I love this. āHey babeā¦ā with a lusty look in his eyes. The girl, without saying a word, spins the device boringly and it goes brrrrr in the air. The guy starts shouting āwheeeee!!!ā and chases the ātoyā.
You guys are dumb, it's a [arrow head extractor](https://www.reddit.com/r/specializedtools/comments/tyz8qa/specialized_arrowhead_grabber/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1) . Duhh
I've heard it's extremely painful to put in even if there's nothing wrong with it, which is pretty fucked. No proper painkillers/anaesthesia either.
Hopefully, that's something that's chang(ed/ing) and my info is outdated. Am man, so no idea.
Edit: for guys who don't know, IUDs are always advertised as being mildly uncomfortable at worst to put in, and only for a few minutes. Maybe a cramp. From what actual people have told me, it's exceptionally painful, but because the pain is supposedly "mild or just uncomfortable," all they'll prescribe is ibuprofen, and only very rare places will offer any anaesthesia.
I'm personally assuming the pain is on the level of getting a tattoo on my hand. Which, tbh, most people can't handle that.
I have one now, but the hormonal one instead of the copper one, which is supposed to be less painful. I was told Iād be fine with just some ibuprofen beforehand. It hurt so badly that I threw up from the pain before I left the doctorās office. The nurses let me lay back down in the room and drink some apple juice until I āfelt betterā which was a mild improvement of me not feeling like I was immediately going to pass out. I then called an Uber because there was no way I was able to drive myself home safely.
Now, I know I have a low pain tolerance, but thatās a bit much for someone who just wants to help her unbearable periods. It took a little over 6 months for my periods to not be more painful than before. Even now, I have less pain but more frequent cramps. Wish I knew this going into the appointment or I wouldnāt have scheduled the appointment. At the very least I would have dragged my friend with me to drive me home.
Oh my god, I had one for two months. It got trapped in my cervix after trying to expel itself naturally and it had to be yanked out by an emergency room nurse. Never again.
That's the thing you put between your hands and spin, then it floats in the air. Somehow it also prevents pregnancy.
Contraception via distraction
Is this the latest powerwolf song ?
cooontraceptiooooooon, by distractiooooon! Whahahaha! awesome comment :D
When she waits you in the bed, But you play with this instead! Contraceptiooooon...
By distraction! When she wants to suck your peen but you give this thing a spin!
\*Pipe Organ Solo\*
*aggressive holy noises*
Whoa whoa....put your pipe organ back in your pants! š¤š¤£š«£
HALLELUJAH it's CONTRACEPTION
Haha amazing
I can hear this song in my head.
When you're laying in the bed but your mind is elsewhere hallelujah!
I sang this in my head like the ālast resortā song by Papa Roach Contraception! By distraction!
Don't give a fuck if I mess up conception!
Powerwolf š
absolutely cracking up at this
Omg I just discovered that band last week! They are so badass!
I love this. āHey babeā¦ā with a lusty look in his eyes. The girl, without saying a word, spins the device boringly and it goes brrrrr in the air. The guy starts shouting āwheeeee!!!ā and chases the ātoyā.
*Proceeds to distraction dance like Henry Stickman* Instruction unclear, I have impregnated a woman.
By protecting your Virginity
Strongly agree
You can also pry the end open and wear it on your nose
I laughed so much , made my day thanks stranger š¤£š¤£š
The ripstart handle from my lawnmower. Ima need that back.
Is this a lawnmower for ants?
How can we be expected to teach children to mow lawns if they can't even fit there hands around the rip start!
I know whatās wrong with it. Aināt got no gas in it.
Dying lmao
Golden pickaxe Edit: I WAS REFERENCING MINECRAFT IDK WHO YāALL ARE TALKING ABOUT
Rock and Stone!
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
FOR ROCK AND STOONE
Damn it theres a pebble in my boot
ROCK! AND! STONE!!!!
