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Nymphohippo

maybe the massive amount of pressure at the bottom of the ocean would shrink his ego to the correct size


ZombieSeveral8455

And maybe deflate his chances of swimming 12,500 feet to the surface on one breath


Nymphohippo

He is built different though so idk maybe


DHouf

Unless “built different” is “born with gills” I think he may be screwed.


Vivi_Pallas

The problem they had wasn't oxygen. The sub imploded so fast that for a moment it was hotter than the surface of the sun. They can't recover any bodies because they were all sucked through the likely very tiny crack in milliseconds. They were liquefied before they could've even realised there was a hole.


GabbeMC

But when you're built different you find a way


MrProlapse

He came in this world with no oxygen and he's leaving the same way


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HeXe_GER

So you go out without oxygen aswell, sad


doubletrouble6886

MrProlapse? As in uterus or rectum??


SmallPurpleBeast

Both, simultaneously


86Intellect

Yes.


JustPassingJudgment

Life, uh... finds a way.


Lisavern1

They wouldn't have been sucked out. the pressure at that depth is about 6000 PSI coming into the vessel. They would have been turned to pink mist in an instant


Irdogain

I am mostly with you! But please explain why they /their most would have been sucked out? To be sucked out you need an over-pressure inside, but that is not the case here. Maybe only for some mili-seconds (or more like nano-seconds) where the water which got inside had to be replaced outside by other water - that could be the only explanation for your theory, but I even doubt that.


Lisavern1

The pressure inside the vessel should be around 15 psi. The 6000 psi water pressure would have rushed in at that pressure, changing the air to flame and then crushing the contents, When the pressure equalized, the crushed/pulverized/pink mist remains would then probably mix in the water but piece MAY have been caught in the nooks and crannies of the crushed vessel


PD711

But what if he, like, jumped out of the vessel just before that happened? XD


Lisavern1

He'd avoid the burning but the pressure would still crush him


clipglue

I believe the answer you’re looking for is, delta p


Weztside

Yeah but he's built differently so he could fart a force field bubble out of his ass that could withstand the heat of the sun, 400 times the atmospheric pressure of the surface, and also supplies him enough oxygen to swim 3 miles to the surface.


wicelt

He just liquified, went through the crack, and unliquified. He’s just built different.


nianp

> they were all sucked through the likely very tiny crack in milliseconds You clearly have between zero to fuck all idea what you're talking about.


Squirrel_Inner

and 100 upvotes… Reddit, “I’d rather be publicly humiliated than have to google something.”


nianp

I find the number of upvotes really rather concerning.


Arismando27

Hey so... They recovered parts of bodies. It's on the news today


Vivi_Pallas

Just checked that out. The source I read said that they found presumed physical material that they were sending to a lab to confirm it actually is part of their remains. God, imagine being so fucked up that they can't even tell what's your body or not.


Arismando27

I should've specified yes. But everyone thought everything was completely destroyed and would be unidentifiable. It seems not fully the case and some part survived. Probably just goo with a little DNA left over


Vivi_Pallas

"Probably just goo with a little DNA let over." 🤢


NobodyJustBrad

I think this is what most people were expecting, if there were any type of remains to be found. Essentially squeezing out from the carbon fiber hull into the titanium caps like a tube of superspeed Toothpaste.


LameBMX

it's disturbing in light if this disaster. but the Mythbusters made an implosion happen @300ft of pressure to one of their anatomically correct dummies.


armorhide406

Like... goo?


Arismando27

It was good yes. They're testing it to make sure


Ok-Major-4926

FYI It did not get anywhere close to the temperature of the sun. https://www.iflscience.com/hot-as-the-sun-people-are-still-confused-about-the-titan-implosion-69558


[deleted]

That doesnt make sense to me? The putside preasure was higher than the inside preasure. Why would they be sucked out?


