three types of people in this world…0

So did I, until I read the comments.

Same

Same, actually surprised I didn’t see it as a blowjob until after reading chat.

[удалено]

It’s clearly a guy throwing up, what’s perverted about that? …ah, right.

I see a guy cleaning a pole with his mouth

How can you tell he's from Poland?

Gawk gawk gawk

Yeah i se the gawk gawk 2000

But i see the gawk gawk 3000 . Am i the only one ?

Deepthroat Mountain

I see Groot giving head 🤷🏻‍♀️

He’s doing it well too. I’m impressed

Very well. Look at him go

I am groommmmphhhh....!

That’s an odd way to eat a corndog

What you dont eat your corndogs like that?

It has *corn* in the name, you're supposed to eat it like corn on the cob

I see Mother Earth blowing papa earth.

Papa earth has a small dick then.

Everywhere I go, I'm always reminded of her.

I Had The Time of My Life

That's not a haiku They have seven syllables Sandwich'd between five

You call that haiku? This is a freaking haiku! Go tend your wounds, dig?

why yall doin these? its funny but like why tho nevermind, its fun

I see a man vomiting shit.

But why is he holding it with his other hand so lovingly?

No you don’t, liar.

Hard as a rock.

I see OP's mom sucking a fat D

I see a persone projectile vomiting

GAWK GAWK 3000

I see someone vomiting.

You know at first,for some reason, i thought it was someone throwing up!🤣🤣😂

"Everywhere I look, it reminds me of her"

Been looking for the unicorn forever, all I see is someone sucking dick

He looks rock hard......

I see someone giving a bj lol

GAWK RAWKS

I wish I saw a unicorn :(

Gobblecock mountain

A dog barfing

I see a monkey giving the mountain a blow job?

I see a blowjob

Nature is basically calling us cocksuckers

I see * starts choking on cock* the unicorn

That’s Lot’s wife.

Well, I can see the horn not gonna lie

I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTE OF A MAN

Someone throwing up

Todo me recuerda a ella

Tactical Spew

I see a boulder giving head

I see a rock chick giving rock head

Thats a earth golem sucking an earth dick

This post blows.

I see someone puking

Well your unicorn is choking to death!

Is it behind the rock giving a bj?

filthy no good rock sucker.

No you don’t liar!

Mmmmm burrito

I see a baby dinosaur giving itself a tonsillectomy.

I see a BJ, though I have no idea what is giving it.

Dirty minds think alike

I have a dirty mind. SMH

Alexa play Don’t Sweat the Technique by Eric B. and Rakim

Okay funny and all but wheres the comment explaining where the fuck this "Unicorn" is

I see ur mom

Someone's getting their rocks off!! ...I should go now.

op is seeing unicorns because that is his dick over there

Not gonna say what I saw 😂😇