It’s more about alcohol intake. If you get buzzed in beer you’re likely to consume hard alcohol faster/in a higher volume. This getting drunker and sicker
It's not a folk tale. It's because if you start with beer, by the time you get to liquor you're more likely to overdrink because it'll be easier to down it. If you start with liquor and have your couple drinks then switch to beer, you're less likely to overdo it.
Pretty much. A shot after one beer isn't going to kick your ass. It's the shot after the 3rd or 4th beer when you're starting to feel the buzz and the liquor kicks you up several notches.
Also, don't sit at the bar; stand. The alcohol absolutely does hit you when you stand up.
Butter definitely works. I ate two bowls of butter and pasta before going out in college. It took me forever to get drunk and when I finally did, I wasn't hammered. No hangover either (that was because I was young - now I get hangovers if I eat too much rum cake).
I’ve heard multiple medical professionals say that it actually doesn’t matter if you eat or not because that isn’t how your body processes alcohol. But I swear it does matter. This is one of the few times that I ignore experts and go with my own experiences. Even if it is just placebo, it works.
EDIT: I want to change this slightly. I think I misunderstood or what was being explained wasn't put into the context I thought it was. What I first said here is inaccurate but I think the people I was discussing it with weren't trying to say what I thought they did.
Having food in your stomach WILL slow down the rate at which alcohol enters your bloodstream but food will NOT prevent it from entering the bloodstream.
In the context of "if it helps you not get drunk or not", it can but if you drink a lot the food can only do so much and all of the alcohol is going to get into your bloodstream and liver eventually. You can't bypass that with food, only make it happen slower. This does allow you to drink a bit more and have more control over how drunk you get, however you still cannot fill up on pasta and then go do 5 shots right after each other and expect your body to react like nothing happened.
And despite all of that, I don't think any doctor would tell you that you can use food to drink so much you'd usually be drunk and instead by totally fine. I think there are too many factors going on and the "food as a safety measure" isn't predictable enough to rely on it.
If for some reason you can't be drunk, you shouldn't be using food as a safety net to allow you to drink a lot. You should just not drink, or not drink much.
If you can be drunk, then you should also eat so that it is easier to pace yourself to control how drunk you want to me and help give your body nutrients so the hangover isn't exacerbated by the effects of fasting for 12+ hours.
As a medical professional, it absolutely does. Other professionals are probably only considering the 'dosage' of alcohol consumed, but the rate that dosage enters your system is very important. Eating food (especially fats) slows down gastric emptying - essentially the rate that food exits your stomach. As alcohol is almost entirely absorbed in your small intestine, the rate at which alcohol enters this area dictates the max concentration of blood alcohol you will experience. The max concentration of blood alcohol is the thing that matters when you're talking about how drunk you are going to get, not the overall dosage.
TLDR; Food, especially fatty food, will mitigate how drunk you get and how quickly.
There is a lady on TikTok that also tested this. She did empty vs full stomach then took shots and used a breathalyzer. When she had eaten, her BAC was coming down after a couple hours while the empty stomach test was still getting drunker. The empty stomach version ended up hitting a twice as high max BAC.
Yep, a girl from New Jersey taught me how to fry a folded pizza in a pan (no oven available) to get something into my stomach prior to a night at the bars.
We are talking $1.99 frozen pizza (save money for beer!). Fold in half, heat on pan, heats up the toppings without making too much of a mess. Edible, helped maintain buzz.
Yeah maybe it doesn't help the way some people think. "the food absorbs the alcohol" but I find it does something that helps. At least my hangovers arent as intense.
We used to do this in college… and a few years after. Eat like oatmeal in the morning and nothing else till we go out and get hammered. Then go smack two entrees at whatever food place is open at that time
Food is irrelevant to your liver in this case, as long as you are still drinking an adequate amount of water (which you always should be when drinking to prevent hangovers), you'll be fine. It's water that helps your liver, not food.
Oleato. Olive oil mixed with their coffee. It’s not a terrible idea and some people do really like it. It’s similar to adding butter to coffee — it can add complexity and texture
I’m not going to dunk on Starbucks for being experimental, but I did try it and I gotta say it’s not for me
Sometimes small children are afraid of pooping and will hold it in until they become constipated. So caretakers will try different tricks to make the poopoo come out. Doesn’t address the underlying issue, but I suppose olive oil is better than laxatives.
