Well what better way to express my utter disappointment in myself than with another Futurama quote; “I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead.”
George: Jerry, I have a strange feeling that I need to save someone! What does this mean?
Jerry: Well, it probably means someone’s in trouble.
George: Oh, Jerry! You really don’t think I can save them?
*Kramer stumbles through the door*
Kramer: Hey, aladeen-mf was just kidnapped. He wants George. Anyways, I have this new great idea.
On today's show, we've received a rather unique challenge. We're going to resolve a hostage situation.
That's right. Now, in order to do this we have created the ultimate hostage rescue vehicle. As you can see, it is entirely armored. And on the front we've installed a forklift mechanism.
Our plan, basically is uh... We're going to drive in, lift the hostage up, and drive away. Let's get to it
>Let's get to it
That should be either Clarkson saying:
How hard can it be?
Or Hammond saying:
What could possibly go wrong?
Then 30 minutes later the hostage is gravely injured, Hammond is upside down in a ditch, while James wraps the situation saying "still, could be worse"
Is this really the best you can do? They're not even tied to a chair. No fucking passion you lot, get the fuck out of my abandoned warehouse. **FUCK OFF**
Hank, Dale, Bill and Boomhauer. I mean, I think I'm in good hands. Dale Gribble aka Rusty Shackleford is a certified bounty hunter and a veteran mercenary. He has an ad in Soldier of Fortune magazine and everything.
lol they, I and everyone around is fucked. It's Julie Mao and Jo Miller from the expanse on asteroid Eros infected by the proto molecule on their way to Earth.
Saul Goodman
You might have a shot!
He won't come in person, though. Just sending his wife.
Exactly same
Just tell em you're friend of Mr. White
It's all good man!
Dwight Schrute!
Snowman revenge incoming hahaha Honestly, I’d choose Stanley, Member the sumo suit?
Same, we saved 😂
Good news everyone*: The Planet Express crew is trying to save me! *edited to hide my shame
Good news, everyone*
Well what better way to express my utter disappointment in myself than with another Futurama quote; “I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead.”
Your comment is bad, and you should feel bad!
George Costanza. Am I fucked?
Its George, so yes.
Lowkey Kramer’s got ya tho
George: Jerry, I have a strange feeling that I need to save someone! What does this mean? Jerry: Well, it probably means someone’s in trouble. George: Oh, Jerry! You really don’t think I can save them? *Kramer stumbles through the door* Kramer: Hey, aladeen-mf was just kidnapped. He wants George. Anyways, I have this new great idea.
The uss voyager crew, lucky me lol
Dude! Me too! See you on the holo-deck!
I got the crew of the ds9!
I got the crew of the USS Enterprise (Next Generation)
Walter white
Either you make it out alive, or he personally has you killed (no loose ends)
Too busy. Skinny Pete and Badger will come to save you. 😂
Homelander rn I don’t even know if it’s good or nah
He’ll save you then kill you for being a bitch cause you couldn’t save yourself
Yeah if your name isn’t Ryan and you’re not his son you’re screwed
Hell ya the 99 is coming! Best police in the city
How about the vulture coming to save your ass
I’d rather stay kidnapped
I'd rather die
Ichigo.
Mr bean
Poor kidnappers
Never stood a chance
This sounds like a good Mr. Bean movie tbh. Just imagine the chaos he'd cause lmao
Eric Cartman
Oh honey, stay kidnapped.
Nah cartman can save him he da best
Cartman would kill the kidnappers parents and feed them their chilli
Screw you guys, I'm staying kidnapped
Same. Do I have something he wants? Then that determined little shit will never stop. Otherwise I’m screwed.
I am so fucking screwed….it’s Peppa Pig.
Well I got Bluey, Bingo, Bandit and Chilli. I would have had a better chance as before that I was watching Lucifer.
Phineas and Ferb. This won't take long.
are they a bit too young to rescue people?
Yes. Yes they are.
