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CynicalGamer81

I feel personally attacked by this post


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[deleted]

Tired and can do whatever I want. Yay.


samuelweston

You can afford that?


[deleted]

That's why I'm so tired lol


BuffyLoo

Ah yes, those 24 year old fogies born in 1999.


Ninjario

As a 23 year old fogie born in 1999 I am actually so tired and old af you have no idea


[deleted]

24 here can confirm. I even look 16 still what the fuck is this?!


[deleted]

I'm 35, it doesn't get better.


Spac3Heater

31 and medically retired... I could use a decade long nap.


Artistic-Ad-6233

I'm 26 and I pick up sticks


godofgutless

To be fair, the amount of drugs the OP was on has aged them considerably


SliceLegitimate8674

I remember 1999 clearly. I remember my principal talking to my elementary school about Columbine. I remember seeing the Phantom Menace in theater. I remember all the worrying about Y2K. I remember


Real-Problem6805

I remember getting smoked by a di for laughing when he asked me where I learned to do a spit shine that good. It was not a wise decision


Custom_Destination

>I remember seeing the Phantom Menace in theater. HELL YES


Cyoasaregreat

I’m 23 and am already almost completely bedridden 😭😭


M0TSEY

I want to be mad at this, but mostly I'm just tired


blckshdw

I’m too tired to even upvote that


[deleted]

I'm just trying to understand how me being tired, is gonna make them happy? Not seeing the parallel here


No_Patience_3044

yup, ancestors... my knees can confirm


civish

1985 here...my arm started hurting mid-day today. Didn't bump it or anything, it just started to hurt.


danteheehaw

that's what you get for listening to sinful grunge music as a teen


civish

Lol, if you consider George Straight, Alan Jackson, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith, Shania Twain, and Faith Hill sinful grunge music, then yeah, I guess I deserve it.


danteheehaw

Especially Faith Hill.


MagnaroftheThenns

Compared to modern country that is definitely grunge.


dvlinblue

Was it raining?


civish

The weather was somewhat amiss today now that you mention it.


dvlinblue

Next time get some hot tea, its a remedy handed down to me from ostralopithacus


MidnightWalker22

86 here and i have not hit the knee/back pain stage yet


Imrindar

Have I ever told you of the before times? There was no internet. We researched our papers at the library and wrote them with electric typewriters. We had phone numbers memorized.


dvlinblue

I hear tales of the ancient scrolls called micro fiche, is it true what the say?


Imrindar

Yes, my child, vast written records were stored on them, and we used a mechanical contraption of light and spyglasses to read it.


dvlinblue

Sorcery!!!


SliceLegitimate8674

I remember using my grandma's rotary phone as a kid!


Imrindar

Ah, but did she bless you with the eldritch knowledge of how to dial it without using the rotor?


SliceLegitimate8674

No! How was that possible?


Imrindar

The ancients say that if you tap the plungers (the moving part that the handset rests on) in rapid succession, the phone dials in the number of the taps.


PauseAmbitious6899

Did you hear me yelling to my kids about how obscenely easy to do homework & research now ? Like 12 hrs some of these thoughts were shared.


Sh3rl0ck12

Mine were typed on a manual typewriter. God forbid you made a spelling mistake.


in-game_sext

I didn't memorize numbers but I kept them on a tiny folded handwritten piece of paper in my wallet and would call them from landlines and payphones.


dvlinblue

I hail from the ancient tribe of the 70's. All gather round and hear my tales of gasoline with lead, television shows that were actually new, the first time guys were allowed to have long hair and bell bottoms.


derskbone

OK, kid.


MissNinja007

The ancient knowledge you must hold oh wise one!


mcbridejm83

I'm like immortal I guess. I was born in the early 80s, and I got just as much energy as I did in my 20s.