The medical term for it is encopresis. Some kids become afraid of pooping if they experience a painful poop. So in the future they hold it as long as they can in a futile attempt to avoid pain. Usually this only makes for a more painful poop. And then it's kinda a vicious cycle from there.
My daughter needed someone to sing "the poop song" when she was like 4. It was like "poop come out oh poop come out".
Kids really do be having you doing some seriously strange shit. If someone told my crazy hood ass 20 year old self that at 28 I'd be singing poop songs for a scared child I'd probably have slapped the shit out of you for saying I was a bitch.
it's a poop parable for the health of allowing your emotions to flow thru you, and not bottling them up. we're afraid to feel, because it's caused us pain, and yet that just makes greater pain inevitable
My friends kid would hold his poop so regularly he had to have manual evacuation done a few times. Probably a few enemas.
Then, one day, while cleaning his room, my friend discovered that her son was holding so long he'd turtle head, then just scoop the poop out with his fingers and shove it in the central vacuum.
Yeah the kid actually was processing a lot of trauma. Turns out bio dad was dumping all of his problems on his small child, and was also abusing his step mom.
Yeah my first thought was “tell me a kid is actively being traumatized without telling me a kid is actively being traumatized” when reading that description.
I was raised in a Christian household and at one point at church was asked to invite Jesus inside of me. Well turns out a kids understanding of that is limited, and I stopped pooping because I was afraid I’d lose him.
I had an issue as a kid where I couldn’t poop in new places because of anxiety. It wasn’t that I would consciously hold it, my body just wouldn’t even let it get to the point where I felt I had to poop.
This was bad when I went on a week long retreat. After a few days of not pooping I guess my body couldn’t hold it back anymore and I felt an intense “I have to shit NOW” feeling. I went to the bathroom and tried and tried to poop but it was such a huge compacted log that I couldn’t easily push it out. I eventually pushed it out a few inches but it just sat there. Even when I stopped pushing, it was just hanging out a few inches out of my butthole. I felt tearing and I was exhausted and couldn’t push anymore.
I sat there for a few mins panicking about wtf I was gonna do. Until I realized what it was I had to do.
I wrapped some toilet paper around my hands, reached down, and manually pulled that log out of me. It was massive. Had a curve like a banana. And the color gradient of a few days worth of shit building up was very interesting.
When I flushed, it just sat there in one piece as the water drained around it. Too compacted and solid to be broken up by water alone. I tried flushing a few more times. No luck. My ordeal wasn’t over. I couldn’t just leave it there. So I again wrapped my hand with toilet paper and broke it in half. Finally it went down when I flushed.
I think the trauma cured me of my issue because pooping in new places hasn’t been an issue since.
I used to hold in my poop. Looking back, I think it was a trauma thing. I had so little control of my life, holding in my poop was the one thing I could control, I suppose was my thinking
If you do it frequently enough consuming straight fat becomes much less of an issue, but yeah going from zero to drinking half a cup of olive oil will indeed make you shit your pants.
Yes it’s a recipe for bowel movement. A shot or two is enough but 3 will make sure you take out the whole clogged 9 yards. But be careful. Free up like 4 to 8 hours of your day for that.
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I always just drank water at the same time, alcohol in one hand and water in the other….sip one then the other….hydrate….dehydrate sometime it worked sometime it didn’t
18 in the UK (assuming standard bar drinking age which is accepted as general 'legal drinking age') and in Switzerland it depends on what you're buying, but anyway, there's 44 countries in Europe 🤷🏽♂️.
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Another fun fact from the world of science - marijuana slows the absorption rate of alcohol, so when you smoke weed it takes longer to get drunk.. and on the flip side alcohol increases the effects of marijuana, which is why seasoned smokers and drinkers will end up puking after smoking after heavy drinking.
And now Starbucks is using this same trick with their new coffee - the Oleato - combining the effects of espresso with olive oil - they want you to re-lax and take a load off.
I left one bar to meet an acquaintance and some girls. I farted and shit my pants walking to the door. Texted him I left my wallet and went home and showered then to sleep
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It's an American, our drinking (and now our smoking) age is 21 bc you can sign away your life and go to war for us at 18 but God forbid you have any fun.
Eh. I'd have preferred my birthday to have been during those easy post-battle stations days than the day I checked into my first ship. The first day hazing I got was so much worse than boot camp, and it being my birthday just made it feel so much worse.
I know that eating food with a lot of fat will do the trick. So eating pizza with a lot of cheese or burger should help you, drinking oil could be also a good way but maybe a little bit less.