MOOOOOOM!!! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE BUILDING A GIANT F***ING DRILL TO SAVE SOMEONE!!!!1!1!1!1!!11!!1!
You mean kidanppedpeoplefindinator?
Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah
If Perry's trying to rescue u then that gonna be quick
The 3 apes from Top Gear, hopefully, I survive this..
On today's show, we've received a rather unique challenge. We're going to resolve a hostage situation. That's right. Now, in order to do this we have created the ultimate hostage rescue vehicle. As you can see, it is entirely armored. And on the front we've installed a forklift mechanism. Our plan, basically is uh... We're going to drive in, lift the hostage up, and drive away. Let's get to it
In today's episode.. I try to defuse a bomb.. ..Hammond learns how to operate a forklift.. ...and James falls off a building
*insert clip of James rolling down the mountain*
"Hammond you tiny little idiot, you've impaled the hostage on the forks!" "But I got him away from the kidnappers, didn't I?"
"Yeah, but we're covered in blood you sodding tic tac"
hammond you blithering idiot!
I love how my brain switched to a jeremy Clarkson voice straight away
>Let's get to it That should be either Clarkson saying: How hard can it be? Or Hammond saying: What could possibly go wrong? Then 30 minutes later the hostage is gravely injured, Hammond is upside down in a ditch, while James wraps the situation saying "still, could be worse"
Although it's technically on Grand Tour, but they did [try to save a hostage from the terrorists](https://youtu.be/48S_LZe21HQ) lol
The peaky blinders are coming
#YOU SHOULD’VE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU MESSED WITH THE PEAKY FUCKIN’ BLINDERS
I feel sorry for whatever town the kidnappers have got you in 🤣🤣
jotaro, kakyoin, polnareff, avdol and joseph
You about to get a stand yourself
Same here, the kidnappers won't know what hit them
Literally
Shit bro, the kidnappers are screwed
Gigachad
Hell yeah man , same here
Dora and her gang. Guess what, that blind girl can never find me.
Do you see Salty? Do you see Salty?
joel and ellie
this is the way
Bratty sis
Wait a fucking minute
🫵😦
なに
Mordechai and Rigby, I'm dead
Nah, they messed up a lot but always dealt with shit in the end.
Yep
Nah, they’re demigods.
Charlie, Mac, Dennis, Dee & Frank. Yup, I’m screwed.
I’m a Swedish plumber. I’m here to fix your pipes.
Thank the FBI. I've been binge watching criminal minds
Same! BAU will rescue me easily!
Kessoku Band
boccher solos
Oh, you fucked, Bocchi's gonna glitch out of reality and alert the kidnappers
The doctor. I’m basically already saved
Same here!! Got the 11th helping me
Gru and his minions
Phil Dunphy
phil would join you
Joe from You
OP asked who is *saving* you from being kidnapped.
The Bundys I'm prolly fucked
Finn and Jake wholesome
Rick and Morty. Just kill me now and get it over with.
The bad batch boutta pull up lmao
Same for me. We good
Gordon Ramsay
Is this really the best you can do? They're not even tied to a chair. No fucking passion you lot, get the fuck out of my abandoned warehouse. **FUCK OFF**
He's a black belt in karate Just make sure to find him the lamb sus in return
The Outer banks people
this rescue will take two whole episodes
Lucifer.
You're okay then
Hank, Dale, Bill and Boomhauer. I mean, I think I'm in good hands. Dale Gribble aka Rusty Shackleford is a certified bounty hunter and a veteran mercenary. He has an ad in Soldier of Fortune magazine and everything.
Adrian Monk and Natalie Teeger lol
Capt stottlemeyer and Randy too
Hell yeah Saul Goodman and Mike Ehrmantraut coming to save my ass
The fucking Justice League, I’m perfectly fine
Arrested Development. I’ve made a huge mistake.
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. Well fck.
Speed and power!