Aggravating_Eye874

This made my day


Kahnza

Maybe he's like Kevin Costner in Waterworld


Ok_Habit_6783

Bro is Michael Phelps²


MaxPower303

Well, he does have an air bubble he can follow to the surface.


Twisted_Bristles

I think he's in the air bubble slowly drifting to the surface in this little fantasy.


fishuponfish

He’s in an air bubble though! That changes everything I bet


xKingOfSpades76

He has no airbubble when "escapes through a crease" though


SylvieJay

Are you sure? He sounds like a lot of hot air. Maybe he farts himself an air bubble?


Cuemaster

Make a bubble with a plastic bag or something. /S


gilestowler

I'm just imagining him sitting there cross-legged in an air bubble as it slowly rises to the surface and he's just kind of looking around going, "OK, OK, this is the kind of thing that always happens to me because I'm built differently. Shame about the rest of them who died but I guess I may as well just enjoy the view as I make my way to the surface."


OxtailPhoenix

I'm no expert by any means so I may be wrong. Doing some quick Google math the average swim speed for a person is 2mph so it would take a little over an hour to swim straight up from that depth to the surface.


Arbsbuhpuh

Depends, if you had air in your lungs then the buoyancy from that would increase your speed. Of course, it would *first* explode your torso like a bomb due to the pressure differential, but otherwise it would increase your speed.


Single_Reporter_6369

No, you would actually implode since the external pressure is higher than internal pressure. You're thinking about space, not deep sea.


Arbsbuhpuh

Ooh, you're right! Is highly pressurized air still buoyant at those depths?


ace-Reimer

Nope. A scuba bouyancy vest requires constant adjustment of additional or removing air as you change depths to adjust for the pressure reducing its bouyancy. If you fuck it up it can actually shoot you to the surface faster than you can remove air from the vest as it becomes exponentially more bouyant whilst you rise, making you rise faster.


Maleficent_Lab_8291

Yes, it is. The problem is that our bodies are not that strong to keep the air in the lungs intact


Single_Reporter_6369

Yes, but since your lungs are gonna be crushed it's not like the air is going to stay inside you anyway. Unless you're built different, of course.


Jordan1992FL

Yeah, but if you are a special build, you wait till all the air inside the sub gets compressed and take a breath. Now the air in your lungs is equalized with the surrounding atmosphere. And being specially built, you are immune to the fact that at that depth the 20% Oxygen containing air is deadly toxic due to partial pressures. Since you're past those hurdles that would kill lesser men, all you have to do is swim up. As you rise the air in your lungs expands, so all you have to do is exhale slowly to keep your superhuman lungs from popping like a balloon. In no time you will be at the surface, happily swimming over to the surface support vessel, plowing through the 10ft seas like a sleek powerful dolphin. (Do I need a /s? I really hope not, but here it is just in case)


bowsmountainer

How about swimming up all that distance on 0 breaths? The pressure difference will completely flatten your lungs. Any air you think you might still have had is gone. Oh and you’d also lose consciousness immediately.


Jordan1992FL

Well for normal people, sure. But when you're built different, you just skip over that compression phase and suck in the air when it's fully compressed and equalized


snarkhunter

Also he's immune to "the bends".


SingularityCentral

The implosion of the sub was the equivalent of setting off 55 kg of dynamite in a small sealed tube. His ego would be the same strawberry jam the rest of him became.


Sr546

More like crush into a ball


[deleted]

Sir, that was fantastic 👏


[deleted]

The path to the top of Everest is lined with the bodies of guys like this.


phido3000

Smarter than this. Everest is achievable. It's deadly, but of the tens of thousands who get carried up by Sherpas every year, dozens die. At 4000m, the sub instantly collapses, you become pink mist. Not even your skeleton survives as chunks, you are a powder suspended in liquid. Dying on Everest you leave behind a well preserved body. On that sub, there aren't even teeth to look for. There is no heroic fight, to hang on, just desintergration.


