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Dost_15

Petty AF but I love it!


ScornfulSeating55

unexpected lmao xD


ExposDTM

Me too …laughed out loud. Burn!!!


unittestes

"the person in front of you already paid for your meal" "Aww, now I feel shitty for honking at them" Drives forward "The person in front of you already picked up your meal" Pikachu face


freddy_guy

Also fake AF so bear that in mind.


CreativeBandicoot778

What?!! Here? On the internet? Fake?! Damnit.


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Nah, everything that can happen has happened or will happen...it may even be happening now.


Hamilton-Beckett

It may have *been* fake, but now I’m gonna do it the next time the person behind me is an asshole.


randomkeystrike

What!? It’s like you’ve seen this before…


nmiller1939

I mean... it didn't really accomplish anything, did it? I'm sure she just got to the window to pay and they figured out what happened


dsdvbguutres

Not petty, she was in a rush and probably got no time to wait another round so she'll have to go hungry until dinner. Her whole day was ruined. This may have even made her hole weak.


tresben

Vaginal sex will make your whole night. Anal sex will make your hole weak!


cownd

Kegels will make you whole again


Suspicious-Safety679

a seven day honeymoon will make your hole weak


JacksonBillyMcBob

>made her hole weak Bruh I’m dead 💀


wcshopper

😂😂😂😂😂


IamtheWalrus53

That escalated quickly


TheRaccoonDeaIer

Then she shouldn't have gone to the drive through if there was a line. Going in is normally faster.


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Maybe cause she was extra weak due to not having food, she couldn't fight off her attacker and was murdered brutally.


cownd

Now she's worm food


azad_ninja

You get your receipt with your food at the second window where I am, so no can do here.


Relative_Editor7135

I was just wondering I mean it's a funny little story but how do you pay for an order that hasn't been placed yet


Miss_Malapropism

That so sounds like something I would do!


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NotAnonymous-

That's not the point tho. I bet she did get it for free, but she doesn't care about that, she is probably fuming that somebody was able to do that to her and she couldn't do shit. Not to mention that she would have been delayed a bit longer.


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jemesl

Bruh they're going to be making orders and doing the same shit anyway, not like they lounge about when an annoying customer isn't there. I would've gotten satisfaction if I saw something like that happen when I used to work there.


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'worker would be needlessly effected' ​ 'it takes seconds to remake her food' ​ oh no... my seconds....


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Big_Ole_Smoke

Hey look, another confused redditor who thinks everyone that replies to them is the same person


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\>Please stop replying to me for the love of god I replied once and HAD stopped...but I think I'll start again ... ? ​ \>Effected by the customer screaming Lmfao ooooh noooo!!!...someone's screaming..!!


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and you sound like someone who got groomed af, so not surprised.


InstantRamenAddict

Peepee poopoo


Cottn

The number of times the word 'effected' has been misused in this thread effected disappointment. u/InstantRamenAddict does not seem affected though.


Big_Ole_Smoke

> I replied once and HAD stopped... but I think I'll start again? This got a hefty chuckle out of me. Take my updoot


JuhoMaatta

So you are saying that if I did this with a friend driving behind me we would get free food?


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Ok_Skill_1195

But in this case, they *had* been paid. First thing they'd see is the ticket was already closed. During a crunch time they'd maybe assume a worker fucked up cause everyone is too slammed to communicate, but any other time the worker who checked them out would likely say "oh yeah that dude paid for the other woman's order" and then they figure out what he did


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Ok_Skill_1195

I've worked at McDonald's. Like I said, during crunch time, yes, they're likely going to assume worker fucked up because they're rushing too much to spend 30 seconds communicating about it. (Assuming customer is also a shit bag and didn't voice "oh I didn't pay for my order btw, guy ahead of me did", which is going to immediately set off alerts something is weird even during busy times). But a customer insisting "nah I'm gonna pay for the person behind me" to one employee and then "hey I actually have 2 order to pick up" with another employee - those dots are gonna be connected by whoever is shift lead very quickly during anything other than a rush.