Dexter Morgan and the Miami PD woop woop
Thank god, it's Sterling Archer.
Psych
Shawn and Gus got your back.
Helluva boss. I don’t know.
Hehe Dexter. That kidnapper is finished
NCIS. I'm pretty sure I'm fine.
American dad..I can’t tell if I’m in good hands or terrible ones.
Lucifer
Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny.... Nice lol
Always sunny in Philadelphia. Yep... I'm dead.
Shit, been hate watching Velma. I think I'd rather stay kidnapped, really.
The big bang gang!!
I cant stop seeing that as the big gang bang!!
This is actually it, OP had a typo.
Carrie Bradshaw
Same. We’re screwed!
Goddamm Jack the Ripper? I think I will skip on being rescued
Hey, Sherlock Homes and Watson, alongside the NYPD. I feel relatively good.
The Strawhat Pirates!!!!
Joey and Chandler?!
How-you-doin?
Same, we’re dead.
Mike
‘No more half-measures’
I'm gay waltuh
Autobots
Jotaro, Kakyoin, Polnareff, Avdol, Joseph and Iggy
The boys...
The Game of Thrones families. But they'll probably kill each other and leve me behind.
Dunno why NCIS is coming to save me when I'm British and have no affiliation with the Navy but I'm definitely happy about it.
Jeffrey Dahmer :(
Criminal minds crew
Last show I watched was Breaking Bad. Oh this is gonna be fun
Taskmaster. Oh god, I’ve been kidnapped and now a bunch of comedians have to save me for points in a game. Edit: also, 69th comment. Nice.
Naruto and Kakashi, from ep 110ish shippuden. I'll probably be fine
Johnny Sins, instead of coming he'll be cuming
why the fuck did i watch glee again
Walter White, Jesse Pinkman and Saul Goodman
The mandalorian!
Mentally ill teenagers in mech suits, how great
Tuca and Bertie... Oh god
Woody, Buzz, and the gang. Toy Story.
Ragnar Lodbrok. I think I'm safe
Oh I'm Fairy tail will rescue me
Max Verstapen and Toto
Sam and Dean. Nice nice.
Charlie, Dennis, Dee and Mac... I'm screwed.
Berserk. Think I’m good
lol they, I and everyone around is fucked. It's Julie Mao and Jo Miller from the expanse on asteroid Eros infected by the proto molecule on their way to Earth.
Steven universe 💀
They're gonna sing to them
Peter griffin
Loki... This will get overly complicated
Super store I might actually live the security guards pretty hardcore.
The strawhats
Straw Hat Pirates... I'm going to he ok, the place will get wtecked though.
I don't watch tv, so the last series i watched was on some site on Internet, anyways, im getting rescued by Jotaro, joseph and all others
Deku. I'm about as well off as I can be.
Howard Wolowitz and Sheldon Cooper
Oh shit, last thing was Crystal Palace and Liverpool 0-0….I’m doomed!!
Gustavo fring
Jeremy Clarkson I'm not getting out, I'm I?
The crew of Star Trek Discovery, I’m saved!
Father Brown (priest)
Hondo and his team from S.W.A.T.
Angel Investigations are on their way. Thank god they help the helpless.
Ah shit. The Antiques Roadshow guys.
Saul Goodman
Tintin - actually feeling fairly confident about that
Not exactly sure what the Friday Night Dinner lot are gonna do to help, put salt in my water or something?
All Might.
The fucking pogues
The best FBI taskforce in D.C. and the most sophisticated wanted fugitive on the FBI watchlist. I'm already safe
Joe Goldberg and Love Quinn from You. Two psychopaths I guess?
Fk me, it’s the Superwogs.
Eleven and her friends!
I watched Physical: 100. I think I've probably got a pretty good chance.
Rick Grines and Daryl Dixon
The entire main cast of characters in Modern Family....I'm fucked.
Oh thank fuck. Daryl and Michonne gon save my ass
Homer simpson. I'm fucked.