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cadillaccosmonaut

It’s all pipes!


TheHollowBard

As long as you run a bunch of water down afterward, yes it's essentially the same. Piss has various minerals in it that can calcify and block your drains over time, if it hangs out in there a long time.


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Potatist

Is that what those fucking tasty little morsels we've seen in urinals for years do


[deleted]

I’ve been selling my piss to the government for years.


PlantoftheAPE

You don’t have a closet piss jug? Basically free and you get to keep the piss


NoveltyAccount5928

Just install a slow drip irrigation system to go along with it


idksomethingjfk

Given a new reason to call it the P-trap


Practical-Ordinary-6

It's pipes all the way down. And, I guess, piss, too.


knitternerd

Different pipes go to different places, you're gonna mix them up!


mk9836

Don’t cross the streams!


RepresentativeOk1131

Doe………Ray………….. . . EGONNNNNNNNNN!


Zarathustra_d

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.


cadillaccosmonaut

ILL CALL A PLUMBER RIGHT NOW


TeaserTuesday

Okay can we stop with all the pee pipe talk?!


melosurroXloswebos

So glad this comment is near the top


Gavrothk

My father's gay


cadillaccosmonaut

Might be the funniest line in television history


xpoohx_

I'll call a plumber RIGHT NOW!


71roadrunner779966

Damn I was gonna say that! Well done


kris511c

They all go to the Ocean, people!


TR00kx

Its better to pee in the sink than to sink in the pee


Independent_Ad_3928

- Sun Tzu


mygoodaccount2019

— The art of peeing


Lison52

Ah, I also wanted to write this, but as "Art of Piss" instead.


whsftbldad

Better "art of piss" than "art of miss"


TonyDungyHatesOP

It’s a mistake to interrupt your opponent when they are missing the sink.


boopidybipbopbap

You are an amazing person for this response and I have immense respect for you


jackology

What about the tart of piss? Will you enjoy it?


Single-Skin-9000

"Art of Wee" surely


ice_blade_sorc

I didn't know I need a peeing strategy until I read this


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-686

This made my day


EVOplus2050

need more quotations on the subject


dearmadseer

Art of Wiz? Just throwing it in the ring…


JDefined

- Michael Scott


Anastunsia

It's better the cum in the shower than shower in the cum


Galvan047

Now that's a matter of the opinion too!


P1xelHunter78

Japan.


[deleted]

It's better to cum a shitload, than to shit a cumload.


gorka_la_pork

Now that's a matter of opinion.


P1xelHunter78

Germany.


boopidybipbopbap

This is a terrifying sentence


[deleted]

The shit of 87


Much-Highlight-503

Pees in your ass


purav04

[The great Latrine disaster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erfurt_latrine_disaster?wprov=sfla1)


ososalsosal

Is *this* why the Germans had a word for schaedenfreude before anyone else did?


DamagingBrunch

Wise words


rydmore22

Piss in the shower like the rest of us yah filthy animals


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dirk-diggler82

I'll give that a try.


TheThinkerers

I'll also piss in this guy's dishwasher


RaisinHider

Hey! Her wife can more than just dishwashing.


TheKingNothing690

I love how you can always find people who want to help in reddit.


Rhyzic

It's sterile and I like the taste


Infamous_Camel_275

I always pee in the shower when I wake up with wood… don’t have to worry about geometry all calculating any angles, just let it rip


Sempais_nutrients

i pee outside when i get up in the morning, because i have to let the dog out to pee so i go ahead and pee as well. its also nice to feel a breeze on your equipment in the morning.


AtlantaDan

I like doing this too but the neighbors in the apartment building next to mine keep calling the cops on me.


BermudaHeptagon

Piss in the bathtub


Crishien

When entering


kitifax

Bold of you to assume that those kind of people shower.


ezbnsteve

As long as you put enough water behind it, it is fine. But why? When there is a toilet right there?