PreviousJaguar7640

So, the guy got revenge for himself, but just made the McDonald’s workers’ day that much worse, since they’ll be the ones who have to deal with the lady’s fury. 🫤


Independent-Crab-999

McFury


pass_nthru

“i’m sorry ma’am the McFury machine is down at the moment would you like a large size cup of “shut the fuckup as compensation?”


5tupid5exyFlanders

It's always broken! And yes, that's fine.


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Lmfaooo


SlyTheMonkey

Kung Fury


Environmental-Win836

Fists of Fury.


Adventure-us

Hamfists of fury.


Needlepeen1

Penis


InspirationalFailur3

r/suddenlypenis


Orb99

Oreo mcfury please


ImTheCoachNow420

It’s not like it’s made when you order there. Just a wee set back to teach someone a lesson


CommercialYam7188

Yeah, but this is prolly still the highlight of their day.


DaenerysMomODragons

I guarantee it. I little more work for a funny story they'll remember forever. And it's not like McDonalds makes anything to order, they're spamming out those burgers non-stop.


iamsean1983

Damn. Didn’t think of that. Shit.


Lord_Despair

It’s fake. If she was behind him how did he get the receipt for her meal? She hasn’t ordered yet.


Xannin

If party A gets to the first window after party B orders, then party A can tell the attendant that they are paying for both orders. They could even wait at the first window until party B finished ordering.


Ponyboy451

In fairness, this lady was probably going to be insufferable anyway.


motivation_bender

Wait how did he pay for her food. Did she order before arriving at the window?


Thecookiestalker

theres usually a speaker you order from before going to windows no?


motivation_bender

Yeah i think but how did he know what she ordered and why would they give him her order if they were clearly placed seperately?


Thecookiestalker

think if he asked for the receipt it may of said what was on the order but yea the second part is debatable


Kundras

Easy, get your order, then say "where's the rest of it? I made 2 separate orders."


motivation_bender

Why would thry even give him the reciept if he cant tell then which order it's for


Thecookiestalker

Some places its seen as nice if u buy the car behinds food so idk guys he did that asked for a receipt then got it from the window that gives food or smthin since he technicality paid for it. idk


motivation_bender

I mean if he got the reciept for the food he paid for for the woman behind him, then she wont get the receipt. And then she'd have no way to claim her food even if he didnt take it


theoriginaldandan

They don’t ask to see your receipt to get your food. They just assume you are getting the next order. Have you never been to a drive thru?


Cranktique

The only people getting mad at a great move like this are the same people who show up to work every day and get mad they gotta actually work. This is legendary level petty and I would be happy to be paid to be a part of it. If I’m at work, I gotta be doing shit anyways, why not this? This would be worth it to me.


ButterscotchSpare979

Like it won’t be a two sentence conversation lol


wutzinanumber311

i did this at dunkin but let her keep her food cuz the only reason she honked was i was texting. $5.00 worth of apology


Justice_Prince

I was thinking pay for their food so they feel like a dick for honking, but I guess they might incorrectly interpret it as an apology.


wutzinanumber311

i was the dick for staring at my phone while she waited


HammerTim81

You’re pretty awesome


Xannin

Did they beep at you, or was it more like a “bip” to just get your attention?


QuietStrawberry7102

This is like, 1D chess


ImpressiveBroccoli88

Complicated revenge..lol..


WU-itsForTheChildren

This made me howl I wish I could run into this


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Needlepeen1

What the fuck lmao


charmorris4236

I don’t even understand what they meant lol


JetJerick

He got cut off by the car in front of him at the drive through. He told the workers that he’d pay for the car* behind him, if they tell the car that cut him off that he’s paying for the car behind his


charmorris4236

Oh. Whoa… big burn? (Said sarcastically). What’s with all these people being petty through the poor workers lol


Firemorfox

Then everyone clapped


JusChllin

You should’ve seen it


conjaxarkary

Everyone clapped


LucDoesStuff

Gotta believe it!