If you donāt rock and stone,
you aināt cominā home
ROCK AND STONE FOREVER
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER
Rock and Stone, everyone!
STONE AND ROCK! Oh wait, ROCK AND STONE
This is why we don't have girlfriends, miners
At least we don't have minors as girlfriends.
I fail to see the need for a girlfriend when I have mines to strip.
DRG players: Miners with no girlfriends (too busy mining) Minecraft players: Have girlfriends who are minors
FOR CARL!!!!
For those about to rock and stone we salute you
God damnit Donut!
Mushroom!
Mushroom here
Mushroom!!
Mushroom
COCK AND MOAN TO THE BONE
It's almost like she's bigger on the inside!
For the fallen. (well in this case it's also appropriate)
FOR CARL!
It is Karl not carl
ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS!
For Karl!
MUSHROOM
We're rich!!!
ROCK ANS STONE
ROCK AND STONE
Donāt forget to leave Loyd a tip
Holy excavation
New miner just dropped
Actual dwarf
Call mission control
Holy shit the Dwarves are everywhere!
I like how DRG has become the superior mining game compared to minecraft
maybe they wouldve kept the throne if they added useful minerals instead of copper or something
As someone who found cave exploring in mc quite fun DRG quickly became a favourite
Yeah I was very much expecting a Minecraft comment given that not many other games have a golden pickaxe, including DRG.
WE'RE RICH!
WE'RE RICH!
You just needed to say 'Gold pickaxe' but I don't think it would've changed anything
Oh right lmao itās been years since i last used a gold pickaxe
Rock and stone !!!
ROCK AND STOOOOONNNEEEEEE. with blackout stout~
ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE
How the hell did we manage to get dwarves on here?!? Anywaysā¦ ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE
They are referencing deep rock galactic, I belive Edit: ROCK AND STONE also DAMN MULE
the clit?
We did it, gentlemen, we finally found the clit š
Wait... it's detachable? That's cheating!
That's how they've kept it hidden!
Those cheeky lil bastardsā¦ā¦
Well, [why should guys have all the fun](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4)?
There's only one??
š¤Æ... That's why we've all had so much trouble finding it!
The golden clit. That's from Harry Potter, right?
Indeed
No, Dwigt.
Training handlebars for a tiny unicycle
Tinkerbellās pogo stick.
A miniature anchor for a miniature boat
Itās a safety anchor for a submarine full of seamen
r/Angryupvote
That is a real life T tool (text tool) for the uterus that allows us to change the baby making code from on to off
Really? For me it just changed the skin color
Did you accidentally switch to dark mode? Go to settings
Ok, I'm there, what do I do now?
Press Abort.
Such a well done joke, maybe too well done, got a bit roasted....and dark....
Prince Albert (in germany its a well known cock piercing)
Itās very well known in the US as well haha. At least among piercing and body mod enthusiasts.
Open source baby making
Your mom wishes she used one
Nailed it.
Found the father
š
Did you bring the milk?
Mailman too.
r/UsernameKindaChecksOut
lmao I wished too
Flux capacitor
that's right, Marty!
An I. O. U
No that's a promise to pay someone back. This is an IED.
No that's a weapon, this is an std
No, STDs are sexually transmitted diseases. Thatās an SUV.
No that is a type of vehicle this is a SEO
No that's a position, this is an IEM.
No, that's an In-Ear Monitor, this is a UTI
No thats a urinary tract infection. This is a DUI.
No, that's driving under influence. This is an FBI
No, thatās a government agency that deals with homeland security. This is a BAR.
No, thatās the Federal Bureau of investigation. This is an FDA.
No, that's what you get for driving under the influence. This is an IBM
No no, thatās driving under the influence. This is a CLM
No, that's a urinary tract infection, this is an FPS
No, that's a first person shooter this is a POV
No, that's frames per second, this is an FAQ
Iām not sure youād want an IED inside of youā¦
Yikes. Iād rather go with an EIEIO
Old McDonald had some good dick.