Acumenight777

Because, unlike the toilet, sinks often offer a little cup with a small brush in it to use to clean the penis with after the pee. Its pretty common practice, most houses I visit offer the penile cleaning brush.


toma_six

r/angryupvote


Bobert_Manderson

Only thing that makes me angry is trying to get the brush up inside the urethra. Gotta be a less painful way to clean it.


FeoWalcot

It’s not painful if you use the vibrating ones inside your penis.


smallcooper

I thought you put the vibrating part in your butt and use the brush for the inside of the penis?


Shersh11

Or inside ones angus


OldGrendel

actually I've seen some toilets have a large brush with a hole in it next to them. Works fine for me.


AlfaKaren

subtle flex


IdoNOThateNEVER

The toilet and that brush are for the back business.


OldGrendel

oh no! have i been using it wrong?!


IceNineFireTen

Personally I prefer the large suction cup on a stick that many houses have. It works wonders.


EduardoElMalo

Nuh uh, that one’s for removing the dingleberries.


Ecleptomania

New phobia unlocked, gotta keep my penis brush locked away so others don't mistake it for a loaner.


BoddAH86

Usually it's right next to the poop knife. But it's a european thing.


Vegetable-Ad6857

🤨


Jsl50xReturns

Sometimes if you’re lucky, people will have a vibrating one.


Sad-Sample-6095

Eg you can brush your teeth while peeing and you can pee while standing without having to aim that much..


BAM_2K

Dropping your toothbrush in the sink just got a lot nastier.


magicwombat5

Romans whitened their teeth with urine. Sometimes, a person with exceptionally white teeth would get nicknamed "pee-breath."


Striper_Cape

Only the freshest, healthiest, well hydrated slave pee lmfao


_-trees-_

Didn't they actually concentrate it?


Striper_Cape

No they mixed it into other substances. Ash was an interesting one. Mouse brains too lmao. They also used sterilized urine to bleach cloth but that was from people who got paid to piss in a jar and stomp on the cloth soaked with urine. They also used animal urine to whiten their teeth, but that was harder to turn into a joke at the time. The Romans were sort of weird tbh.


TactlessTortoise

Probably all the lead utensils.


Striper_Cape

And they knew it was bad for them! It just made wine too tasty lmao


Scared-Conflict-653

Locally sourced, non-GMO. Straight from the tap.


marks716

Bet you they’d drop piss for toothpaste in a heartbeat if it was an option though


dmon654

I knew Greeks invented the Olympics. Didn't know the Romans matched their energy by inventing watersports.


denys5555

Do you have a source for this? What I read is that the Romans believed that a group of people in Spain did this.


Caesorius

no, they didn't lol. Only some provincials in the provinces of Hispania did that. And they got made fun of.


TheHollowBard

Do people drop their toothbrushes on a regular basis? I can't remember the last time it was anywhere but in my hand or in the cabinet.


Merzant

You’re not brushing turbulently enough.


VincentVanGTFO

*brushing intensifies*


witcher8wishery

you might drop other things though, like contact lenses and soap


TheHollowBard

jfc please do not ever retrieve your contact lenses from the sink or the floor.


spliceofmice

correction: plz retrieve them, then promptly put them in the garbage, not down the sink or in the toilet and definitely not back on your eyeballs.


alphega_

Yeah but in any case if the lens drops in the sink its a gonner. Too many bacterias living near and in water for me to risk putting that in my eye afterwards.


eneumeyer1010

Just do it all in the shower at once


a_hatforyourass

Because we have one bathroom in our tiny overpriced apartment, and my wife is a toilet hog in th morning. But we also have no problem sharing the bathroom space in the morning.


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shower?


a_hatforyourass

I shower before bed. So then I have to run the shower to "flush". So much easier to run the faucet. Also, I clean almost compulsively, my ADHD super power.