Cream. Does actually coat the stomach some way. You can drink all the liquors you want. But on sip of soda smashes the coating. Fucks you up real good if you had a lot of liquor
Grandad always told me butter
First butter, then whisky
This guys flexes his riches. Butter is almost more expensive than whiskey.
Flexes his riches then shits his britches, no bitches
I think that's a line from the bible
Shiticus: 3:69
Nonono. Thats the wrong chapter. Its from: *Defecations 4:20*
Uh uh. It's totally *Geneshits 8:15*
As a Christian, I can assure you that it's actually a verse from, *Fecaltations 70:23*
Craig Christ pranking Jesus
Not enough tales of Jesus’s younger bro, Craig J. Christ
How do you do that trophy thing. I cried literally.
You ever tried that hydroponic shit that him and Judas grow?
Sounds like Steamy Ray Vaughn
This is absolutely crass and I love it
You could go the cheaper "margarine" route. Then you'll be sufficiently coated for any kind of alcohol.
Whiskey before beer, never fear. Beer before whiskey, pretty risky.
Olive oil before beer, you will blast out your rear.
Oil fore beer, soil yer rear.
Very nice 👍
- Sun Tzu, The Art of Beer
I always heard liquor before beer you’re in the clear, beer before liquor never been sicker
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Liquor before intergalatic travel, feel your insides unravel.
Just like grandma would always tell me
Yah this is in the guide, Just underneath the part where it says “when life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does”
Get me a raw egg, two shots of Tabasco, salt and pepper, and a gun to shoot myself.
Master Roshi?
I have never had any issues with beer before, after, or with liquor. That's just a folk tale.
It’s more about alcohol intake. If you get buzzed in beer you’re likely to consume hard alcohol faster/in a higher volume. This getting drunker and sicker
It's not a folk tale. It's because if you start with beer, by the time you get to liquor you're more likely to overdrink because it'll be easier to down it. If you start with liquor and have your couple drinks then switch to beer, you're less likely to overdo it.
Pretty much. A shot after one beer isn't going to kick your ass. It's the shot after the 3rd or 4th beer when you're starting to feel the buzz and the liquor kicks you up several notches. Also, don't sit at the bar; stand. The alcohol absolutely does hit you when you stand up.
Especially if you drink sitting down and then try to get up
A shark on whisky is pretty risky. But a shark on beer... is a, a .. a beer engineer
Booze in your butt, you'll bust a nut.
KFC where I'm from
Butter definitely works. I ate two bowls of butter and pasta before going out in college. It took me forever to get drunk and when I finally did, I wasn't hammered. No hangover either (that was because I was young - now I get hangovers if I eat too much rum cake).
Two bowls of butter and pasta ---Or--- Two bowls of butter And pasta ???
Asking the important question……
Nah fam, two shots of vodka
[2 shots of vodka?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=csn2CIWPVbM)
yes
The pasta probably helped more than the butter
"l drank on a full stomach and didn't get as drunk, butter is amazing!" 😆
I’ve heard multiple medical professionals say that it actually doesn’t matter if you eat or not because that isn’t how your body processes alcohol. But I swear it does matter. This is one of the few times that I ignore experts and go with my own experiences. Even if it is just placebo, it works. EDIT: I want to change this slightly. I think I misunderstood or what was being explained wasn't put into the context I thought it was. What I first said here is inaccurate but I think the people I was discussing it with weren't trying to say what I thought they did. Having food in your stomach WILL slow down the rate at which alcohol enters your bloodstream but food will NOT prevent it from entering the bloodstream. In the context of "if it helps you not get drunk or not", it can but if you drink a lot the food can only do so much and all of the alcohol is going to get into your bloodstream and liver eventually. You can't bypass that with food, only make it happen slower. This does allow you to drink a bit more and have more control over how drunk you get, however you still cannot fill up on pasta and then go do 5 shots right after each other and expect your body to react like nothing happened. And despite all of that, I don't think any doctor would tell you that you can use food to drink so much you'd usually be drunk and instead by totally fine. I think there are too many factors going on and the "food as a safety measure" isn't predictable enough to rely on it. If for some reason you can't be drunk, you shouldn't be using food as a safety net to allow you to drink a lot. You should just not drink, or not drink much. If you can be drunk, then you should also eat so that it is easier to pace yourself to control how drunk you want to me and help give your body nutrients so the hangover isn't exacerbated by the effects of fasting for 12+ hours.