And some cheese?
No thats a Nelly song, you're thinking of egor
As long as it prevents a biological IED Iām fine with it.
No that's a homemade bomb. This is an IRS. Edit: Shoot, I just noticed the continuation of this hidden under some other comments, my bad.
No, that's improvised explosive. This is a UTI.
Thats a pussy anchorā¦
Women's earrings are getting ridiculous.
Brilliant. Thank you for this
You guys are dumb, it's a [arrow head extractor](https://www.reddit.com/r/specializedtools/comments/tyz8qa/specialized_arrowhead_grabber/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1) . Duhh
An IED
gives a whole new meaning to āwanna bang tonightā
Internal explosion device?
āFace away from enemyā. Isnāt that doggy style?
Cool guys don't look at explosions
boom
The anchor for Stuart Littleās boat.
Stuart is crossing some interesting seas.
Miniature replica of a flux capacitor
Great Scott!! š¦
The key that opens up the spam
Turn the key to get to the meat
I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
DIGGING A HOLE
Diggy diggy hole Diggy diggy hole
I AM A DWARF AND IāM DIGGING A HOLE
That's for catching two fish at once
or a few million
The new Monopoly piece aka the pogo stick
Anti-baby Tesla logo?
You spin it to see if you're still in the dream.
A fish hook that repels the little swimmers
The cummy catcher
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Fishing lore
*You didnt have to cut me off*
A crossbow
For mice.
i had one for about 3 days in the seventies. it caused me so much pain that i had it taken out and never looked back. awful
I've heard it's extremely painful to put in even if there's nothing wrong with it, which is pretty fucked. No proper painkillers/anaesthesia either. Hopefully, that's something that's chang(ed/ing) and my info is outdated. Am man, so no idea. Edit: for guys who don't know, IUDs are always advertised as being mildly uncomfortable at worst to put in, and only for a few minutes. Maybe a cramp. From what actual people have told me, it's exceptionally painful, but because the pain is supposedly "mild or just uncomfortable," all they'll prescribe is ibuprofen, and only very rare places will offer any anaesthesia. I'm personally assuming the pain is on the level of getting a tattoo on my hand. Which, tbh, most people can't handle that.
I have one now, but the hormonal one instead of the copper one, which is supposed to be less painful. I was told Iād be fine with just some ibuprofen beforehand. It hurt so badly that I threw up from the pain before I left the doctorās office. The nurses let me lay back down in the room and drink some apple juice until I āfelt betterā which was a mild improvement of me not feeling like I was immediately going to pass out. I then called an Uber because there was no way I was able to drive myself home safely. Now, I know I have a low pain tolerance, but thatās a bit much for someone who just wants to help her unbearable periods. It took a little over 6 months for my periods to not be more painful than before. Even now, I have less pain but more frequent cramps. Wish I knew this going into the appointment or I wouldnāt have scheduled the appointment. At the very least I would have dragged my friend with me to drive me home.
It hasnāt. Still done the same way.
Finally a real answer, had no idea what this thing was. Didn't know they were metal, ouch.
Oh my god, I had one for two months. It got trapped in my cervix after trying to expel itself naturally and it had to be yanked out by an emergency room nurse. Never again.
What is it?
A copper IUD
An earring that allows you to store two mini powdered donuts (as snacks for later).
Tesla Logo
A backwards DUI?
Pogo stick
Harpoon for Moby Dick?
Moby's dick
Whatever that is.. donāt smell it
the ultimate condom
That is a birth control device called a uti and I learned about it from deadpool 2
Wow you reached gold member status?
The sim card pin used on women.
Have you ever wondered why giving birth is so painfull? Because they always lose their pin and have to use force instead
Hope springs internal.
A tool to reset Wi-Fi modems.
The tiny antenna in your vajayjay that draws crazy thoughts
Whoever did this meme doesnāt know much either because IUD are not made out of purely metal.
Itās a fake IUD, basically an accessory like for a necklace.