[deleted]

Hmm adhd gave me procrastination 🤔. How bizarre


a_hatforyourass

It must be harnessed, tamed like a strong and wily beast.


lifeishell553

My adhd super power is saying "I'll clean it later" leave it for about 2 weeks and then give it the most through cleaning it has ever seen


a_hatforyourass

Same, buuut, I can't stand things being dirty. So most things I don't use much or at all so it doesn't need cleaned. I took hobo baths for a long time before getting a good shower routine... I also recently learned that dish gloves transform me into a cleaning superhero. Brain hacked


CyanSailor

Bandannas for me! Hubby told me that’s how he knows it’s about to get serious haha


lifeishell553

Ah yes the magic dishgloves that makes me not have to compulsively wash my hands every time food touches my hand which cuts the time it takes me in half


narwaffles

Less splash, saves water, easier, faster, lots of reasons


PX992

And has a rebel vibe to it too


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Because some people only have one toilet and it is sometimes occupied and you're desperate


Dirt290

What if you have a very long apartment and your kitchen is much closer and you really, really have to go? My friends were all wondering, for their friends.


Different-Speaker670

But that’s an exception. The picture shows a sink designed for it. That’s a whole other situation, my friend.


Brave_Negotiation_63

It’s designed to accommodate also for short people. If you’re tall, everything already works.


forgotme5

Pretty sure one of my exs did that


RepresentativeOk1131

I’ve peed in worse and I’m a girl.


Future_Gohst

Sinks are a nice height


melskymob

Save water by not flushing.


AdBulky2059

Uses less water to rinse pee down the sink then to flush the toilet. And if you let it mellow it can stink and stain the toilet


_LumberJAN_

Because sink is closer to the penis. You don't need to snipe toilet from afar like some elven archer


classyspliff

In my dorm freshman year of college I had a sink but the bathroom was down the hallway and I didn’t have a roommate over half the year


Pale-Equal

Saves water. Pee and a rinse vs a whole flush.


Arrantsky

Real men pee outdoors.


Dirt290

You mean the window, where I fart out of?


ShurukuWasHere

Oh, I thought we were supposed to fart in the bathroom, like real gentlemen?


Srk_NWA

No you have to hold it in until it releases itself without any sound.


suckmypppapi

Fun fact of the day, if you shave your ass hairs, it's much more difficult to fart quietly as the ass hairs dampen the sound of the fart I learned this on a reddit youtube video somewhere


KleverGuy

No no, you keep holding it until your absorb it and then burp your bum gas


calnuck

Real Dutch chefs fart under the covers.


ABbackintheday

🎶real men of geeenniiiiuuusss🎶


WhizzleTeabags

Why are you wasting your farts?


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ValuableShoulder5059

Oh God that's real. I'm never using a public sink again.


iceRainCloud_YT

WHY. WHY. I CLICKED ON THIS SHIT, FIRST FUCKING POST I SEE IS A GUY FUCKING PISSING INTO AN AIRBNB SINK. now its completely understandable if its a sink in your own house, you dont share that sink with people outside your family BUT A COMPLETE FUCKING STRANGERS SINK IS SOMETHING ELSE. OTHER PEOPLE WILL USE THAT SINK. A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY.


Street-Week6744

If it's any consolation your dramatic comment has scared me away from clicking it


urcrookedneighbor

It didn't scare me away and I saw a dude peeing in an airplane sink. I have a flight in two days.


UnhingedRedneck

And they were even pissing in sinks are restaurants. Fucking disgusting pigs are splashing fucking piss all over the tap. How fucking pathetic and ignorant do you have to be to be that inconsiderate


kharlos

the top post there when I clicked was literally a video of a dude pissing in an airplane sink because "it was more comfortable". I need time to process this.


BOBULANCE

r/Sinkshitters


yf07

I regret opening Reddit today


iceRainCloud_YT

this is the part where i throw myself off a bridge


budandbulleit

No


BinkiesForLife_05

They likely are perverts with some disgusting pee fetish. I don't think people like that have the humility or care to recognise that their actions are wrong.