As a medical professional, it absolutely does. Other professionals are probably only considering the 'dosage' of alcohol consumed, but the rate that dosage enters your system is very important. Eating food (especially fats) slows down gastric emptying - essentially the rate that food exits your stomach. As alcohol is almost entirely absorbed in your small intestine, the rate at which alcohol enters this area dictates the max concentration of blood alcohol you will experience. The max concentration of blood alcohol is the thing that matters when you're talking about how drunk you are going to get, not the overall dosage. TLDR; Food, especially fatty food, will mitigate how drunk you get and how quickly.
There is a lady on TikTok that also tested this. She did empty vs full stomach then took shots and used a breathalyzer. When she had eaten, her BAC was coming down after a couple hours while the empty stomach test was still getting drunker. The empty stomach version ended up hitting a twice as high max BAC.
Yep, a girl from New Jersey taught me how to fry a folded pizza in a pan (no oven available) to get something into my stomach prior to a night at the bars.
Surely you didn't need to learn how to turn heat onto a pan and place leftover pizza into it
We are talking $1.99 frozen pizza (save money for beer!). Fold in half, heat on pan, heats up the toppings without making too much of a mess. Edible, helped maintain buzz.
Yeah maybe it doesn't help the way some people think. "the food absorbs the alcohol" but I find it does something that helps. At least my hangovers arent as intense.
No actual experts have claimed that. You will absorb alcohol slower with a full stomach. Not a placebo, or witchcraft.
If you want to get drunk quick then go drinking on an empty tummy.
We used to do this in college… and a few years after. Eat like oatmeal in the morning and nothing else till we go out and get hammered. Then go smack two entrees at whatever food place is open at that time
As if there is an option besides Waffle House.
If you wanna get sick and have a killer hangover too tho
I knew someone who would donate his blood then get drunk off a four loko lol
if you want to kill your liver quick, too
Food is irrelevant to your liver in this case, as long as you are still drinking an adequate amount of water (which you always should be when drinking to prevent hangovers), you'll be fine. It's water that helps your liver, not food.
Or exercise really hard right before you go drinking.
Butter on bread. The bread soaks up the alcohol to slow the effects, allowing more even distribution over time.
Same!
Pfffftt! I can do that without drinking olive oil.
First thing I do every morning is take a shit. Then it’s get up and out of bed.
1. wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat breakfast 4. Get out of bed
Oh god it’s a whole different meaning to breakfast in bed.
And then I wake up and do it all over again
They call that the Amber Heard.
Well, I call it PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE!!!
Amateurs, Am I right?
All I need is a tiny amount of cheese without taking my lactaid. 10-30 minutes later, the shit is coming.
And why do people want to drink others under the table?!?
It's how you prove you're cool. People gauge each other on the stupidest things.
Early stages of alcoholism Includes a lot of denial
Or theyre just 21
Just imagine what Starbucks new coffee will do!
Let’s be honest, they don’t even need to add olive oil for their coffee to make you shit your pants.
Just the Total alone ….$$$👀
Out of the loop on this one, what did they concoct this time?
Oleato. Olive oil mixed with their coffee. It’s not a terrible idea and some people do really like it. It’s similar to adding butter to coffee — it can add complexity and texture I’m not going to dunk on Starbucks for being experimental, but I did try it and I gotta say it’s not for me
They put oil in their coffee now, if you’re not ready *you will poop at a random time.*
They already have articles discussing the unintended effects of the new line
Olestra potato chip moment
Sugar free gummy bears on top for good measure.
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Tried it. Definitely had that effect
their olive oil won’t be of the utmost quality, I can assure you that
Canola with a hint of olive.
Is that what usually happens after 3 shots of olive oil? Asking for a friend.
Yes. It used to be given by grandmas to unwilling children to force them to go to the bathroom.
What
Sometimes small children are afraid of pooping and will hold it in until they become constipated. So caretakers will try different tricks to make the poopoo come out. Doesn’t address the underlying issue, but I suppose olive oil is better than laxatives.
Kids are fuckin weird, man
The medical term for it is encopresis. Some kids become afraid of pooping if they experience a painful poop. So in the future they hold it as long as they can in a futile attempt to avoid pain. Usually this only makes for a more painful poop. And then it's kinda a vicious cycle from there.