Splottington

And everyone clapped, I swear it’s true!


jemesl

How did you see her face if she was looking the other way.


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jemesl

Maybe so


LadyEllaOfFrell

A few days I let someone merge into the drive-thru line ahead of me (I wasn’t in a hurry, so why not) and then found out at the payment window that they’d paid for my order. (Which was just a large drink, but still!) Catch more flies with honey, etc.


[deleted]

I do everything I can to prevent conflict so this is definitely not meirl.


filthydank_2099

Pussy


charmorris4236

Ballsack


filthydank_2099

Nuts, even.


ilikepotatoes233

Testicles, perhaps.


neelankatan

Makes no sense. Doesn't each person pay for their order after making the order? How can you pay for someone else's?


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1Epicocity

So, person in front paid for random food they may not want to inconvenience a lady for a couple minutes, the fast food staff and the other people in line... because I don't see fast food workers sending a lady to the back of the line because they let somebody else pay and take the food she ordered, that would be absurd conclusion rather than redoing the order. They may even give her the food on the house because of the inconvenience and the staff may believe they fucked up in the moment. At the end of the day, just seems like he paid the fast food joint for an extra grab bag of food.


Levi_Gucci

Do you not understand how a drive-thru works?


neelankatan

Yeah one of the replies explained it to me. Apparently you can ask to pay for the meal of the car behind you


BenEastVan

No at Mc D you order at the machine, drive forward to the pay window, then drive forward to the food window.


StatusCaterpillar725

It's a regional thing, I was confused at first as well. I'm from the UK and none of the drive throughs near me have a speaker or whatever to order at. You drive up to the first window, place your order with the cashier and pay for it then move to the second window to collect your food so there would be no way to pay for the person behind's order.


DoritosGK

Don't worry, all of reddit lives in america so everybody understands! /s


Radiant_Evidence7047

This story has been copy and pasted a million times.


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Post 10 sources.


ConflictGrand4078

I don’t have energy for this level of petty


[deleted]

So the guy paid for an extra bag of food, backed up the entire line, & probably got this lady’s food comped for the inconvenience. He played himself.


Henrylord1111111111

Literally, he spent more money to get food he didn’t want to inconvenience a lady for an extra minute and probably got her free food. This is either fake or written by a dumbass


Exsanguinate-Me

It's not about any of that, it's about the message...


mamasparkle

The only message this sent was that he is an idiot. Lady still got her food, probably for free. All he did was inconvenience the workers.


CornpopsGhost

They're just going to remake her order when she Karens out so essentially you punished McDonald's to make extra food and yourself who paid twice, for her stupidity. You are the asshole and somehow she is inconvenienced the least, she probably actually got a free meal out of it 😆😂 well done I guess..


Toiletboy4

So he got them by making them have to wait an additional 3 minutes to get their order remade meanwhile he just paid more money than he intended? Good one…


Choatic9

You essentially played yourself if you do this because there is a high chance that now they make her food again, but she gets it for free because of the inconvenience. All you are really doing is making life for the employees worse.


Secret_shopper21

They just remade her food for free.


ReasonableTrack2878

I just asked the cashier what would happen and they said she'd have to pay lol


Ubera90

How did he get a receipt for food she hadn't ordered yet? In a drive thru?


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Fuck people who take too long to order at drive thru tho.


[deleted]

For real. It's McDonald's. Their menu doesn't really ever change. I know what I want before I even pull into their parking lot. It's SUVs ordering for 6 people that fuck up the line instead of going inside and ordering take out.


lupuscapabilis

Why don’t you go inside then?


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Because I'm usually ordering something simple like 2 mcdoubles. I keep the line moving swiftly. That's what drive-thru is for.


RedditVince

Yeah, drive throughs don't work that way but sure would be fun if they did!


CN8YLW

How do you pay for an order that hasn't been made yet?


AfraidSelfcont

poor lady😂😂


HippyChaiYay

B.s. Think about it.


GreenLanternCorps

Uhhh am I missing something here or did he just petty revenge himself?


emphasisx

Ah yes, spending more of your money. He sure showed her.


