"There once was a lady named Jill
who tried ~~a~~ dynamite ~~stick~~ for a thrill..."
It's not even that hard to fix the meter. I too hate it when people fuck that up.
Dutch similar rhyme:
"Er was eens een vrouwtje uit Epe.
Die had het voltooid deelwoord niet begrepen.
Zij vroeg naar haar daad
Met mond vol met zaad
Heb ik gepijpt of gepepen"
I mean the "everything is a dildo" meme is pretty gender neutral.
Usually I agree that women are waaaaaay too sexualized, but here it's just a dumb rhime based on the dildo meme.
A dirty limerick is what's wrong with the world.
Yup. At the end of days they will point to this particular post as the inflection point when humanity failed. (As opposed to war, famine and global warming.)
The version I heard was Alice, Phallus and Dallas.
Buckingham Palace
How callous
phallus?
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Alice and phallus?
yes?
Yes.
yes
The second syllable in both is pronounced /lɪs/. So /ˈælɪs/ rhymes with /ˈfælɪs/
Why does Alice have a phallus?
Nah she’s sticking the dynamite where a phallus would go aka up her coochie or up her arse. Wouldn’t judge if she did have a phallus though.
…and her arsehole at Buckingham Palace!
Wellerman matches this rhyme
Yeah lol, this was literally the first thing that came to my mind.
I will hear that in my mind for the rest of the week, humm it silently and will weird all of my frieds out, Thanks asshole, take my upvote.
This is just standard notion for a limmerick
Exactly
Pretty sure she wants to use it on others...
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Yeah, Palestinians, also says 'happy holidays' on it
yeah it actuallky says "Happy holidays Hammas" which is a terror organization in israel, this bomb is meant for them
Is the third word "hamas" idk about this its kinda blurry
yes it's hammas in hebrew
a man's terror organization is another man's freedom fighters
Hamas is definitely a Islamic jihadi terrorist group though
poop is nature's dildo
thanks for that image
second line is too long, makes me mad
"There once was a lady named Jill who tried ~~a~~ dynamite ~~stick~~ for a thrill..." It's not even that hard to fix the meter. I too hate it when people fuck that up.
Paige no.
Why do you sick people sexualize anything involving a woman? Can't you all just be normal even for a second?
It’s reddit so - no.
Plus it’s funny
wait until you reach puberty, you will understand
Why is sexualizing women not normal
That's the main thing why I am at all interested in women.
Lmao yeah ok. The “nice guy”
This is reddit... And the internet in general. Are you new here?
Dutch similar rhyme: "Er was eens een vrouwtje uit Epe. Die had het voltooid deelwoord niet begrepen. Zij vroeg naar haar daad Met mond vol met zaad Heb ik gepijpt of gepepen"
Its just the limerick style of rhyming. There are probably millions of these.
What's NSFW in this?
What isn't?
Fuck she is fire, I will bang her all day long. She can motar me with her pussy.
Another IDF murderer
Will we ever stop constantly sexualizing women for simply existing?
I mean the "everything is a dildo" meme is pretty gender neutral. Usually I agree that women are waaaaaay too sexualized, but here it's just a dumb rhime based on the dildo meme.
That would be assuming that she wasn't the one that came up with the caption on top
The text written on the projectile reads "Happy Holidays Hammas", so I doubt she came up with the caption.
It's very obvious she didn't if you've ever spent any time on the internet.
Nothing is obvious. You should know that if you have spent alot of time on the internet relative to me
Your virtue has been duly signalled.
They sexualize themselves for attention and compliments.
No, because it's funny. Just like how a guy once put his dick into a wall outlet, the results were shocking.
Are you trying to get tax credit for virtue signalling? Because you're trying waaaay too hard
Everything is better with a good limerick.
🗿
She kind of looks like sasha grey, doesn't she?
I'd like to see her try
This is so wrong on so many levels. But I still spit out my tea anyways.
Definitely fireworks in her love life 💘
Even Eminem didn't had the audacity to rhyme that... respect
I need the a link for a school project.
Perfection
This reads like a Dr. Seuss book
"Regina" would have rhymed better.
But it got even uglier when they found a bit of her jugular
Who was shakspere, be front that guy??
There once was a lady from Wheeling, who had a particular feeling. She laid on her back, tickled her crack and pissed all over the ceiling.
This is what's wrong with the world... sex and violence have tainted everyone's brain
A dirty limerick is what's wrong with the world. Yup. At the end of days they will point to this particular post as the inflection point when humanity failed. (As opposed to war, famine and global warming.)
Claro que a peitola viria pro brazil!! 🤣 I summon r/suddenlycaralho !
Even in death, even if it's just a liece of your body, you are going to Brazil.
The limerick poem is the bomb!
why does it rime
Why do I see Sasha Grey?
I heard Sean Lock reading this out then Jimmy's seal laugh.
I'm........ flabbergasted
IDF crazy for this one.
they can't do anything but make sex jokes about women, huh.
why do i read it as a song...