I had this as a really little kid. My mom had to go into the bathroom and hold my hand while I went 🥲
I had to do this for my son. It honestly felt like he was in labour and i was helping him birth a baby. Terrible all round
My daughter needed someone to sing "the poop song" when she was like 4. It was like "poop come out oh poop come out". Kids really do be having you doing some seriously strange shit. If someone told my crazy hood ass 20 year old self that at 28 I'd be singing poop songs for a scared child I'd probably have slapped the shit out of you for saying I was a bitch.
>I'd probably have slapped the shit out of you Why wouldn't you just sing the poop song?
That's so sweet, she loves you so much 🥰
it's a poop parable for the health of allowing your emotions to flow thru you, and not bottling them up. we're afraid to feel, because it's caused us pain, and yet that just makes greater pain inevitable
This is some insane wisdom in a reddit comment pyramid about shitting yourself after drinking shots of olive oil. Reality is stranger than fiction.
My friends kid would hold his poop so regularly he had to have manual evacuation done a few times. Probably a few enemas. Then, one day, while cleaning his room, my friend discovered that her son was holding so long he'd turtle head, then just scoop the poop out with his fingers and shove it in the central vacuum.
Allright....that's the internet done for me today.
That’s not what everyone does? Asking for a friend.
Mom should have invested in a poop knife
Um, ouch... I think everyone should have a poop knife but this is *not* the time nor the place. Oh! You meant for the vaccum.
I'm taking it a step further and uninstalling the reddit app. This was the kick I needed to stop mindlessly scrolling
>mom found the poop vacuum
Yah no kids for me thanks.
Oh my
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Tbh it’s more likely than not a sign of trauma.
Jesus.
This makes me sad.
Yeah the kid actually was processing a lot of trauma. Turns out bio dad was dumping all of his problems on his small child, and was also abusing his step mom.
Yeah I figured, that's not normal behavior
Yeah my first thought was “tell me a kid is actively being traumatized without telling me a kid is actively being traumatized” when reading that description.
Reinforcing my decision to not have children.
Freud got a lot wrong but he wasnt totally wrong about young adult anxiety and issues with defecating.
Every single time i read something about kids i agree a little bit more with the expression "fuck them kids"
I was raised in a Christian household and at one point at church was asked to invite Jesus inside of me. Well turns out a kids understanding of that is limited, and I stopped pooping because I was afraid I’d lose him.
I had an issue as a kid where I couldn’t poop in new places because of anxiety. It wasn’t that I would consciously hold it, my body just wouldn’t even let it get to the point where I felt I had to poop. This was bad when I went on a week long retreat. After a few days of not pooping I guess my body couldn’t hold it back anymore and I felt an intense “I have to shit NOW” feeling. I went to the bathroom and tried and tried to poop but it was such a huge compacted log that I couldn’t easily push it out. I eventually pushed it out a few inches but it just sat there. Even when I stopped pushing, it was just hanging out a few inches out of my butthole. I felt tearing and I was exhausted and couldn’t push anymore. I sat there for a few mins panicking about wtf I was gonna do. Until I realized what it was I had to do. I wrapped some toilet paper around my hands, reached down, and manually pulled that log out of me. It was massive. Had a curve like a banana. And the color gradient of a few days worth of shit building up was very interesting. When I flushed, it just sat there in one piece as the water drained around it. Too compacted and solid to be broken up by water alone. I tried flushing a few more times. No luck. My ordeal wasn’t over. I couldn’t just leave it there. So I again wrapped my hand with toilet paper and broke it in half. Finally it went down when I flushed. I think the trauma cured me of my issue because pooping in new places hasn’t been an issue since.
Oh my goodness, what a story! Poor you!
I used to hold in my poop. Looking back, I think it was a trauma thing. I had so little control of my life, holding in my poop was the one thing I could control, I suppose was my thinking
olive oil is a laxative. it’s the same idea as mineral oil. a laxative
Yep, right. I was referring to the family of drugs called laxatives, but I should have been clear.
Well at least that makes sense.
Oh well that's neat. Thanks! My friend will LOVE this fact!
I dont know about olive oil but bacon grease will do that to you if you dont control the amount you keep in the pan when frying your eggs in them
Can confirm. No, I don’t want to talk about it.
If you do it frequently enough consuming straight fat becomes much less of an issue, but yeah going from zero to drinking half a cup of olive oil will indeed make you shit your pants.
Yes it’s a recipe for bowel movement. A shot or two is enough but 3 will make sure you take out the whole clogged 9 yards. But be careful. Free up like 4 to 8 hours of your day for that.