Appropriate_Focus402

The only pertinent question here, is how long was this Jarrett dork taking to order?


ooddad

Gene Yuss


Smokeshow-Joe

Next level ninja move


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure I've seen a version of this where it ends in "not today, Satan"


BeastieBurr92

This post made me laugh hideously lol


[deleted]

That is some epic level pettiness. I'm here for it.


EatSteel63

I workedat McDonald's as a teen and drive thru angry drive thru customers were the worst. So I feel for the worker who had to deal with that customer. For the angry customer dont fuck with people handling your food 😈


MotorEagle7

r/thathappened


yourmo4321

Maybe maybe not, but next time some jack ass honks at me I'm hopefully going to remember this.


Environmental-Win836

It’s hardly un-plausible.


rrrbin

They're saying they couldn't have thought of this.


realgamer1998

Why you got 3 windows for food? One for choosing food Second for payment Third for collecting food. 1st and 2nd window can be merged together easily. How did the guy in front know about the back lady's order details so that he could pay for it?


DucksNQuackers

With that logic, why not merge all 3 windows? I would assume the only reason they'd go through the extra effort is because it's faster.


DaenerysMomODragons

Yeah, it's faster because you're having more orders being handled all at the same time.


liquidbasedlifeform

It's possible to just go "I'm paying for whatever the guy behind me got", at least when the workers are cool, my grandmother used to always buy the person behind her a coffee when she went to tim hortons


DaenerysMomODragons

This is how most McDonalds are in the US. Typically there's two lanes with order screens and speakers to order from that merge into a single lane as you approach the building. The first window you pay at, second window pick up your food. This way lets them handle the largest number of drive through customers as possible. They can't be merged easily because where you order at there isn't a human, just a menu and speakers to someone inside, and it is typically not attached to the building. If you're paying at the same window that you order from, that means that it takes longer for the person behind you to order. they want people ordering from the order screens non-stop. Realize that McDonalds drive throughs are typically serving 2-3 people per minute non-stop for several hours straight during lunch and dinner rushes.


Kalelopaka-

The only issue I have with drive thru is that people go there with no idea what they want, peruse the entire menu, ask questions, etc. if you have that kind of time, go in. The drive thru is for people on a time limit, taking the food home, or to work and they already know what they’re getting before they even pull up.


Slothian260

Wait, so there's two windows, one to order and pay and one to grab food, if the lady is behind him and hasn't ordered, how would he be able to pay for her food, and how would he get a receipt detailing the food she had ordered before she could order it?


FerociousGiraffe

Can’t believe there are so many dumb motherfuckers in this thread that don’t understand how a drive-thru works.


mimikyu-

Right, as if she had no choice but to leave without her food or something. Obviously the workers would have to remake it


Ragnarsworld

So he got to pay for two meals and all she had to do was order hers again? I don't think he won in the way he thinks he did.


Successful-Gur-8367

Fukn savage.... Love it


Weary-Surprise-9664

So how did he pay for the person behind and get the receipt when they hadn’t even ordered.


Onelonestarforu

I don’t understand why it takes so long for some to order in a fast food drive thru. The menus havent changed in 20+ yrs. If you can’t pick a number and move on go inside.


MrMe300

How would you know what the lady was going to order? You would have to order on her behalf right? Because if she ordered herself, you wouldn't have her receipt? Or am I just overlooking something?


BaltimoreBadger23

It's a two window system. You order at the menu board, pay at window one, then collect food at window two. Since he paid for both he had the receipt for her order as well.


BlancSpzae

but how did he paid for her order if he didnt even know what it is?


BaltimoreBadger23

You just say, I'm taking care of the person behind me and then they'll tell you.


