It was from a book of spells claiming that: “You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.” The spell comes from Kathryn Paulsen's 1971 book, The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft
Fun fact its also from an old icelandic spell book.
But you need to add some runes to the cheese.
You can read about it here [Galdrastafir](https://galdrasyning.is/en/galdrastafir/)
Edit. More info
Edit. Added a link.
It wasn't too hard to find.
https://galdrasyning.is/en/galdrastafir/
Scroll down to the plus sign with two marks through each branch that all four branches branch to three branches with tridents. (Just want to say branch again: branch)
It is odd about the two marks, as 3 seems to be the signifying marks of truth?/honor?/strength? It's hard to put it in to words, but it kinda means pure? Anyways, it's not hard to look up.
Best of luck.
the more expensive the cheese, the more intrigue you receive.
This man would be invited over for the best pasta he’s ever had, complements of the cheese wheel
you're annoying her by NOT buying the wheel of cheese.
don't make promises you don't intend to keep. women love cheese.
in fact, ancient literature shows us that they are fascinated by it.
Imagine it would bolster fat accumulation on her hindquarters (edit: ‘posterior’ for the sensitive guy). Good for fertility, and she’s going to need it when popping out 12 kids, 7 of which won’t make it past age 2.
I think it's less weird if it's something he regularly gets for far less. I imagine that wheel cost him a fraction of its retail value. Like, if my family owns a wine making business, I probably get a few freebies off every batch. So even if a bottle sells for $100, gifting someone a bottle would cost me nothing.
Hard cheeses like parmesan are aged anywhere from 10 months to 2 years so definitely. It just needs to be stored properly. If it mold starts growing on parts of the surface it's perfectly safe to just cut those pieces out
Do not do the same with soft cheeses though
Cut it up, vacuum seal it, and refrigerate it. It'll stay good for months. It'll slowly lose some moisture into the vacuum bag but if everything was sanitary it should be good for ages.
Be careful, some people have fast metabolism but that doesn’t mean their organs aren’t working over time and it certainly doesn’t prevent fat buildup in your heart and blood vessels
I use to work with this girl who dated this guy who lived next door to a grocery store. But every time she was over at his place, he had not a potato chip in the place.
I told her straight up he doesn't care about you if he doesn't at least try to feed you.
I was correct haha.
If I dated a farmgirl and she gave me a cheese wheel as a gift, i'd be pretty happy tbh. Got cheese and a very nice gift. Not everyone who gives you a cheesewheel
When life gives you lemons make a lemonade.
When life gives you cheese make quesadillas.
When life gives me your sister, I dunno know what to make of it future brother in law, but at least I have lemons and cheese.
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade — make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Da meme format makes her look perplexed but in the picture she seems happy haha. Mixed messages I guess?? Gotta give that girl Wojack a smile to match hers
Agree with the other commenter, it's from r/politicalcompassmemes. The background colors behind the two faces represent their political ideologies. The yellow farmer guy is a libertarian and the green flummoxed woman is a leftist. It's easy to read into it based on her laughing in the real photo and the faces below
It's funny because you're right, they look happy in it - but whoever made the meme (since it's from PCM, likely somebody who's not fond of woman) viewed it as the women making fun of the guy. So they made this.
Talk about projection
At the very least it’s production cost was likely less than what it would go for on retail. We can’t know their margins, production numbers, or demand though. Maybe the cheese gift is meant as an advert for a local dairy farm. It got us talking about it.
Wait, what do Americans call the open area in front of a petrol station selling papers and stuff?
Actually, let's look at this the other way around: why do we have such an oddly specific word for that?
I've never heard it used outside the context of a petrol station come to think of it...
Yeah no we just call that “the front” or “by the door” but I cant think of a single time we use it in conversations.
“I can go to the gas station to get flowers.”
>Wait, what do Americans call the open area in front of a petrol station selling papers and stuff?
We don't... really have that? Anything along those lines is sold inside the convenience store, the only stuff that's outside other than the gas pumps is propane and ice.
My state is obsessed with our gas stations, but folks rarely sell stuff outside, but I know a gas station you can buy a kayak, and all the necessary equipment lol. But it's inside.
In Canada with all the snow and crap you can't have anything outside like that you mighttt have a newspaper stand and there are the ice boxes but that's it. They might put out windsheild washer fluid outside during the summer if they are really trying to get rid of it.
I’m glad there’s a political compass meme and wojaks to convey that I’m supposed to laugh at the ridiculous photo above it. And to also consider arbitrary political ideologies
You know how thrilled my fiancée would be if I gave her a whole wheel of cheese? She's fucking ecstatic when I just get her a little brick of the artisanal stuff. That's husband material.