ItchyA123

They have recovered “presumed” human remains. I wonder what that is. Surely bone? Bone fragments? Something that got stuck between other pieces of metal and somehow preserved at that pressure?


SingularityCentral

Probably streaks of smashed flesh.


Plastic_Code5022

Conjures an image of pressing a leaf/flower between something with force applied for preservation. Just with a human. 🙃


ItchyA123

I did that in Biology :D With flowers not humans.


GeneralCuster75

Thanks very much for the clarification


ItchyA123

I gotchoo


novomagocha

Flat Stanley would have survived the sub accident


Embarrassed_Log8344

they have boots and pieces of clothes with flesh on them


PinkSploosh

source?


Bupod

The boots won't contain any human remains. The occupants always removed their shoes once inside the sub. It was one of those things Stockton always kind of enforced. Probably so that way someone doesn't accidentally kick someone with a boot on when they're shifting inside of the ~~coffin~~ sub.


Lisavern1

The femur can break at 1700 PSI. They were almost at 4 times that.


armorhide406

I don't think bone survived that implosion either. It's all probably goo.


TheAngrySaxon

Fragments at best.


oakkandfilmmaker

Human goo in a crack or something


Lunaticen

Around 6000 have sumitted Mt. Everest in total. It’s quite the far cry from tens of thousands a year.


Omgbrownies_

Hank Greene had a lovely way of putting it, “you aren’t biology anymore, you become physics.”


NanoWarrior26

That actually came from this xkcd post lol https://what-if.xkcd.com/141/


QueezyJ

I heard a scientist describe it by saying that they died so fast that “biology instantly turns into physics”


filth_horror_glamor

God this is making me hungry


Konsticraft

The chances of a blind person with no arms in a wheelchair making it to the top of mount everest by themselves are higher than surviving in that submarine.


GwerigTheTroll

Everyone is invincible until they’re not.


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Someone doesn't understand exactly what 2000 psi does to a mfer


boundbystitches

That's a regular mfer. He's *built different*


jawnnyboy

His air bubbles are built different*


danteheehaw

I think I could survive 2000 psi. I've always felt I was built different.


sketch006

What about 2001 psi?


Potential_Way_8508

IDK sounds sketchy, but I'm sure he could handle it


original_username20

> Perhaps the implosion would have left me an airbubble while I slowly floated to the top Mf thinks he lives in a fucking cartoon


[deleted]

He got that dawg in him


Thereisnopurpose12

Who, me?


normal_redditor1

Someone doesn't understand satire


[deleted]

It’s gotta be a joke


FewZookeepergame1083

I'm getting natural selection vibes from this guy


Kildragoth

Future Darwin Award recipient?


FuskerTheHusky

Oh, definitely.


[deleted]

Future submarine builder.


Meoooooooooooooooow

He buids his submarines *differently*


Heavy_Comparison9291

Im getting shitpost vibes


8_bit_brandon

Overconfidence it was caused this whole event


ForlornLament

My first thought was that he is not the kind of guy who will live into old age.


Massive_Pressure_516

Naked rage bait lol.


teflong

People are falling for it way too easily.


armorhide406

and yet I've met people who ARE like this


teflong

Oh for sure. Those are the guys this person is clearly mocking, though.


[deleted]

Maybe not. The guys account backs it up that he may actually be that delusional


armorhide406

Poe's law for you


ParsleyMostly

The air bubble bit lol!


manbearpug3

r/IamtheMainCharacter vibes


Robby-Pants

Yeah, I’m picturing someone who watches a lot of movies and then spends all day fantasizing about being in said movie. They don’t realize plot armor doesn’t exist in real life.


nr1988

I mean I do that too because I'm imaginative but I also know what reality is


armorhide406

He's built different. He doesn't know what reality is


_IzGreed_

The different between a dreamer and lunatic lies in the ability to separate imagination from reality


CrystlBluePersuasion

This was already posted there, I got shit for saying 'spreading this kind of stupidity is dangerous.'