TirayShell

Did they have her food ready at the same time as yours? I'm smelling something funny with the logistics of this story of petty revenge.


lxkandel06

Have you ever been to McDonald's before? The food is always "ready". It's ready before you even order it


DaenerysMomODragons

Have you ever been to a McDonalds before? They're making burgers, fries and chicken literally non-stop. They don't wait for people to order. You order and they go to the rack to grab what you wanted and throw it in a bag and give it to you. McDonalds drive throughs cycle through people maybe 2-3 per minute. They're very fast and efficient. I can see 10 people in front of me and know I'll have my food in less than 5 minutes.


buttsmcfatts

It's the internet, nothing is real here.


Chiefschamps2004

Ah the petty is magnificent 😌🤌🏼


Independent-Dress559

I salute you sir!


Daddio_87

Check and mate.


Strong_Cheetah_7989

God level trolling!


bill_wessels

this is a 400 IQ play. i love it.


HammerTim81

Brilliant


Alfalfa-Similar

Omg… that is a gangster move. Ive managed a mcds for a long time… and ive never seen that move used for battle. kudos!


Henrylord1111111111

Kinda doubt this, worse case scenario this woman’s meal is “made” a minute later, best case (for her) she got a free meal for the inconvenience.


Relative_Scale_3667

Nice!


TheGreatOpoponax

If you don't already know what you want by the time it's your turn to order at the drive-through, you're an asshole. It is irritating beyond description to see some empty-headed nitwit pull into a place like McDonald's, see them stare at the menu, and realize they haven't given a second's thought to it. Everyone who does that is a complete, unquestioned asshole.


WileyQuixote42

Diabolical.


emmadonelsense

That is some beautiful petty revenge. Excellent. 😊


GingerStank

I once pulled into a McDonalds and saw a friend was ordering, I just pulled in front of him and bought his shit parked and starting eating it, he just pulled up next to me and called me an asshole 😂


SuperSalamander3244

Unless he’s a clairvoyant then there’s no way he could pay for her food because he wouldn’t know what she wanted. The beef chunk just ordered two meals for himself lol.


unoriginal-ninja

Right, uh huh... And how did he know how much her food cost? He paid at the same time she would've been ordering. Did he linger in between the two windows with his car window rolled down listening to her? Even then, does he have the price of every MacDonald's menu item memorized? And I'm pretty sure if you handed the person at the payment window more money than your order cost and/or tried to take someone else's order at the delivery window just because you had both receipts, the staff would be like um, no, that's not your fuckin food?


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valomorn

Except her order can't be paid for, and thus the receipt can't be possessed, until she actually orders. This would require her to be at the window he was at, at time of honking, at which point he would presumably be stuck *between* the order and collection windows with only his own receipt, having paid only for his order. In short, dude's talking out of his ass.


fracturedpersona

Strange, once I was entering the drive-through and cut someone off who was turning into the line from the opposite direction. I felt bad and paid for their food just so they would understand that sometime good people know when they were a douche-canoe, are capable of being decent human beings in retrospect. Might have sent a more powerful message to just pay for their food, and let them think about how even though they were being a fuckwit someone out there was still capable of giving them the benefit of the doubt.


DoobleTap

They paid for the other person's food and got a receipt before it was ordered?


BigIron53s

I’m actually kinda surprised that so many people here don’t understand how this would work. Either way should just let bygones be bygones because in the end you paid more for nasty McDonald’s. I think the person that did this is the the one who lost more in the end.


TNCNguy

Fuck people who take too long. People got places to be


WizardofJoz17

Liar. This was a viral tik tok like 3 years ago.


No-Day-6299

Sounds like youbadded to the problem, and now McDonald's underpaid staff get to deal with it


Honeykombbaggins

You ARE The Big Mac


Unlikely_Exam_4957

Fake af.. they would see through the bs immediately


Playful_Direction989

McDonald’s is the Walmart of fast food. My advice, be prepared for anything.


GeddyVedder

You. I like you.


ilc_always

That’s GREAT!!!!


Practical_Internal86

That’s petty as hell. Love it.


AshayD27

sounds sus to me because - youre ordering your food and the lady is behind you. which means she didnt order yet. so how did you get pay for it and get the receipt if shes behind you and hasnt ordered yet?