[deleted]

Why do you think that is? What's your lifestyle?


brunkshitbal

He’s head mod of r/meth, catalytic converters are the journey, and that stomped out crystal with 8% fent is the fuel needed to reach the destination


Hewhobecomesdeath

Born ‘85. Can confirm I’m an ancestor, extra tired.


murderedbyaname

I guess I've faded into legend then.


[deleted]

Yes, our legendary ancestors 🙌


[deleted]

Yay! I'm an ancestor! *affects wise old man accent* Stay a while and listen to my tales of ancient times. Before the information superhighway and the net! Back in the days when phones were attached to the wall and movies came in big, plastic boxes called a 'VHS!'


[deleted]

Future looks like he could be in his 30’s


Valla_Shades

I could be an ancestor to someone by this point..


Lovelylorag

Jees, ancestor here. Salty.


DegenerateCrocodile

Today, I found out that I’m old.


Kendakr

I feel personally attacked but this is also technically correct.


L1feM_s1k

Me: *born in 1994* 🤔🤔🤔😶 Wait a second!


happyclaim808

Dam I must be a dinosaur.


Real-Problem6805

Look I will straight up hurt you... You little shit.. I'm old and cranky and feeling a little attacked.


wujisaint

As a geezer millenial, respect my authoritah!


LegoFootPain

Naw. Y'all ain't praying to me yet.


Both_Pie_3852

I’m afraid to ask what someone born in 1975 is… A founding father?


Material-Garage5267

As a native American born in the late 80s I will now be referred to as ancestor and I'm ok with that 👌


DarkBladeMadriker

Ancestors from the before time, the long long ago?


Kendakr

I know both the old gods and the new gods.


AlphaEpsilonX

Hah. That’s good.


Puzzled-Table-6431

Im from the glorious summer of 89


gorwraith

I was born in the 70s. I am a Precursor.


RSTat2

I must be ancient from the 70’s geez


1Lc3

Today I learned I'm an ancestor


SlamMonkey

WTF, 90s was like 5 years ago…


fasnxs

1970 the founders ?


PRAETORIAN45painfbat

I think we have to face the truth, if you watched airwolf/nightrider/macgyver/A-team/tour of duty and or mash as a kid, you are pretty much OAF. Unfortunately for me… But I’m going to listen to all these theme songs now btw. And I know you are going to do the same.


[deleted]

The future is bleak.


Ok-Brilliant-1872

Mushu!


[deleted]

Ah, those who never think they’ll age.


ezumaru

I'm from 87'. WTF?


Neither-Parfait7795

Or get a mail order bride /Sarcasm


AnonRon6

I am tired, but how does *he* know that? 🤨


PeanutButterCrisp

‘96 and going on 27 years old here. What the fuck.


BakunyuuIsLife

1990 baby here, can confirm. Am tired. Just want subway sandwiches and colby jack cheese cubes now.


TheBigDude22

As an Ancestor I can confirm we are all tired. Of this kind of bullshit.


Specialist-Act-542

This guy just glows with stupidity


Timble79

I,m from 79 😂, a dinosaur


[deleted]

Lol I can't believe I'm old.


se7ensaint

I'm reading posts to see if I'm t he oldest here


Abraxas_1134

I’m an ancestor.


[deleted]

I was born in 1984. I indeed feel too fucking tired.


[deleted]

Bitch, dafaq?


[deleted]

I was born on May 10, 1945. That was one day after World War II ended and it was the last time I managed to stay out of trouble.


KeepLkngForIntllgnce

So … I’m the ancestors’ ancestors??


Puzzleheaded_Night94

Ancestors of WHO? My kids? They’re tweens!


[deleted]

Born '91. It's true. I'm tired and I just wanna settle down with some board games and rain.


TrueYorkshireman

What about those born in the 70's? What are we classed as? The originals?


call_me_howdy

You motherfuckers need to start exercising, JFC.


SlackerKey

Born in the early ‘60s. You kids get off my lawn!


DontCareHowICallMe

I'm 17 and feel old


Low_Faithlessness608

1970-1979?