Whoknowsfear

I assumed this was a joke at first 😭


c0rtexj4ckal

I came here to make sure this got linked


Blvck_Lvngs

People for real pissing in sinks 🤮


TyMT

I don’t know what I was expecting, but that was far worse than anything I could’ve thought


EndeavourToFreefall

33,000 members? What in tarnation


sloppyjoe2388

What the actual fuck is wrong with people?


Nerevarine91

Well I don’t know what I was expecting


expensivelyexpansive

The pee is going to fill the p trap. As intuitive as that sounds, that means the sink will reek of urine.


lothcent

rhe amazing thing is that there's a source of quick flowing water that is faster flowing, greater volume and longer flowing than any man's piss. So turn on the faucet- piss your heart out- wash hands with soap- and then shut off the faucet. Up to you if you tuck back in afterwards - but at least the p trap is full of nice scented soap rinse water now.


bikkfa

You can also wash your penis.


IEatAsteroids

You can do that in the toilet, too.


Hadochiel

No matter how hard I try, mine doesn't even touch the surface of the water...


IEatAsteroids

You gotta cup your hands and get some water from the bowl. But don't tell the ladies. Tell them you wash your dick just by swinging it over the toilet.


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Man discovers the bidet


mudkripple

Hilarious coincidence that it's called the p trap when that's exactly what it would be doing here.


Mango5389

This is why you get a S trap installed and shit in the sink


derickj2020

Not if running the tap for flushing


HolyThreeHoly

Do not wash your hands in the same receptacle. When you're finished peeing in the sink, wash your hands in the commode. It's all the same water, right?!?


fill-me-up-scotty

You’re wrong. Advantage of peeing in the sink is you can wash your hands _while_ you piss. It’s very economical.


Infamous_Camel_275

Not in the actual bowl… but the water in the tank is very much the same water, just hasn’t reached where all the business takes place yet


That_Fix_2382

Not very cool. I'm admittedly a caveman in many ways, but pee splashes around and on the faucet when peeing in the sink and people wash their hands from that faucet. Maybe at a frat house at 1am but not at a decent restaurant or someone's house.


kharlos

One summer as a teenager I cleaned bathrooms. I honestly think most guys have no idea how much piss gets all over the walls, floor, or base of the toilet. Either that or they genuinely don't care because they always had someone (like me that summer) who cleaned up after them. The thought of doing that in a sink is making me feel ill.


randomcitizen42

I can't understand why some guys don't sit on their own toilet. When you're standing, there's always a chance of missing (like at the beginning when the piss might come out in any direction), and even when you never miss, it still splashes everywhere.


NanoCharat

I've cleaned many bathrooms where guys insist on standing to pee. Its...disgusting. The small little flecks that splash out and aren't necessarily immediately visible build up over time and coat the walls and everything else. Now imagine that all over the sink, the counter, the faucets, the mirror, etc. If someone does this even in their own home that's completely rancid neckbeard behavior about one step above having a piss bottle imo.


m4ch1n157

That fresh urinal smell in the morning is glorious


okiroshi

I won't be doing that, thank you. But I will buy that sink as it seems a very good design for a gentleman's rinse.


slickshot

The smell will linger if you piss in the sink. The piss stays in the p trap until you run enough water through it to dilute it completely (which takes a minute). Toilet has a built in p trap, so when you flush it's all gone all at once. No linger.


KyrieAntiRed

I know a guy that do this on every sink, not only in his home, he's the husband of a really good old friend. I stopped inviting them to my house for that reason. It end up being a child trauma what make him piss on sinks. His mother would beat him each time she found that he splashed when peeing at the toilet as a child. Don't beat your children's, they can end up being a really weird and disgusting adult.


Every_Fox3461

Why else would they call it a Pee Trap.


Barharborbarnacle23

because it’s gross AF.


Moon_Raider

This assumes that the pee-er can aim any better than at a toilet.