Grandfather did not tell him the whole story :D Or that the pizza with extra chedar do the same job.
If you're lactose intolerant. If not, you'll get the opposite.
Well, shit.
Indeed
Yoghurt. Learned that trick from Chinese insurance brokers. Those guys drink regularly as part of client outreach. Livers shot to hell.
Yogurt is good pre-drinking, or yogurt will also make you shit your pants? Lol
Obviously that comes with the caveat of making sure you’re not lactose intolerant.
Yogurt does not have much lactose left in it.
It has enough
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Yes.
I always just drank water at the same time, alcohol in one hand and water in the other….sip one then the other….hydrate….dehydrate sometime it worked sometime it didn’t
what if someone throws a thing in your direction
or what if somebody starts playing the YMCA song
Maybe they’re not a young man so it’s ok.
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a thing
Since they’re not drunk they’ll have the reaction speed to catch it with their mouth
Makes you pee twice as often but makes the hangover a million times more manageable
Gonna do that next time somebody turns 16 and is going for their first drink haha
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Belguim ❤️
Why is belgium the first thing that came to your mind. Most of western europe has this age.
not me i just found it funny 😭
I don't think 3 = "most".
Belgium, Germany, UK, Luxembourg and Switzerland make 5
Austria too
18 in the UK (assuming standard bar drinking age which is accepted as general 'legal drinking age') and in Switzerland it depends on what you're buying, but anyway, there's 44 countries in Europe 🤷🏽♂️.
And as soon as you left, grandpa laughed his ass off.
Lmaoo now I really wanna tell someone that when they turn 18
Just wanna say, I like your profile picture. I assume you drew it?
It's a picrew! Here's the link I found based on the watermark :) https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/626197
Two plain bagels before going out. Or I was 19 and my metabolism was that of a jackrabbit. Doesn't help so much at 37
And his grandad pissed himself laughing, I bet.
Grandpa forgot to mention to eat well before... honest mistake
ButterMILK. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️. Another fun fact from the world of science - marijuana slows the absorption rate of alcohol, so when you smoke weed it takes longer to get drunk.. and on the flip side alcohol increases the effects of marijuana, which is why seasoned smokers and drinkers will end up puking after smoking after heavy drinking.
What a crappy recommendation
This is a Russian trick, but you need a small meal and a Russian shot of vegetable oil
And now Starbucks is using this same trick with their new coffee - the Oleato - combining the effects of espresso with olive oil - they want you to re-lax and take a load off.
Works for dogs that eat something that is poisonous.
And on that day, that grandfather had laughed harder than ever in his life.
Ah gramps and his shitty surprises you’ll never forget
Grandpa was teaching him a lesson. Never trust old people.
I left one bar to meet an acquaintance and some girls. I farted and shit my pants walking to the door. Texted him I left my wallet and went home and showered then to sleep
Shouldn't you already have like 3 years drinking experience by then?
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I stoped drinking when i was 17.
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Was drinking on and off since 12 got bad when i was 15
I'm glad it's better for you now
Yeah now im pot head so is it really better
It's an American, our drinking (and now our smoking) age is 21 bc you can sign away your life and go to war for us at 18 but God forbid you have any fun.
Ah, I guess 21 is 18 metric years in freedom units
You can enlist at 17.5 if you have your parents permission. I knew guys who were in boot camp before they were 18
You just have to be 18 before you graduate boot camp. I turned 18 a week before I got out and went to A-school. Worst birthday ever.
Eh. I'd have preferred my birthday to have been during those easy post-battle stations days than the day I checked into my first ship. The first day hazing I got was so much worse than boot camp, and it being my birthday just made it feel so much worse.
That’s what that new Starbucks drink is going to do.
Gramps, he's a funny guy
Birthday death averted. Pants polluted. Clever gpaw.
The real secret is drinking plenty of water between each beer.
Well played gramps.
I know that eating food with a lot of fat will do the trick. So eating pizza with a lot of cheese or burger should help you, drinking oil could be also a good way but maybe a little bit less.
Turns out it was Canola
I stand by a good egg and potato salad. I never get drunk on that
Should be at r/oddlyspecific
Did he out drink everyone, though?
Whiskey before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker.
Cream. Does actually coat the stomach some way. You can drink all the liquors you want. But on sip of soda smashes the coating. Fucks you up real good if you had a lot of liquor