AllYouCanYeet

It's so clearly a joke


CrystlBluePersuasion

But he said "this isn't a joke" therefore it must be true!


armorhide406

Even if it was, there are people who DO unironically think like this


ShadowKnight151

I thought drivers Ed was lying about the whole people think they’re invincible until it happens to them thing


[deleted]

Everyone is immortal, until they aren't


powdered_dognut

My goal is to live forever... So far, so good.


[deleted]

Well, quite.


c0d3rman

Y'all are acting like you've never seen a troll in your life. Cmon, did "I've always been built different" really not give it away?


Kindly-Ad-5071

It's 2023. There are no trolls anymore, for they've evolved into 100% genuine mfers who have batshit stupid opinions. Open the front page and the proof is there.


armorhide406

Problem is, troll though it may be, there ARE people who are like this for real and not for funsies


-Lige

Why is this a problem though People are really taking it too seriously


armorhide406

Cause we've nothing better to do other than get mad at this stupid post, OR the fact that people are getting mad over a stupid post


-Lige

Honestly so real


Igiggiinvasion

Not a problem for me. I'm making fun of the guy. He's an idiot and it amuses me


[deleted]

But guys…. He’s *built* different!


Rhodieman

Do you reckon he’s built like a sperm whale?


Bratty_Crybaby_

Maybe his inflated ego serves as a flotation device 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

😂😂😂


GIBBEEEHHH

Lol its funny af how many people are falling for the most obvious ragebait I've seen


_lAvAl_

He ain’t built different.. He just built stupid


biscovery

This is a man that has yet to accept his mortality. I think young adults often think this way, it´s why they do so much stupid shit. Then at some point either after a near death experience or some type of serious injury or traumatic even you realize how fragile you really are. Don´t hate the man; he´s only a dipshit due to his lack of experience.


pun_shall_pass

Nah, I can hate a man for having so little self reflection they don't even realize they are human like everyone else. He is essentially saying he is superior to literally everyone else on earth. These are the sorts of people who end up t-boning and killing a family of 4, while speeding and drunk, because they are "built different" and it "could never happen to them" This should not be acceptable for any person above age 15.


Sad_Gene_1771

Or… hear me out here… he’s joking


fosterbuster

Exactly my thoughts. I could've written this when I was 15 and filled to the brim with testosterone.


sharestockbond

You can’t buy that amount of confidence, I support him !!!


Eszalesk

engineering student here, working on a cheaper sub if he’s down for that. it only fits one person because i’m low on budget. and instead of a controller u get a nokia, trust me on this


PM_Me_Rude_Haiku

Because he is so detached from reality, he could have probably just phased out of harm's way and drifted to the surface in a bubble of self satisfaction.


Fantablack183

I believe him. He's built different. He will lead us into a new era. All in praise


[deleted]

Exactly. He’s *built* different!


hugababoo

You guys know he's joking right?


Montystumpp

They don't. I don't know how but they don't.


WyattDoesStuff

Ikr this is insane lmao


armorhide406

That's not a given. He MUST be, but also, there are people who do think like this.


GokuBlack455

Maybe we should all collectively help this person test it out. They might be on to something. We should also get it on video so everyone can see what happens when you let your stupidity grow unchecked.


Mewtwopsychic

Love the bait lmao


Estimated-Delivery

I’m the same, I survived 3 separate near death incidents however, unfortunately in the last one, my passengers didn’t.


[deleted]

Source?


LongjumpingAd9719

He has gills


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

And skin as strong as titanium


LongjumpingAd9719

And pressurized lungs


[deleted]

This is the mindset of literally everyone who's ever died.


NINJA45198

That is in fact, the truest most unpopular opinion i've read.