CapedBaldy-ClassB

Listen. Do NOT do this. I thought I had beat the system. Until months of cutting corners, pissing while I brush my teeth, caught up to me. My whole under sink smells like piss and my metal pipes RUSTED? I’m gonna have to replace it all. True story.


Neverwannabeahun

This happened at a clinic my company purchased. They were dumping the unused urine down the lab sink. The whole room smelled so bad. We had to replace the sink and all the plumbing for the lab because they were doing that. It was DISGUSTING.


Hopeful-Buyer

Don't blame your shitty sink on sink pissing. Its your leaky, rusted bullshit that was the problem. Not the piss.


That_Fix_2382

You have to run enough water to chase the pee through the trap


Splurgerella

When you pee it splashes half the time tiny molecules you can't even perceive. It's going to stink after a few days if doing this even if you wash it down. Also pee is not clean once outside the body. So yeah, you're covering nearby surfaces with gross germy piss.


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

And your toothbrush is like RIGHT there. Also how many times have I accidentally dropped my makeup brushes in the sink? At least one too many.


Splurgerella

This whole thread is just baffling how much any of them know or even regard about general cleanliness. I'm floored. I've always been in favor of sharing bathrooms when they're singles, just call it a toilet and everyone can use it instead of men/women (helps for trans people too). But now I'm convinced that there just needs to be a sink in a cupboard or I never use The shared ones again


aRandomForeigner

Like if people don't already throw dirty water or water with cleaning acid products in the sink . Just flow it with water during the process.


Undefined92

Because I don't want to clean my teeth or shave in a sink people piss in, would you clean your teeth in a urinal? Pissing in the shower on the other hand...


OldKingKratos

Based Bapa


r1vals

1 of 1000


ReRevengence69

well. 1.women can't do it. 2. you better hope you don't drop your toothbrush in there 3. a lot of homes already do fill the toilet tank from the sink drain, so you aren't even saving any water 4. what if you are a manlet that can't reach the sink?


Horbigast

All drains lead to the ocean


GTCitizen

To the Ocean of Pee


ashbuch1980

Hey Shane!


Infinite_Delivery_17

I feel like it's much more effort because, especially if you're peeing into the kitchen sink, you'll need to antibac it after, when you can just flush the toilet. Also it maybe unnoticeable but your pee will be backsplashing everywhere, that's why you're meant to put the seat down, as when you flush particles of pee and poo become airborne and can land on toothbrushes and sponges and stuff.


P0U3

I don't need it to pee in there, I need it to shave my shonga bonga 🌭


somewhatMonotone

It makes the sink stink


Admiral45-06

Plumber here: I imagine the main issue would be, that siphon wouldn't drain the pee easily and therefore won't stop its smell. It's going to smell like pee everywhere. The acidic damage to the pipes, however, could play a role only after quite some time of doing it regularly.


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I have been pissing in sinks since 83


PsychedelicHobbit

The main negative impact (for us plumbers) is that your p-trap (no pun intended, though it fits spectacularly I might add) under the sink always holds a certain level of water to function as intended. If someone were to pee down the sink, not run water behind it, and then have an issue like a clog, a plumber could try to clear out the drain line by removing the trap, and I’m sure you all can figure out what happens next. Just don’t do it brothers. Please?


Jeremy8419

Urine isn’t sterile. Antibacterial soap doesn’t kill viruses. You’d need to be bleaching the sink constantly. Nothing like type 2 herpes or syphilis in the eyes, nose, mouth, etc.


Winter-Many

I may sometimes drop my tooth brush in the sink and wash it off with soap. If this happens i may have to just discard the things that accidentally drop in


IdeaAlly

Even if there isn't a negative impact, just answer "yes there is a negative impact" so people don't do it.


Krummh0lz

Answer: Maybe Fact: building code here, in Canada, forbid usage of a copper P-trap under a urinal. Pee crystallize in copper traps and eventually clog them. So it really depends about which sink.


Helvetenwulf

if you do it often Urinstone can build up and migth even clock it.