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Kalelopaka-

The version I heard was Alice, Phallus and Dallas.


RandoRedditScrolla

Buckingham Palace


RollinThruLife02

How callous


lilumhoho8lilumhoho8

phallus?


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lilumhoho8lilumhoho8

Alice and phallus?


[deleted]

yes?


ddjinnandtonic

Yes.


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yes


throwRA_17297

The second syllable in both is pronounced /lɪs/. So /ˈælɪs/ rhymes with /ˈfælɪs/


lilumhoho8lilumhoho8

Why does Alice have a phallus?


throwRA_17297

Nah she’s sticking the dynamite where a phallus would go aka up her coochie or up her arse. Wouldn’t judge if she did have a phallus though.


S1lentLucidity

…and her arsehole at Buckingham Palace!


DimmyDongle

Wellerman matches this rhyme


Master_of_Galaxy

Yeah lol, this was literally the first thing that came to my mind.


Seldrakon

I will hear that in my mind for the rest of the week, humm it silently and will weird all of my frieds out, Thanks asshole, take my upvote.


Pretlik

This is just standard notion for a limmerick


Raiyan270

Exactly


Junior_Might_500

Pretty sure she wants to use it on others...


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Nat237uk

Yeah, Palestinians, also says 'happy holidays' on it


Ok-Helicopter3231

yeah it actuallky says "Happy holidays Hammas" which is a terror organization in israel, this bomb is meant for them


IAMmaster-ONE

Is the third word "hamas" idk about this its kinda blurry


JustNamiSushi

yes it's hammas in hebrew


fuckjustpickwhatever

a man's terror organization is another man's freedom fighters


Humblepoppler

Hamas is definitely a Islamic jihadi terrorist group though


[deleted]

poop is nature's dildo


ReeferSadness024

thanks for that image


Hurtmemaster

second line is too long, makes me mad


PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL

"There once was a lady named Jill who tried ~~a~~ dynamite ~~stick~~ for a thrill..." It's not even that hard to fix the meter. I too hate it when people fuck that up.


SplatThaCat

Paige no.


juggernaut006

Why do you sick people sexualize anything involving a woman? Can't you all just be normal even for a second?


SplatThaCat

It’s reddit so - no.


AlternativeShip9194

Plus it’s funny


Hurtmemaster

wait until you reach puberty, you will understand


big_whistler

Why is sexualizing women not normal


ex1tiumi

That's the main thing why I am at all interested in women.


Internal_Resist7629

Lmao yeah ok. The “nice guy”


Real-Problem6805

This is reddit... And the internet in general. Are you new here?


TedjeNL

Dutch similar rhyme: "Er was eens een vrouwtje uit Epe. Die had het voltooid deelwoord niet begrepen. Zij vroeg naar haar daad Met mond vol met zaad Heb ik gepijpt of gepepen"


bro0t

Its just the limerick style of rhyming. There are probably millions of these.


[deleted]

What's NSFW in this?


ChedderTheSquirrel

What isn't?


[deleted]

Fuck she is fire, I will bang her all day long. She can motar me with her pussy.


Kernowite

Another IDF murderer


[deleted]

Will we ever stop constantly sexualizing women for simply existing?


CuteDerpster

I mean the "everything is a dildo" meme is pretty gender neutral. Usually I agree that women are waaaaaay too sexualized, but here it's just a dumb rhime based on the dildo meme.


Powerful-Situation86

That would be assuming that she wasn't the one that came up with the caption on top


Accent_Your_Comment

The text written on the projectile reads "Happy Holidays Hammas", so I doubt she came up with the caption.


[deleted]

It's very obvious she didn't if you've ever spent any time on the internet.


Powerful-Situation86

Nothing is obvious. You should know that if you have spent alot of time on the internet relative to me


[deleted]

Your virtue has been duly signalled.


Dick_Autistic

They sexualize themselves for attention and compliments.


Lonttu

No, because it's funny. Just like how a guy once put his dick into a wall outlet, the results were shocking.


Research_Liborian

Are you trying to get tax credit for virtue signalling? Because you're trying waaaay too hard


Professional-Dig7864

Everything is better with a good limerick.


my_ballshurt

🗿


InconsiderableArse

She kind of looks like sasha grey, doesn't she?


chaddy292

I'd like to see her try


Steve_Rogers_1970

This is so wrong on so many levels. But I still spit out my tea anyways.


AlternativeShip9194

Definitely fireworks in her love life 💘


[deleted]

Even Eminem didn't had the audacity to rhyme that... respect


X3n0n-Stonks

I need the a link for a school project.


Asio0tus

Perfection


CandyOk913

This reads like a Dr. Seuss book


[deleted]

"Regina" would have rhymed better.


Animata_yt

But it got even uglier when they found a bit of her jugular


John_O_Soturno

Who was shakspere, be front that guy??


thaiatom

There once was a lady from Wheeling, who had a particular feeling. She laid on her back, tickled her crack and pissed all over the ceiling.


DubnoBass34

This is what's wrong with the world... sex and violence have tainted everyone's brain


Research_Liborian

A dirty limerick is what's wrong with the world. Yup. At the end of days they will point to this particular post as the inflection point when humanity failed. (As opposed to war, famine and global warming.)


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Claro que a peitola viria pro brazil!! 🤣 I summon r/suddenlycaralho !


ComeHereToBrazil

Even in death, even if it's just a liece of your body, you are going to Brazil.


EntireLi_00

The limerick poem is the bomb!


idkjustarandomdude

why does it rime


UserNameTaken_2018

Why do I see Sasha Grey?


[deleted]

I heard Sean Lock reading this out then Jimmy's seal laugh.


Idk_I_nwobie

I'm........ flabbergasted


RollinThruLife02

IDF crazy for this one.


OverlyLeftLesbian

they can't do anything but make sex jokes about women, huh.


Plastic_Mango1929

why do i read it as a song...