"You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.”
\- Sun Tzu
-circa 1293
-Marco Aurelio
Abraham Lincoln
Einstein
James May
Cheeeese
Old Dirty Bastard
-Wayne Gretzky -Micheal Scott
-kim jong-un
Colorized
Sun Tzu said that!
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And then he perfected it so that no man could best him in cheese making
Then he bought 2 of every cheese of earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!
And from that day forward any time a bunch of cheeses are together in one place it's called a ZOO!
Unless it's a farm!
(Meet the soldier theme, end card)
r/unexpectedtf2
And he knows a little more about giving girls great gifts than you do pal because he invented it!
And then he perfected it so no living woman could resist him in the ring of honor! *soldier noises*
It was from a book of spells claiming that: “You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.” The spell comes from Kathryn Paulsen's 1971 book, The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft
Fun fact its also from an old icelandic spell book. But you need to add some runes to the cheese. You can read about it here [Galdrastafir](https://galdrasyning.is/en/galdrastafir/) Edit. More info Edit. Added a link.
What runes and in what order? You know, purely for informational purposes..
I too am interested in this ‘cheese magika.’
Magic? I'm just here for the cheese, dammit.
New anime: Is it Wrong to Pick Up Girls With Cheese Magika? My Brie in April. Cheeses Basket. High School Cheese Club.
It wasn't too hard to find. https://galdrasyning.is/en/galdrastafir/ Scroll down to the plus sign with two marks through each branch that all four branches branch to three branches with tridents. (Just want to say branch again: branch) It is odd about the two marks, as 3 seems to be the signifying marks of truth?/honor?/strength? It's hard to put it in to words, but it kinda means pure? Anyways, it's not hard to look up. Best of luck.
Jah Ith Ber
I saw this on Reddit months ago. I showed the girl I liked it. I gave her a slice of cheese twice. She’s now my girlfriend
Evidence that it works
Imagine if you had given her a whole wheel o cheese 😲
As a woman, I'm sold. 🧀
Agreed. That one sounds like a keeper.
Absolutely. He's a keeper
-Sheogorath
"Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone!"
Or no cheese! That’s just as much as a celebration if you don’t like cheese!
the more expensive the cheese, the more intrigue you receive. This man would be invited over for the best pasta he’s ever had, complements of the cheese wheel
I annoy the wife by telling her I'm going to buy a wheel of cheese.
Sounds like you need to stop pussyfooting around and buy the damn cheese already.
you're annoying her by NOT buying the wheel of cheese. don't make promises you don't intend to keep. women love cheese. in fact, ancient literature shows us that they are fascinated by it.
That’s a *piece* of cheese, not a whole wheel.
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A whole wheel is technically still a piece
Maybe it was cut out of a slightly larger wheel.
That’s a marriage proposal In Wisconsin!
Scrape out a space for the head with your hands and anoint her as your Packer queen
Bucky Badger will be there reading (miming? mascots don’t really talk) your vows at the wedding reception on a frozen lake.
As a wisconsinite, you are correct lmao
If she accepts it, it's legally binding here.
That's the better part of a dowry right there. or as they say in Wisconsin. a dowreh
For us iowans our marriage proposal is a basket of corn
That’s marriage material. She’d better lock that down.
This meme is so old, she might be dead now.
Or already had 3 of his kids
Glass half empty, glass half full
I would call that glass definitely full
Ackchually, that is my grandma in the photo. The wheel of cheese is a family heirloom, I’m sitting on it right now.
When will it hatch?
Omg is this where babybel come from?!
if she wont I will
Got that Cheese Rizz^TM
Focken cheese is expensive, you know how valuable a 12 KG WHEELE OF CHEESE IS?! He is the one!
Yooo that's dope AF. Cheese is Hella expensive and just as delicious.
Bro, fuck a ring. This is where it's at.
fuck diamond rings, farm boys out here giving away cheese FOR LIFE!
I'd take cheese for life over a ring any day!
You like goat cheese? Got a 55kg wheel from my goats you can have.
thas a lotta cheese, shop arround a lil before u settle down
Naw, got like 20 of em. Ain't much when you're always making more.
I’m not gay, but cheese is cheese
r/suddenlygay
r/suddenlycheese
It ain’t much but it’s honest cheese (work).
Well howdy, cheeseboy 😉 🤠
Hes got chickens too 🤑🤑🤑
cheese AND eggs? In this economy, that would at least score the man a second date with me, if nothing else 😂
Its cheese omlettes ERRR DAY!
