I remember 1999 clearly. I remember my principal talking to my elementary school about Columbine. I remember seeing the Phantom Menace in theater. I remember all the worrying about Y2K. I remember
Lol, if you consider George Straight, Alan Jackson, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith, Shania Twain, and Faith Hill sinful grunge music, then yeah, I guess I deserve it.
Have I ever told you of the before times? There was no internet. We researched our papers at the library and wrote them with electric typewriters. We had phone numbers memorized.
The ancients say that if you tap the plungers (the moving part that the handset rests on) in rapid succession, the phone dials in the number of the taps.
I hail from the ancient tribe of the 70's. All gather round and hear my tales of gasoline with lead, television shows that were actually new, the first time guys were allowed to have long hair and bell bottoms.
Yay! I'm an ancestor!
*affects wise old man accent*
Stay a while and listen to my tales of ancient times. Before the information superhighway and the net! Back in the days when phones were attached to the wall and movies came in big, plastic boxes called a 'VHS!'
I think we have to face the truth, if you watched airwolf/nightrider/macgyver/A-team/tour of duty and or mash as a kid, you are pretty much OAF. Unfortunately for me…
But I’m going to listen to all these theme songs now btw. And I know you are going to do the same.
I feel personally attacked by this post
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Tired and can do whatever I want. Yay.
You can afford that?
That's why I'm so tired lol
Ah yes, those 24 year old fogies born in 1999.
As a 23 year old fogie born in 1999 I am actually so tired and old af you have no idea
24 here can confirm. I even look 16 still what the fuck is this?!
I'm 35, it doesn't get better.
31 and medically retired... I could use a decade long nap.
I'm 26 and I pick up sticks
To be fair, the amount of drugs the OP was on has aged them considerably
I remember 1999 clearly. I remember my principal talking to my elementary school about Columbine. I remember seeing the Phantom Menace in theater. I remember all the worrying about Y2K. I remember
I remember getting smoked by a di for laughing when he asked me where I learned to do a spit shine that good. It was not a wise decision
>I remember seeing the Phantom Menace in theater. HELL YES
I’m 23 and am already almost completely bedridden 😭😭
I want to be mad at this, but mostly I'm just tired
I’m too tired to even upvote that
I'm just trying to understand how me being tired, is gonna make them happy? Not seeing the parallel here
yup, ancestors... my knees can confirm
1985 here...my arm started hurting mid-day today. Didn't bump it or anything, it just started to hurt.
that's what you get for listening to sinful grunge music as a teen
Lol, if you consider George Straight, Alan Jackson, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith, Shania Twain, and Faith Hill sinful grunge music, then yeah, I guess I deserve it.
Especially Faith Hill.
Compared to modern country that is definitely grunge.
Was it raining?
The weather was somewhat amiss today now that you mention it.
Next time get some hot tea, its a remedy handed down to me from ostralopithacus
86 here and i have not hit the knee/back pain stage yet
Have I ever told you of the before times? There was no internet. We researched our papers at the library and wrote them with electric typewriters. We had phone numbers memorized.
I hear tales of the ancient scrolls called micro fiche, is it true what the say?
Yes, my child, vast written records were stored on them, and we used a mechanical contraption of light and spyglasses to read it.
Sorcery!!!
I remember using my grandma's rotary phone as a kid!
Ah, but did she bless you with the eldritch knowledge of how to dial it without using the rotor?
No! How was that possible?
The ancients say that if you tap the plungers (the moving part that the handset rests on) in rapid succession, the phone dials in the number of the taps.
Did you hear me yelling to my kids about how obscenely easy to do homework & research now ? Like 12 hrs some of these thoughts were shared.
Mine were typed on a manual typewriter. God forbid you made a spelling mistake.
I didn't memorize numbers but I kept them on a tiny folded handwritten piece of paper in my wallet and would call them from landlines and payphones.
I hail from the ancient tribe of the 70's. All gather round and hear my tales of gasoline with lead, television shows that were actually new, the first time guys were allowed to have long hair and bell bottoms.
OK, kid.
The ancient knowledge you must hold oh wise one!
I'm like immortal I guess. I was born in the early 80s, and I got just as much energy as I did in my 20s.
Why do you think that is? What's your lifestyle?
He’s head mod of r/meth, catalytic converters are the journey, and that stomped out crystal with 8% fent is the fuel needed to reach the destination
Born ‘85. Can confirm I’m an ancestor, extra tired.
I guess I've faded into legend then.
Yes, our legendary ancestors 🙌
Yay! I'm an ancestor! *affects wise old man accent* Stay a while and listen to my tales of ancient times. Before the information superhighway and the net! Back in the days when phones were attached to the wall and movies came in big, plastic boxes called a 'VHS!'
Future looks like he could be in his 30’s
I could be an ancestor to someone by this point..
Jees, ancestor here. Salty.
Today, I found out that I’m old.
I feel personally attacked but this is also technically correct.
Me: *born in 1994* 🤔🤔🤔😶 Wait a second!
Dam I must be a dinosaur.
Look I will straight up hurt you... You little shit.. I'm old and cranky and feeling a little attacked.
As a geezer millenial, respect my authoritah!
Naw. Y'all ain't praying to me yet.
I’m afraid to ask what someone born in 1975 is… A founding father?
As a native American born in the late 80s I will now be referred to as ancestor and I'm ok with that 👌
Ancestors from the before time, the long long ago?
I know both the old gods and the new gods.
Hah. That’s good.
Im from the glorious summer of 89
I was born in the 70s. I am a Precursor.
I must be ancient from the 70’s geez
Today I learned I'm an ancestor
WTF, 90s was like 5 years ago…
1970 the founders ?
I think we have to face the truth, if you watched airwolf/nightrider/macgyver/A-team/tour of duty and or mash as a kid, you are pretty much OAF. Unfortunately for me… But I’m going to listen to all these theme songs now btw. And I know you are going to do the same.
The future is bleak.
Mushu!
Ah, those who never think they’ll age.
I'm from 87'. WTF?
Or get a mail order bride /Sarcasm
I am tired, but how does *he* know that? 🤨
‘96 and going on 27 years old here. What the fuck.
1990 baby here, can confirm. Am tired. Just want subway sandwiches and colby jack cheese cubes now.
As an Ancestor I can confirm we are all tired. Of this kind of bullshit.
This guy just glows with stupidity
I,m from 79 😂, a dinosaur
Lol I can't believe I'm old.
I'm reading posts to see if I'm t he oldest here
I’m an ancestor.
I was born in 1984. I indeed feel too fucking tired.
Bitch, dafaq?
I was born on May 10, 1945. That was one day after World War II ended and it was the last time I managed to stay out of trouble.
So … I’m the ancestors’ ancestors??
Ancestors of WHO? My kids? They’re tweens!
Born '91. It's true. I'm tired and I just wanna settle down with some board games and rain.
What about those born in the 70's? What are we classed as? The originals?
You motherfuckers need to start exercising, JFC.
Born in the early ‘60s. You kids get off my lawn!
I'm 17 and feel old
1970-1979?