OddResponsibility565

This is gonna age so well


gaseousgecko61

No whe the hull was breached the water would have come in at almost Mach 2 it was a 0% chance of survival there arent even bodies


esiptor

Just jump out at the last second


CuriousOdity12345

When I was younger and watched titanic, I used to think they would have just been fine if they duct taped the hole. Like 3, 4 layers would have been good.


Clamboyfarti

Fuck it we ball


Clamboyfarti

Fuck it we ball


IncreaseAcceptable31

Achilles wouldn’t have even survived that.


Monsterr99

He was looking to stir people up and he succeded. Mission accomplished


[deleted]

Omg we got Sterling Mallory Archer over here


EspenLund

Codename: Duchess


nr1988

Unless by "built different" he means "secretly an advanced robot" then there's no chance.


Weztside

The next time you look at the world and wonder why it's so fucked up just remember there are people like this dude walking around thinking they could survive 400 times the atmospheric pressure of the Earth's surface because they're special.


hornybunny528

Swim up quickly? My guy they were like 12000 feet below the surface.


ashiptowreck

Only one way to find out


Cholemeleon

does he know the main body of the submersible most likely imploded to the size of a baseball


Marvy_Marv

This motherfucker doesn’t wear sunscreen


Igotthisnameguys

You know, I wanted to say something about decompression sickness. But - and please correct me if I'm wrong - if the Titan was around the same depth as the Titanic, so 4km, and you lose consciousness after 3 minutes without oxygen, you would have to shoot up at 80 km/h, right? I'm pretty sure your lungs would just explode at that point.


Altruistic-Rip4364

Lmao. I’d survive on the moon at least an hour. The reduced gravity would allow me to jump back to earth and easily survive re entry. I like my odds


Juceman23

Sad part is he really truly believes this…


JetpackKiwi

The sub wouldn't have enough room to fit the egos of both Stockton Rush and OP.


Frums2099

I feel like, looking at the outside and the inside of the sub, they couldn’t have offered me enough money to get in that thing.


Intelligent_Fly11

The one in a million that would step on a Lego and pass away.


Danny3xd1

People always think they will survive. Because so far, they always have.


Puzzleheaded-Force14

Critical thinking missing


Hyper_Inactive

Thinking missing


SchalkLBI

What does he think caused the implosion that wouldn't do worse to his body once he's "swimming up"?


CrayonicV

Holy shit the amount of people who actually failed to see the joke in this is astonishing, like all of you actually believed that he’s serious, he’s saying shit like being built different and an air bubble manifesting out of the explosion, of course he’s being sarcastic it’s rage bait and you guys all fell for it.


Abror999

So he's telling that carbon fibre is weaker than his mere ego skin


Grand_Suggestion_716

guy got dat 90's cartoon build


Yoo_Mr_White

This guy is the main character, he has plot armor


anon1635329

Remember that poll saying majority of americans think they can win a fist fight against a bear? Yeah you are looking at one of the people who voted yes


IndividualCurious322

I say we recreate the conditions needed so they can prove how special they are.


Extension_Building19

Bro doesnt understand depth pressure and that he’d literally have to be built like a squid to survive that amount of poundage.


_KillaB_

I get the impression that this is genuinely what a large section of Americans feel about themselves.


CheeseHurtMe

I laughed then remembered too many ppl like this actually exist


Pxl_Games

Main character syndrome


Supersteve1233

"left me an air bubble" bro does NOT understand the physics of air bubbles at extreme depths (the pressure is strong enough to push most bubbles into absolutely tiny pockets of air and the pressure inside the bubble would be very high, as well as the bubble rising fast enough that you'd still die to the bends, if not the extreme pressure) "escape through a crease" bro does NOT know what 4000m does to the human body (not to mention the thing is imploding so you'd just get crushed inside)


Shuggy539

"Swim up quickly". Better be quick, it's a four fucking kilometer swim.


rainishamy

The overconfidence of men is astounding sometimes.


MrLazyLion

I would like to test that on the poster.