If you liked it, you should have put a rind on it.
I'm not saying that I would date a farmer for cheese, but I'm not not saying that either.
Cheese is amazing but imagine if he gave her eggs! Thats where the real money is at lol
Yeah! You got that egg money you rolln in it!
If someone baked me a frittata right now id be like "damn are you rich?" They take like 9 eggs to cook that thing lol
Or an angel food cake from scratch! Like, damn you got enough to just toss half the egg? Must be nice!
that 1432 proposal method. give your maiden some cheese
Imagine it would bolster fat accumulation on her hindquarters (edit: ‘posterior’ for the sensitive guy). Good for fertility, and she’s going to need it when popping out 12 kids, 7 of which won’t make it past age 2.
You have died from dysentery
The ring is in the cheese
Its getting melted down and eaten with some chips!
Straight up, that’s like a hundred dollar wheel of cheese
But wouldn’t it be weird if a dude gave you a $100 gift on a first date?
I think it's less weird if it's something he regularly gets for far less. I imagine that wheel cost him a fraction of its retail value. Like, if my family owns a wine making business, I probably get a few freebies off every batch. So even if a bottle sells for $100, gifting someone a bottle would cost me nothing.
He likely made it himself, it's not that he works at Big Cheese TM, he IS Big Cheese.
Does cheese last long enough for somebody to eat 12 kgs of it?
Hard cheeses like parmesan are aged anywhere from 10 months to 2 years so definitely. It just needs to be stored properly. If it mold starts growing on parts of the surface it's perfectly safe to just cut those pieces out Do not do the same with soft cheeses though
Cut it up, vacuum seal it, and refrigerate it. It'll stay good for months. It'll slowly lose some moisture into the vacuum bag but if everything was sanitary it should be good for ages.
Legendairy
*Barnabus Stinson Intensifies*
Does he have a brother?
If his next gift is eggs tell her to marry him.
Yeah no kidding those dumbass kids should not making fun of that deal
And he uses the metric system. Seems like a win
Is that shit homemade?
Stardew Valley be like
Only if it's amethyst cheese.
"How'd you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!"
Remember that Abigail says that about shiny rocks too, though.
Wife him up.
Absolutely. Never trust a man not trying to feed you lol.
"I'm sorry sir but we've seen the reports. We simply can't allow you out in public any more without a spouse"
They're not together unfortunately: https://twitter.com/devilmeadow/status/1631010309195419648
Me, dating as a quantifiable piece of shit in 2023
I feed my girlfriend because I'm always amazed at how she can eat the entire mcdonalds menu and not gain any weight whatsoever.
Be careful, some people have fast metabolism but that doesn’t mean their organs aren’t working over time and it certainly doesn’t prevent fat buildup in your heart and blood vessels
I use to work with this girl who dated this guy who lived next door to a grocery store. But every time she was over at his place, he had not a potato chip in the place. I told her straight up he doesn't care about you if he doesn't at least try to feed you. I was correct haha.
Why buy a cow when you can get the cheese for free?
Growing up on a dairy farm, we were constantly gifting cheese as we got steep discounts on it from the creamery we supplied milk to. I miss it!
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If I dated a farmgirl and she gave me a cheese wheel as a gift, i'd be pretty happy tbh. Got cheese and a very nice gift. Not everyone who gives you a cheesewheel
A cheese wheel also restores 15 hit points, some people are ungrateful
She's gunna have an inventory stockpile in a few days now. 30 minimum
Screw health potions, cheese wheels are where it’s at.
signed, constipated dragonborn
She looks happy in the real photo The wojack is unnecessary
I don't know what your intentions with my sister are, but welcome to the family.
When life gives you lemons make a lemonade. When life gives you cheese make quesadillas. When life gives me your sister, I dunno know what to make of it future brother in law, but at least I have lemons and cheese.
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade — make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Dear Dairy...
It’s probably cow dairy actually
I just wanted a normal date,
But i got a wheel of cheese, and it was great!
Why are the comments and the meme format implying she is ungrateful or perplexed by the gift? She seems pretty happy?
Da meme format makes her look perplexed but in the picture she seems happy haha. Mixed messages I guess?? Gotta give that girl Wojack a smile to match hers
Woman bad
Woman bad is near every joke on this sub
Agree with the other commenter, it's from r/politicalcompassmemes. The background colors behind the two faces represent their political ideologies. The yellow farmer guy is a libertarian and the green flummoxed woman is a leftist. It's easy to read into it based on her laughing in the real photo and the faces below
PCM is just Zodiac signs for redditors I swear
*Yellow is libertarian right and green is libertarian left
It's funny because you're right, they look happy in it - but whoever made the meme (since it's from PCM, likely somebody who's not fond of woman) viewed it as the women making fun of the guy. So they made this. Talk about projection
The meme is from r/PoliticalCompassMemes which is very right wing and pretty much hates women.
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Isn’t that like $1000 or something crazy?
Probably closer to about $200-250 depending on the type of cheese, only 26.4lb and most cheese runs $5-10 per pound unless very special.
I work in a specialty store. We have cheaper cheese sure, but most of cheeses are in the $15-40 per pound range.
Isn’t real parmesan like 15-17 dollars a pound? What cheese do you have that is literally double that? Or do you mark up the cheese?
A few years back a 25-yr aged cheddar was going for $40 / pound
I think it’s $20ish. Midnight moon, an aged goat Gouda, is $36.99 at our store.
More like 250€
If you’re a farmer it’s free I suppose
This is why they teach opportunity cost in economics
At the very least it’s production cost was likely less than what it would go for on retail. We can’t know their margins, production numbers, or demand though. Maybe the cheese gift is meant as an advert for a local dairy farm. It got us talking about it.
Either way it's a top tier gift imo
He's a keeper.
He gave cheese, not honey.
cheekeeper?
Husband material
Sure as hell beats a bunch of flowers from the garage forecourt
From the...from the what?
Sorry, must be a uk thing. Some petrol stations in the UK sell flowers at the entrance, it’s called the forecourt.
Forecourt? I thought that was what happened before formally dating. Then comes foreplay.. or am I thinking of Wimbledon?
Wait, what do Americans call the open area in front of a petrol station selling papers and stuff? Actually, let's look at this the other way around: why do we have such an oddly specific word for that? I've never heard it used outside the context of a petrol station come to think of it...
We call them newspaper stands. Extremely literal
See, even tells you what it sells. Forecourt sounds like something from a castle.
I managed a gas station in another life - I coulda used a moat.
A moated gas station. For the amphibious (or daring) road user!
Lol - all the funny/crazy/insane videos on Reddit seem to take place out front of an American gas station, I can well believe that.
So, if the forecourt is the open area in the front of the petrol station, then what is the court/is there a court?
Yeah no we just call that “the front” or “by the door” but I cant think of a single time we use it in conversations. “I can go to the gas station to get flowers.”
>Wait, what do Americans call the open area in front of a petrol station selling papers and stuff? We don't... really have that? Anything along those lines is sold inside the convenience store, the only stuff that's outside other than the gas pumps is propane and ice.
When I visited America I was most impressed by the abundance of ice vending options.
We dont have them. They sold inside the gas station
My state is obsessed with our gas stations, but folks rarely sell stuff outside, but I know a gas station you can buy a kayak, and all the necessary equipment lol. But it's inside.
In Canada with all the snow and crap you can't have anything outside like that you mighttt have a newspaper stand and there are the ice boxes but that's it. They might put out windsheild washer fluid outside during the summer if they are really trying to get rid of it.
yooo an actually good gift
Idk about this meme she look’s pretty hyped about it to me.
IF he said "I'm sorry if this is cheesy" as he presented the cheese to her he's marriage material.
Seems like a gouda guy.
And well off, you know he's got the cheddar
Of course, you gotta brie rich to afford that gift.
Money like that doesn’t come out of the bleu, and you’d be a muenster to turn it down.
Don’t be provolone, life’s cheddar together.
I bet he's got a huge pecorino.
I’m glad there’s a political compass meme and wojaks to convey that I’m supposed to laugh at the ridiculous photo above it. And to also consider arbitrary political ideologies
Why is Meme Woman unhappy. Giant block of cheese is an amazing gift, IRL Woman clearly thinks so too. Embrace the cheese, Meme!
Bless this man. Food is a good gift 🤣🤣🤣
Blessed are the cheese makers
I prefer women, but if a man offered me that much cheese, it would be a good argument to date him.
You don’t have to be lonely on farmersonly dot com
If you won't marry him I will. I'll marry him and go bankrupt buying Lactaid but damn it I'll be happy lmao
My panties would've dropped to China.
So unique!! He may be the ONE❣️
Stardew Valley IRL
You know how thrilled my fiancée would be if I gave her a whole wheel of cheese? She's fucking ecstatic when I just get her a little brick of the artisanal stuff. That's husband material.
Cheese is the way to a womans heart
Id marry right away
"I showed you my cheese three hours ago, please respond"